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Tom Cruise Set To Star In 'Magnificent Seven' Remake For Reasons Known Only To ... - ScreenCrave.com

Tue, 22 May 2012 15:08:01 GMT

Tom Cruise Set To Star In 'Magnificent Seven' Remake For Reasons Known Only To ...
ScreenCrave.com
By Travis Woods The Magnificent Seven—it's one of the greatest remakes of all time. Taking the original premise of Akira Kurosawa's indelible Seven Samurai (in 1587, village farmers in feudal Japan hire seven samurai to fight the bandits who are ...

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Lisa Marie Presley Quitting Scientology: Betrayed and Backstabbed! - Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Wed, 23 May 2012 13:47:45 GMT

Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Lisa Marie Presley Quitting Scientology: Betrayed and Backstabbed!
Celebrity Dirty Laundry
The National Enquirer reports the only child of Graceland is finally moving out of the house that Xenu built and she's doing it in typical Presley fashion – in her newest album. “Lisa Marie removed all mention of Scientology from her website, ...

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15 celebrities who are older than you thought - Guyism

Thu, 24 May 2012 12:03:57 GMT

Guyism

15 celebrities who are older than you thought
Guyism
He's like some unholy combo of Lestat, Maverick and Xenu: Warrior Princess. He might never actually die. Damn, maybe we all should get the ol' Thetans flushed out. Julianne Moore didn't really become famous until she was in her 30s so it shouldn't ...

Sunday Funnies: Birmingham Raises the Odds on Ideal Orgs! - Village Voice (blog)

Sun, 06 May 2012 12:06:42 GMT

Village Voice (blog)

Sunday Funnies: Birmingham Raises the Odds on Ideal Orgs!
Village Voice (blog)
But unless Xenu rested after six days and L. Ron Hubbard just forgot to mention it, there's no reason for Scientologists to treat Sunday any differently than every other day of coursework, detoxes, fundraising, and generally clearing the planet.

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Tom Cruise Has Seen Paul Thomas Anderson's 'The Master,' Has "Issues" With It - Indie Wire (blog)

Tue, 22 May 2012 23:21:25 GMT

Tom Cruise Has Seen Paul Thomas Anderson's 'The Master,' Has "Issues" With It
Indie Wire (blog)
At the same time, he doesn't seem to have kicked off, or threatened legal action, or defriended Anderson on Facebook, or killed the director with his Xenu mind powers or anything. The implication is it's a kind of agree-to-disagree response.

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Sunday Funnies: Librarians Under Assault! - Village Voice (blog)

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 12:18:18 GMT

Village Voice (blog)

Sunday Funnies: Librarians Under Assault!
Village Voice (blog)
But unless Xenu rested after six days and L. Ron Hubbard just forgot to mention it, there's no reason for Scientologists to treat Sunday any differently than every other day of coursework, detoxes, fundraising, and generally clearing the planet.

Actress Brit Marling drives 'Sound of My Voice', but little else is convincing - San Antonio Current

Wed, 23 May 2012 04:12:33 GMT

San Antonio Current

Actress Brit Marling drives 'Sound of My Voice', but little else is convincing
San Antonio Current
None of the cult members beside Maggie are fascinating in the least bit and their mission is about as vague as a modern-day scientologist's explanation of Xenu and the Galactic Confederacy. If these men and women were gathering in the basement of a ...

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TV: Do we care about Rugby League? - Herald Sun

Tue, 22 May 2012 14:08:44 GMT

TV: Do we care about Rugby League?
Herald Sun
Sweeney apologised for that and he's going in for round two with the help of a Scientologist traitor who's blabbing. Game on, Xenu. ANXIOUS, BIO, 10pm DOCO on people struggling to deal with anxiety. Can they overcome the crippling attacks and control ...

Signing on to Scientology: New Logos Up at Santa Ana Landmark - OC Weekly (blog)

Mon, 07 May 2012 19:58:46 GMT

OC Weekly (blog)

Signing on to Scientology: New Logos Up at Santa Ana Landmark
OC Weekly (blog)
Is it the debut of Xenu Diggers of '33? It was Hubbard who said Ideal orgs are "islands of sanity, expanding, spreading help and calming the environment until we can truly call this a Golden Age again." A bookstore is located in a first-floor corner ...

Asylum on 'false' papers approved - The Australian

Sun, 13 May 2012 14:08:05 GMT

Asylum on 'false' papers approved
The Australian
Scientology is founded on the teachings of US science fiction novelist L. Ron Hubbard and adherents learn that human psychological disorders are the result of the ancient alien leader Xenu, who attacked the Earth and left behind the traumatised spirits ...

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