Charlie’s representative was quick to say, “Do not be mislead by appearance. Appearance and reality can be as different as night and day. It would benefit everyone not to jump to any conclusion.” And he may be somewhat right. It looks like Brooke is refusing to continue speaking to authorities which is leading to speculation she might have been exaggerating the incident due to her state of drunkenness. Chief Deputy District Attorney said to reporters, “It is not uncommon where a victim in the throes of an event says some things and thereafter the story seems to change,” “ I often file [criminal charges] against someone who falsely accuses someone,” the D.A. continued.

Well, someone may be in trouble.

With her big flabby ass sitting in first class apparently Ivana felt a sense of entitlement. On the plane were some children who started running up and down the aisles screaming. Well, Ivana must have forgotten she had kids herself (or perhaps the nannies dealt with these issues) and started not just screaming, but cursing in front of the little ones. When flight attendants tried calming her down she became even more irate, as all dumbasses with a sense of false self-entitlement behave.

Well, chalk one off to us little guys. The flight attendants called the authorities and the Palm Beach County Sheriffs got on the plane and threw her ass out. No word on whether or not she used the “do you know who I am” routine or threatened to sue, but we’d imagine crazy old rich ladies throw this nonsense out when they’ve been embarrassed in front of everyone.

This influenced Elin’s final decision, the friend said. Elin has hired Sorrell Trope a prestigious and well known divorce lawyer to ask for an estimated $600 million of Tiger’s wealth. She planned to spend Christmas alone with her kids. And Tiger is reportedly sailing to the Bahamas with his friends. But in reality, Tiger is shattered from inside and needs support from his family and friends. But it feels like Elin is not going to forgive and forget. He ruined her life, now she is fighting back.

They encountered another intense argument and the devastated Elin tore off the original pre-nuptial agreement. The papers released that Elin will get $20 million if she stick it out with Tiger for a minimum of 10 years. But because the marriage is on the brink of extinction within just five years, Elin would like to have a new agreement. It is said that Elin has been offered a few millions by Woods for the marriage to be saved but enraged Elin tore apart the contract papers. Daily Beast stated that reliable sources have revealed that Tiger is agreeing to pay $5 million in cold cash to Elin. Aside from that, the 29-year old Elin would get an additional $55 million if she spends another 2 years with Woods!

The richest sports man ever – Tiger Woods, has earned a total of £337million during these five years after marriage. Tiger along with his wife own a $2.6 million mansion in Florida, a $22 million yacht that measure up to 155-foot and another $39 million mansion on Jupiter Island. The disgrace world’s number one golfer is trying his best to keep his marriage under control. But the better half of the couple, Elin is not paying attention in him anymore and she is demanding half of Woods’ material goods and a full custody of their children. Only time can tell who will win in the last round.

You’d figure for a guy who makes his living off people going to his movies, he’d be much nicer to them right? Guess not. James “I’m too good for you” Cameron treated a fan worse than we treat trash as we throw it out. Recently a fan approached Cameron and asked for his autograph. All the fan wanted was for Cameron to sign an “Avatar” poster. Cameron refused and walked away. When the fan asked him again, A**hole Cameron went ballistic and screamed “I don’t owe you a fucking signature … just get out of my fucking personal space.” What a douche bag!!

But the fan stood his ground and yelled back, “I make $15-an-hour at work to go see your film and I’m an asshole?”

How do you answer that A**hole Cameron?

Man, how dumb do you have to be to understand that. And these are people who are running States? Yeah, no wonder we’re in trouble.

Red Curb alleges that Cage and his former accountant defrauded the company by disclosing his debt and the real value of his assets when they loaned him money. “[Our client] was assured that Cage had substantial assets consisting of high-end residential property, yachts, airplanes, antiques, custom automobiles, jewelry, furs … to assure repayment of the [loan]. [But] the values of Cage’s assets were grossly exaggerated” say Red Curb attorneys.
Yikes.

It seems that back when Kevin Federline was a little more in the picture, Britney and K-fed hooked up during the holidays two years ago. Back then some horizontal mambo was involved and a baby was conceived. According to sources Britney then fold Kevin about this and he promptly denied the allegation and accused her of being a hoey floozy and sleeping around. Then, a very sad Britney decided to have an abortion.
Sources close to Britney say that each Holiday season is tough for her because she remembers the incident. “I killed my baby!” she reportedly said during a recent emotional meltdown. And another source says of Britney, “Britney fights depression every Christmas season, but this Christmas been one of the worst for her,.“

Well, we do know one thing: overall she’s improved her life.

You might be aware by now that Jon’s plans didn’t work out as he wanted them to. TLC is beating him up in a lawsuit and not allowing him to earn any money from television. A judge granted his wife Kate a divorce and is making Jon pay money he doesn’t have in child support, he was also ordered to pay back $200 thousand he claims were “his” and he also owes money to his ex-girlfriend Haley Glassman. Dumb ass. It’s no wonder friends are worried about him. “Jon appears to be at the end of his rope. He feels that he has nothing left to live for. Jon feels betrayed by anyone he’s ever trusted. He’s drowning in a sea of debt, yet he blames everyone except himself for his problems. He rages on and on to anyone who will listen that the ‘leeches’ in his life have bled him dry’ said an insider to the National Enquirer.

Apparently Jon is really angry at TLC. “Jon says TLC is still preventing him from pursuing other high-paying offers as a ‘vendetta’ for pulling the plug on ‘Jon & Kate Plus 8.’ He claims they’re out to ruin him,” said a close source.

Yeah, well. We’re not exactly using tissues to wipe our eyes for this story. Dumbass Gosselin brought this all on himself for being a douche bag.

Vanessa Hudgens didn’t want to be, but she is now just another naked girl on the web. Some pictures she took of herself on a cell phone winded up on a couple of sites. What? How could that happen? So she went out and got some attorney to sue the website that posted them. Her lawsuit states, “The photos were obtained by unknown methods and posted on the internet by an unknown person without Hudgens’ knowledge or consent.”

Hmmm…here’s some news Vanessa: many people have seen your naked breastesses already. Suing the company who posted them isn’t going to stop the fact that we think you’re just another dumb bimbo who doesn’t “realize” naked pictures could ever, ever wind up on the web. What world do you live in Vanessa?

So anyway, as self-centered Katie exited and paparazzi and fans pounced, her dimwitted bodyguard went around threatening everyone with pepper spray. We would have let ourselves be sprayed then sued her stupid ass for being ridiculous. Attention seeking celebrities are the worst.