A Unique collection of Mobile Text Messages,1000 SMS

Funny SMS Collection-01

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 02 Jun 2013 21:49:00 +0000

Funny sms-01.

What happened 2 ur mobile? I was trying 2 call u but I got this msg: welcome 2 Da jungle network, Da monkey u r trying 2 call is on da tree plz try later.

Funny sms-02.

Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, don’t get
angry ull find me there 2, not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha

Funny sms-03

I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred 2 a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

Funny sms-04.

If u fall in river there is a boat.If u fall in well there is a rope. But if u fall in love there is no hope

Funny sms-05.

If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It?

Kiss SMS collection-01

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 01 Jun 2013 11:30:00 +0000

Kiss sms-1.

my heart is made 2 luv u, my lips r made 2 kis u, my eyes r made 2 see u, my hands r made 2 hold u. every parts of me wants u, maybe bcoz I was made just 4 u!!

Kiss sms-2.

Luv is blind, Be very kind, When I kiss u, Please don’t mind

Kiss sms-3.

Dear cus2mer! ur kiss balance is getting low!Please get some1 and recharge ur balance now! u have 2 free kiss, and 3minutes hug will be expired on 1st jan2010

Kiss sms-4.

luv is the name, kiss is the game, forget the name lets play the game

Kiss sms-5.

A Kiss is a luvly trick designed by nature, 2 stop speech when words become unnecessary.

Love SMS-Collection-01

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 30 May 2013 23:00:00 +0000

Love sms-1
Sometimes My eyes get jealouse of my Heart!
U Know Why? Bcoz u Always remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES

Love sms-2
Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love.Make Life Beautiful

Love sms-3
Last night , thinking of u, one tear rolled out, i asked why r u out? Tear said there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes, now there is no place for me.

Love sms-4
When time comes 2 u 2 give ur heart 2 someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

Love sms-5
I learned that 1 hour equal to 60 minutes n that 1 minute equal to 60 seconds, but it seems to me that 1 second without u can last for ever!

Romantic sms Clollection-01

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 30 May 2013 10:40:00 +0000

Romantic sms-1

Let`s share the world.
A sea is 4 u, and waves r 4 me.
The sky is 4 u, and stars r 4 me.
The sun is 4 u, and light is 4 me.
Everything is 4 u, and u r 4 me...

Romantic sms-2

24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing,
a person like me will make ur life lovely,
Have a lovely day n life!

Romantic sms-3

Wen things go wrong.
Wen sadness fills ur heart.
wen tears flow in ur eyes.
remember 3 things.
1) I'm with u.
2) Still with u.
3) Will ALWAYS b.

Romantic sms-4

When I look at u,
I cannot deny there is God,
coz only God could have created some1,
as wonderful n beautiful as u.

Romantic sms-5

If I reached 4 your hand , will u hold it ?
If I hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If I go 4 your lips, will u kiss me ?
If I capture ur heart, will u love me ??

74) Bangla jokes SMS Collection-01

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 29 May 2013 11:27:00 +0000

Bangla jokes SMS-1.

Jail officer:Jail khaner vitore jara ase tara sobay durdanto chalak,tome control korte parbe ta?
Chakuri parthi: parbona mane? Beshi tere bere korle gar dore jail theke ber kore dibo.

Bangla jokes SMS-2.

Nate: Nana, 2mer boyos koto?
Nana: kure bsor.
Nate: bolo ki? Matro 20 bosor?
Nana: er beshi je ami gunte pare na.

Bangla jokes SMS-3.

Gonak: apne komse kom 100 bosor bachben,
Man: jodi na bache?
Gonak: ta hole ase amer 2 gale 2 ta char marben.

Bangla jokes SMS-4.

Chakuridata:ai job ar jonno amer akjon responsible lok lagbe
Chakute parthi:ami say lok jake apne khujsen.
Chakuridata: keno?
Chakuriparthi:ager chakurite kharap kusu gotle e Boss bolto ami er jonno responsible.

Bangla jokes SMS-5.

