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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~4/6hxoucJ8JUU" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://www.zoiksonline.com/2009/11/twilight-saga-new-moon-behind-scenes.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432936226913688161.post-2693861943358270380</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 02:19:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-11-08T20:20:12.694-06:00</atom:updated><title>“Ramblings of a road comic.”</title><atom:summary>By BTI'm still tired. Got back Sunday from Louisiana, flew to Syracuse, NY on Tuesday, and then I’m on my way to Monterey, CA. I managed to make my court date for driving without a license. I drove without a license to get to court.I'm so grateful the judge didn't ask me how I got to court, especially after I was sworn in. "How'd you get here?" “What difference does it make man, I'm here!” "You </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~3/DhwrMDMaVB0/ramblings-of-road-comic.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Zoiks! Online)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6ScuEI7Zx4M/Svd8QPvfYgI/AAAAAAAAA4U/MZsG2MF9AA8/s72-c/BT_pic.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~4/DhwrMDMaVB0" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://www.zoiksonline.com/2009/11/ramblings-of-road-comic.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432936226913688161.post-5114352462371354376</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:41:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-11-07T14:44:37.809-06:00</atom:updated><title>“Mary Mack is a mover and shaker.”</title><atom:summary>By Jason TanamorWhen comedian Mary Mack returned my phone call, she was driving long distance and had about nine hours to kill. We had set up an interview on this day, and since she had such a large window to talk, I called about five hours into her drive. When I called, Mack was in a dead zone. Thankfully, she found service and returned my call. We talked about her live CD, “Pinch Finger Girl,” </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~3/wJfk5PvihKI/mary-mack-is-mover-and-shaker.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Zoiks! Online)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6ScuEI7Zx4M/SvXcGaMkXsI/AAAAAAAAA4M/_b-rjANgVqk/s72-c/mary_mack_pic.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~4/IVPmPa0i-lc" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://www.zoiksonline.com/2009/11/rihanna-wants-to-put-chris-brown-behind.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432936226913688161.post-3044377214373155627</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:41:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-11-05T05:43:22.875-06:00</atom:updated><title>“Queensryche with special guest Lita Ford.” – Concert Review.</title><atom:summary>(Rialto Square Theatre, Joliet, IL)(Editor’s note: Pictures do not do this concert justice. Taken from the 4th row, the lighting was more conducive to the live aspect versus the photography.)By Bob ZerullI have a confession to make. I don’t own any Queensryche albums. I was familiar with the song “Silent Lucidity,” but that’s about the extent of the Queensryche catalogue that I was knowingly </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~3/BE_DH3jFHjQ/queensryche-with-special-guest-lita.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Zoiks! Online)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6ScuEI7Zx4M/SvK6LLLAnFI/AAAAAAAAA3k/4gAPJi7MALw/s72-c/Qr4good.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">1</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~4/nuYC3XOtvRw" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://www.zoiksonline.com/2009/11/new-photos-of-bella-and-edward-er-i.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432936226913688161.post-5526967922956748276</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:27:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-11-04T06:08:02.385-06:00</atom:updated><title>"'The Twilight Saga: New Moon' – Edward and Felix Volturi featurette."</title><atom:summary>By Jason TanamorCheck out this new featurette from "Twilight Saga: New Moon." It features the fight between Edward and Felix. It also has brief interviews with the Volturi cast. Only 15 days to go!The Twilight Saga: New Moon Volturi FeaturetteTrailer Park | MySpace VideoBYLINE:Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~3/85lXT_K1D4A/twilight-saga-new-moon-edward-and-felix.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Zoiks! Online)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~4/85lXT_K1D4A" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://www.zoiksonline.com/2009/11/twilight-saga-new-moon-edward-and-felix.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432936226913688161.post-7092998243629333655</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:05:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-11-03T20:07:50.576-06:00</atom:updated><title>“Oscar Nunez of NBC’s ‘The Office’ is the gayest straight man on television.”</title><atom:summary>By Jason TanamorOscar Nunez, who plays Oscar Martinez on NBC’s “The Office,” is a comedic actor. His background, in sketch comedy and improv, reflects that. So true to his work, Nunez even went to the extent of humoring up his bio. Of course, this wasn’t known going into the interview.Nunez recently spoke to Zoiks! Online about his bio, his gay role on television, and if Steve Carell is really </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~3/MUQft0oJdpw/oscar-nunez-of-nbcs-office-is-gayest.