Kinda what Jesus had in mind when he created the Internet. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6129708-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); Tumblr (3.0; @andebauchery)https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_20122508483" src="https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/20122508483/audio_player_iframe/andebauchery/tumblr_m1nqfbthS11qzos2i?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m1nqfbthS11qzos2io1.mp3" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="540" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p>There’s nothing quite so lovely as being roused from slumber by Spring’s alarm clock:</p> <ul><li>1 part cheerful birds, sweetly chirping</li> <li>1 part vibrant sun, warmly beaming</li> <li>1 part murderous chainsaw, gently droning</li> </ul>https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/20122508483https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/20122508483Thu, 29 Mar 2012 10:40:23 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://timemagazine.tumblr.com/post/15581443721/call-for-submissions-whats-your-favorite-tumblr">timemagazine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="p1">At TIME.com, we’re working on a guide to the best Tumblrs out there. But we want to know what you think first.</p> <p class="p2">What Tumblr can’t you live without? (Aside from ours, of course.) Whether it’s news, photography, design or just cat videos, we want to know what you follow — and why. </p> <p class="p2">Reply to this post (and include the URL) with your picks. We’ll mark popular suggestions as “Readers’ Choice” in our final list, which should come out by the end of January.</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.perezhamilton.com">Perez Hamilton</a> FTW!!</p>https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/16550246688https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/16550246688Thu, 26 Jan 2012 16:47:56 -0800<div>According to Google Analytics people searching for the following terms were linked to our <a href="http://www.perezhamilton.com/">site</a>:</div> <ol><li>hooker</li> <li>indian hooker</li> <li>naked indians</li> <li>funny indians</li> <li>ugly indians</li> <li>juicy indians</li> <li>vampire boy</li> <li>150 pound woman</li> <li>cute love quotes for him</li> <li>thank god for everything quotes</li> <li>heartless quotes tumblr</li> <li>cute dolls with big eyes</li> <li>indian uncle</li> <li>hawk nose</li> <li>beautiful paintings of indian women</li> <li>you&rsquo;re under a rest [sic]</li> <li>biggest dog in the world</li> <li>slaves in love</li> <li>merry christmas pocahontas</li> <li>three men and a baby ghost</li> <li>naked town</li> <li>indian dinner party</li> <li>strict women</li> <li>you can run but you can&rsquo;t hide</li> <li>bad girl island</li> <li>call an ambulance</li> <li>this sucks</li> </ol>https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/15326859326https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/15326859326Wed, 04 Jan 2012 19:15:00 -0800perezhamiltongooglesearch“This is sort of nuts, but I have your diploma from Lehigh University. A transient was selling a bunch of things from his shopping cart last night and a friend bought your diploma off of him for a few bucks because he liked the frame. I told him not to be a jerk and to try and contact you, so he gave it to me, and here we are!”<br/><br/> - <em><p>Some Random Guy on Facebook</p> <p>(I guess this is why you aren’t supposed to throw out your college diploma?)</p></em>https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/14331770515https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/14331770515Fri, 16 Dec 2011 17:04:21 -0800<p>My girlfriend launched this ridiculous website which tells the narrative of American history through the horrible lens of Perez Hilton.  </p> <p>If you have a minute, check it out!  Maybe even &lsquo;like&rsquo; it if you&rsquo;re into that kinda thing.</p> <p><a href="http://www.perezhamilton.com">perezhamilton</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img align="middle" height="512" src="http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/6447/swrrrrr.png" width="460"/></p> <p><img align="middle" height="504" src="http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/2218/raleghport2.jpg" width="408"/></p> <p><img align="middle" height="600" src="http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/1330/swrcg1.gif" width="402"/></p> <p>Oooh, <a href="http://www.prezhamilton.com/tagged/Sir_Walter_Raleigh">Sir Walter Raleigh</a>, why must you be so yummy??</p> <p>We’d steer his ship any day of the week! LOL!!!</p> </blockquote>https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/12816676522https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/12816676522Mon, 14 Nov 2011 18:08:00 -0800<a href="http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/09/12/really-the-claim-fingers-wrinkle-because-of-water-absorption/">Fingers Wrinkle When Wet to Improve Traction</a>: <p>Blows my mind for some reason.</p>https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/10168994928https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/10168994928Tue, 13 Sep 2011 11:02:14 -0700<img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpoaou5GTz1qzos2io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Trail bunny</p>https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/8696501425https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/8696501425Tue, 09 Aug 2011 11:14:53 -0700<img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpoao0KEke1qzos2io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>View from the Verdugo Mountains</p>https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/8696482227https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/8696482227Tue, 09 Aug 2011 11:14:23 -0700<img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpli0by1cf1qzos2io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Quitting Sale!