Sota bon: vi, ma bolsen tume koyta mas doreso bolte?
Boro vi: make gia bol, porer masta dorte parle 1 ta hobe.

Love SMS-Collection-10

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 11:02:00 +0000

Love sms-46.

What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without u, dat is why I tell u, I love u so much.

Love sms-47.

Every life in this world has been painted by God's own hands,Dat's why I am thankful God,coz when he painted my life he included a lovely color dat is U.

Love sms-48.

Do u know abt d things which live after death?? Heart - 10 mins, Brain - 10 mins,Eyes- 31mins, legs - 4 hrs,Skin - 5 days, Bones - 30 days,LOVE - FOREVER

Love sms-49.

Let my eyes 2 stop looking at u...
Let my brain 2 stop thinking about u..
Let my imagination 2 stop dreaming about u..
But u don't ever stop me from loving u.

Love sms-50.

I may be far 4 a min, 4 an hr, 4 a day, 4 a month, but I’l always b there 4 u. I may not be able 2 always say gud morning, gud evening, gud night, but, I’ll never say Gud Bye…

Love SMS-Collection-09

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 09 Apr 2013 10:54:00 +0000

Love sms-41

if the sun forgets shining if the moon forgets lighting if the fishes forget swimming if the wind forgets blowing if the heart forgets breathing if the cloud forgets crying and if the birds forget flying u have 2 be sure dat I can nver forget u

Love sms-42.

Red is 4 blood, blood is 4 heart, heart is 4 love, love is 4 u and u r 4 me

Love sms-43.

eyes without tears,tears without love,love without a care,a care without a heart,a heart without beat,a beat without u,u without me.now how could dat be possible?

Love sms-44.

some times mu heart ask me why I care of u why I miss u why I love u why s think of u why I want u then my mind answer me it is very smiple coz I love u

Love sms-45.

If a smile could be a raindrop,I wish dat it keeps raining throughout ur life so there would be no place 4 tears in ur life.

Love SMS-Collection-08

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 10:46:00 +0000

Love sms-36

I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the
"E",... so pls May I have "U"?

Love sms-37

I hope dat u finally understand, dat I will love u untill the end, because ur not just my girl, u r also my best friend!

Love sms-38

Last night , thinking of u, one tear rolled out, I asked why r u out? Tear said there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes, now there is no place 4 me.

Love sms-39.

If I die and go 2 heaven, I put ur name on a golden star. So dat all the angels can see how much u mean 2 me !! I love u

Love sms-40.

I am looking 4 a word. I am looking 4 a whole new word. I am looking 4 a word dat nobody knows. I am looking 4 a word dat says...u r the best !!!

Love SMS-Collection-07

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 07 Apr 2013 10:44:00 +0000

31. Love sms-31

When I was walking alone, I wished dat I can reach da end of da road. But when u r walking with me, I wish the road never ends..

Love sms-32

today a few drops of blood fell down of my heart and when I asked y da response was "There was some1 very cruel in ur heart dat forced us 2 come out.

Love sms-33

Remember me like pressed flower in ur Notebook.It may not b having any fragrance,but will remind u of my existence 4ever in ur life.

Love sms-34

what is love?
l- 4 land of sorrow.
o- 4 ocean of teras.
v- 4 velley of death.
e- 4 end of life.

Love sms-35

Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when u r always in my thoughts. I wake up with u and go 2 sleep with u. I love u!!

Kiss SMS collection-06

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 12:28:00 +0000

Kiss sms-26.

I am sending you to an island full of kisses on a sea of love!

Kiss sms-27.

I have a certificate in kissing,diplomain caring & degree in loving. Do u have a job 4 me!

Kiss sms-28.

By my eyes I met you
By my soft hands I touched you
By my lips I kissed you
By my heart I loved you!

Kiss sms-29.

For a look from your eyes I'd give the world,

for a smile from your mouth I'd give the heavens,

for a kiss...I don't know what I'd give for a kiss.

Kiss sms-30.

