A combined feed for the latest Daily Wisdom and Infinite Monkey University comics. http://pipes.yahoo.com/pipes/pipe.info?_id=junuf0033hGlpNeBrLQIDg Fri, 24 May 2013 19:12:06 +0000 http://pipes.yahoo.com/pipes/ http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0/http://wisdomfortheday.comhttp://wisdomfortheday.com/images/logo.pngSubscribe with My Yahoo!Subscribe with NewsGatorSubscribe with My AOLSubscribe with BloglinesSubscribe with NetvibesSubscribe with GoogleSubscribe with PageflakesSubscribe with PlusmoSubscribe with The Free DictionarySubscribe with Bitty BrowserSubscribe with NewsAlloySubscribe with Live.comSubscribe with Excite MIXSubscribe with Yourminis.comSubscribe with Attensa for OutlookSubscribe with WebwagSubscribe with netomat HubSubscribe with Podcast ReadySubscribe with FlurrySubscribe with WikioSubscribe with Daily Rotation http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WisdomComics/~3/wREO58mqEnk/20110131 <img style="float:left;margin:0 10px 10px;" src="http://wisdomfortheday.com/images/tip/20.png" alt="Maybe if we try three eggs per basket. Or..." title="Maybe if we try three eggs per basket. Or..."/><p>I'm hoping this marks the start of semi-regular updates again. Only time will tell. My head is full of absurd ideas lately, so that's a good sign. Currently, my goal is twice a week for Daily Wisdom and once a week for IMU.</p><p style="clear:both;"></p><p><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://wisdomfortheday.com/comic/20110131">View this comic on the website.</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/WisdomComics/~4/wREO58mqEnk" height="1" width="1"/> http://wisdomfortheday.com/comic/20110131 Mon, 31 Jan 2011 06:00:00 +0000 Tip http://wisdomfortheday.com/comic/20110131 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WisdomComics/~3/_6xIzfqYhyY/20110126 <img style="float:left;margin:0 10px 10px;" src="http://wisdomfortheday.com/images/thought/9.png" alt="&quot;I don't have to watch where I'm going. They'll get out of my way.&quot;" title="&quot;I don't have to watch where I'm going. They'll get out of my way.&quot;"/><p>Seriously, I have lost count of the number of times I have had to dodge cars to avoid them hitting me in that parking lot. It's ridiculous. A few months ago, there were three separate incidents during the same trip. At least half of them are caused by talking on the phone.</p> <p>I think this is also a reason to push for development of <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://wisdomfortheday.com/comic/20090608">the Non Sequitur</a>.</p><p style="clear:both;"></p><p><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://wisdomfortheday.com/comic/20110126">View this comic on the website.</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/WisdomComics/~4/_6xIzfqYhyY" height="1" width="1"/> http://wisdomfortheday.com/comic/20110126 Wed, 26 Jan 2011 06:00:00 +0000 Thought http://wisdomfortheday.com/comic/20110126 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WisdomComics/~3/OpC9jPEWLjU/20110124 <img style="float:left;margin:0 10px 10px;" src="http://wisdomfortheday.com/images/thought/44.png" alt="Your Mucinex can't save you now!" title="Your Mucinex can't save you now!"/><p>I have some severe allergy issues, but the last two weeks have been ridiculous. I'll be nice and not go into detail.</p><p style="clear:both;"></p><p><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://wisdomfortheday.com/comic/20110124">View this comic on the website.</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/WisdomComics/~4/OpC9jPEWLjU" height="1" width="1"/> http://wisdomfortheday.com/comic/20110124 Mon, 24 Jan 2011 06:00:00 +0000 Thought http://wisdomfortheday.com/comic/20110124 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WisdomComics/~3/rM7xXCLC0BY/012 <p><img src="http://wisdomfortheday.com/images/imu/012TheObviousRevealed.png" alt="Mmmm... Nectar of the gods..." title="Mmmm... Nectar of the gods..."/></p><p><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://wisdomfortheday.com/imu/strip/012">View this strip on the website.</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/WisdomComics/~4/rM7xXCLC0BY" height="1" width="1"/> http://wisdomfortheday.com/imu/strip/012 Tue, 18 Jan 2011 06:00:00 +0000 IMU http://wisdomfortheday.com/imu/strip/012 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WisdomComics/~3/5h1_LaRGgW0/20110117 <img style="float:left;margin:0 10px 10px;" src="http://wisdomfortheday.com/images/tip/47.png" alt="Once they'd tasted the flesh of humans, it was all over." title="Once they'd tasted the flesh of humans, it was all over."/><p>Something is seriously wrong with my brain today.</p> <p>And here is <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://wisdomfortheday.com/extra/doodles-01-17-2001">a series of doodles that led to this particular madness</a>.</p> <p style="clear:both;"></p><p><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://wisdomfortheday.com/comic/20110117">View this comic on the website.