Ægrus Somnium

Settle down now, ya’hear…

Pariah — Sat, 15 Sep 2012 05:57:00 +0000

Been a bit since i posted, this as always is my opinion and not up for debate. So we have terrorists blowing up embassies over movies now, how ridiculous is that, personally I’m not a big fan of Godzilla but I’m not going to attack japan over it, don’t they have anything better to do. Anyways my real topic, we all need to open our hearts a bit more, be willing to help each other out to survive, we are all human. Everyone already knows my stands on religion but i know not every religious person is stupid nor trying to convert, we all have a right to our own beliefs whether others see them right or wrong, its not even really a right it just is. So not every Muslim is a terrorist, not every Christian a fanatic, not every atheist trying to destroy america and so on. If you really are a super extremist gun toting Christian who thinks every Muslim is a terrorist open your eyes a bit and lets go old testament, its called eye for am eye, you reap what you sow, you went after them first in the crusades, so if you want to live in the ancient mindset consider it just dues. Every group has its terrorists just because you agree with who their terrorizing doesn’t justify it and make them not terrorists. I don’t think every Christian who comes to my door to convert me is a crusader (Christian terrorist to those of the middle east) hiding a sword in his bible, nor should you with Muslims. The Japanese bombed the shit out of us now half the shit you buy is designed in japan. Now for a little funny story, back up north i was sitting outside having a cigarette when a young man probably mid 20s came up to me and started talking religion, he was the hook because from around the corner now came an older man probably 40s and started talking, they wanted to convert, big upside down cross tattoo on my leg and all but something struck me odd about these two so instead of debating i let them talk. The older of the two got to the point where he said religious extremists like the al quida train kids from an early age at camps, but why don’t Christians “so we have this farm up in Cambridge, everything we need is right on the farm, education, food, protection, the women sleep in one house, men in another, end children in a third” all i could think was wtf go away now, and he offered me a pamphlet and invited me up for the weekend, i just said i’d think about it for fear of getting shot or forced to go then and there lol, so, yeah, we got them too, and like i said you make think because you have a common enemy they’re not terrorists but your wrong.

Addendum: I also don’t recall any kind of foreign or political policy which states we are the world police and to go in and shoot other countries rulers at will and indoctrinate them into a democracy, ie. Saddam, and no giving me the excuse that he treated his people badly, for one thats not our business, secondly if that were the case why aren’t we intervening and taking out the people who are enslaving the own people and working them to death and killimg them to mine blood diamonds, yeah, they don’t have something we want control of

Fucking Politics…

Pariah — Sat, 09 Jun 2012 20:32:10 +0000

lets talk about stupidity today, shall we, we used to have this thing called the “estate tax” and heres what it was: The estate tax in the United States is a tax imposed on the transfer of the “taxable estate” of a deceased person, whether such property is transferred via a will, according to the state laws of intestacy or otherwise made as an incident of the death of the owner, such as a transfer of property from an intestate estate or trust, or the payment of certain life insurance benefits or financial account sums to beneficiaries. The estate tax is one part of the Unified Gift and Estate Tax system in the United States. The other part of the system, the gift tax, imposes a tax on transfers of property during a person’s life; the gift tax prevents avoidance of the estate tax should a person want to give away his/her estate.

now what the republicans did was one tiny little thing, very tiny, changed the word “estate” to “death” and all the dumb fuck sheep went OMG you shouldn’t tax people for death, now think, when you or me die someone may inherit a few grand and a small house, when a rich person dies and has a massive estate and millions for someone to inherit the tax will be sizeably different, so by changing that one word and getting their ignorant straight voting followers and all the people who can’t think to rise up against the “death tax” who were they protecting?

now if romney wins they want to increase earned income taxes and decrease non earned income taxes, do you know what this means? it means if you work for a living you will get taxed more, if your rich and make all your money from, say, the stock market you get taxed less, and poor people who work for a living and barely make it by are voting for this because they play the religion cards, look we don’t want premarital sex, bam got the christian voters interest, no gay marriage, bam take away some freedoms but you just locked in the bible belt votes, people don’t think people are sheep, do you even know that freedmen economics which is destroying us already has a rebellion calculated into it, hence the talks of privatizing everything, next step is privatized military then game over

to add a little more, republicans believe everything their canditates say and do is all honest 100%, how many times have they been caught cheatingthe polls now? how many dead people voted for them last time? now not all of them are retarded sheep, to be fair, just enough to destroy us, ugh i hate politics but i want my daughter to have a liveable country and not have it like the movie gattica

New Hunting Seasons…

Pariah — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 01:32:20 +0000

ya know, Duckface Hunting should be a holiday, when you get your license you get a picture and an ip address, this keeps the unintelligent from even being able to find their target but those smart enough to be able too, and we can weed out all those annoying girls on fb/myspace, actually, lets make this equal rights, it’ll be myspace angle hunting day so we can get the “jersey shore” guys too, so that takes care of the people who have no reason to be vain, now we need to cleanse some more people, so national wal-hunting day, we build a criteria for what can be hunting based on the people of wal-mart site, and one day a year it’s open season, no guns, melee weapons only

The Secret of Youth

Malice — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 16:45:41 +0000

Too many people our age act like they should be our parent or grandparents’ ages. Blame it on the economy, blame it on a shitty childhood that forced you to grow up before you were allowed a childhood, teen pregnancy, or politics, it doesn’t matter. The point is, people are acting older than they chronologically are and actually developing physiological and mental maladies. Not only does that drive up the cost of healthcare but it also makes you completely unbearable and a burden to those that may have stayed in your life for the long haul.