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Zoiks! Online)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6ScuEI7Zx4M/SvDhqn-4Y_I/AAAAAAAAA3U/g3NrOa4qZeU/s72-c/oscar+nunez+pic.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~4/MUQft0oJdpw" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://www.zoiksonline.com/2009/11/oscar-nunez-of-nbcs-office-is-gayest.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432936226913688161.post-5870573936903905697</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:55:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-11-02T20:03:23.989-06:00</atom:updated><title>"NBC makes money by having Jay Leno on its network."</title><atom:summary>By Jason TanamorWhen Jay Leno moved up to the prime time slot that typically airs dramas like "Law &amp; Order" and its subsequent franchises "Law &amp; Order: SVU," "Law &amp; Order: Criminal Intent" (and soon to come – "Law &amp; Order: Paperwork" – just kidding), network executives noted that, and I’m paraphrasing, even if Leno did not rake in the viewers as he did as "Tonight Show" host, it would still be a </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~3/mL1HuaxlmV0/nbc-makes-money-by-having-jay-leno-on.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Zoiks! Online)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6ScuEI7Zx4M/Su-OqTh6UzI/AAAAAAAAA3M/oibKrLB-ddc/s72-c/jay-leno+pic.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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While its name is based on the biblical story of Cain and Abel, don’t be fooled. Saving Abel is a straight up rock band. The guys kicked off their headlining tour entitled the Class of 2009 with Red and Pop Evil on October 27th. Saving Abel’s also going to bring out “freshman” act Taddy Porter, hoping to make this a yearly tour with a different “freshman” act each year. 



Zoiks! </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~3/e-N8yryrqTA/saving-abel-headlines-class-of-2009.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Zoiks! Online)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6ScuEI7Zx4M/SusZA5BtbgI/AAAAAAAAA2U/EE9eu8GXMhk/s72-c/saving+abel+pic.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~4/e-N8yryrqTA" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://www.zoiksonline.com/2009/10/saving-abel-headlines-class-of-2009.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432936226913688161.post-5190898755496457320</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:27:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-30T09:29:41.701-05:00</atom:updated><title>"'The Twilight Saga: New Moon' updates."</title><atom:summary>By Bry Schulz Summit Entertainment has OK’d the re-release of the first "Twilight" film to theaters. The film will be re-released in more than 2,000 theaters across the country and can be seen on November 19th. Just one day before the much anticipated release of "The Twilight Saga: New Moon" fan-pires can get in the "zone" by seeing "Twilight" again on the big screen. No doubt it'll be (for most </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~3/c57ciiN7Mp4/twilight-saga-new-moon-updates.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Zoiks! Online)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6ScuEI7Zx4M/Sur4KmV5noI/AAAAAAAAA2M/OoepGhq9Rb0/s72-c/twilight_new_moon_new_picture.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">1</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~4/c57ciiN7Mp4" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://www.zoiksonline.com/2009/10/twilight-saga-new-moon-updates.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432936226913688161.post-3008268448729060495</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:53:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-30T07:35:13.663-05:00</atom:updated><title>“Hot doggin’ it on ’NCAA Football 10,’ just like Mark Sanchez.”</title><atom:summary>By Jonathan SchlosserIn the spirit of college football and mascots, which I started writing about in my last piece, I went out and I bought “NCAA Football 10.” I wanted to know if those mascots looked just as ugly in the game; if they looked like they’d been dreamed up by a strung-out professor, that is. I wanted to know if the game even had them at all, showing the world how ugly some of them </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~3/li5gKSsBFck/hot-doggin-it-on-ncaa-football-10-just.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Zoiks! Online)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6ScuEI7Zx4M/SurUCb3hQgI/AAAAAAAAA2E/xy3s4-RU9og/s72-c/ncaa_football_09_image6.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~4/li5gKSsBFck" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://www.zoiksonline.com/2009/10/hot-doggin-it-on-ncaa-football-10-just.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432936226913688161.post-930998399381900310</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:54:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-29T07:57:07.586-05:00</atom:updated><title>“Jon Gosselin and Octomom Nadya Suleman equal humor for life.”</title><atom:summary>By Jason TanamorIn an article I wrote on October 26th about Jon Gosselin getting a new TV show with the Octomom Nadya Suleman, I said Suleman was the only one that could relate to Jon’s situation. Check out the story here:http://www.zoiksonline.com/2009/10/jon-needs-new-show-to-pay-back-kate.htmlHowever, it seems to be happening for real. Check out the story here:http://perezhilton.com/2009-10-28</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~3/bRsorjv5sMc/jon-gosselin-and-octomom-nadya-suleman.