If kissing is the language of love, then we have a lot to talk about."

Kiss SMS collection-05

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 12:25:00 +0000

Kiss sms-21.

I wan"t to kiss ur lips
I wan"t to play with ur teeth
I want to teaste ur tounge
Hey ! don"t get angry friend
I m ur toothpaste.........

Kiss sms-22.

A kiss is an inquiry in the upper Floor about vacancy in the lower floor

Kiss sms-23.

You left without saying goodbye,

You never meant to give another try,

Yet my love for you will never die,

I’ll always love you as the days go by

Kiss sms-24

Trying to forget your first love may be easy, but trying to forget your first kiss is like trying to fly without wings.

Kiss sms-25.

Darling! I love u..
u r so far
I miss u...
really I miss u...
bcoz I want 2 kiss u!.........

Kiss SMS collection-04

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 12:24:00 +0000

Kiss sms-16.

Smile is the 2nd best thing u can do with ur Lips. What is first thing?

It’s ur sweet kiss

Kiss sms-17.

What kiss mean! Kiss on hand=I adore u, kiss on cheek=let’s be friends, kiss on neck=I want u, kiss on lips=I luv u, kiss anywhere else=lets not get carried away!

Kiss sms-18.

A kiss is special thing that u can’t take without giving, and u can’t give without taking.

Kiss sms-19.

If a kiss was a raindrop I’d send u showers. If luv was a person I’d send u me!

Kiss sms-20.

ur luv is like water in the ocean it last forever, ur kiss is like a memorable story, I never forget it.

Love sms Collection-04

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 21:47:00 +0000

Love sms-16
In the whole world u r somebody....but to me u r the whole world

Love sms-17
Thoug I am far away from u but I am not Lonely. How can I be lonely when u r always in my mind?

Love sms-18
If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would rain all day

Love sms-19
I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life

Love sms-20
Do u know why Allah created gaps between fingers? So that someone who is very special to u comes and fills those gaps by holding your hands forever.

Love SMS-Collection-02

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 21:45:00 +0000

Love sms-6
If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.

Love sms-7
I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? It’s U my love.

Love sms-8
1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now I m scared 2 lose u!

Love sms-9
If i were a tear in ur eyes i would roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eyes I would never cry as I am afraid 2 lose u!

Love sms-10
I love all the stars in the sky, but they r nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

Love SMS-Collection-03

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 23:41:00 +0000

Love sms-11
u r like the sunshine so warm, u r like sugar, so sweet, u r like u, n that's the reason why I love you!

Love sms-12
Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if u ever break that chain u will break my heart 4ever!

Love sms-13
Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me

Love sms-14
I believe that Allah created u 4 me to luv.he picked u out from all the rest cos he knew I luv u the best way.

Love sms-15
My love for u is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never

8) Friendship SMS Collection-01

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 25 Aug 2012 22:00:00 +0000

Friendship sms -1.

Love is like “missed call”.
It stops when U try 2 catch.
But Friendship is like “sms”
Bcoz it comes & stays inside Ur Inbox
until U delete it. So its upto u 2 keep & value a friend!

Friendship sms -2.

Loveless life is like a fruitless tree
but friendless life is like a rootless tree
Tree can live without fruit
but not without roots.

Friendship sms -3.

Years may fly,
tears may dry,
but my friendship with u
will never die.

Friendship sms -4.

MY friendship is just like a rubber band,
It is too flexible,
Stretch it as much as u can,
but if u leave it,
it will hurt u a lot, really a lot!

Friendship sms -5.

True friends r those,
Who care without hesitation,
Who remember without limitation,
Who forgive without explanation &
Who trust without communication.

Friendship sms -6.

Friendship & Medicine
both r good 4 our health.
They care us when we need,
but the only difference is that.
Friendship has no expiry date!

Friendship sms -7.
Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care
because once broken cannot be
mended n even if mended
a crack is always there !!!

Friendship sms -8.

Stars has 5 ends
Square has 4 ends
Triangle has 3 ends
Line has 2 ends
but Circle of our friendship has no ends.

