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Goldfrapp Head First Album Megamix

NetBear — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 16:18:27 +0000

Everyone has their ear to the ground, waiting for the release of the new Goldfrapp album Head First on Tuesday, March 23ed. But we’ve got a megamix of all the tracks on the album for you to listen to right now!

And, yes, it includes that fun new single Rocket!

Listen to the Goldfrapp Head First Megamix…

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Bearatones Are Singing In Their Underpants

NetBear — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:39:01 +0000

What’s better than a bunch of bears singing their hearts out? How about those musical bears singing in their underwear! Singing in Our Underpants is a new cabaret-style show from Seattle-based vocal quintet The BEARatones.

Ranging from show tunes to classics, and featuring several premiere pieces, this performance has something for everyone, all served up with bearish good humor. The newly remodeled Little Red Bistro - Gallery is the unique venue for this fun and lively show that is happening during the Northwest Bears Spring Thaw weekend.

The BEARatones are Tony Gilkinson, Mike Krake, Aaron Rodriguez, Clair Stevenson, Steve Wolf, and accompanist Christopher Smith.

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Bear Tube: BearWorld, Stalkerazzi, Mike Rowe National Anthem, Tron Legacy Trailer

NetBear — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:19:17 +0000

The music of Elijah Black and the man himself appear in this teaser for the film BearWorld, due for release in 2012.

These fans of Lady Gaga are the Stalkerazzi in this parody of Paparazzi.

Dirty Jobs‘ Mike Rowe does a fine job singing the Star Spangled Banner at Prince George’s Stadium. Bet you didn’t know that he is a trained opera singer.

Tron Legacy fans nearly wet themselves when this second trailer premiered before Alice In Wonderland showings. It’s all storyline setup until 1:20 where the fun really begins. This movie looks awesome and music will be amazing.

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Bears Empire Storms Marches Rome In April

NetBear — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 00:31:24 +0000

The gladiator bears are coming! BEARS EMPIRE EASTER EDITION is scheduled to be held in Rome, Italy from April 1st to April 5th, 2010 during the long Easter weekend.

The program includes a series of events that will let you tour some of the main gay clubs in Rome. The big party of the weekend will be Into The Tank, the leather-bear party that has been on the Madrid night scene for many years.

Visit Bears Empire for all the details.

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Friday Night Furlosophy Talks Dating Sites

NetBear — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 23:35:33 +0000

Those Friday Night Furlosophy Aussie bears, Jason and Malcolm, discuss the pros and cons of gay Internet dating sites while comparing their own experiences.

They have labeled this as their naughtiest episode yet. So you know this is NSFW.

Watch their two-part epic discussion…

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Bottoms Up At The Big Top This Sunday

NetBear — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 19:03:22 +0000

The BnB Bears are going to tent it up big this Sunday for a big-top bash and fundraiser called Bottoms Up At The Big Top.

There will be xix full hours of House music brought to you by San Francisco Bay Area DJs Agent Adam, Dann Edmond, Papa Tony and dabecy. Later in the evening there will be a special live performance by electro artist Robot Bomb Shelter.

The Party starts at 5 PM on Sunday, March 14, 2010 and goes till 10 PM at the Bench & Bar, 510 17th Street, Oakland. This is also the monthly BnB bear party. Join ‘em for a great evening. See you there!

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Toni Braxton New Album Pulse Cover Art

NetBear — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:33:45 +0000

Check out the official cover art for Toni Braxton’s upcoming new album Pulse.

You can also listen to Toni’s club single Make My Heart. The Pulse album will be in stores and online everywhere May 4th.

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Gutloose And Footloose At Bearapalooza

NetBear — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:40:16 +0000

These Mega Bearapalooza movie poster parodies get funnier all the time! The next time you see a cute chubby bopping to the beat you’re gonna think “Gutloose!”

He’s a chubby bear in a twinkie town. They said he’d never win. He knew he had to.

We’re loving this Footloose movie poster re-imagined with a chubby guy.

Meet your own Gutloose guy at Mega Bearapalooza 80’s Rewind Weekend coming up in Georgia on April 15th through the 18th.

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Leah Driscoll Asks “If This Is Love”

NetBear — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:00:11 +0000

Singer Leah Driscoll released a new single today. Leah’s sultry and powerful voice asks us, If This Is Love. It’s one of those “you’ve been cheating on me” songs that gives us the strength to say “NO” to a romance gone bad.

You lie. You cheated on me. Here’s where I leave you behind.