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Zoiks! Online)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6ScuEI7Zx4M/SumQ4kMjUEI/AAAAAAAAA18/xx5gOj9klLY/s72-c/425_suleman_gosselin_lc_072909.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~4/bRsorjv5sMc" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://www.zoiksonline.com/2009/10/jon-gosselin-and-octomom-nadya-suleman.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432936226913688161.post-2772666222335798954</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:26:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-28T10:28:45.833-05:00</atom:updated><title>“David Letterman likes his ‘late nights.’”</title><atom:summary>By Jason TanamorWow, talk about getting the shaft on late night. Or should I say, giving the shaft? In an article on NYPost.com, “A female former staff writer for David Letterman said the comedian's late-night operation was a hostile, sexually charged, male-dominated bastion where women didn't climb the ladder unless they climbed into bed.”The article went on to say, “Nearly 20 years before </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~3/2iXnLfUBeGU/david-letterman-likes-his-late-nights.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Zoiks! Online)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6ScuEI7Zx4M/Suhi79QF3uI/AAAAAAAAA10/HSniWNtVxTg/s72-c/letterman+pic.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~4/2iXnLfUBeGU" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://www.zoiksonline.com/2009/10/david-letterman-likes-his-late-nights.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432936226913688161.post-305349935892735166</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:26:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-30T12:18:41.520-05:00</atom:updated><title>“New clip from ‘The Twilight Saga: New Moon,' - a kissing scene.”</title><atom:summary>By Bry SchulzIt looks like another new scene from "The Twilight Saga: New Moon" has been released. This time for the CW? At least that's the logo at the beginning of the clip. Anyway, however, it got to YouTube is meaningless. The point is it's a Bella and Edward kiss! You've been teased by this kiss before in a movie trailer but this is the actual lip plant. I have some issues with it. I know </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~3/DQ8CEIUqIPo/new-clip-from-twilight-saga-new-moon_28.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Zoiks! Online)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">7</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~4/DQ8CEIUqIPo" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://www.zoiksonline.com/2009/10/new-clip-from-twilight-saga-new-moon_28.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432936226913688161.post-1725224454317439389</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 12:23:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-28T07:27:46.122-05:00</atom:updated><title>"Halloween, it's not just about candy."</title><atom:summary>By Jason TanamorIf you live anywhere in the United States, you’ll know that the end of October is a time for being scared. And I’m not referring to ghosts or goblins. I’m implying that trick or treating, a Halloween past time and staple in our culture, turns people into hypocrites. That’s right, I said it. Hypocrites.If you think about it, and I really want you to, so put down that remote control</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~3/XU7DlvqHhy8/halloween-its-not-just-about-candy.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Zoiks! Online)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6ScuEI7Zx4M/SLg3uLbUmsI/AAAAAAAAAHw/kmHGczrGu8c/s72-c/legalize-prostitution.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~4/XU7DlvqHhy8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://www.zoiksonline.com/2009/10/halloween-its-not-just-about-candy.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432936226913688161.post-543726980940824238</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:38:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-28T06:39:46.393-05:00</atom:updated><title>“Rich Vos has failed at everything but stand-up comedy.”</title><atom:summary>By Jason TanamorMost people know Rich Vos from his appearances on Comedy Central. Others remember him as a finalist on NBC’s first ever “Last Comic Standing.” For everyone else, you’re probably thinking, “Who?” Although Vos isn’t commercially known, he is huge among the stand-up circuit. And with him come years of comedy experience.Vos recently shared some of his wisdom with Zoiks! Online. When I</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~3/8Tf-6jJQNMM/rich-vos-has-failed-at-everything-but.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Zoiks! Online)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6ScuEI7Zx4M/SugtU-WaK0I/AAAAAAAAA1s/SXuS6pr28rg/s72-c/vos_pic.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~4/8Tf-6jJQNMM" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://www.zoiksonline.com/2009/10/rich-vos-has-failed-at-everything-but.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432936226913688161.post-7632413600079290625</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:57:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-30T12:18:54.762-05:00</atom:updated><title>“’The Twilight Saga: New Moon’ - New Trailer.”