tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6089490838437569891Sat, 30 Jul 2011 22:55:18 +0000Jack And DianeRunnin' Down A DreamNever Tear Us ApartThe GamblerUndone—The Sweater Song"Heroes"People Are StrangeHello OperatorBohemian RhapsodyHere Comes The Rain AgainNothing Compares 2 UAfternoon DelightJet Boy Jet GirlLive And Let DieLukaI Saw Mommy Kissing Santa ClausEye In The SkyEbony And IvoryBaby I love Your WaySurrenderBlowin' in The WindThe PassengerHooked On A FeelingSeparate WaysYou're So VainMr. Blue SkyStand By MeZombified songwriting parodies.<br> Freshly exhumed every<br> Tuesday and Friday.http://zombaritaville.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Zombaritaville)Blogger30125http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0/http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0/http://creativecommons.org/images/public/somerights20.giftag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6089490838437569891.post-4769729785941525693Wed, 20 Jan 2010 07:52:00 +00002010-01-19T23:57:52.539-08:00Ebony And IvoryTo the tune of Ebony And Ivory, by Paul McCartney (performed with Stevie Wonder)New zombie and old zombieKill their victims with numb brutalityBite by bite, fast and slow hordes crawl forthWith gore, on the screenQuick or slow?Do you prefer the classics or undead nouveau?There is blood and gore, and lots of gunsWe'll eat your headThe living dead just know hungerNot a soul will survive, next http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~3/BITV45FUZrg/new-zombie-and-old-zombie.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Zombaritaville)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~4/BITV45FUZrg" height="1" width="1"/>http://zombaritaville.blogspot.com/2010/01/new-zombie-and-old-zombie.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6089490838437569891.post-3886612438050810081Sat, 09 Jan 2010 07:43:00 +00002010-01-08T23:47:29.998-08:00Hooked On A FeelingTo the tune of Hooked On A Feeling by B.J. Thomas (and made famous by Blue Swede)My flesh won't stop peelingSloughs right off of meGirl, time for your demise'Cause I got a needWhen I'm moldyAnd I stalk the nightMovin' so slowFilled with undead might…GRRAARGH!I'm hooked on brain eatingI must keep on feedingI'm insanely hungryGot nowhere left to fleeNow we're gonna dineIt's her fault she's so http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~3/bOQUOIUyx7Y/hooked-on-brain-eating.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Zombaritaville)1<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~4/bOQUOIUyx7Y" height="1" width="1"/>http://zombaritaville.blogspot.com/2010/01/hooked-on-brain-eating.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6089490838437569891.post-4486053509509909373Wed, 06 Jan 2010 07:50:00 +00002010-01-06T02:51:37.000-08:00You're So VainTo the tune of You're So Vain by Carly SimonYou limped in from the wasteland and so we fired a warning shotOur men strategically hid just out of sightTryin' hard not to be caughtYou had one eye in your sockets and you smelled of death and rotAnd all the ghouls screamed, they're crazed by the hungerCrazed by the hunger, they'd…Feast on brains, gobble up as much as you can chewFeast on brains, OM http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~3/amwx15miun8/feast-on-brains.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Zombaritaville)2<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~4/amwx15miun8" height="1" width="1"/>http://zombaritaville.blogspot.com/2010/01/feast-on-brains.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6089490838437569891.post-2443481722895962198Thu, 24 Dec 2009 12:44:00 +00002009-12-24T04:58:25.615-08:00I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa ClausTo the tune of I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus by Tommie ConnorSlick red stains on the fireplaceLittle Johnny's scared, see how he shivers and he shakesFor Johnny's witnessed horrors such as he should never bearHe vomits milk and cookies and he rips out all his hairI saw mommy biting Santa ClausUndead teeth rent flesh and bone last nightShe became a horrid freak and seized him with a shriekHe http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~3/HTgNO83U6rA/i-saw-mommy-biting-santa-claus.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (David Fooden)2<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~4/HTgNO83U6rA" height="1" width="1"/>http://zombaritaville.blogspot.com/2009/12/i-saw-mommy-biting-santa-claus.