baldmonkeystuff

Not much going on here anymore, eh?

baldmonkey@baldmonkeystuff.co.uk (baldmonkey) — Sun, 22 May 2011 17:09:00 +0000

Try this instead:
THE OCCARS

Merry Christmas (Starving Children)

baldmonkey@baldmonkeystuff.co.uk (baldmonkey) — Sun, 14 Nov 2010 09:22:00 +0000

Here's the baldmonkey and The Reticents Christmas song.

World Cup Song!

baldmonkey@baldmonkeystuff.co.uk (baldmonkey) — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 19:27:00 +0000

baldmonkeystuff podcast #20

baldmonkey@baldmonkeystuff.co.uk (baldmonkey) — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 12:18:00 +0000

The return of the baldmonkeystuff podcast sees Richard and baldmonkey hunting for ghosts. Will they survive? Will they find a ghost? Yes they will survive. No they will not find a ghost. I wouldn't waste your time on this, to be honest.

Here are the pictures that are mentioned in the podcast:

Richard prepares for the ghost hunt.

Our ghost hunting equipment.

Richard looks for ghosts.

The make shift Ouija board.

No ghosts makes for a sad baldmonkey.

If you experience anything spooky while listening to the podcast, can see any ghosts in the above pictures or hear an otherworldly noise on the podcast itself, please do let us know by using the comments section on the podcast's blog site; http://baldmonkeystuff.blogspot.com/

baldmonkeystuff podcast #019

baldmonkey@baldmonkeystuff.co.uk (baldmonkey) — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 21:47:00 +0000

This one is about chatrooms. And sounds like it will be the last one.

baldmonkeystuff podcast #018

baldmonkey@baldmonkeystuff.co.uk (baldmonkey) — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 10:42:00 +0000

This is a podcast all about Basingstoke. It is as fascinating as it sounds.

I should also say that the song on the end is by Will, Rich and DJ Mattius Prime And His G-Nauts Of Pleasure.

baldmonkeystuff podcast #017

baldmonkey@baldmonkeystuff.co.uk (baldmonkey) — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 10:48:00 +0000

A special non-wordy podcast this week. It's five TUNES we made with our chums; Will and Matt. The track listing is:

1. Monkey, He Bald.
2. Fox Song
3. baldmonkey
4. Loop It
5. High Definition

The last two are the "good" ones.
Each track is tenderly introduced my real life wife.

baldmonkeystuff podcast #016

baldmonkey@baldmonkeystuff.co.uk (baldmonkey) — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 10:35:00 +0000

A themed podcast all about Abraham Lincoln. It turns out he's jolly interesting.

baldmonkeystuff no podcast this week

baldmonkey@baldmonkeystuff.co.uk (baldmonkey) — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 09:06:00 +0000

We spent this week in deep debate about the future of the podcasts so we didn't record anything.

The podcasts have been getting shitter and shitter. We considered giving in on them entirely but we are enjoying meeting up once a week and doing something vaguely creative, so before we give in we're going to try something slightly different.
Next week we will start recording slightly more themed, shorter, faster paced podcasts which are more segmented. We're aiming for ten to fifteen minute things but we won't bother uploading them unless they are at least mediocre.
The first one is going to be about Abraham Lincoln, so if you have any Abraham Lincoln based problems for us to solve in Dear baldmonkey, get in touch plenty soon please.

Have a nice week.

baldmonkeystuff podcast #015

baldmonkey@baldmonkeystuff.co.uk (baldmonkey) — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 15:38:00 +0000

Richard wasn't around this week, so I found a replacement. I made my son do it with me. He's shit at swearing though so I'll probably go back to Richard next week.

baldmonkeystuff podcast #014

baldmonkey@baldmonkeystuff.co.uk (baldmonkey) — Tue, 26 May 2009 10:58:00 +0000

In a desperate attempt to improve after the dreadful podcast last week, we invited a special guest from the internet along. He has a blog where he pisses and moans about everything. You can check it out here if you like:

http://shacklemore.blogspot.com/

We cover lots this week; McDonalds, debt collection, Basingstoke, iTunes, shops and homosexuals. Again.