Friendship sms -9.

I have a pen which is blue,
I have a friend which is u.
Flowers will die, waters will dry,
But our Friendship will never say Goodbye

Friendship sms -10.

God saw u hungry,
so he created rice,
Saw u thirsty created water,
Saw u in the dark,
created light & when
he saw u without a cute friend…
then He created ME.

58) Love Quote SMS Collection-01.

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 23:09:00 +0000

Love Quote SMS-1.

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. ~Mother Teresa

Love Quote SMS-2.

Let your love be like the misty rains, coming softly, but flooding the river. ~Malagasy Proverb

Love Quote SMS-3.

When love is not madness, it is not love. ~Pedro Calderon de la Barca

Love Quote SMS-4.

Love is, above all, the gift of oneself. ~Jean Anouilh

Love Quote SMS-5.

Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence. ~Eric Fromm

Love Quote SMS-6.

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. ~W. Somerset Maugham, A Writer's Notebook, 1949

Love Quote SMS-7.

Do I love you because you're beautiful,
Or are you beautiful because I love you?
~Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein II, Cinderella

Love Quote SMS-8.

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you.
~Author Unknown

Love Quote SMS-9.

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
~Rosemonde Gerard

Love Quote SMS-10.

You know you're in love when you don't want to fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. ~Dr. Seuss

69) Bangla Friendship SMS Collection-01.

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 11:59:00 +0000

Bangla Friendship SMS-1.

Bondhu mane khola akash,
Bondhu mane mukti,
Bondhu mane sarajibon pase thakar chukti,
Bondhu mane ektu mondo, onek khani valo,
Bondhu mane ek sathe hajar tarar alo!

Bangla Friendship SMS-2.

Bondhutto holo, haat ebong chokher moddhe shomporker moton. jokhon haate kono aghat lage, tokhon chokher osru jhore. Abar, jokhon chokher osru jhore, tokhon haat ta muchhe dey.

Bangla Friendship SMS-3.

Bondo 2me hoea gesso amar khub Dear,
Amakeo rekho 2mer ridoyer Near,
Allah chara kawke 2me korona Fear,
Dekhbe kovu jibona 2mer asbena Tear

Bangla Friendship SMS-4.

Rater Akase takale dekhi lokkho Tarar mela,
Ak Chad k ghira jano sob tarar khela,
Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat,
Amar kacha tui je Bondu Oi Akaser e Chad!

Bangla Friendship SMS-5.

Jani Na Ke Kal Kothai Robe;
Ki Pabe Ar Ki Harabe;
Diner Shese Jokhon Eshe;
Chobe Amay Dhusor Alo;
Bhabbo Ami Ekla Bose;
Bondhura Sob Ache Bhalo……

Bangla Friendship SMS-6.

Allah ke bollam amake ekti brikkho dite, tini dilen bon. Bollam ekti ful dite, tini dilen bagan. Take bollam ekti beheshto dite, tini dilen tomar moton ekjon bondhu.

Bangla Friendship SMS-7.

Jibone jokhon tomar moto shongi elo, bhanga tori jeno tirer dekha pelo. He bondhu, prarthona kori tomar jibon khushite bhore uthhuk, aloy jholmol koruk. Jodi kokhono tomar jibon andhare chheye jay, alor jonno khoda jeno amakei jalay.

Bangla Friendship SMS-8.

Kichu megh eka,
kichu bristy osru,
Kichu alo biborno,
Kichu adar ononto,
Kichu kosto ferari,
Kichu asha Opurno,
Kichu samporko obinossor....
Jemon bondutto.

Bangla Friendship SMS-9.

Valobasha bihin jibon holo 1 ta fol hin gas,
Kintu bondu bihin jibon holo mul hin gas,
Gas fol sar bachte pare kintu mul sara bachte pare na.

Bangla Friendship SMS-10.

Bondhutto holo kachar moto,
Vengge gelo jora lage na,
Jodio jora lage kintu dag roea jay.