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6089490838437569891.post-1489094791640428706Thu, 24 Dec 2009 08:04:00 +00002009-12-25T00:15:50.233-08:00Hey everyone,I'll be firing up this blog again starting in 2010, updating regularly on Tuesdays and Fridays. January 5th will be the date of the next regular post. There might be something gory and disturbing in your stocking if you were a very good zombie and ate lots of brains this year. And by that I mean I couldn't go without zombifying a Christmas song!May the winter holiday of your choice http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~3/Zw7_HxlpVSI/back-in-2010-new-update-days.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (David Fooden)2<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~4/Zw7_HxlpVSI" height="1" width="1"/>http://zombaritaville.blogspot.com/2009/12/back-in-2010-new-update-days.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6089490838437569891.post-6844154418764504731Mon, 21 Sep 2009 09:44:00 +00002009-12-25T00:16:22.731-08:00Here Comes The Rain AgainTo the tune of Here Comes The Rain Again by EurythmicsWe're craving brains againGnawing on your head, so savoryGnawing on your head like a crude compulsionI want to suck on your broken shinI want to snack on ravaged woundsI want to split open your nogginAnd start feeding on youSo hungry, need your brainsFor zombie foodIndeed your brainsAre zombie foodNeed your brainsFor zombie foodWe're craving http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~3/JLa5DvZrS-A/were-craving-brains-again.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (David Fooden)2<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~4/JLa5DvZrS-A" height="1" width="1"/>http://zombaritaville.blogspot.com/2009/09/were-craving-brains-again.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6089490838437569891.post-1526083739661025922Mon, 14 Sep 2009 10:20:00 +00002009-12-25T00:16:31.012-08:00Baby I love Your WayTo the tune of Baby I love Your Way by Peter FramptonSkin pulled off upon your demiseAnd we're slurping the hemorrhageGreedily I take another biteMatter grey, is so prettyWe're zombie clichés, our hunger won't abateOoh maybe I'll eat your brainGonna kill you then eat your brainWanna make your skull my buffetHuman fears I'll dine upon his eyePosthumous, he will ariseHunt them down and then upon http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~3/vCz-LFzxYLk/maybe-ill-eat-your-brain.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (David Fooden)1<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~4/vCz-LFzxYLk" height="1" width="1"/>http://zombaritaville.blogspot.com/2009/09/maybe-ill-eat-your-brain.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6089490838437569891.post-7352914143672670656Thu, 03 Sep 2009 06:01:00 +00002009-09-02T23:05:00.896-07:00No, I didn't do a zombie version of a zombie song, redundancy ain't my thing. But, in lieu of new posts this week, here's a funny video I put together a couple of Halloweens ago, set to the music of the talented Jonathan Coulton, who I will hopefully be able to see perform at PAX on Saturday.http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~3/emxGD0Jgnts/re-your-brains.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (David Fooden)1<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~4/emxGD0Jgnts" height="1" width="1"/>http://zombaritaville.blogspot.com/2009/09/re-your-brains.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6089490838437569891.post-6249007231693843868Tue, 01 Sep 2009 07:29:00 +00002009-12-25T00:17:07.169-08:00Sorry folks, no new posts this week, I'll be back on Monday, Sept 7th with new material. If you're going to PAX, look for the guy in the Zombaritaville shirt!In the meantime, enjoy this classic: Zombie Vs. Shark, from Lucio Fulci's Zombi 2.http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~3/hkHhaXamU54/off-this-week-back-from-dead-on-7th.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (David Fooden)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~4/hkHhaXamU54" height="1" width="1"/>http://zombaritaville.blogspot.com/2009/09/off-this-week-back-from-dead-on-7th.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6089490838437569891.post-7730314936451757243Fri, 28 Aug 2009 09:13:00 +00002009-12-25T00:20:06.095-08:00Stand By MeTo the tune of Stand By Me, by Ben E. KingWhen your limbs are numbAnd you've lost that sparkAnd you groan and are always quite hungryNo I won't run awayNo I won't run awayIt's not wrong, if you'll be my zombieAnd snarling, snarling, be my zombieOh now be my zombieOh be my zombie, my zombieIf it's brains, that you feast uponAnd you shamble and crawlAnd your skin is all rotten and turns greenI http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~3/PZ-jTiZs2Ak/be-my-zombie.