Hey Guys, yesterday I saw this video and I gotta say that this is the greatest video I’ve seen in a while. In this video you’re going to see Presidents, Prime Ministers, Ex-Presidents, Congressmen singing all in harmony in the United Nations, for a better world and about Obama’s Health Plan. Watch Venezuela’s President
Hugo Chávez, playing a mean Air Guitar; Sweden’s Prime Minister, Fredrik Reinfeldt, rocking it; and Florida’s Congressman, Alan Grayson, telling people not to get sick. Hillarious.

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Hey guys, today I noticed something different on the right corner of my browser. Wowww!!! I couldn’t believe my eyes; my Google Page Rank 2 finally jumped from 0 to 2. I seriously thought that I was very far away from getting some rating on Google Page Rank 2, so that’s why I’m so surprised. I guess this is the benefit of working really hard on building quality back links. Now I’m working on getting a Google Page Rank 2 2 for Hiburrito.

How about you? How much Google Page Rank does your blog have?

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Yesterday I had some time to create a WOP for every single NFL game for Week 9. It took me about half an hour but I had to finish what I’ve started. I’m only going to publish the 3 most important games and then you will find a link for every other game.

NFL Week 9 Games:

Pittsburgh Steelers vs Denver Broncos

If you can’t see this WOP, click here: Pittsburgh Steelers vs Denver Broncos

Dallas Cowboys vs Philadelphia Eagles

If you can’t see this WOP, click here: Dallas Cowboys vs Philadelphia Eagles

San Diego Chargers vs New York Giants

If you can’t see this WOP, click here: San Diego Chargers vs New York Giants

Other Games:

Houston Texans vs Indianapolis Colts

Washington Redskins vs Atlanta Falcons

Arizona Cardinals vs Chicago Bears

Baltimore Ravens vs Cincinnati Bengals

Kansas City Chief vs Jacksonville Jaguars

Green Bay Packers vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Miami Dolphins vs New England Patriots

Carolina Panthers vs New Orleans Saints

Detroit Lions vs Seattle Seahawks

ennessee Titans vs San Francisco 49ers

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Are you a Bond Fan? Have you seen all the movies? I guess I’ve seen the mayority of them, but my generation of Bonds started with Pierce Brosnan. I think that last two Bond Movies with Daniel Craig have been awesome but I have to say that I’m a Pierce Brosnan fan as 007 James Bond.

How about you?

If you don’t like Brosnan or Craig, who’s your Favorite Bond of all time ?

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Hey guys, I want to add a new kind of post for every Friday from now on. Instead of only writing about the Top WOP of the Week, I want to write about the WOPS created by Hiburrito’s Members.

Today I was reading a blog post on Extreme John’s Blog about how important are the weekly rounds for a blog. Well, I thought to myself, instead of making a weekly roundup about my blog posts, I’m to start a weekly roundup about Hiburrito’s WOPS with link love for every Woper.

So, if you create a Hiburrito Poll from now on, I’ll show you some link love on Friday.

What do you say?

Today I want to leave you with this WOP about the Chupa Cabras:

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Since yesterday I wrote a special post about my my new apartment, I moved this week’s Monday WOP to Tuesday WOP. The title says “Best Blog Platform of the Internet” but I want to ask you guys which Blog Platform you use for your blogs. I’ve only had 3 blogs in my life; two of them were an experiment with Blogger and this blog which I decided to get my own domain name and hosting. I can only say that Wordpress rocks and Blogger sucks. I don’t know anything about the other Blog Softwares or Platforms, so I’m not going to say anything about it.

How about you?

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Hi guys, Happy Monday to all of you!!!

Today I want to share something personal with you since I’m very happy and I wanted to share that with my friends. All of you know that I’m getting married in June, so this weekend my future wife and I went looking for an apartment all over the city. Caracas is one of the most expensive cities in the world and in Real Estate I think is in the top 5. If you don’t believe me, just keep reading.

Since the first day of this blog, I told you guys that Venezuela has a currency restriction. I’m not going to explain all over again, so if you want to know a little more about it, read my About Page. Done? Ok, we can continue then. So, now you know that we can only buy foreign currencies these 2 ways: 1) Only buying the limit of the Official Currency offered by the government ($3.000 a year) or 2) Get the money from the Black Market (3 times more expensive than the Official Currency). Since the government is reducing the offer on the Official Currency, everything is bought and sold 3 to 10 times more expensive than the Official Currency. The biggest problem is that our salaries are calculated with the Official Currency not with the Black Market Currency.

With me so far? Great.

Every property in Venezuela is calculated with the Black Market Currency, so it makes it almost impossible to buy a car, house, etc. The only way of getting a decent price is by buying the property when it’s still been constructed.

Ooooooops, you’re going to think that I’m a little bit crazy but I need to stop right now. I was going to tell you how much the apartment is worth but I just remembered that I live in a very, very, very dangerous country. A lot of people have been kidnapped because of giving personal information on the Internet. I was going to erase the whole post, but at least I wanted to share the news with you guys. SORRY!!!.

BTW, did you know that Venezuela has more kidnappings than any other country in America?

Damn, I hate living like this.

I’m still going to leave you with a WOP:

Since it’s Octobe, which is the Month of Breast Cancer Awareness, I’ll leave you with this WOP:

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Ok this is new. I didn’t know what to write about this week’s hottest WOP which is about Book Formats. I really don’t know anything about Book Formats, or Book Covers, but it was the hottest WOP of the week and I need to give at least some credit.

Since I don’t know anything about Book Covers, I decided to publish the 3 Hottest WOPS of the Week and let you guys participate a little bit. You can read my answers after every WOP.

Top WOP of the Week : Book Format of your Preference

My Answer: I like the “Mass Market Paperback” Format on my books.

Second WOP of the Week: Seven Deadly Sins

My Answer: Gluttony and Sloth (Don’t judge me, lol)

Third WOP of the Week:
Do you Support the Death Penalty?

My Answer: No, I don’t support the Death Penalty

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I just read this poll on CNN and I would like to share it with you and know how much time do you spend on traffic every single day of the week.

Caracas is a chaotic city with a lot of people and a lot of cars. There’s also millions of motorbikes, buses, taxi cabs, etc. The worst part is that every road, street, highway, or avenue, are the same we had 20 to 30 years ago. In other words, we have 1.000 times more cars and people but with the same roads.

With all this chaos, I spend from 2 to 4 hours from Monday to Friday. My office is about 4km from my home, so you do the math.

How about you?

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I’ve entered every contest that Doug and Mark, from the Making Money Online Blog, have offered since the first day they launched their blog. This is something common for me since I don’t a lot of good luck. They’ve launched some pretty cool contests with banner prizes, banner designs, etc; but some other guys were more lucky than I was.

I usually don’t gamble either and I don’t believe in the lottery. Let me tell you that I don’t even bet on my favorite team that I know is going to win the game, because I know that I’m going to lose. But what do you know; my luck seems to be changing.

Last week I was reading Extreme John’s NFL Weekly Picks and I noticed that John picked the Denver Broncos (My Team) over the San Diego Chargers (Life Enemies). I wrote a comment on the blog post and said that it was a wise pick. What do you know! Some minutes later I get a reply from Doug Dillard, who’s from San Diego, saying that he was predicting. I said to myself “You got nothing to lose on this one”; so I asked him if he wanted to make it a little more interesting. Doug decided not to risk any money but a banner space for a month. What??? Now I knew that I really had nothing to lose.

To make the long story short, the Denver Broncos won last night 34 to 23 in San Diego; and now I have a new banner space in one of my favorite blogs “Making Money Online“.

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