All in all, it’s well worth a listen. Honest.

baldmonkeystuff podcast #013

baldmonkey@baldmonkeystuff.co.uk (baldmonkey) — Tue, 19 May 2009 10:28:00 +0000

It’s a short one this week. This is because it was mostly shit. What I did leave in is all a bit unusual. Still, there’s a Freddy review, some music, two poems and a prank call. So you’re certainly getting value for no money.
Good luck.

baldmonkeystuff podcast #012

baldmonkey@baldmonkeystuff.co.uk (baldmonkey) — Tue, 12 May 2009 08:53:00 +0000

Podcast 12 and it’s a special themed podcast. This week the theme is passports, the meaning of life, spas, employment, headaches, gypsies, Dr Death, pooing and cats.
It’s a broad theme, to be sure, but I think that’s a good thing.

Now, here is a video which we talk about in the podcast so you might want a link to it:

If you can't see the video here, look up the b3tabaldmonkey channel on youtube. It's there somewhere. ( http://www.youtube.com/user/b3tabaldmonkey )

baldmonkeystuff podcast #011

baldmonkey@baldmonkeystuff.co.uk (baldmonkey) — Tue, 05 May 2009 13:43:00 +0000

A podcast so good it contains fish tits. Imagine that. Fish tits. I’m not sure I need to say anything else.

Maybe I should.

I don’t know.

There’s a FEATURE LENGTH Freddy Review of Italy in this one too. And a promise that if you give us a rating of five stars in iTunes, we’ll say anything you want in the next podcast.

I think we are probably willing to advertise things for free too.
Frankly, we’re desperate for material.

Oh, and here's an old video we made:

baldmonkeystuff podcast #010

baldmonkey@baldmonkeystuff.co.uk (baldmonkey) — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 07:56:00 +0000

Podcast number ten already! The shocking news is that there is no Freddy Review this week. Yeah, I know; It’s the only good bit. Why would we leave out the only good bit? Well, we’ve replaced it with a slightly different Freddy segment. I won’t spoil the surprise for you.

As well as the regular Dear baldmonkey, news and poetry sections, it is mostly about cats. And fire. Oh, and there’s a brand new jingle or two for you as well. There’s also endless mirth to be had at listening to Richard being in pain. So, I think you’ll agree, it definitely has something for everyone.

There won’t be a podcast next week because I have better things to do, but keep sending in your emails anyway to baldmonkey@baldmonkeystuff.co.uk Whether you have a comment or a problem for us to solve for you, you’ll probably feature in podcast eleven. What could be more exciting than having your email read out in a podcast with three subscribers?

baldmonkeystuff podcast #009

baldmonkey@baldmonkeystuff.co.uk (baldmonkey) — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 11:10:00 +0000

ANGER and love. Two emotions wrapped together in FRICKING harmony. This week Richard and Paul explore AGGRESSION and love in the news, in your problems and in verse.

There's also a rather spiffing song about cats in here which has nothing to do with me; baldmonkey. Richard made it with some chums of ours. I don't bother introducing it because it has nothing to do with me so I hate it.

Freddy rather helpfully reviews Easter for us too. And he explains it. So if you aren't sure whether you like Easter or if you are some sort of foreign who doesn't yet understand The Feast Of The Zombie Jesus, get stuck in and learn yourself good.

Incidently, I stole that "Feast Of The Zombie Jesus" thing from my cousin. She lives in New Zealand and does roller derbies. Which is pretty cool. She isn't mentioned in the podcast though, so don't get your hopes up.

baldmonkeystuff podcast #008

baldmonkey@baldmonkeystuff.co.uk (baldmonkey) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 21:13:00 +0000

I've stuck a song in this one which I had lying around. I should point out that it has nothing to do with Richard. I made it a while ago with another friend called Donkey Gums. I can't remember his real name. I know him off the internet. Nice chap. You'd like him.

The rest of the podcast is just as good. Well, not good exactly. It all seems jolly English though. There's apologies, buggerings, discussions of weather, football and pubs and Freddy makes room in his review to criticise foreign food.

I heartily recommend listening to this podcast in a top hat and monocle while drinking locally brewed bitter, smoking a pipe and shouting "SPIFFING" at passers by.

baldmonkeystuff podcast #007

baldmonkey@baldmonkeystuff.co.uk (baldmonkey) — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 10:36:00 +0000

Another week brings another baldmonkeystuff podcast. Forty-five minutes jam packed with surprise erections, squirrels, sat navs, simpering men, super rap battles, sexy zombies and the Stower Of London.