</title><atom:summary>By Bry SchulzWhile scanning the net for new “New Moon” goodies I found a new trailer. It was not on the “New Moon” official website but I found it on EOnline.com. Again, they are giving us a little present. Thanks E! Anyway, this trailer isn't necessarily mind blowing or new. But there is an incredibly familiar deep voiced announcer explaining how hot Edward is. Or, that's just what I heard, that</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~3/TtcaDB30YJg/twilight-saga-new-moon-new-trailer.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Zoiks! Online)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~4/TtcaDB30YJg" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://www.zoiksonline.com/2009/10/twilight-saga-new-moon-new-trailer.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432936226913688161.post-944697487975345150</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:52:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-27T10:54:27.305-05:00</atom:updated><title>“The Excavation of Mushroom Island.” – Book Review.</title><atom:summary>By Bry Schulz4 Stars:The book "The Excavation of Mushroom Island" by Logan Zawacki is not your typical fiction book. In fact I found nothing typical about it. It is a fictional take on the video game Super Mario Brothers. However, it's not about cheat codes or how to level up higher than your best buddy; it's something totally different. "The Excavation of Mushroom Island" is a story created to </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~3/fZVQ7WT-iuE/excavation-of-mushroom-island-book.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Zoiks! Online)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6ScuEI7Zx4M/SucXWiv4i_I/AAAAAAAAA1k/DAR1rD59UE8/s72-c/logan+book+pic.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~4/fZVQ7WT-iuE" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://www.zoiksonline.com/2009/10/excavation-of-mushroom-island-book.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432936226913688161.post-8481222694323351614</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:12:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-30T12:19:10.324-05:00</atom:updated><title>“’The Twilight Saga: New Moon’ pimped on the ‘Today Show.’”</title><atom:summary>By Bry Schulz People.com is reporting that the “Today Show” on NBC will have three days of "The Twilight Saga: New Moon." Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner will all be appearing on the morning show, though not all at once. Beginning November 18th with Robert Pattinson, November 19th with Kristen Stewart, and ending the day the film comes out, November 20th with Taylor Lautner.</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~3/hpvjvnlU4vY/twilight-saga-new-moon-pimped-on-today.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Zoiks! Online)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6ScuEI7Zx4M/SuX0uqHhU5I/AAAAAAAAA1U/LBrWuLckHEc/s72-c/Twilight1.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~4/hpvjvnlU4vY" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://www.zoiksonline.com/2009/10/twilight-saga-new-moon-pimped-on-today.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432936226913688161.post-7931942543644755666</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 16:55:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-26T20:13:27.159-05:00</atom:updated><title>“Jon needs a new show to pay back Kate plus 8.”</title><atom:summary>By Jason TanamorJon and Kate are in the news again. YAY!!!! In an article at NBC Bay Area, the notorious ‘why am I watching this on TV?’ couple were in court again. This time over the remainder of what Jon owes Kate. That total, $151,500 is the only thing Kate is looking for, according to the article. It stated, “’The only proof of money we received is $28,500 that was sent over a week ago,’ </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~3/U7-Fxcg4y_s/jon-needs-new-show-to-pay-back-kate.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Zoiks! Online)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6ScuEI7Zx4M/SuXVET8pb7I/AAAAAAAAA1M/yuzcSmtwDkU/s72-c/jon-gosselin-280407.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~4/U7-Fxcg4y_s" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://www.zoiksonline.com/2009/10/jon-needs-new-show-to-pay-back-kate.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5432936226913688161.post-8212500396792234384</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-30T12:19:23.670-05:00</atom:updated><title>“‘The Twilight Saga: New Moon’ – the mall tour."</title><atom:summary>By Bry SchulzBack in the day, Tiffany had a hit song called, “I think we’re alone now.” I wonder if she meant her and the cast of “New Moon.” A lot of the twi-hards aren't old enough to know WHO in the name of Robert Pattinson I'm referring to above. In the 80's, a pop star named Tiffany did mall tours. It’s kind of like what the cast of “New Moon” is about to do. No, I'm not making this up. </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ZoiksOnline-AMagazineOfHumorEntertainmentAndPopCulture/~3/HyS6ALJHwSw/twilight-saga-new-moon-mall-tour.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Zoiks! Online)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6ScuEI7Zx4M/SuW50k7soDI/AAAAAAAAA08/EXYXk9gRbT8/s72-c/twilight2.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">1</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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