I hope all is well. I wanted to follow-up with you regarding an opportunity to speak with Frank Kenney of Ipswitch File Transfer to discuss how a few seconds of non-diligence equals a career of regret for CIOs.

Frank will also be able to talk to you about how Ipswitch File Transfer is enabling businesses to meet and exceed regulatory compliance and implement sound security policies by safely and reliably moving data across the Internet.

Is this something that might interest you?

Best,

Patrick
On Sep 27, 2011, at 1:46 PM, Patrick Farrell wrote:

Hi Eric,

Recently, former Anonymous (responsible for WikiLeaks and HBGary Breach) hacker SparkyBlaze offered his top security tips for the enterprise. Ipswitch File Transfer believes that while some of the suggestions were fairly obvious, others were intuitive and absolutely on point.

For example SparkyBlaze makes the following points:

Teach your staff about information security

A recent Ipswitch survey shows that even the most stringent security professionals break protocol when it comes to the transfer and collaboration of information. And these folks have tons of acronyms behind their names!

There needs to be a general awareness around information security and data and a clear understanding of the security and risk issues associated with physical media, such as DVDs and memory sticks, and outside services, like Gmail, which allows employees to ‘easily’ send large files. This combination can be the best deterrent to data breaches.

Teach your staff about social engineering

Employees who use shareware or free cloud service are exposing sensitive information and risking an unintentional data breach. Employees who work from home, on a personal machine late at night or on an unapproved smart phone (at any hour) are the biggest targets for hackers and breaches. How many corporate iPhone users are there anyway?

Keep an eye on what information you are letting out into the public domain

In many cases, all information about major IT purchases and deployments by publically traded companies is public record. A move to incorporate MySQL databases, a content management system based on open source technology or even portal technologies can give a hacker everything they need to exploit your system.

Again, this is an issue of determining risk associated with information and mitigating that risk. Laying out your architecture and your infrastructure blueprints for the world to see may not be the best idea for your company…

Use good physical security. What good is all the [security] software if someone could just walk in and take your “secure” system?

Is that door of the mailroom locked? How hard is it to just pick up a backup tape or CD and slip it into a bag? For that matter, how hard is it to just walk into the office without proper credentials?

A simple, misplaced memory stick or an unsecured PC are potential recipes for disaster. There is never any excuse for leaving a terminal unsecured in a public or semipublic setting.

I’d like to offer you an opportunity to speak with Frank Kenney, Vice President, Global Strategy and Product Management at Ipswitch File Transfer to discuss how a few seconds of non-diligence equals a career of regret. Ipswitch File Transfer believes thats by enabling businesses to meet and exceed regulatory compliance and implement sound security policies by safely and reliably moving data across the Internet.

Is this something that might interest you?

Best,

Patrick
Patrick Farrell
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Patrick Farrell
Sniper Public Relations | Lowell, MA
D: 978.455.4600 | M: 603.661.0799
pfarrell@sniperpr.com | www.sniperpr.com
Twitter: @patrickjfarrell | @Sniper_PR

TONY HAYWARD: … we will not rest until we stop this well, mitigate the environmental impact of the spill and address economic claims in a responsible manner. No resource available to this company will be spared. We and the entire industry will learn from this terrible event and emerge from it stronger, smarter and safer.

HEARING CHAIR: We appreciate you being here. I’ll let young Miss Flora Mack, who is sitting in on this panel for Representative Waxman, start things off. Go ahead young lady.

FLORA MACK (to HAYWARD): You a funny man!

HAYWARD: Oh, no, no Madam. I assure you I take this tragedy very seriously.

MACK: Ver-wee sewious-wee! Ah-ploo! (Makes spitting sound, mimicking mild flatulence. Hayward’s brow visibly moistened with saliva.)

HAYWARD: Indeed. This is why we’ve committed to pay all legitimate claims related to the loss of livelihood or damage to property or the environment.

MACK: I’m Flora! I’m two! I’m a wittle girl!