10) Cool SMS Collection-01

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 17 Aug 2012 22:38:00 +0000

Cool sms-1.

It only takes a minute 2 get a crush on someone, an hour 2 like someone, a day 2 love someone but it takes a lifetime 2 forget someone

Cool sms-2.

If I were 2 describe true love than I wud describe it as what a snowman did 2 a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms.

Cool sms-3.

2 see light,look at sun..2 see love look at moon..2 see beauty,look at nature..2 see hope,look at future..but,2 see all of this, look at the mirror....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cool sms-4.

SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.

Cool sms-5.

It is scientifically proved that sugar can dissolve in water, so please don’t go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.

Cool sms-6.

I think U r very careless!!! U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face....

Cool sms-7.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

Cool sms-8.

Smile in pleasure & in pain, Smile when trouble pours like a rain, Smile when some1 hurts u, Smile bcoz some1 still wants 2 c u SMILING !!

Cool sms-9.

Smile is a cooling
System of heart,
Sparking system of eyes,
Lighting system of face,
Relaxing system of mind,
So activate ur all systesm & keep smiling

Cool sms-10.

Falling in love is when she falls asleep in ur arms and wakes up in ur dreams !

7) Jocks SMS Collection-01

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 17 Aug 2012 18:53:00 +0000

Jock sms-1.

Father 2 son:
whenever I beat u,
u don’t get annoyed,
how u control ur anger?
Son: I start cleaning the toilet
with ur toothbrush

Joke sms- 2.

Principle said 2 Students:
U People Must Sleep At least 7 Hours A Day.
Students:
Impossible Sir!
College Is Only 4 6 Hours!

Joke sms- 3.

How did an intelligent boy propose 2 girl ,
he took the girl along with him on a boat and
at the middle of river said “Marry me or leave the boat”

Joke sms- 4.

Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome.

Joke sms- 5.

Teacher: how do u differentiate “wife” & “mother”
student:
before marriage we sleep with “mother” &
after marriage we sleep with our “wife”.

Joke sms- 6.

Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance 4 starting business?
Student: “Father in law”

Joke sms- 7.

A man on the phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Man: No this is her husband speaking…

Joke sms- 8.

An Employee sent SMS 2 his BOSS:
I am sick
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife, try it”
2 hours later employee SMS 2 boss:
“I m OK, ur wife is very sweet”

Joke sms- 9.

Q: “Have u ever read Shakespeare?”
boy: “No, who wrote it?”

Joke sms- 10.

woman: “I made my husband a millionaire.”
Her friend:”And what was he b4 u married him?
Woman: “A billionaire.”

11) Bangla Love SMS Collection-01

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 20:03:00 +0000

Bangla Love SMS-1.

Ai Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu tomar kacha Aasi,
Ai Mon chai 2mer mukher aktu Hasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu thakte 2mer Pasapase

Bangla Love SMS-2.

Bestota amake dayna obosor,
Tai bole vabona amay sarthopor,
jakhane e thaki, houki joto e dure,
2me aso sarakhon ai hridoy jure

Bangla Love SMS-3.

Hridoy khula shopa dilam turi chorine,
Eccha hole agle rakhis hridoy er gohine,
Aoniccha ta chura falis kuno ek dustbine,

Bangla Love SMS-4.

Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.
Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.
Valo kore aage take jane nao,Sa kamon doron.
Aabeg ta komia alap ta jomia age jena nao tar vetor goron..Pore dio Mon!

Bangla Love SMS-5.

Hoyto tomai valobesa korechilam vhul,
Taito akhon dicchi sai vhular e mashool,
Phool vabe tumari sudu kortam sadona...
Tai bodhoy soite hochcha katar jontrona.

Bangla Love SMS-6.

Tumi achho bolei ekta notun shokal,
ekta notun alor roshni dekhi.
Shawpno dekhe beche thaker.
Ar amake ami khuje pai, ei prithibite.

Bangla Love SMS-7.

