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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" media="screen" href="/~d/styles/rss2full.xsl"?><?xml-stylesheet type="text/css" media="screen" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~d/styles/itemcontent.css"?><rss xmlns:geo="http://www.w3.org/2003/01/geo/wgs84_pos#" xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0" version="2.0"><channel><title>Beer and Sport</title><link>http://beerandsport.net</link><description>Aussie Cricket, Rugby and Beer Blog</description><language>en</language><lastBuildDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 03:45:34 PDT</lastBuildDate><generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.2</generator><sy:updatePeriod xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/">hourly</sy:updatePeriod><sy:updateFrequency xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/">1</sy:updateFrequency><geo:lat>-33.863788</geo:lat><geo:long>151.199684</geo:long><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/BeerAndSport" type="application/rss+xml" /><feedburner:emailServiceId>BeerAndSport</feedburner:emailServiceId><feedburner:feedburnerHostname>http://feedburner.google.com</feedburner:feedburnerHostname><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com" /><item><title>They breed ‘em tough in the country</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BeerAndSport/~3/WsFvqaXIfYA/</link><category>Misc</category><category>advert</category><category>toyota</category><category>youtube</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Moses</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 03:45:34 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://beerandsport.net/they-breed-em-tough-in-the-country/</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[<p>Just saw this Toyota advert on TV, made me laugh.</p>
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Share on FacebookRelated Posts:Why, why, why.. Jesse RyderHaddin Run Out!Classic Tooheys Advert$20 million Lap DanceKP is a twat</description><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://beerandsport.net/they-breed-em-tough-in-the-country/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">2</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://beerandsport.net/they-breed-em-tough-in-the-country/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Wallabies to win the Tri Nations</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BeerAndSport/~3/UVR5UO9ZhcQ/</link><category>Misc</category><category>betting</category><category>tri-nations</category><category>wallabies</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Moses</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 06:45:36 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://beerandsport.net/wallabies-to-win-the-tri-nations/</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[<p>Laugh at me if you will, but I just stuck $20 on the Wallabies to win this years Tri Nations.</p>
<p>To do this, we need to beat the Boks in Perth and Brisbane, then it gets interesting. </p>
<p>Considering we&#8217;ve got the only 2 bonus points in the comp so far, if we score 4 tries in Brissy and pick up a third we don&#8217;t even need to win the Auckland to take the title!</p>
<p>Still think my 20:1 punt is a shocker?</p>
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To do this, we need to beat the Boks in Perth and Brisbane, then it gets interesting. 
Considering we&amp;#8217;ve got the only 2 bonus points in the comp so far, if we score 4 tries in [...]</description><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://beerandsport.net/wallabies-to-win-the-tri-nations/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">10</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://beerandsport.net/wallabies-to-win-the-tri-nations/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Dear Channel 9</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BeerAndSport/~3/3ZsGavgy0UQ/</link><category>Misc</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Moses</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 00:34:29 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://beerandsport.net/dear-channel-9/</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[<p>Dear Channel Nine,</p>
<p>Please tell Mark Nicholas to piss off to England and never come back. In his place you may hire Shane Warne, who unlike Nicholas played cricket for his country, and actually comes across like he knows what he&#8217;s talking about.</p>
<p>Regards</p>
<p>&#8211;<br />
Credit to AllStarNZ for this great post</p>
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Please tell Mark Nicholas to piss off to England and never come back. In his place you may hire Shane Warne, who unlike Nicholas played cricket for his country, and actually comes across like he knows what he&amp;#8217;s talking about.