If the original mix wasn’t fun enough to get your day started, there’s two remixes by Groove Police and Soul Seekerz that will really put the pedal to the metal.

The If This Is Love single and the remixes are available now on

Hear three mixes of If This Is Love…

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FlashDance SF Says Relax Until This May

NetBear — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:00:23 +0000

We got the scoop on the brand new FlashDance SF party that’s being planned for May 2nd in San Francisco. But what really wowed us is this furry reinterpretation of the famous cover from Frankie Goes To Hollywood’s Relax single.

That’s the famous Flashdance bear on the left and DJ Rotten Robbie on the right.

Watch for more about Flashdance SF soon! But plan on being in San Francisco May 2nd to get your fill of absolute 80’s music in the company of bears.

Come for What? FlashDance SF
Come When? Sunday May 2nd, 2010, from 6:00pm to 2:00am
Come Where? 520 fourth St. @ Bryant, San Francisco (The Glas Kat, formerly the Trocadero Transfer)
Come for Tickets? Available in April. $20 at FlashDance SF or $20 Medium Rare Music or $25 at the door on the night.

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Beard Master Commands Magical Face Fur

NetBear — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:15:20 +0000

Move over Beastmaster. There’s a new barbarian hero in town. Beard Master communicates with magical beards that will do his bidding.

This guys has a detachable beard-beast that flies like an eagle, knows its geography and can behead an opponent in a single swipe! Wow… He must use Bearwash.

Watch The Beard Master doing his thing…

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Trashdance Bear Kendall For Bearapalooza

NetBear — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:45:57 +0000

Something happens when he hears the music. It’s a campground. It’s hot bears. It’s Kendall, all ready to go maniac on us at Mega Bearapalooza.

Yup, that’s Kendall doing his best Jennifer Beals pose to parody the poster from the famous dance music movie, Flashdance.

Take yourself down to meet this Trashdance bear at Mega Bearapalooza 80’s Rewind Weekend coming up in Georgia on April 15th through the 18th.

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Oscar Beard Awards From The Red Carpet

NetBear — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:45:18 +0000

The stars came out to shine at the 82nd Annual Academy Awards last night. Of course, the Bearotic eye was keeping watch on the noticeable increase in furry chins at this year’s event. Several stars went the way of the beard. Take, for example, the scruffy look that Sam Worthington sported.

Sam has got that gruff Australian, bad-boy-sexy-look down. With a completely scruffy neck full of unshaved goodness, he takes the award for Best Oscar Nuzzle. Mmm… Can you imagine?

See who else on the red carpet got into the bearded action…

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Pork Me Poster Parody From Bearapalooza

NetBear — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 21:36:56 +0000

Remember that bawdy coming of age comedy, Porky’s from way back when? If this poster is any indication, it looks like there will be some fun going on at the camp ground showers at Mega Bearapalooza!

These great laughs are in honor of the sexiest Bear event ever held at a campground, Mega Bearapalooza 80’s Rewind Weekend coming up in Georgia on April 15th through the 18th.

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ChatRoulette Shows Its Dark Side To Jon Stewart

NetBear — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 20:25:49 +0000

Remember we told you about ChatRoulette? Or you may have seen it featured on all the news channels. They had a field day with it. But the best report we saw had to be the one done by Jon Stewart.

Relax, it’s Wii Butter Churn… While I…

There’s always more than a grain of truth mixed into Jon’s humorous reports on The Daily Show. But this story is funnier than ever! He brings up the site and encounters a lot of bored geeks and quizzical reporters “playing the wheel.” And you know what happens when men get bored. The laughs go off the scale when Stewart discovers the dark side of ChatRoulette.

Watch Jon Stewart discover the real truth about ChatRoulette…

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Bear Tube: Pattern Is Movement, OK Go Goldberg, Goldfrapp Rocket, Tracey Thorn

NetBear — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 19:41:45 +0000

The New Gay interviews indie math-rock band Pattern Is Movement about being straight bears. “I love it. It’s fun!” Then they talk about doing Blowoff.

Why is this man covered in red paint? Once he sets this Rube Goldberg machine into motion, it’s an amazing ride with the band OK Go for their new single This Too Shall Pass.

The teaser video for the new Goldfrapp single Rocket is pink and delicious. UPDATE! Get out your duct tape and watch the entire music video right here! The Rocket single releases March 8th. Their new album Head First releases March 23ed.

Tracey Thorn (Everything but the Girl) has a new website and a new album called Love And Its Opposite releasing May 18th. Here’s her music video for Raise The Roof, now with Closed Captions.