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EH PHOTOSHOPS PENGUINS AND DOESN’T AFRAID OF ANYTHING”&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/automeme/~4/P6TYo6LDb2U" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/automeme/~3/P6TYo6LDb2U/17322594053</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/17322594053</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:00:20 +0000</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/17322594053</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>"THERE IS AN HERO IN MY BEARD, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID"</title><description>“THERE IS AN HERO IN MY BEARD, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID”&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/automeme/~4/CjOlqsftXdM" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/automeme/~3/CjOlqsftXdM/17320675712</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/17320675712</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 16:00:20 +0000</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/17320675712</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>"I AM BEST XENU, THE BEST XENU EVER!"</title><description>“I AM &lt;em&gt;BEST XENU&lt;/em&gt;, THE BEST XENU EVER!”&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/automeme/~4/PbaTmRs4a3k" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/automeme/~3/PbaTmRs4a3k/17306810837</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/17306810837</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 05:15:14 +0000</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/17306810837</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>"YOU HAVE HACKED MOST OF A SMALL EEL. 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LET’S SEE IF HE NOTICES…”&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/automeme/~4/IMb5Cr69pVI" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/automeme/~3/IMb5Cr69pVI/17203085526</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/17203085526</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 08:30:17 +0000</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/17203085526</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>"WE’VE SECRETLY REPLACED THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER’S SKITTLE WITH AN IRISHMAN. LET’S SEE IF HE..."</title><description>“WE’VE SECRETLY REPLACED THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER’S SKITTLE WITH AN IRISHMAN. 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PLEASE PICK YOUR GOATS WITH GREATER CARE.”&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/automeme/~4/fDWNqt3vCz0" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/automeme/~3/fDWNqt3vCz0/17163525621</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/17163525621</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 19:30:17 +0000</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://mongs.tumblr.com/post/17163525621</feedburner:origLink></item></channel></rss>