Amake sms korte thako ebong jite nao akorshonio puroshkar. 1:onek bhalobasha. 2:azibon bondhutto. 3:amar hridoye obosthan, ekdom bina mulle. Prostaber meyad totodin, ami beche achhi joto din.

Bangla Love SMS-8.

Fuler shob koli dek shubash tomay. Shurjer shob roshni jeno dey alo tomay. Amar to kichhu nei, deyar jonno tomay. Kintu ami chai, je dey she jeno shobi dey tomay.

Bangla Love SMS-9.

Hawar poroshe je gaan, shurjer aloy je ushnota, chander kirone je proshanti. Tumi na thakle bujhtei partamna. Tomer preme jibonta hoea utese modhumoy.

Bangla Love SMS-10.

Ojosro bhalobasha tomar jonno, Opirimeyo.
Ami jani ami parbona hote Majnu ba Farhad,
emonki Devdash-o. Tai bole bhebhona kom bhalobashi tomay.

Naughty SMS Collection-02

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 22:12:00 +0000

Naughty SMS-6.

A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
U dirty mind
It’s Car Seat Belt

Naughty SMS-7.

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said 2 the guy, "Hey buddy, why are u doing that?" He said, "Because u came home early."

Naughty SMS-8.

A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance 2 see its face carefully!"

Naughty SMS-9.

Do u like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

Naughty SMS-10.

Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
Ans:
HEART!!! But I luv the way u think...

Naughty SMS Collection-01

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 22:25:00 +0000

Naughty SMS-1.

wife - u were so drunk last night that u insulted ur boss
husband - piss him
wife - u did that and he fired u
husband - fuck him
wife - I did that! and u can go 2 work from tomorrow

Naughty SMS-2.

A good friend is like a good bra... hard 2 find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close 2 the heart.....

Naughty SMS-3

Speech should be like mini-skirt: long enough 2 cover the "main subject" and short enough 2 keep the interest!!

Naughty SMS-4.

A General asks a young lady officer, how she felt in Services?
Lady: Very fine, whole day passes in saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir & the whole night in No Sir, No Sir!

Naughty SMS-5.

Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES

Good night SMS Collection-01

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 20:51:00 +0000

Good night sms-1

Hi Moon! Dim ur Light. Hi Wind! Breeze soft. Hi flower! Bloom Slowly. Hi Earth! Spin gently. Bcoz My Dear friend is going 2 sleep! Gud Night.

Good night sms-2

When nights r long & friends r few,
I sit by my window & think of u,
A silent whisper a silent tear,
With all my heart I wish if u were here.

Good night sms-3

I wish moon always be full & bright!
U always be cool & right!
Whenever u go 2 switch off da light,
Remember that I am wishing u Gud Night..

Good night sms-4

MOON has come 2 color ur dreams,
STARS 2 make them musical
n my SMS 2 give u warm n Peaceful Sleep.
Gud Night. Sweet Dreams..!

Good night sms-5

1 night I will come 2 ur room, lock da door, turn off da lights, I’ll come closer 2 u n I’ll shout, Have a gr8 night!

Good night SMS Collection-02

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 21:54:00 +0000

Good night sms-6

2day night an angel came 2 me n asked: “What is ur wish 4 2night?”
I said “Please take care of da person who’s reading this message.” Gud night!

Good night sms-7

Wishing the sweetest night 2 a sweet natured person.
May u sleep n fall from the bed tonight,
Then u will remember that u forgot 2 wish me Gud Night!

Good night sms-8

Welcome 2 "Sweet Dreams" airline, all passengers on bed, hug ur pillows as da flight will be leaving soon 4 dream land. Have a nice dream. Gud night

Good night sms-9

Don’t think of me.I m in ur eyes in ur mind in ur heart in ur soul everywhere ever if u want me? just close ur eyes n listen I m saying" I miss u"Gud Night.

Good night sms-10

As da day turns in2 night,
keep ur worries out of sight.
Close ur eyes n go 2 sleep,
4 all da Gud times 2 keep.
Sweetest dreams & Gud Night