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         <title>#ALDUB: IT’S SHOWTIME!</title>
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         <description>On Facebook, Showtime host Vice Ganda thanked Showtime fans for their “REAL and ORGANIC tweets,”&lt;img alt=&quot;&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;https://pixel.wp.com/b.gif?host=professionalheckler.wordpress.com&amp;#038;blog=999719&amp;#038;post=19617&amp;#038;subd=professionalheckler&amp;#038;ref=&amp;#038;feed=1&quot; width=&quot;1&quot; height=&quot;1&quot;/&gt;</description>
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<span style="color:#0000ff;"><strong>IN AN APPARENT ATTEMPT</strong></span> to quell the popularity of Eat Bulaga’s #AlDub love team, <strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.pep.ph/guide/tv/20592/how-did-aldub-second-date-aldubebforlove-and-showtimekapamilyaday-fare-in-ratings-game">ABS-CBN’s constellation of stars</a></strong> showed up on ‘Showtime’ for its sixth anniversary celebration at the historic Araneta Coliseum last Saturday. And the viewing public has spoken. According to AGB Nielsen, Eat Bulaga got 37.2 percent nationwide while Showtime got 17.4 percent. In Mega Manila, Eat Bulaga got 45.7 percent while Vice Ganda’s Showtime got 11.4 percent. These numbers thrilled #AlDub supporters, Eat Bulaga loyalists, and Nancy Binay.</p>
<p>Based on both AGB and Kantar research, Eat Bulaga clobbered Showtime in the ratings game. There’s no truth to rumors though that <strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.pep.ph/news/57728/gma-network-files-new-ntc-complaint-vs-skycable-due-to-signal-loss-during-eat-bulaga">Sky Cable has apologized</a></strong> to ABS-CBN for not doing well enough.</p>
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When sought for comfort, President Aquino allegedly told his good friend Vice Ganda, “Buhay ka pa naman ‘di ba?”</p>
<p>On Twitter, the hashtag #AlDubEBforLove <strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://entertainment.inquirer.net/179662/aldubs-second-saturdate-draws-25-million-tweets">generated 25.6 million tweets</a></strong> while #ShowtimeKapamilyaDay got 6.33 million. The good news for Showtime is “it’s not fatal.”</p>
<p>On Facebook, Showtime host Vice Ganda thanked Showtime fans for their “REAL and ORGANIC tweets” &#8211; subtly insinuating that #ADubEBforLove tweets were not. In other news, a new character will replace Miss Pastillas on Showtime. It’s Mr. Ampalaya.</p>
<p>In the battle of hashtags: #AlDubEBforLove generated 25.6 million tweets while #ShowtimeKapamilyaDay got 6.33 million. The next day Vice Ganda thanked Showtime fanatics for their <strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.pep.ph/news/58000/vice-ganda-claims-633m-tweets-for-showtimekapamilyaday-are-real-and-organic">“REAL and ORGANIC tweets”</a></strong> – reminding the public that it’s election season once again. Nobody loses, just cheated.</p>
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After Showtime&#8217;s anniversary special, ABS-CBN released a video and photos of Vice Ganda kissing co-host, Karylle on stage. The struggle is real.</p>
<p><span style="color:#0000ff;"><strong>IN OTHER NEWS…</strong></span><br />
According to the latest Pulse Asia survey, the top concern of 47 percent of Filipinos were <strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.philstar.com/headlines/2015/09/28/1504878/pulse-filipinos-most-concerned-about-economic-related-issues">economic-related issues.</a></strong> Those Filipinos were probably lying because it’s really AlDub.</p>
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<span style="color:#0000ff;"><strong>Poe On Top</strong></span><br />
The results of the <strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/focus/09/28/15/pulse-asia-poll-duterte-now-serious-contender">latest Pulse Asia pre-election survey</a></strong> are out. Grace Poe leads the pack with 26 percent. Trailing her are Mar Roxas, 20 percent; Vice President Binay, 19 percent, and Mayor Rodrigo Duterte, 16 percent. By region, Poe takes Luzon; Roxas takes Visayas, and Duterte takes Mindanao. Binay takes offense.</p>