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (David Fooden)1<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~4/PZ-jTiZs2Ak" height="1" width="1"/>http://zombaritaville.blogspot.com/2009/08/be-my-zombie.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6089490838437569891.post-5128781661399851681Thu, 27 Aug 2009 06:43:00 +00002009-08-28T02:19:50.930-07:00Afternoon DelightTo the tune of Afternoon Delight by Starland Vocal BandScreen for pathogens with ultraviolet lightTo diagnose infected zombie bitesMy motto's always been; seal your hazmat tightTheir contagion's much stronger than your leukocytesCan't make antibodies to defeat this viral strainEveryone afflicted becomes violent—tries to eat my brainThinkin' up ways to cure this septic blightPreventing the http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~3/4Cot-qLmtg0/infected-zombie-bite.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (David Fooden)1<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~4/4Cot-qLmtg0" height="1" width="1"/>http://zombaritaville.blogspot.com/2009/08/infected-zombie-bite.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6089490838437569891.post-7263479298018873544Mon, 24 Aug 2009 07:01:00 +00002009-08-24T00:29:52.079-07:00Hello OperatorTo the tune of Hello Operator by The White StripesHello re-animatorTake me out this box of pineDefy my creatorShoot re-agent up my spineA Miskatonic makerNecro-animatic skillDead man'll walk an acreDriven by the urge to killArkham mortuaryCut the flesh right from the boneExtract of pituitaryExperiments no one condoneWhy you killin' everybodySecrets hide in an ancient tomeWhy you killin' http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~3/5ERO1ynj7tw/hello-re-animator.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (David Fooden)1<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~4/5ERO1ynj7tw" height="1" width="1"/>http://zombaritaville.blogspot.com/2009/08/hello-re-animator.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6089490838437569891.post-9050479354981004278Fri, 21 Aug 2009 10:15:00 +00002009-08-21T03:18:49.954-07:00Mr. Blue SkyTo the tune of Mr. Blue Sky by Electric Light Orchestra[Radio announcer] Warning! Be on the lookout for zombiesI'm in this bunker, still aliveParalyzed with frightHave they stopped maimin'Did their bodies rot awayHow do we knowThey won't come after us again, I prayDone in if we misconstrueThe lack of screaming nightlySearch the city for the fiendsForm a committeeMister dead guy might be lurking http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~3/Cf3NnzowWQ8/mr-dead-guy.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (David Fooden)1<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~4/Cf3NnzowWQ8" height="1" width="1"/>http://zombaritaville.blogspot.com/2009/08/mr-dead-guy.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6089490838437569891.post-6795252019868755061Wed, 19 Aug 2009 21:14:00 +00002009-08-19T15:27:16.861-07:00Runnin' Down A DreamTo the tune of Runnin' Down A Dream by Tom PettyWell their skin was grey, they groaned so loudStrapped my ammo on, I was survivin'Tryin' to keep alive, me and Ben were hidin'But to our dismay, they were undyin'Yeah runnin' from a fiendThat never stops hunting meGonna be history, when he catches me and he feedsI'm runnin' from a fiendI felt so scared, like escaping was impossibleI'm so afraid, http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~3/bf12oU7sGVQ/runnin-from-fiend.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (David Fooden)2<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~4/bf12oU7sGVQ" height="1" width="1"/>http://zombaritaville.blogspot.com/2009/08/runnin-from-fiend.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6089490838437569891.post-7677235196595582297Mon, 17 Aug 2009 08:20:00 +00002009-08-20T17:04:55.925-07:00Jack And DianeTo the tune of Jack & Diane by John MellencampThere's a zombie attackin' DianeSome undead cat's come around, wanna eat her glandsHis ugly face is one bad scarDiane's combatin' zombies in her hotwired carSuckin' out human brains, those hungry zombiesDiane cockin' her rifle's boltCamouflaged up in the treesZombie brains gettin' blown outBy a sniper unseenDribbles out the hole in his headAnd rolls http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~3/6FECO5wwL-E/attackin-diane.