HAYWARD: I can assure you, B.P. cares about even the smallest people. We aren’t one of those corporations driven solely by greed or profit. Everyone in our company is looking out for all the small people.

(Audible gasp in the room.)

MACK: I’m a big girl when I sit on the potty, though.

HAYWARD: I think I understand what you’re saying, and I agree that it is of the utmost importance that BP and the government of the United States continue to work tirelessly until this unfortunate situation is resolved. Then, perhaps, I can finally have my life back and together we can all get off the “pot” together, as it were. (long pause) Oh, I’m sorry, or were you talking about how we create value for our shareholders?

MACK: I saw a bird once. It was scary. It was black.

HAYWARD: BP is doing everything in our power to limit the environmental and ecosystem damage, working in concert with the government, the Coast Guard, NGOs, providing equipment to scrub oiled birds, whatever it takes. We will make this right, because as I said earlier, this accident has saddened me deeply and personally.

MACK: Why?

HAYWARD: Well, because it is such an unprecedented and unforeseen tragedy that could not have been prevented.

MACK: But, why?

HAYWARD: Well, because all safety measures were taken and everything was done properly and according to regulations and protocol. These things just happen, I’m afraid.

MACK: Why?

HAYWARD: You can never have a contingency plan for every scenario, we have thousands of wells like that one, but each with its own set of unique risks.

MACK: Why?

HAYWARD: With all due respect, my job is to create value for our shareholders. And we do this by finding a supply of oil to meet the demand. These days that supply isn’t as easy to find.

MACK: But, Why? Why? Why? WHHHHHYYYYY?

HAYWARD: Because we used up all the easy-to-get stuff years ago, and now all that’s left is in the earth’s crust or under places terrorists live.

MACK: Wh…

HAYWARD: (continuing) And, frankly, given the stricter regulations imposed by European nations on drilling in the North Sea, it makes much more sense to really hit it hard over here. Drill, baby, drill, right? Cowboys and Indians and Beverly Hillbillies over here, isn’t it? You people all ought to be thanking us, honestly. Even after spilling a little oil on your most unimpressive, white trash beaches, you’ll still pay half as much for a gallon as it would be in London. Why don’t you people ride a bike every now and then anyway? I feel like Kate Moss walking around Houston. You’re all huge. In fact, I misspoke – there aren’t any small people here for us to look out for.

MACK: You a poop-head.

HAYWARD: I get that a lot.

I WANT YOU to join the new proletariat, kids!

President Obama is set to address the schoolchildren of America in a webcast address today. The President’s address has been controversial, with talk radio and other honorable media outlets highlighting the White House’ hopes of using the speech for purposes of indoctrinating young Americans into a multicultural, birth-certificate-forging, militant-black-woman-loving Red Army for the 21st Century.

Conservative watchdogs have been spreading the word about the dangerous address through signs and placards held high by AK-47 toting mentally unstable men stationed outside town hall meetings.

A few highlights from today’s address causing the most concern among respectable meat-eating Middle American men (courtesy of the Michael Savage Show):

• “Be sure to finish all your homework, leaving plenty of time to recruit your fellow peers into powerful unions that will take your lives and time out of the hands of those fat-cat teachers.”
• “Parents pissing you off? Don’t worry, we’re working on a bill to make it easier to pull the plug on them, too!”
• “Work hard now, and be ready to work even harder to defend your hard work after your hard work pays off and you become President, because that’s when you’ll realize you’re really a fraud that’s ridden a gravy train of affirmative action for decades despite being a constitutional scholar and best orator of your generation. What can I say – life’s a bitch, kids!”

But, right now the city of Los Angeles is literally ablaze, over 20 thousand prisoners will soon be set free, the state is selling off old computers and office furniture to try and cover a multi billion-dollar deficit, schools are closing libraries, the kids won’t get new textbooks for years…

Granted we at the Wrecking Ball Report could not afford a California bureau so we aren’t there, we can’t feel the vibe or breath deeply and take in the smoggy cum smoky air. Thus we need some help; why are you not discussing a recall effort now? Or better yet why have you yet to storm the capitol and run off this round of leadership with bayonets?

