Zag Talk

One Up

After a disastrous start, Pakis went on and routed the Kiwis in the opener. If only, this was the semi final of the Champions Trophy these two teams played a month ago. I wonder what’s going on in Younis Khan’s head right now. After dropping that dolly in the semi final that cost us the [...]

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One of the many reasons you should go for Xbox 360

Nokia & Iphone Dual Sim Clones

For some reason I am being bombarded by emails advertising Nokia’s Chinese clones. I don’t know whether the reason for this is because of my recent post about Nokia N900. However, looking at the prices has made me curious enough to check them out personally just to confirm whether the phones in these adverts are [...]

SMS and ROTI

2003 SMS Rs. 6.00 Roti Rs. 2.00 2004 SMS Rs. 5.00 Roti Rs. 2.50 2005 SMS Rs. 2.00 Roti Rs. 3.00 2008 SMS Rs. 0.23 Roti Rs. 5.00 2009 SMS Rs. 0.01 Roti Rs. 7.00 PAKISTAN ZINDABAD

The AXE effect

I just received this email. Funny as hell Unable to attract even a single girl, frustrated man sues Axe New Delhi. In what could prove to be a major marketing and legal embarrassment for Hindustan Unilever Limited (HUL), a 26-year-old man has filed a case against the FMCG company, which owns the Axe brand [...]

Gary Kirsten’s Other Dossier

After the failure of his first “dossier” Gary Kirsten has teamed up with Lalit Modi to come up with his “other dossier”. However it looks like things have backfired as it has improved Michael Hussey’s performance instead of the Indian top order

Miscommunication

These four classified ads appeared in a newspaper on four consecutive days. The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day’s mistake… ******MONDAY****** For sale - Vishanth has a sewing machine for sale. Phone 98407 16581 after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who lives with him cheap. ******TUESDAY****** Notice: We regret having erred in Vishanth’s [...]

The star of my fantasies………for now

I am not a mobile phone junkie. I don’t change my phones like I change clothes and my normal cycle per cell phone lasts anywhere over a year to two years. However, once a blue moon there comes a cell phone that makes me cum in my pants. Witness the latest one below, it’s supposed [...]

Headline of the day

“Butt caught between rock and hard place” Do they not read it before publishing these things???????????? Link

How to check illegal phone connections under your name

If you live in Karachi you must have heard at least one horror story of a friend/relative/acquaintance who got involved in unpleasant situation because his NIC copy was used to issue countless mobile phone connection without his knowledge or approval. The most famous (or infamous) one being a girl getting phone calls from a mobile [...]