Beef & Sage http://beefandsage.com It's sort of like going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters. Tue, 13 Jul 2010 23:38:17 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 House of Sam: Episode 2 http://beefandsage.com/2010/07/13/house-of-sam-episode-2/ http://beefandsage.com/2010/07/13/house-of-sam-episode-2/#comments Tue, 13 Jul 2010 22:44:21 +0000 will http://beefandsage.com/2010/07/13/house-of-sam-episode-2/
Josiah is back and wetter than ever.

]]> http://beefandsage.com/2010/07/13/house-of-sam-episode-2/feed/ 0 Beef & Sage MOVIE http://beefandsage.com/2010/05/24/beef-sage-movie/ http://beefandsage.com/2010/05/24/beef-sage-movie/#comments Mon, 24 May 2010 18:28:38 +0000 will http://beefandsage.com/2010/05/24/beef-sage-movie/ We get a lot of people, ok well a few people ask us, “why come you guys don’t make Beef & Sage videos anymore?” We do apologize for our lack of updates, but we have a good excuse. We’ve written and are currently producing our first feature length comedy. That’s right–a REAL MOVIE! “Austin High” will begin shooting next month, and if you want to know more about it please join our Facebook fan page, and tell your uncles and aunts and sisters to do the same.

And if that’s just not enough for ya, check out the official blog for the movie at:

www.keepaustinhigh.com

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]]> http://beefandsage.com/2010/05/08/house-of-sam-episode-1/feed/ 6 [NEW VIDEO] Dear Santa http://beefandsage.com/2009/12/22/new-video-dear-santa/ http://beefandsage.com/2009/12/22/new-video-dear-santa/#comments Wed, 23 Dec 2009 02:23:06 +0000 will http://beefandsage.com/?p=979

A holiday original made for day 4 of Rooftop Comedy’s Holiday Countdown. Find more delicious comedy morsels hidden in their advent calendar!

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If you’ve seen the movie, “Twilight,” you know that the story revolves around one central theme: Vampires love baseball. But if you watch REALLY HARD and try to read the subtext, you’ll find another message: It’s not easy being a vampire tween.
So, in celebration of Halloween, or as the Mexicans call it, Dia de la Maestros, we give you the Lifetime Original, “Vampons.”

And as a special All Hallows Eve bonus, we’re offering Xander Patrique’s featured single, “Eternal Tween” for free! Download it here!

]]> http://beefandsage.com/2009/10/29/vampons/feed/ 6 [NEW VIDEO] THE BEARD http://beefandsage.com/2009/10/01/thebeard/ http://beefandsage.com/2009/10/01/thebeard/#comments Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:10:10 +0000 kirk http://beefandsage.com/?p=924

Ahoy! Here is a rare glimpse into the B&S filmmaking process on the set of our newest biopic. After securing the rights to the chronicles of one of America’s greatest war heroes, we thought we were on the fast track to editing reality TV in no time. But, upon starting principal photography we quickly realized that a lot can go wrong when bringing such an epic, period film to the silver screen. Above are our trials and tribulations.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdg3_v3uP20

]]> http://beefandsage.com/2009/10/01/thebeard/feed/ 7 SURPRISE VIDEO! Serious Sam HD Supermercial! http://beefandsage.com/2009/08/26/surprise-video-serious-sam-hd-supermercial/ http://beefandsage.com/2009/08/26/surprise-video-serious-sam-hd-supermercial/#comments Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:06:43 +0000 will http://beefandsage.com/?p=854
Beef & Sage take their first ferocious crack at the commercial world with the universal premiere of their “Supermercial” for Serious Sam HD: The First Encounter, the rad new video game hitting stores this fall. In honor of this special day, we’ve decided to offer a thrice-in-a-lifetime promotion. To enter, post a comment on the site and include the phrase “Make My Serious Sam in HD.” Once we hit 100 comments, we will release the “Raw, Uncut, and Too-Hot-for-TV” version of the Serious Sam Supermercial that features a live and extremely unrated cameo from the boys of Beef & Sage.
And since this is for Serious Sam HD, it just wouldn’t be right to watch the Supermercial in standard def. Click the “watch in HD” button to see it in all it’s definitiony splendor. We worked hard for those extra pixels. Happy Whitsday everybody!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLf-0KhTyxU

]]> http://beefandsage.com/2009/08/26/surprise-video-serious-sam-hd-supermercial/feed/ 47 [NEW VIDEO] SUNBATHERS http://beefandsage.com/2009/05/22/sunbathers/ http://beefandsage.com/2009/05/22/sunbathers/#comments Fri, 22 May 2009 19:09:12 +0000 kirk http://beefandsage.com/?p=833
Beef & Sage proudly presents to you a historical re-enactment of the inagaural lay-out session shared between Robert E. Lee and Ulysses S. Grant after the Civil War. Happy Memorial Day!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI19G_VDqsU

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See more from Beef & Sage on Vimeo.

In celebration of National Toddler Awareness Day as well as the 20 year anniversary of the first spam message ever sent over the internet, we encourage all of you to WATCH THIS VIDEO no less than 5 times in a row, SHARE THE VIDEO with no less than 5 friends, VOTE “funny” at the end of the video, “DIGG” the video using the bookmark link below, POST no less than 3 links to the video on your facebook page, and then go to twitter and TWEET about Manbabies till you can tweet no longer!

Problems viewing the video? Then watch it on FunnyOrDie or on Youtube.

]]> http://beefandsage.com/2009/03/26/manbabies/feed/ 26 [NEW VIDEO] NY COMIC CON 2009 http://beefandsage.com/2009/03/19/new-video-ny-comic-con-2009/ http://beefandsage.com/2009/03/19/new-video-ny-comic-con-2009/#comments Thu, 19 Mar 2009 16:38:32 +0000 will http://beefandsage.com/?p=740
Beef & Sage rediscover their true calling: hard hitting journalism. From now on you can call me Dan Rather. Call Kirk Connie Chung.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmUIiok0nvY

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