<p><strong><span style="color:#0000ff;">Yes to Pork</span> </strong><br />
On Monday, <strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.rappler.com/nation/politics/elections/2016/107381-binay-new-form-pork-barrel-congress">Mar Roxas and Jojo Binay</a></strong> addressed a group of politicians allied with former president Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo. Mar Roxas vowed to continue the reforms started by President Aquino. The politicians applauded. Vice President Binay said he wanted a new form of pork barrel for congressmen. The politicians gave him a standing ovation.</p>
<p><span style="color:#0000ff;"><strong>Isko Resigns</strong></span><br />
Vice Mayor Isko Moreno has reportedly resigned as <strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://sg.news.yahoo.com/isko-resigns-manila-traffic-czar-000000176.html">Manila’s traffic czar.</a></strong> The news came as a shock to Manila residents who asked, “May traffic czar ang Manila?!?”<br />
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<strong>“Never be bitter, become better.”</strong><br />
~Johnnie Dent Jr.</p>
<p><span style="color:#0000ff;"><strong>Sound Bites</strong></span><br />
“Okay lang sa akin ang kababawan, pero hanggang doon na lamang ba tayo? #NagtatanongLangPo.”<br />
<strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://entertainment.inquirer.net/179683/lea-salonga-draws-flak-from-aldub-fans-over-shallowness-tweet">~Lea Salonga, 9.26.2015/Twitter</a></strong></p>
<p><span style="color:#800000;"><strong>Chill!</strong></span></p>
<p>I am on Twitter: <strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/#!/HecklerForever">@HecklerForever.</a></strong></p>
<p><em>[Photos: Ratings, Vice Ganda and Karylle: PEP; Poe, Roxas, Binay: Inquirer.net]</em></p><br />  <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gocomments/professionalheckler.wordpress.com/19617/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/comments/professionalheckler.wordpress.com/19617/"/></a> <img alt="" border="0" src="https://pixel.wp.com/b.gif?host=professionalheckler.wordpress.com&#038;blog=999719&#038;post=19617&#038;subd=professionalheckler&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1"/>]]></content:encoded>
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         <title>ALDEN, BINAY, POLITICS, AND OTHER STORIES</title>
         <link>https://professionalheckler.wordpress.com/2015/09/25/alden-binay-politics-and-other-stories/</link>
         <description>Binay Biopic Vice President Binay was quoted to have said that he wanted popular teenage heartthrob Alden Richards to portray him in a biopic. Binay has made the perfect choice because Alden does the best and the most shriek-worthy ‘nakaw na tingin’ and ‘nakaw na sandali’ acting. Vice President Binay wants Alden Richards to portray [&amp;#8230;]&lt;img alt=&quot;&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;https://pixel.wp.com/b.gif?host=professionalheckler.wordpress.com&amp;#038;blog=999719&amp;#038;post=19597&amp;#038;subd=professionalheckler&amp;#038;ref=&amp;#038;feed=1&quot; width=&quot;1&quot; height=&quot;1&quot;/&gt;</description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2015 00:55:35 +0000</pubDate>
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<p><span style="color:#0000ff;"><strong>Binay Biopic</strong></span><br />
Vice President Binay was quoted to have said that he wanted popular teenage heartthrob Alden Richards <strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/story/537917/showbiz/vp-binay-wants-alden-richards-to-portray-him-in-a-biopic">to portray him in a biopic.</a></strong> Binay has made the perfect choice because Alden does the best and the most shriek-worthy ‘nakaw na tingin’ and ‘nakaw na sandali’ acting.</p>
<p>Vice President Binay wants Alden Richards to portray him in a biopic. The project will be a big challenge for Alden, and an even bigger challenge for his make-up artist.</p>
<p>A Binay biopic will have a very simple plot: from rags to suspicious riches.</p>
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<span style="color:#0000ff;"><strong>Binay Ad</strong></span><br />
