The neighbours star has still been sketchy as to why he’s so keen on entering F1. But rumours are flying around the paddock that he is possibly a long lost twin brother of Ron Dennis, and he’s trying to reconnect.

The shoot caused more embarrassment when a gust of wind blew the car over, proving it to be just a cutout of a car made out of MDF

via Grandprix.com > Sauber launch photos.

But after launching their R30 car last week the entire F1 community were stunned to find that Renault have a livery that isn’t fucking hideous.

Whether this was deliberate or just an unlucky mistake in their highly secret random colour picker software calibration is unsure.

More when we get it…

autosport.com > Photo Gallery: Renault R30 (2010).

Nico Rosberg was passed a note from Schumacher saying it was from Ross. In it he was told to head to a warehouse in East London for a photo shoot.

When he got there he saw the unmistakeable shape of an F1 car under a big blue blanket. As he was about to tear the cover off his phone dinged, it was an MMS from the seven time world champion, a photo of the Mercedes garage and a message saying love from Valencia, Wish You Were Here.

He unvielded the car he was standing next to, only to find a 1998 McLaren waiting for him.

At least, this is the only explanation we can come up with…

via Grandprix.com > Mercedes MGP W01 photos

After the fireworks and drama of a championship clinching penultimate race the Abu Dhabi brigade were left with gleaming facilities, few overtaking points and a tunnel. All of which disappointed from our sofa.

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1:18:22 PM: Abu Dhabi built with a “can do attitude”. That and an endless supply of cash.

1:25:50 PM: Daft Punk - Aroung the world playing in the Renault Garage. Summing up their year.

1:32:37 PM: What a turn around, I really want Jakey Wakey do get on the podium.

1:37:06 PM: Jakey Wakey is the new David Coultard.

1:40:58 PM: Is the ‘Karaoke machine’ Eddie Jordan’s euphemism for Louise Goodman.

1:42:44 PM: Stop trying to nail the grid EJ

1:45:13 PM: #F1 Richard Branson drops a fairly big hint he’s switching sponsorship to Manor for 2010. (via @f1fanatic_co_uk)

1:47:20 PM: Come on let’s get on with this massive anti climax.

1:49:29 PM: Who made this ‘ready steady go’ music?

1:56:10 PM: Ron asked if we will see him at more races next year. Rough translation - now Max has fucked off will we see you at more races next year.

1:58:01 PM: We’ve seen the hotel but what about the campsite?

2:13:43 PM: Niaomi still trying to score some coke in the Ferrari garage.

2:26:06 PM: The hotel from above looks just like a <school boy humour edit>.

3:14:08 PM: Dropped off did I miss much.

3:25:38 PM: The Abu Dull Grand Prix at the Yawn Marina Circuit.

3:47:23 PM: “Bastard” & “Fuck” indeed a worthy champion. I think I’m gonna cry.

3:54:25 PM: Can’t belive they found a more annoying cock than EJ.

3:55:19 PM: To be fair the attention craving bell end found them.

4:00:22 PM: Is Jenson wearing kids cap or has his head actualy swollen

4:03:30 PM: I have a sick feeling in my stomach, I fear Terry has won the Fantasy Formula One League. Aaasaaaaargh!

4:05:16 PM: Ahh the Cock Hotel glistening in the background

4:05:34 PM: Pink with a purple end.

4:06:23 PM: RB “he took a piss of my front wing”

4:10:09 PM: Eddie & Coultard say goodbye sounds like they haven’t been confirmed for next year.

Terry is gutted, Kevin is as ecstatic as all such gloryhunters are.

An eventful Brazilian Grand Prix is discussed with the best debut for ever for the japanese weaver, and the boys announce who won anotherf1podcast listener of the year 2009.

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5:28:37 PM: Trulli and Sutil investigated for shit handbags.

5:29:42 PM: The Toyota train has a new driver.

5:30:33 PM: Mama mia wada tha fucka did Trulii saya

5:42:23 PM: #F1 Kovalainen now has three separate investigations going on into his race. (via @willbuxton)

5:55:42 PM: Live blog my arse you work it out.

5:57:37 PM: If finishes like this I guarantee wehear the words “always the bridesmaid…”

5:58:48 PM: And the words “blah blah blah”

6:12:33 PM: Webber has magic plaster on left leg.