From here it seems like you are closer to the brink of the apocalypse than any organized form of government has ever been and yet you let the big fella keep governing along. Perhaps the time for a policy wonk has passed, perhaps you can’t legislate your way out of this one, perhaps you feel the need for someone who has established that he is willing to run a few courses of equine steroids if that’s what it takes to stay on top, but really if that’s the kind of leadership you are looking for,  maybe you should swear off voting and send candidates to the coliseum. There’s one in town and USC only plays on Saturdays.

Burress’ action was not even a crime in several western states; he carried a concealed handgun into a saloon. The gun was discovered when it went off in his pants. Still the courts sentenced him to two years in prison. Almost surely because Burress was a member of the Super Bowl-winning New York Giants.

Meanwhile non Super Bowl winner Michael Vick received the slap on the wrist of 18 months in prison for running a dog fighting ring and personally killing low performing dogs. Also this year, Dante Stallworth (who did play in a Super Bowl but lost) killed a man in a drunk driving accident. He was sentenced to 30 days in jail.

“Just another example of a rich black man who won a Super Bowl taking one in the pooper,” Plaxico Burress said on his way to serve his prison term.

Protestors outside the New York courthouse ranted against the judicial system saying Burress has suffered enough (he did shoot himself in the leg).

Here’s a quick review of our greatest hits when it comes to our newest Supreme Court justice:

• If there’s one thing our Supreme Court is best known for, it’s the zingers! Trust me – Clarence Thomas has perfected the use of ‘that’s what she said.’

How do you think Justice Byron White got the nickname “Whizzer?” Apparently Chief Justice William Brennan had this great impression of the plaintiff in 1973′s Frontiero v. Richardson that made White piss his robe around the water cooler one day – Brennan greeted him as ‘Whizzer’ every day from then on! Those crazy kids!

But now that it looks like Sonia Sotomayor is on her way to confirmation by the Senate, get ready for some serious throw-downs! Here’s a preview of some of the daily banter we can expect between a newly seated Justice Sotomayor and her ideological opposite and trash-talking nemesis Antonin Scalia, as well as the rest of the gang on the daily lunchtime run to Quizno’s. Read more…

• A few months ago, when Sonia Sotomayor was first named as President Obama’s pick for next person to have their entire life’s record eviscerated, mocked, twisted and taken completely out of context for the sake of partisan gain and general time-wasting, we came up with a list of questions we knew were on the minds of the GOP members of Congress.

So here’s a list of things you can be sure will be right on the tips of many of their tongues during today’s hearing, and if Lindsay Graham gets riled up enough, he might just let one of these fly. I hear that when applied in just the right way, a titty twister will cause him to say exactly what’s on his mind…

Read more…

Thank God we have Glenn Beck to speak crazy to power. In this clip from his cocktail party with a pretty girl who used to be a lawyer and the weird dude with glasses that always hits on the pretty girl so he had to attend via satellite, Beck explains how when auto dealers log into a secure government site to report a ‘cash for clunkers’ deal, it gives the federal government permission to take everyone’s private property via imminent domain and give it to China. Socialism!

Oh yes, and the Cars Czar and all the other Czars are “evil people” – the people who authorized torture, indefinite detentions and spying on American citizens are cool, because like, it’s cool – we can trust them. But the people who want you to have a new car at a steep discount will swallow your soul.

Of course, I like Pretty Girl’s summation of the rote security agreement for the dealers’ (read: uh, NOT available to the general public) access to the CARS system:

Here you are trying to be a good citizen, and make a charitable contribution. And guess what – they are jumping right inside you…

That sounds kind of sexy…. But of course, you can never really disconnect because the fed is planting cookies and malware and chips in our brains via a hastily designed website. Oh by the way, this is one of our Fair and Balanced anchors speaking….

Huh?