Richard was a bit miserable when I got to his this week and very nearly forgot to make the customary cup of tea which we have before we start. For this reason, you might notice a tension between us this week. Rest assured though, off air we had words, cried a bit and did some manly hugging which hopefully set things straight so next week won't be such a trauma.

Good luck and please email me. baldmonkey@baldmonkeystuff.co.uk

baldmonkeystuff podcast #006

baldmonkey@baldmonkeystuff.co.uk (baldmonkey) — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 09:33:00 +0000

What do you want from a podcast? STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. I'll tell you what you want, you want flashbacks, hypnosis, bukake, abalone, a sound quiz and children's TV. And I'd imagine you feel pretty upset that you can't get what you want. Well stop your snivelling and listen to this podcast, because it has all that and more. Not much more though. Which is odd, because it doesn't half go on. Blah blah blah.

We're learning as we go, I'm afraid. I thought we had the sound quality sussed this time. We seem to have got the hand of normalising. We did noise reduction on this one as well. Unfortunatly I think I overdid it. Some bits sound a sort of bobbly. Still, we're getting there.

A few people have told me that trying to listen to the podcast through the feedburner site has been problematic for them. I've no idea why, but if you are having problems, try listening through this link instead: podcast alley

Probably the easiest way to listen though is to subscribe in iTunes. You can search for the podcast in the iTunes store. As far as I know, we're the only hit for either "baldmonkey" or "baldmonkeystuff".

In other news, you can now follow baldmonkey on twitter: https://twitter.com/baldmonkeystuff
I don't really understand it yet though. Sorry.

If you like the show, have suggestions for improvements or items or would like to send a Dear baldmonkey, email us at baldmonkey@baldmonkeystuff.co.uk.

baldmonkeystuff podcast #005

baldmonkey@baldmonkeystuff.co.uk (baldmonkey) — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 11:39:00 +0000

Hopefully the sound quality is a bit better this week. There's still an annoying hiss in there though. If anyone can give us some advice on how to do a better job, we'd be very grateful.
It's all the usuals plus a trial of a replacement for the phone prank.
If you'd like to get in touch, please do. You can post comments in the blog or send us an email at baldmonkey@baldmonkeystuff.co.uk

baldmonkeystuff podcast #004

baldmonkey@baldmonkeystuff.co.uk (baldmonkey) — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 10:49:00 +0000

This week has what will probably be the last prank call, and we try a whole new style as suggested by one of our listeners. This show seems to mostly be about technology, awkward pauses and medical issues.
Don't forget you can always get in contact with the show by commenting in the blog (http://baldmonkeystuff.blogspot.com/) or by emailing us at baldmonkey@baldmonkeystuff.co.uk

baldmonkeystuff podcast #003

baldmonkey@baldmonkeystuff.co.uk (baldmonkey) — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:43:00 +0000

Well, it's more of the same, I'm afraid. All your favourite features are here; the Freddy review, the baldmonkey poem, dear baldmonkey and the prank call. Speaking of dear baldmonkey, please please for god's sake, email us some problems to solve. baldmonkey@baldmonkeystuff.co.uk
Also, we're thinking of dropping the prank calls, as we've run out of ideas for them, so we'd love you to email us some suggestions for replacement segments.

baldmonkeystuff podcast #002

baldmonkey@baldmonkeystuff.co.uk (baldmonkey) — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 09:36:00 +0000

Well, here's the second one. It's looking set to be a weekly thing recorded on Monday nights and published on Tuesday mornings.
This week was difficult. We had nothing interesting to say.
Last week we were worried about all the references to rape. We managed to avoid talking about rape this week. But we seemed to end up being all xenophobic instead. Which is just as shit and predictable.
Next week we will avoid rape and xenophobia.
Apologies to all concerned.

baldmonkeystuff podcast #001

baldmonkey@baldmonkeystuff.co.uk (baldmonkey) — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 23:22:00 +0000

HUZZAH! The first ever baldmonkeystuff podcast. It features Paul Miller and Richard Ellis and their dull views on current affairs, some poetry and some agony aunting.
The quality is rubbish. Sorry. We'll try harder next time, honest.

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