Regards
&amp;#8211;
Credit to AllStarNZ for this great post
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<p>Thanks to tonight&#8217;s Rugby Club on Fox for this one&#8230;</p>
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<p>Couldn&#8217;t help myself&#8230;</p>
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<td valign="top"><div id="attachment_1224" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><img src="http://beerandsport.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/statue-300x199.jpg" alt="Fred the redeemer" title="statue" width="300" height="199" class="size-medium wp-image-1224" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Fred the redeemer</p></div></td>
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Share on FacebookRelated Posts:Crap Lookalikes - Andrew Flintoff is a Brazillian StatueWho's your daddy?Hey Ricky, give Katto a bowl!Crap Lookalikes - Phil Waugh is Hansel from ZoolanderCrap Lookalikes - Dale Steyn is Bear Grylls</description><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://beerandsport.net/crap-lookalikes-nathan-hauritz-is-doogie-howzer/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://beerandsport.net/crap-lookalikes-nathan-hauritz-is-doogie-howzer/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>How shit is Mitch?</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BeerAndSport/~3/tyaRcFKis0U/</link><category>Cricket</category><category>bowling</category><category>mitchell johnson</category><category>statistical analysis</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Moses</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 21:39:17 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://beerandsport.net/?p=1207</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[<p>It wasn&#8217;t until <a href="http://www.cricketwithballs.com/2009/07/28/reasons-why-australia-can-still-win-retain-the-ashes/">JRod pointed out that Mitchell has better figures than Anderson</a> that I got to thinking a statistical analysis could be insightful on the bowlers in this series to date. I&#8217;ve uploaded my working <a href="http://beerandsport.net/uploads/johnno.xls">here</a> if you want to take a look in Excel.</p>
<p>Mitchell Johnson is in terrible form, you can read about it <a href="http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,25849784-2882,00.html">here</a>, <a href="http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/sport/cricket/my-mothers-not-to-blame-says-johnson-20090729-e0io.html">here</a>, <a href="http://www.skysports.com/cricket/ashes/story/0,26376,12340_5456424,00.html">here</a>, <a href="http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,25848381-5003413,00.html">here</a>, <a href="http://www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/dawn-content-library/dawn/news/cricket/07-drop-mitchell-for-edbgaston-aussie-media-fans-ha-06">here</a>, <a href="http://www.sticksports.com/blog.php?bt=4380">here</a>, <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/poll/2009/jul/27/mitchell-johnson-ashes">here</a>, <a href="http://livenews.com.au/sport/johnson-too-good-to-drop-says-nielsen-/2009/7/23/213736">here</a>, and according to google there are 520 more such stories <a href="http://news.google.com.au/news/more?um=1&#038;ned=au&#038;cf=all&#038;ncl=d3JHMb3NAfoEdvMdQWJxLKsjffDGM">here</a>.</p>
<p>However, when one looks at aggregated bowling figures, Johnson has 8 wickets and is just trailing Hauritz (9) and Hilfenhaus (9) for series honours.</p>
<p>Mithcell&#8217;s bowling average of 41.38 looks terrible, until you consider the roads prepared to date and observe that he&#8217;s ranked 5th best in the series, ahead of JM Anderson (42.1), PM Siddle  (45.1), GP Swann (56.1), SCJ Broad  (64.1), MS Panesar (115.1) and all the part timers.</p>
<p>Johnno&#8217;s overall economy rate is poor at 4.00, with just Collingwood (4.47) and Onions (4.55) returning inferior resutls. Still, I haven&#8217;t read too many stories calling for Onions to be chopped.</p>
<p>On paper his bowling to date is more than acceptable, it&#8217;s impressive. He&#8217;s taken 8 out of 34 English wickets, namely Strauss, Cook (twice), Bopara, Flintoff, Prior, Broad (on 19) and Anderson (on 29) so there&#8217;s no &#8217;soft&#8217; ones padding his stats, unlike <a href="http://beerandsport.net/not-so-super-fred/">SuperFred</a>.</p>
<p>Are we asking too much of a guy who&#8217;s had the &#8217;spearhead&#8217; label placed on him after 3 good spells and an injury to Lee? If we&#8217;re going to drop any bowler for Clark to come in then Siddle should be first in line.</p>
<p class="facebook"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/share.php?u=http://beerandsport.net/how-shit-is-mitch/" target="_blank"><img src="http://beerandsport.net/wp-content/plugins/add-to-facebook-plugin/facebook_share_icon.gif" alt="Share on Facebook" title="Share on Facebook" /></a><a href="http://www.facebook.com/share.php?u=http://beerandsport.net/how-shit-is-mitch/" target="_blank" title="Share on Facebook">Share on Facebook</a></p><div id="crp_related"><h2>Related Posts:</h2><ul><li><a href="http://beerandsport.net/bugger-link-lets-talk-rugby/" rel="bookmark">Bugger Link, let's talk rugby</a></li><li><a href="http://beerandsport.net/the-great-saffattack-myth/" rel="bookmark">The Great Saffattack Myth</a></li><li><a href="http://beerandsport.net/vodafone-uk-give-england-the-arse/" rel="bookmark">Vodafone UK give England the árse</a></li><li><a href="http://beerandsport.net/sour-grapes-i-dont-think-so/" rel="bookmark">Sour Grapes? I don't think so...</a></li><li><a href="http://beerandsport.net/johnno-magic/" rel="bookmark">Johnno Magic</a></li></ul></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BeerAndSport/~4/tyaRcFKis0U" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><description>It wasn&amp;#8217;t until JRod pointed out that Mitchell has better figures than Anderson that I got to thinking a statistical analysis could be insightful on the bowlers in this series to date. I&amp;#8217;ve uploaded my working here if you want to take a look in Excel.