</p>https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/8635108121https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/8635108121Sun, 07 Aug 2011 23:00:11 -0700<img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln86so5YFP1qzos2io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hello new job</p>https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/6816331523https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/6816331523Wed, 22 Jun 2011 21:22:00 -0700<img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln86rmo70S1qzos2io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Goodbye old job</p>https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/6816313771https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/6816313771Wed, 22 Jun 2011 21:21:23 -0700<img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llv91dGq9N1qzos2io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m not going to name names, but someone at the office thought it would be humorous to transform our earthquake preparedness instructions into the Human Centipede…</p>https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/5902473008https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/5902473008Fri, 27 May 2011 11:08:00 -0700<img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llb432uomZ1qzos2io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>When this crow started milling about my office window last Friday I was pretty sure I’d been cursed.  Turns out he just left a piece of pizza up here.  That was a close one.</p>https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/5553970058https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/5553970058Mon, 16 May 2011 14:09:02 -0700<img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkl8tooUD41qzos2io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Only in Los Angeles</p>https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/5142193766https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/5142193766Mon, 02 May 2011 14:53:48 -0700<img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkl8qzoBCe1qzos2io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/5142147078https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/5142147078Mon, 02 May 2011 14:52:11 -0700<img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljv0u1Ao221qzos2io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Coachella is one big fashion show</p>https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/4722754034https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/4722754034Mon, 18 Apr 2011 11:03:36 -0700<img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li9zlh1NKs1qzos2io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Disturb occupants</p>https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/3948047935https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/3948047935Fri, 18 Mar 2011 15:53:41 -0700<img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgp5m0T1cQ1qzos2io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Awesome Truck</p>https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/3323253072https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/3323253072Tue, 15 Feb 2011 22:20:23 -0800<iframe width="400" height="225" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/RM4ck72EzIA?feature=oembed&enablejsapi=1&origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Molly’s new music video features me in a split second cameo role, and is therefore superior to your new music video.</p> <p><a href="http://mollygreen.tumblr.com/post/3184495414">mollygreen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bessblog.tumblr.com/post/3182584995">bessblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Check out my new video for Come Home, directed by the insanely talented Molly Green and her amazing crew! Thanks to all of you guys and to all the people who showed up on a Saturday afternoon willing to do the strangest things on camera… like eating 2 pieces of pizza while crying, or smoking a cigarette while playing the trumpet with no shirt on. Also #Bananaclubforever!</p> <p><strong>Director: Molly Green<br/>Producer/Editor: Hunter Hill<br/>Director of Photography: Greg Gustafson<br/>1st Assistant Director: James Leffler<br/>2nd Assistant Director: Tim L’Heureux<br/>Camera Assistant: Ryan Parma<br/>Gaffer: Alicia Varela<br/>Make-up/Hair: Mariah Maginnis<br/>Art Director: Chuck McCarthy<br/>Additional Art: Kate McManus </strong></p> </blockquote> <p>This video was fucking awesome to shoot.  If I had to pick a Groundhog Day, this might be it, partially because I’d never have to clean up my totally decimated apartment afterward, but also because every single person on this shoot was fun to hang with.  If you were in this video and you put your info on a release form (which you should have…) there’s a little e-mail thank-you gift coming your way soon.</p> </blockquote>https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/3187697982https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/3187697982Tue, 08 Feb 2011 14:57:03 -0800<img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgbapheZkR1qzos2io1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p>I would really appreciate it if someone could explain this.</p>https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/3183778832https://andebauchery.tumblr.com/post/3183778832Tue, 08 Feb 2011 10:44:05 -0800