</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/WisdomComics/~4/5h1_LaRGgW0" height="1" width="1"/> http://wisdomfortheday.com/comic/20110117 Mon, 17 Jan 2011 06:00:00 +0000 Tip http://wisdomfortheday.com/comic/20110117 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WisdomComics/~3/EO8yMKBzzmQ/011 <p><img src="http://wisdomfortheday.com/images/imu/011BadJokesandLanguage.png" alt="Rhinophant would also be correct, but not as punny." title="Rhinophant would also be correct, but not as punny."/></p><h1>Notes:</h1>The first time I heard this joke was on a kids' show five or ten years ago. I did a bit of a double take and then thought about how my mother would've slapped me for telling it at the age the show was targeted at.<p><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://wisdomfortheday.com/imu/strip/011">View this strip on the website.</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/WisdomComics/~4/EO8yMKBzzmQ" height="1" width="1"/> http://wisdomfortheday.com/imu/strip/011 Sun, 16 Jan 2011 06:00:00 +0000 IMU http://wisdomfortheday.com/imu/strip/011 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WisdomComics/~3/WBtc6ljqYi0/20100521 <img style="float:left;margin:0 10px 10px;" src="http://wisdomfortheday.com/images/tip/62.png" alt="I also heard that my neighbors were having a sale on donuts." title="I also heard that my neighbors were having a sale on donuts."/><p>According to Windows, I drew this in August of last year. I'm not sure how or why I never posted it.</p> <p>On a completely unrelated note...</p> <p>Based on empirical evidence, the <em>Sound of Music</em> is wrong. Thinking about my favorite things has helped with neither dog bites nor <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://wisdomfortheday.com/comic/20070917">bee stings</a>.</p><p style="clear:both;"></p><p><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://wisdomfortheday.com/comic/20100521">View this comic on the website.</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/WisdomComics/~4/WBtc6ljqYi0" height="1" width="1"/> http://wisdomfortheday.com/comic/20100521 Fri, 21 May 2010 05:00:00 +0000 Tip http://wisdomfortheday.com/comic/20100521 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WisdomComics/~3/KU4llyREJ8k/20091217 <img style="float:left;margin:0 10px 10px;" src="http://wisdomfortheday.com/images/tip/92.png" alt="...or a least a good coating of lacquer." title="...or a least a good coating of lacquer."/><p>This seemed appropriate for today. <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://weather.msn.com">MSN Weather</a> has been lying to me for the last 24 hours. It seems to think the temperature outside has been a constant 52 degrees outside. For awhile, I thought it was just the weather gadget on my desktop, but this morning, when it was about 34 degrees outside, I checked their website and it said the same.</p> <p>Perhaps my "New Year's Resolution" should be to start posting these again regularly. We'll see.</p><p style="clear:both;"></p><p><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://wisdomfortheday.com/comic/20091217">View this comic on the website.</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/WisdomComics/~4/KU4llyREJ8k" height="1" width="1"/> http://wisdomfortheday.com/comic/20091217 Thu, 17 Dec 2009 06:00:00 +0000 Tip http://wisdomfortheday.com/comic/20091217 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WisdomComics/~3/3vSmvZCqgsg/20090817 <img style="float:left;margin:0 10px 10px;" src="http://wisdomfortheday.com/images/tip/11.png" alt="I'm sure he could stitch up something you'll like." title="I'm sure he could stitch up something you'll like."/><p>This all started from a conversation yesterday about the difficulty of making friends as you get older. It also stems from "New Friends" being on my shopping list for the last year.</p> <p>Quinton posits that the difficulty of making friends can be expressed mathematically as</p> <p><img align="center" alt="Friend equation."/></p> <p>Where <em>a</em> is your age in years.</p> <p>Personally, I think the whole thing is moot if you can enlist the help of a mad scientist.</p><p style="clear:both;"></p><p><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://wisdomfortheday.com/comic/20090817">View this comic on the website.</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/WisdomComics/~4/3vSmvZCqgsg" height="1" width="1"/> http://wisdomfortheday.com/comic/20090817 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 05:00:00 +0000 Tip http://wisdomfortheday.com/comic/20090817 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WisdomComics/~3/zIQj_f8K8dA/20090612 <img style="float:left;margin:0 10px 10px;" src="http://wisdomfortheday.com/images/thought/18.png" alt="I think he just wanted to pee on the walls." title="I think he just wanted to pee on the walls."/><p>I wish I could blame sleep deprivation for this one, but I can't. The only thing I knew for sure is that <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093779/">the Princess Bride</a> is awesome.</p><p style="clear:both;"></p><p><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://wisdomfortheday.com/comic/20090612">View this comic on the website.</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/WisdomComics/~4/zIQj_f8K8dA" height="1" width="1"/> http://wisdomfortheday.com/comic/20090612 Fri, 12 Jun 2009 05:00:00 +0000 Thought http://wisdomfortheday.com/comic/20090612