6:19:58 PM: It has been pointed out by my learned Mclaren friends that if Brawn hadn’t helped Kovi, Kovi wouldn’t have just fucked him.

6:24:33 PM: Mclaren repay the Button fuel hose favour

6:28:39 PM: Personal bias warning!!! COME ON BUTTON!

6:36:47 PM: AaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaRghhhhgggg

6:40:03 PM: Sati award goes to Kobeashi.

6:41:40 PM: Stoa no Sotay no Sato ahh bollix Dwunk.

6:47:50 PM: http://www.brawngp.com updated already! #f1 (via @SarahAnnGreen)

6:51:06 PM: Fairytale complete and they all lived happily ever after……

9:06:47 PM: I’m so drunk I don’t recognize my own reflection. GO JENSON!

11:10:19 AM: http://twitpic.com/m3wio - Two emotional team mates after the race… (via @OfficialBrawnGP)

11:11:10 AM: Pleased to see Massa yesterday with a spring in his step & a twinkle in his eye. Or have I got that the wrong way around? (via @njharrison)

Terry was in the air and Kevin on his sofa as the Japanese Grand Prix trudded along making it look more and more like Button might do a 2007 Hamilton and not a 2008 one.

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5:46:15 AM: RT @lukewrightpoet wow look at Brundle’s chain. Bet he swings.

5:56:04 AM: Shit! FOA music just woke me from a micro sleep.

6:07:19 AM: Webber does one lap on softs?

6:08:47 AM: Webber in the pits for a wash and wax.

6:11:25 AM: Button sells Kubica the dummy.

6:12:41 AM: 4 laps in Rubens is told not to take any risks, roughly translated stay where you are and let Button catch up.

6:13:35 AM: Webber back in the pits, forgot to get the fags he went in for in the first place.

6:17:18 AM: Vettel is so far ahead he is already standing on the podium.

6:23:52 AM: Andrew Shovlin “can you do kovi if sutils nit in the way”

Button “does a bear shit in the woods”

6:26:27 AM: You can’t polish a turd, but two turds rubbing together will always help your race strategy.

6:26:52 AM: Kovi’s chances of a Force India drive in 2010 just went out the window. #F1 (via @adrianlovell)

6:33:57 AM: Vettel’s pit crew hold him longer than necessary just for a laugh. Rumours circulate the pits that now they’re just taking the piss.

6:37:10 AM: Buemi out? Was he ever in?

6:40:00 AM: Algeshwari “Barrichello’s slowing me down”
Engineer “switch to mix two & shave your eyebrows and you should be able to take him”

6:46:35 AM: Could Hamilton’s race be compromised by shit first stint tyre choices, how very retro.

6:51:48 AM: You say Grojean, I say Piquet. Potato, potato. Tomato, tomato. Let’s call the whole thing off.

6:55:25 AM: Luzzi barges through, I predict a puncture for Nakajima fairly soon.

7:00:33 AM: Webber stops again and is given two more laps of fuel and a free whiskey tumbler.

7:02:47 AM: Heidfelds Jack man filling out his CV forgets to put the car down.

7:05:57 AM: BMW’s topped up with air? Next stop fairy dust?

7:08:37 AM: Trulli up to second after Hamiltion’s car farts out of pits.

7:10:38 AM: Kovi takes Fisi after he forgets he’s not in a Force India anymore.

7:14:52 AM: Saftey car!!!

7:15:40 AM: Algeshwari still trying to drive to the pits.

7:17:19 AM: Barrier looks fucked! Will they have to rebuild it? Race could finish user safety car?

7:19:27 AM: Lewis has to phone KERS helpdesk again.

7:22:40 AM: Webber pits again for a news nose, it wasn’t broken. He just fancied a change.

7:28:19 AM: Grojean gets a bit scared with all the big fast compitent cars all around.

7:29:00 AM: Kubica detemined to go up the back of Button.

7:32:13 AM: It may be the coffee but I’m shaking.

7:37:54 AM: Nobody says “the grand prix” like Martin Brundle.

7:40:27 AM: Ahhhh the corridor of girls.

7:52:15 AM: Shock horror a drivers press conference on the BBC? I must be dreaming.

7:57:18 AM: 1st car Red Bull, last 3 Red Bull.

7:59:20 AM: Oooo Rosberg went green under safety car. Could constructers be decided by the stewards?

8:04:49 AM: Eddie Jordan just said that amongst other thing F1 is about ‘make up’.