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         <title>So much depends on the weather...</title>
         <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WisdomComics/~3/KU4llyREJ8k/20091217</link>
         <description>&lt;img style="float:left;margin:0 10px 10px;" src="http://wisdomfortheday.com/images/tip/92.png" alt="...or a least a good coating of lacquer." title="...or a least a good coating of lacquer."/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This seemed appropriate for today. &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://weather.msn.com"&gt;MSN Weather&lt;/a&gt; has been lying to me for the last 24 hours. It seems to think the temperature outside has been a constant 52 degrees outside. For awhile, I thought it was just the weather gadget on my desktop, but this morning, when it was about 34 degrees outside, I checked their website and it said the same.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Perhaps my "New Year's Resolution" should be to start posting these again regularly. We'll see.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://wisdomfortheday.com/comic/20091217"&gt;View this comic on the webiste.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/WisdomComics/~4/KU4llyREJ8k" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
         <category>Tip</category>
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         <title>Making friends using unconventional means.</title>
         <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WisdomComics/~3/3vSmvZCqgsg/20090817</link>
         <description>&lt;img style="float:left;margin:0 10px 10px;" src="http://wisdomfortheday.com/images/tip/11.png" alt="I'm sure he could stitch up something you'll like." title="I'm sure he could stitch up something you'll like."/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This all started from a conversation yesterday about the difficulty of making friends as you get older. It also stems from "New Friends" being on my shopping list for the last year.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Quinton posits that the difficulty of making friends can be expressed mathematically as&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img align="center" alt="Friend equation."/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Where &lt;em&gt;a&lt;/em&gt; is your age in years.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Personally, I think the whole thing is moot if you can enlist the help of a mad scientist.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://wisdomfortheday.com/comic/20090817"&gt;View this comic on the webiste.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/WisdomComics/~4/3vSmvZCqgsg" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
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         <pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 22:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
         <category>Tip</category>
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         <title>It'd take a miracle.</title>
         <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WisdomComics/~3/zIQj_f8K8dA/20090612</link>
         <description>&lt;img style="float:left;margin:0 10px 10px;" src="http://wisdomfortheday.com/images/thought/18.png" alt="I think he just wanted to pee on the walls." title="I think he just wanted to pee on the walls."/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I wish I could blame sleep deprivation for this one, but I can't. The only thing I knew for sure is that &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093779/"&gt;the Princess Bride&lt;/a&gt; is awesome.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://wisdomfortheday.com/comic/20090612"&gt;View this comic on the webiste.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/WisdomComics/~4/zIQj_f8K8dA" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 22:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
         <category>Thought</category>
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         <title>How Not To Stalk Someone</title>
         <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WisdomComics/~3/9BqYMKwsm_s/20090610</link>
         <description>&lt;img style="float:left;margin:0 10px 10px;" src="http://wisdomfortheday.com/images/tip/4.png" alt="This might work properly if you were psychic. But I can't really think of any other way." title="This might work properly if you were psychic. But I can't really think of any other way."/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Today's comic is slightly late. Not because it wasn't finished, but because my internet access was intermittent at best. &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.wisdomfortheday.com/comic/20070810"&gt;Better Nate than lever&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;.
