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THENGBAB SPLEENPEEPS."</title><description>“THANKS, SPENGBAB SPLEENPEEPS. THENGBAB SPLEENPEEPS.”&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/automeme/~4/Uhv0b04neNs" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/automeme/~3/Uhv0b04neNs/241484434</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/241484434</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:00:21 +0000</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/241484434</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>"THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED. I CAN TELL BY THE MANGA, AND FROM HAVING SEEN A LOT OF TROLLS IN MY DAY."</title><description>“THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED. I CAN TELL BY THE MANGA, AND FROM HAVING SEEN A LOT OF TROLLS IN MY DAY.”&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/automeme/~4/8jdWf2Uen7Q" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/automeme/~3/8jdWf2Uen7Q/241003506</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/241003506</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:00:23 +0000</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/241003506</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>"THIS IS A SHORT MEGAHERTZ. IT IS MADE OF ABE VIGODA AND VIDJA GAEMS."</title><description>“THIS IS A SHORT MEGAHERTZ. IT IS MADE OF ABE VIGODA AND VIDJA GAEMS.”&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/automeme/~4/2Du20pMjbIg" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/automeme/~3/2Du20pMjbIg/240844134</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/240844134</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:30:20 +0000</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/240844134</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>"I HAVE REPORTED YOU TO DIGG FOR STEALING DUCKS AS IT IS A CRIME."</title><description>“I HAVE REPORTED YOU TO DIGG FOR STEALING DUCKS AS IT IS A CRIME.”&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/automeme/~4/yDjLIAm-LX8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/automeme/~3/yDjLIAm-LX8/240556898</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/240556898</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:30:22 +0000</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/240556898</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>"THERE IS A SCIENTOLOGIST IN MY MULLET, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID"</title><description>“THERE IS A SCIENTOLOGIST IN MY MULLET, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID”&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/automeme/~4/N0AFTvUXchM" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/automeme/~3/N0AFTvUXchM/240255713</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/240255713</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:15:19 +0000</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/240255713</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>"I LIKE MY SCRIPT-KIDDIEZ LIKE I LIKE MY LINUX USERS: COVERED IN ☃"</title><description>“I LIKE MY SCRIPT-KIDDIEZ LIKE I LIKE MY LINUX USERS: COVERED IN ☃”&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/automeme/~4/3Jgjr8yMxpM" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/automeme/~3/3Jgjr8yMxpM/240084475</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/240084475</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 08:15:46 +0000</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/240084475</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>"HELLO. MY NAME IS SPONGBAB SNAREPENTS. YOU KILLED MY BACK. PREPARE TO DRINK."</title><description>“HELLO. MY NAME IS SPONGBAB SNAREPENTS. YOU KILLED MY BACK. PREPARE TO DRINK.”&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/automeme/~4/hmuyXvmd-O0" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/automeme/~3/hmuyXvmd-O0/239763946</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/239763946</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 02:30:17 +0000</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/239763946</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>"YO OBAMA, I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT SCIENTOLOGY HAD ONE OF THE BEST WARTS..."</title><description>“YO OBAMA, I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT SCIENTOLOGY HAD ONE OF THE BEST WARTS OF ALL TIME”&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/automeme/~4/1xkHAXwayU4" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/automeme/~3/1xkHAXwayU4/239596138</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/239596138</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 23:45:17 +0000</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/239596138</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>"YO MOVIE INDUSTRY, I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT THE RIAA HAD ONE OF THE BEST..."</title><description>“YO MOVIE INDUSTRY, I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT THE RIAA HAD ONE OF THE BEST FEET OF ALL TIME”&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/automeme/~4/35SM9PbhhBA" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/automeme/~3/35SM9PbhhBA/239436901</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/239436901</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:45:19 +0000</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/239436901</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>"HELLO. MY NAME IS RAPTORJESUS. YOU KILLED MY GOVERNMENTS. PREPARE TO ROAR."</title><description>“HELLO. MY NAME IS RAPTORJESUS. YOU KILLED MY GOVERNMENTS. PREPARE TO ROAR.”&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/automeme/~4/y6RKqp5FkRc" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/automeme/~3/y6RKqp5FkRc/239138290</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/239138290</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:45:21 +0000</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/239138290</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>"HELLO. MY NAME IS SPLORGBORG SVENPINTS. YOU KILLED MY BEE. PREPARE TO DANCE."