Mitchell Johnson is in terrible form, you can read about [...]</description><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://beerandsport.net/how-shit-is-mitch/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">10</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://beerandsport.net/how-shit-is-mitch/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Not so super Fred</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BeerAndSport/~3/U3swn46vgng/</link><category>Cricket</category><category>andrew flintoff</category><category>ashes</category><category>england</category><category>extravigant celebrations</category><category>honour board</category><category>lords</category><category>Poms</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Moses</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 19:59:21 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://beerandsport.net/?p=1202</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[<p><div id="attachment_1203" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 233px"><img src="http://beerandsport.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/behind-me-223x300.jpg" alt="Give it to me big boy" title="behind-me" width="223" height="300" class="size-medium wp-image-1203" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Give it to me big boy</p></div> I&#8217;m concerned that Andrew Flintoff is not getting enough recognition in the wake of his devastating performance at Lords this week.</p>
<p>Sure it would be easy to discount the wickets of Phil Hughes and Simon Katich from Freddie&#8217;s performance, however Flintoff&#8217;s brilliance transcends Rudi&#8217;s howlers. I&#8217;d like to think it was Fred&#8217;s aura that blurred Rudi&#8217;s view of the front foot line, and his presence that persuaded Rudi to forsake consistancy and just adjudicate the <a href="http://beerandsport.net/andrew-strauss-cheating-pommy-bastard-rudi-koertzon-incompetent-saffa-twat/">Strauss &#8220;catch&#8221;</a> out. Well, either his precense or his presents, either way Hansie would be proud of his countrymen.</p>
<p>In remembering this outstanding bowling performance it should not be forgetten that he legitimately dismissed a wicket keeper and two bowlers, a phenomonal effort for a bowler passed fit by England&#8217;s medical staff just 4 mornings earlier.</p>
<p>Then there was the spirit in which he bowled his fiery 10 over spell, surely this is the stuff of which legends are made. That he celebrated his wickets like an <a href="http://www.kingcricket.co.uk/andrew-flintoffs-celebrations/2009/04/06/">&#8216;outraged camp duck&#8217;</a> shouldn&#8217;t take the gloss away from this memorable performance. </p>
<p>Freddie deserves to be eulogised and immortalised, though probably not as much as the <a href="http://beerandsport.net/uploads/england.bowlers.at.lords.xls">62 English bowlers who have superior innings figures at Lords</a> (even after including Rudi&#8217;s freebies).</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s some thumbnails of Freddie accepting the well deserved praise that came with his 6 wickets&#8230;</p>
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Sure it would be easy to discount the wickets of Phil Hughes and Simon Katich from Freddie&amp;#8217;s performance, however Flintoff&amp;#8217;s brilliance transcends Rudi&amp;#8217;s howlers. I&amp;#8217;d like to think it was Fred&amp;#8217;s aura that blurred Rudi&amp;#8217;s [...]</description><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://beerandsport.net/not-so-super-fred/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">19</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://beerandsport.net/not-so-super-fred/</feedburner:origLink></item></channel></rss>