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (David Fooden)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~4/6FECO5wwL-E" height="1" width="1"/>http://zombaritaville.blogspot.com/2009/08/attackin-diane.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6089490838437569891.post-7004879353719645320Sat, 15 Aug 2009 05:41:00 +00002009-08-19T14:46:58.019-07:00Never Tear Us ApartTo the tune of Never Tear Us Apart by INXS"Don't eat me"What I heard from youDon't want to kill youOr chew your body partsII was shamblingYou were scaredHunger subsidedAnd I will never tear you apartI could eatOh, a thousand brainsBut I won't bite youYou'll be fine, have no fearsWanna hold youWanna be your guyBut I have no pulseAnd you tell me "That won't fly"II was shamblingYou were scaredHungerhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~3/t7cTj2B-0gU/never-tear-you-apart.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (David Fooden)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~4/t7cTj2B-0gU" height="1" width="1"/>http://zombaritaville.blogspot.com/2009/08/never-tear-you-apart.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6089490838437569891.post-8350542109523473611Wed, 12 Aug 2009 07:01:00 +00002009-08-19T14:51:11.752-07:00Live And Let DieTo the tune of Live and Let Die by Paul McCartney & WingsWhen you were slain and your heart was a tasty snackYou tried to scream "Please let me live"(and now you're dead, and now you're dead, and now you're dead)But once the virus took over your cerebellumMakes you revivifySaid "Eat them alive"Eat them aliveEat them aliveEat them aliveWhat's a cerebrum taste likeWhen it's been bit intoYou can't http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~3/O6PGAMlTG7Q/eat-them-alive.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (David Fooden)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~4/O6PGAMlTG7Q" height="1" width="1"/>http://zombaritaville.blogspot.com/2009/08/eat-them-alive.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6089490838437569891.post-6188382003038288818Mon, 10 Aug 2009 07:01:00 +00002009-08-19T14:53:32.885-07:00Separate WaysTo the tune of Separate Ways by JourneyUndead manRavenous ghoul, your flesh I will chewChewChewClawing outOf the ground, I hunger for youYouYouBecomin' hellspawnWhen you reviveAs walkin' carrionEnjoy the rideDeath providesSomeday, death will claim youZombies will rend and maim youWith one taste of brain you'llShamble onAnd eat their precious brainsIf they ever burn you, Destroy and inter youYou http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~3/pkR0yYAm9m0/precious-brains.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (David Fooden)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~4/pkR0yYAm9m0" height="1" width="1"/>http://zombaritaville.blogspot.com/2009/08/precious-brains.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6089490838437569891.post-7970619478467408620Fri, 07 Aug 2009 07:01:00 +00002009-08-19T14:56:29.559-07:00The PassengerTo the tune of The Passenger by Iggy PopI am the putrid germAnd I thrive and I thriveI seep through a vicious flesh woundI make the dead get up and riseYeah, they hunger with a hollow mindYou know you look like food tonightI am the putrid germI infect the massI flow through the undead biteI make the dead get up and fightI put the hunger in your hollow mindAll I want is a rip in your hideEveryone http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~3/Mf37-Ji2nXU/putrid-germ.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (David Fooden)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~4/Mf37-Ji2nXU" height="1" width="1"/>http://zombaritaville.blogspot.com/2009/08/putrid-germ.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6089490838437569891.post-4678805400215646978Wed, 05 Aug 2009 07:01:00 +00002009-08-19T14:58:17.781-07:00Jet Boy Jet GirlTo the tune of Jet Boy, Jet Girl, by Elton MotelloI wanna eat your pretty mindOne bite of him, he tastes so fineI love him even though I am gross and undeadThe smell of blood is so sublimeBrains-brains-brains-brainsI am undeadI bite his skin until it splitspulled off his arm and ripped his lipsHe ran from me with such a scream, bloody and redI gotta gobble down his bitsyum-yum-yum-yumI'll eat hishttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~3/6lb8NyURPLc/live-boy-dead-ghoul.