</title><description>“HELLO. MY NAME IS SPLORGBORG SVENPINTS. YOU KILLED MY BEE. PREPARE TO DANCE.”&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/automeme/~4/6M-PUmGGwwU" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/automeme/~3/6M-PUmGGwwU/239030797</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/239030797</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 10:45:17 +0000</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/239030797</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>"THANK YOU, CREEPY CHAN. BUT OUR GRANDSPASGUITAR IS IN ANOTHER GRAMMAR"</title><description>“THANK YOU, CREEPY CHAN. BUT OUR GRANDSPASGUITAR IS IN ANOTHER GRAMMAR”&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/automeme/~4/woiwjeWGC6w" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/automeme/~3/woiwjeWGC6w/238627887</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/238627887</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 01:45:16 +0000</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/238627887</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>"ALL YOUR UNIX BEARDS ARE BELONG TO COLLEGE DEGREE"</title><description>“ALL YOUR UNIX BEARDS ARE BELONG TO COLLEGE DEGREE”&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/automeme/~4/HOeugfeGUzM" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/automeme/~3/HOeugfeGUzM/238401889</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/238401889</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:30:23 +0000</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/238401889</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>"I THINK GOAT IS A PRETTY COOL GUY. EH DISCOMBOBULATES SWINE FLU AND DOESN’T AFRAID OF ANYTHING"</title><description>“I THINK GOAT IS A PRETTY COOL GUY. EH DISCOMBOBULATES SWINE FLU AND DOESN’T AFRAID OF ANYTHING”&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/automeme/~4/S1MtGdfdQZk" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/automeme/~3/S1MtGdfdQZk/238377376</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/238377376</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:00:36 +0000</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/238377376</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>"THIS IS A SERIOUS ANT. IT IS MADE OF PRAGNENT AND INVERTED."</title><description>“THIS IS A SERIOUS ANT. IT IS MADE OF PRAGNENT AND INVERTED.”&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/automeme/~4/oygObtQhnbA" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/automeme/~3/oygObtQhnbA/238053942</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/238053942</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:30:18 +0000</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/238053942</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>"THANK YOU, FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER. BUT OUR STALKER IS IN ANOTHER DEMON"</title><description>“THANK YOU, FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER. BUT OUR STALKER IS IN ANOTHER DEMON”&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/automeme/~4/4GOTKLOKLns" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/automeme/~3/4GOTKLOKLns/237945016</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/237945016</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:30:32 +0000</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/237945016</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>"THIS IS TALL. I CAN TELL BY THE DRUGS, AND FROM HAVING SEEN A LOT OF ASTEROIDS IN MY DAY."</title><description>“THIS IS TALL. I CAN TELL BY THE DRUGS, AND FROM HAVING SEEN A LOT OF ASTEROIDS IN MY DAY.”&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/automeme/~4/ZhTQiFtNGPg" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/automeme/~3/ZhTQiFtNGPg/237600784</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/237600784</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 02:30:32 +0000</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/237600784</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>"WE’VE SECRETLY REPLACED SUPERBOY’S SANDWICH WITH A GIRL. LET’S SEE IF HE NOTICES…"</title><description>“WE’VE SECRETLY REPLACED SUPERBOY’S SANDWICH WITH A GIRL. LET’S SEE IF HE NOTICES…”&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/automeme/~4/NzJE_i8USaw" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/automeme/~3/NzJE_i8USaw/237380802</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/237380802</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:15:20 +0000</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/237380802</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>"JESUS CHRIST IT’S A PASSWORD GET IN THE CAR"</title><description>“JESUS CHRIST IT’S A PASSWORD GET IN THE CAR”&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/automeme/~4/ehLnot-8MqU" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/automeme/~3/ehLnot-8MqU/237093832</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/237093832</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 16:15:15 +0000</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/237093832</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>"IN SOVIET RUSSIA, TECHCRUNCH RUMOUR DESTROYS YOU!"</title><description>“IN SOVIET RUSSIA, TECHCRUNCH RUMOUR DESTROYS &lt;em&gt;YOU!&lt;/em&gt;”&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/automeme/~4/hMwE0qMU8Pg" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/automeme/~3/hMwE0qMU8Pg/236930969</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/236930969</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 12:00:24 +0000</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/236930969</feedburner:origLink></item></channel></rss>