Photoshop sure is cool, ain’t it? But what if such a powerful tool fell into the wrong hands? The hands of somebody with a knowledge of recent pop culture… someone who spends too much time listening to Sean Hannity… somebody with enough time on their hands to use photoshop to try and link their two passions in a totally nonsensical, but easily offensive way?  Dear god.  Then imagine if other people used photoshop to photoshop the already photoshopped Obama Joker poster into photos of real places in Atlanta!??!

Double Huh?

The Humanity! How will Newsbusters and HuffPo ever find the real truth? And what the fuck does that comic character played by that dead Australian dude have to do with Karl Marx? Are we stuck in some sort of Matrix of photoshop boredom? Maybe I should have gone with the Sarah Palin-as-Corky-from-Thirtysomething poster last year…. Why am I even writing about this…  Must feed beast….

Time to Make Some Lemonade, suckas!

Have you seen John Boehner’s sweet new ride?

So far the GOP represents the only new car buyer that’s been able to use a ‘cash for clunkers’ voucher to purchase a new Hummer.

The Grand Ol’ Par-taay opted to trade in Michael Steele, who got an EPA-estimated zero MPG both in the city and on the highway, as well as in the media and in the minds of anyone with one. That meant the Hummer’s 10 MPG rating made it a sufficient enough upgrade to be an eligible purchase under the wildly popular auto stimulus program.

Michael Steele was sent to an auto scrapyard where he will be crushed into a cube with 3,000 Ford Explorers and Harry Reid.

In a related story, Nancy Pelosi was seen driving a new Ford Escape around Washington, giving the finger in the general direction of the Senate.

How do you think Justice Byron White got the nickname “Whizzer?” Apparently Chief Justice William Brennan had this great impression of the plaintiff in 1973′s Frontiero v. Richardson that made White piss his robe around the water cooler one day – Brennan greeted him as ‘Whizzer’ every day from then on! Those crazy kids!

But now that it looks like Sonia Sotomayor is on her way to confirmation by the Senate, get ready for some serious throw-downs! Here’s a preview of some of the daily banter we can expect between a newly seated Justice Sotomayor and her ideological opposite and trash-talking nemesis Antonin Scalia, as well as the rest of the gang on the daily lunchtime run to Quizno’s.

Scalia – I call shotgun! Sonia, you can be sitting bitch, I mean, you can sit bitch.

Roberts – OH, damn son! That’s right – you jus’ got served girl!

Sotomayor – Is that the same shotgun you use to go hunting with your buddy Dicky C.?  Hey, that reminds me, doesn’t old white man’s face hunting season open tomorrow in Wyoming? Better get this order to go, boy!

Bader Ginsberg – WHOOMP! You go girl!

Scalia – That’s funny, I thought you were going to be taking my order – aren’t we heading to your second job where you work for extra cash to send back to Kingston or wherever?

Sotomayor – Old man – you are out your mind! You got your Ziggy Marley all mixed up with your J-Lo or somethin’ I don’t even know! Maybe you’d be better sticking with your own times, fool! Why don’t you go home and cuddle up with Aaron Burr’s bones and clean your musket, or however it is you do to masturbate these days.

Thomas – Oh no she did-n’t!

Kennedy – Oh yes she did – hell yes, hella yes So-So!

Bader Ginsberg: Yo Yo yo. Yo! – Everyone jus’ chill for a minute. Jus’ chil a-ight? Yo, Ant – what’s up bro, don’t cry dog. You know she’s jus’ playin’ playa!

Scalia (sniffling): I know – it’s not that…. It’s… It’s just… She’s right. I am old – and I just feel sorry for all the guys that are as old as me but don’t have the sweet moves that made it so easy for me to bang her mom all last night. It’s just like a big obligation to have to keep all those island mamas satisfied. It’s just so hard, you know…

Thomas – That’s what she said! Yea, Antonin, my brosef!

Sotomayor – Oh my god – I’m sooo out of here.

Scalia – Later, Wise Latina SoSoMyWhore – pick me up some Chipotle! Peace, bee-atch!