&lt;p&gt;I accused someone of stalking me once for driving down my street in front of me. In her defense, she didn't even know it was my street at the time or that I was behind her.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://wisdomfortheday.com/comic/20090610"&gt;View this comic on the webiste.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/WisdomComics/~4/9BqYMKwsm_s" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
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         <pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 22:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
         <category>Tip</category>
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         <title>The Rise and Fall of the Spanish Club</title>
         <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WisdomComics/~3/P3GxdfRBmmM/010</link>
         <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://wisdomfortheday.com/images/imu/010TheRiseandFalloftheSpanishClub.png" alt="Y tu Jorge?" title="Y tu Jorge?"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h1&gt;Notes:&lt;/h1&gt;Based on an actual conversation I had this weekend.&lt;p&gt;&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://wisdomfortheday.com/imu/strip/010"&gt;View this strip on the webiste.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/WisdomComics/~4/P3GxdfRBmmM" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 22:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
         <category>IMU</category>
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         <title>Proverb Monkey</title>
         <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WisdomComics/~3/0A6Xlyms458/20090609</link>
         <description>&lt;img style="float:left;margin:0 10px 10px;" src="http://wisdomfortheday.com/images/monkey/6.png" alt="Also stay out of enclosed spaces with him." title="Also stay out of enclosed spaces with him."/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Proverb Monkey has some gas issues. He suffers from &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/irritable-bowel-syndrome/DS00106"&gt;IBS&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He often speaks in proverbs or zen kōans. He also &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://wisdomfortheday.com/imu/strip/008"&gt;sells advice&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is the last of the Monkey for Day series.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://wisdomfortheday.com/comic/20090609"&gt;View this comic on the webiste.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/WisdomComics/~4/0A6Xlyms458" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 22:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
         <category>Monkey</category>
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         <title>Crawling through the window is old fashioned.</title>
         <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WisdomComics/~3/6aymMfrTkOs/20090608</link>
         <description>&lt;img style="float:left;margin:0 10px 10px;" src="http://wisdomfortheday.com/images/thought/58.png" alt="It also takes stalking to new levels." title="It also takes stalking to new levels."/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I guess Rapunzel can get a haircut now.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I know &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.lukesurl.com/archives/695"&gt;the background is reused&lt;/a&gt;, but I figured since it wasn't actually used in a Daily Wisdom comic, no one would mind.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://wisdomfortheday.com/comic/20090608"&gt;View this comic on the webiste.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/WisdomComics/~4/6aymMfrTkOs" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
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         <pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 22:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
         <category>Thought</category>
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         <title>It mentioned swiss cheese and rye too.</title>
         <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WisdomComics/~3/0GiKqsn0280/20090605</link>
         <description>&lt;img style="float:left;margin:0 10px 10px;" src="http://wisdomfortheday.com/images/annoying habit/11.png" alt="It also said you should make it for me." title="It also said you should make it for me."/&gt;&lt;p&gt;When all else fails, steal ideas from someone that doesn't mind.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://wisdomfortheday.com/comic/20090605"&gt;View this comic on the webiste.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/WisdomComics/~4/0GiKqsn0280" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 22:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
         <category>Annoying habit</category>
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         <title>Another stolen idea.</title>
         <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WisdomComics/~3/TP77nyI2UpI/20090603</link>
         <description>&lt;img style="float:left;margin:0 10px 10px;" src="http://wisdomfortheday.com/images/annoying habit/12.png" alt="The simplest solution to this problem involves a sledgehammer, but has some legal implications." title="The simplest solution to this problem involves a sledgehammer, but has some legal implications."/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I have no idea what the original story behind this was, but it probably doesn't matter in the long run.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I stole the idea from &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.mandoron.com"&gt;my brother&lt;/a&gt;. I thought about telling him I'd done it before hand, but I've decided against it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://wisdomfortheday.com/comic/20090603"&gt;View this comic on the webiste.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/WisdomComics/~4/TP77nyI2UpI" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
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         <pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 22:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
         <category>Annoying habit</category>
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         <title>PH Monkey</title>
         <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WisdomComics/~3/29u8DD9hNRU/20090602</link>
         <description>&lt;img style="float:left;margin:0 10px 10px;" src="http://wisdomfortheday.com/images/monkey/5.png" alt="If you don't get the reference, I'm not going to tell you this was my homage to Scott Adams." title="If you don't get the reference, I'm not going to tell you this was my homage to Scott Adams."/&gt;&lt;p&gt;PH Monkey was a tenured professor of typing at IMU. Most recently, he was made Dean of the College of Liberal Arts.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Poor Sad Sack Monkey has to work for him.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://wisdomfortheday.com/comic/20090602"&gt;View this comic on the webiste.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/WisdomComics/~4/29u8DD9hNRU" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 22:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
         <category>Monkey</category>
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