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EH PHOTOSHOPS MYSPACE ANGLES AND DOESN’T AFRAID OF ANYTHING”&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/automeme/~4/Ts5SAVlFSic" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/automeme/~3/Ts5SAVlFSic/30644312964</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/30644312964</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2012 09:45:14 +0100</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/30644312964</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>"THESE ARE NOT THE MYSPACE ANGLES YOU’RE LOOKING FOR"</title><description>“THESE ARE NOT THE MYSPACE ANGLES YOU’RE LOOKING FOR”&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/automeme/~4/wIxsgXgE-Cg" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/automeme/~3/wIxsgXgE-Cg/30615500921</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/30615500921</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2012 00:30:15 +0100</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/30615500921</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>"THANK YOU, FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR. 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