I was contemplating with a friend at what point I started to feel like an adult and I smugly answered “I still don’t feel like an adult.” I thought about it and even though I go through spells of being tired, feeling old and yucky, I still for the most part feel like I kid and not a 30 year old mother. I still watch massive amounts of cartoons, hang out with friends, listen to music and sing along in the car loudly and with vigor to the annoyance or entertainment of the other drivers around me, and love video games and nerf guns (our family has a cache of several).

So in thinking about this I have discovered that there is a magical cure to staying young, beautiful, and vibrant and avoid becoming the crust that everyone cuts off. I present to you the 3 F’s of youth: Forts, Farts, and Finger Foods. That’s right kids. Let’s take a journey.

Forts – NEVER get old, can be made of ANY materials around the house and are suitable indoors or outdoors, with or without children, and provide hours of fun no matter how old you are.

Farts – I don’t care how old you are, how sophisticated you think you are or what your status is, you fart and it is fucking hilarious. Farts are and will always be funny. Once you admit that truth to yourself, you will unleash a beautiful relationship with your sense of humor that is unpredictable, uninhibited, and taboo, all of the things that make life worth living all thanks to a natural bodily function that is given a bad rep by adults.

Finger Foods – Chicken fingers, wings, sushi, french fries, whatever, if you can eat it sans silverware then it is fun and if it is messy it’s even better! When did it become such an unthinkable act to use your hands to eat? Human beings have the most washable surfaces next to synthetic fibers; it’s ok to get a little dirty.

There it is the secret to youth in an easy, fun size package. Now get the fuck off my lawn.

Arguable Intelligence

Malice — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 02:23:34 +0000

It seems that we have lost touch with what is considered intelligence and what is complete and utter chaotic bullshit. The rapid decline of intelligence in this and many other countries is not because of a single source but a multitude of complex and intertwining social impairments that are aiding and abetting our technowhorish lifestyles. For instance, people are far more likely to repost someone else’s sensationalized bullshit theories about politics and religion (and likely without reading the entire statement) on a social networking site than they are to legitimately research the subject and actually pose a query or hypothesis on their own. Now let’s not completely demonize the human race, some of you will do some research. However, I am not confident that it ever became acceptable to cite Wikipedia, tmz.com, and fox news as legitimate educational resources. I know if I tried to use any of those as sources in grad school, my ass would be in front of an academic council faster than the panties fly on Jersey Shore. And for those of you quick witted ones out there, yes I capitalized Jersey Shore and not fox news, I actually think Snooki may have more to offer than megyn kelly. Also, we as a culture are far more entertained by televised train wrecks, people in desperate situations, and dramatic tragedies than we are anything with actual substance like oh I don’t know our families? People would rather spend a night watching people’s lives come unglued on camera than spend time with loved ones. Are we so jaded as a culture that we are predisposed to feeding off of the misery of others just to get through our own miserable existences? This is what we have become, hungry for tragedy, feeding off of human suffering, and non-stop complaining about what we are unhappy with but not willing to do much more than bitch about it on facebook and ruin the newsfeeds of otherwise happy and socially lethargic people.

So what can be done to remedy this? For one, watch some real tv. Fuck whacha heard, Discovery channel only uses the really big words sometimes and the programming is really interesting. Also, books only hurt people when they are thrown by another person. If you read one it can only make you a better person. But most importantly, if you are going to open the wormhole into debating on facebook or any other social networking arena with some contrived half-assed opus about government, religion or another dinnertime taboo, remember some key points:

Research your topic – if you just “repost,” depend on fox news, fundamentalist websites, or any other resources that are not obligated to report facts or are strictly opinion based, then you are not only an idiot but will be forever cached in the annuls of the internet as a moron to boot.

Don’t write a check your ass can’t cash – If you can’t argue your points intelligently keep your mouth shut. People will test your knowledge of your topic especially people like myself and the Rev. and we LOVE morons. One surefire way to tell when someone hasn’t researched their argument and has no leg to stand on is when they resort to verbally attacking the person they are debating. When that occurs and out of nowhere you are a n00b and your mom is a whore….you my friend, have won.

Lastly, avoid becoming the victim of Godwin’s Law – If your argument for any debate involves Hitler and Nazi Germany but the context of the argument itself is not about WWII, you have just proven that you either have no common sense of your own, you lack evidence to substantiate any actual evidence of your argument, or you are some kind of sheep to a predetermined cause and at that point we bid adieu.

Maybe someday, after Apple creates and programs our new jesus christ and 5G bible, we will begin to understand what drives us as a population to social insanity. Until then, keep looking forward to Jersday, I am sure someone will pray for you.