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How Not To Aim Your Rocket Launcher

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:46:32 +0000

This is why you don’t let guys like Plaxico Burress into the military

Tebow Wins This Years Halloween Costume Award (TotalProSports)

Histories Badasses (MadeMan)

Danica Signs Fat Kids Moobs (AllLeftTurns)

The Coolest Toys Fast Food Created (ScreenJunkies)

Hot Girls Who Love The Internet (TheChive)

Alehandra Cata Is HOT (TotallyCrap)

Angelina Is Salty (PopCrunch)

The Sexiest Moments in Late Night TV (Manofest)

Ria Antoniou Is Globally Sexy (DoubleViking)

Rachel Bilson Works Her Body (HollywoodTuna)

Never Forget Your Handbrake (EvilChili)

Kourtney K is Still Pregnant (DailyFill)

Carrie Prejean And Her Sex Tape (CelebSlam)

Darth Vaders Evil Mask is Evil (Walyou)

Word Choice Fail

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:19:24 +0000

As a news anchor, you would think you would know not to refer to a black guy playing the skin flute on life tv… then again, we’re glad he did…

Kim Kardashian As Princess Jasmine

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:46:23 +0000

Kim Kardashian dressed up as Princess Jasmine for Halloween 2009, that is all… enjoy.

25 People With Horrible Fake Tans

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:12:31 +0000

I couldn’t justify (or stomach) scraping the entire 25 photo gallery, but follow this link if you truly need to see the plethora of d-bags and d-baguettes that is Guido Beach.

Via Holy Taco.

Celebs Then & Now

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:59:00 +0000

If you’re Jennifer Lopez, getting older and growing into your gigantic ass is a good thing. If you’re Val Kilmer, getting older and growing a gigantic ass… not such a good thing.

Kirstie Alley FTW.

Val Kilmer

Steven Segal

Sharon Stone

Nick Nolte

Mickey Rourke

Elizabeth Taylor

Kirstie Alley

Kelly LeBrock

Keith Richards

Kathleen Turner

Janice Dickinson

Jamie Lee Curtis

Jack Nicholson

Haley Joel Osment

Farrah Fawcett

David Lee Roth

Cybil Shepard

Bridget Bardot

Bridgette Nelson

Al Pacino

Kylie Minogue

Bon Jovi

Catherine Zeta-Jones

Will Smith

Spice Girls

Jennifer Lopez

Larry King’s Hair Is A Bird

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:42:17 +0000

And his argument is invalid…

14 Great Divorce Cakes

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:07:08 +0000

Marriage is something to celebrate and along with that celebration, cake is usually served. But because it seems that somehow there are more divorces taking place in the US than marriages, cake makers (bakers?) have found a new way to turn a dime on the booming divorce business.

Here are 14 great examples.

Kirstie Alley, keep your hands off.

12 Celebrity Costumes Of Halloween 2009

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 05:17:38 +0000

If you’re Lady Gaga, dressing up in costumes isn’t something reserved for October 31st, but for everyone else it means sexually explicit, innuendo rich, almost naked, sexed up renditions of the blue-collar workforce and the occasional “sexy” fairy tale character.

Celebrities take Halloween just as seriously (unless they’re Jessica Alba)… even Coco dressed up, and by dressing up I mean wearing more clothes than she usually does, which is no clothes at all.

Selita Ebanks

Paris Hilton

Michelle Trachtenberg

Mariah Carey

Katie Price

Jessica Alba

Holly Madison

Heidi Klum

AnnaLynne McCord

Coco & Rihanna

Audrina Patridge

Banned’s Great 8: Sophie Monk, Brooklyn Decker, Olivia Wilde And More

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 05:06:56 +0000

Today’s great 8 features Brooklyn Decker, Sophie Monk, a pair of massive Gunns, a few bikinis, a few bikinis not being worn, and a few more bikinis.

What Your 2009 Halloween Costume Really Said About You

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:03:31 +0000

Our buddies at The Taco put together a pretty funny/accurate list, breaking down the cliche 2009 Halloween costumes.

Here’s an excerpt:

Lady Gaga

What You Thought It Said:

Hey, look at me! I’m up-to-date on general pop culture knowledge! I tore the hood off of my eskimo coat and put googly eyes on it all by myself, and I even bought large, stupid sunglasses because that’s how crafty and creative I am.

What It Really Said:

I always follow crowds and do whatever is trendy and cool at the moment, so why wouldn’t I wear the most popular costume of 2009? That’s how I fit in!

What People Said About You:

“That’s the chubbiest Lady Gaga I’ve seen all night.”

For the complete list, head on over to Holy Taco.