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (David Fooden)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~4/6lb8NyURPLc" height="1" width="1"/>http://zombaritaville.blogspot.com/2009/08/live-boy-dead-ghoul.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6089490838437569891.post-1860373569867556750Mon, 03 Aug 2009 07:01:00 +00002009-08-19T15:00:51.380-07:00Blowin' in The WindTo the tune of Blowin' In The Wind by Bob DylanHow many lobes must a ghoul gulp downBefore he eats the whole brainpan?How many skulls must a sniper nailBefore her rifle has jammed?Yes, n' how many bites must I take of this guyBefore I've digested his hand?The zombies my friend, are rippin' off your skinThe zombies are rippin' off your skinYes, n' how many folks must cease to existBefore it's http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~3/-R6FOYIkzQo/rippin-off-your-skin.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (David Fooden)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~4/-R6FOYIkzQo" height="1" width="1"/>http://zombaritaville.blogspot.com/2009/08/rippin-off-your-skin.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6089490838437569891.post-7231945795202597170Fri, 31 Jul 2009 05:34:00 +00002009-08-19T15:04:46.395-07:00SurrenderTo the tune of Surrender by Cheap TrickMother's moldy, yes, she's moldyRotting in her tombShe's oh so cold and so decayedOne sniff would make you retchI spoke unholy, arcane wordsThen her flesh was rotting offHer dead, decrepit trunkWhile she shambled 'roundMommy's a fright, Daddy's a frightThey've just risen from the deadDismember, dismemberAnd send them back to the grave, grave, http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~3/rb3Zs-KmER4/dismember.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (David Fooden)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~4/rb3Zs-KmER4" height="1" width="1"/>http://zombaritaville.blogspot.com/2009/07/dismember.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6089490838437569891.post-4010968002314972071Wed, 29 Jul 2009 07:01:00 +00002010-01-21T04:09:49.276-08:00Bohemian RhapsodyTo the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody, by QueenCorpses came to lifeFrom radioactivityRifle at my sideThose zombies sure are hungryDon't wanna die?Look out for dead guys, and fleeThey are cadavers, how can they follow me?They keep shambling, oh no!Shooting high, shooting lowTell me why the corpse glows, will this radiation harm me?Harm me…Captain, they've killed my menCan't fight what's already http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~3/o1URpq70N2c/bohemian-radioactivity.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (David Fooden)3<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~4/o1URpq70N2c" height="1" width="1"/>http://zombaritaville.blogspot.com/2009/07/bohemian-radioactivity.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6089490838437569891.post-265534693522201574Mon, 27 Jul 2009 07:00:00 +00002009-09-22T00:03:24.570-07:00People Are StrangeTo the tune of People Are Strange by The DoorsPeople will scream, when you're a zombieFaces get eaten, down to the boneDeath will come quickly, to those that are tastyStreets will run with blood when you're 'roundEat some brainsZombies can't feel no painEat some brainsClaw your way out of the graveEat some brainsEat some brainsEat some brainsPeople will scream, when you're a zombieFaces get eatenhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~3/uWYfRxR6M3A/eat-some-brains.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (David Fooden)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~4/uWYfRxR6M3A" height="1" width="1"/>http://zombaritaville.blogspot.com/2009/07/eat-some-brains.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6089490838437569891.post-431389272372539706Fri, 24 Jul 2009 07:01:00 +00002009-08-19T15:18:01.852-07:00"Heroes"To the tune of "Heroes" by David BowieBrains Brains are my thingAnd yours, yours will be eatenThough the army might drive us awayWe will eat them, because we're hungryWe can be zombies, we're so hungryAnd you, you can be greenAnd I, I'll eat guts all the time'Cause we're undead, and that is a factYes we're undead, and that is thatThough radiation—will keep us togetherWe could eat brains, they http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~3/PzGLMrRuaxs/zombies.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (David Fooden)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Zombaritaville/~4/PzGLMrRuaxs" height="1" width="1"/>http://zombaritaville.blogspot.com/2009/07/zombies.html