The latest <strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.rappler.com/technology/social-media/106816-binay-tv-ad-twitter-reactions">political ad of Vice President Binay</a></strong> has started airing on TV. In the video, Binay played the victim card and was very emotional. His acting was so good, the TV ad almost edged out <strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://entertainment.inquirer.net/179262/heneral-luna-invades-the-oscars">‘Heneral Luna’</a></strong> for the right to represent the country in the 2016 Oscars.</p>
<p>Vice President Binay&#8217;s latest TV ad received mixed reviews from netizens. Some hated it while others really really hated it.</p>
<p><span style="color:#0000ff;"><strong>Heneral Luna</strong></span><br />
Reports say some people who watched the historical biopic ‘Heneral Luna’ wondered why the Apolinario Mabini character <strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/lifestyle/09/24/15/why-was-mabini-not-standing-history-professors-react">was never seen standing.</a></strong> They asked, “Why was he always seated?” The answer to that is, “Why are you such idiots?”</p>
<p><span style="color:#0000ff;"><strong>Jaworski’s Son</strong></span><br />
For the nth time, former senator Robert Jaworski’s son, Ryan had a brush with the law. Ryan, <strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.philstar.com/headlines/2015/09/19/1501900/jaworski-son-wounded-police-bust-makati">who is suspected of being involved in gunrunning,</a></strong> sustained a gunshot wound when he and a friend reportedly exchanged fire with police operatives in Makati City last weekend. The latest: Ryan insists he is just a victim, and is innocent of the charges. This guy can be the next vice president.</p>
<p><span style="color:#0000ff;"><strong>Accomplishments</strong></span><br />
President Aquino says Vice President Binay <strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.philstar.com/headlines/2015/09/24/1503332/binay-has-yet-show-proof-accomplishments-housing-sector">has yet to show proof</a></strong> of his “accomplishments” in the housing sector. Challenged, Binay showed the President photos of <strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/story/516930/news/nation/look-opisina-ni-makati-mayor-junjun-binay-ipinakita-sa-bawal-ang-pasaway">Mayor Junjun’s private room</a></strong> in Makati City Hall.</p>
<p><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://professionalheckler.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/1reyes.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-19601" src="https://professionalheckler.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/1reyes.jpg?w=510" alt="1Reyes"/></a><span style="color:#0000ff;"><strong>Reyes Brothers</strong></span><br />
Former Palawan governor Joel Reyes and his brother, former Coron town mayor Mario Reyes who are primary suspects in the murder of broadcaster/environmentalist Gerry Ortega in 2011 <strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/story/537867/news/nation/senators-hope-arrest-of-reyes-brothers-would-allow-justice-for-slain-dr-ortega">were arrested in Phuket, Thailand</a></strong> the other day. They were deported back to Manila on Friday, September 25. Local authorities were so ready for them. They prepared warrants of arrest, detention cells, and wheelchairs.</p>
<p>The brothers’ lawyer says Joel and Mario Reyes who have been in hiding since 2012 were <strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/725224/reyes-brothers-taken-to-camp-crame-after-arrival-from-bangkok">“not arrested” but “surrendered”</a></strong> in Thailand. Which begs the question, “Who the hell are you kidding?”</p>
<p><span style="color:#0000ff;"><strong>Latest Survey</strong></span><br />
According to the latest <strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/725100/grace-poe-tops-pulse-asia-survey-anew">Pulse Asia survey,</a></strong> Sen. Grace Poe is the most preferred candidate for president. Poe got 27 percent; Binay, 21 percent, and Roxas, 18 percent. Davao City Mayor Rodrigo Duterte who has officially dropped out of the race got 15 percent. We need more people like Duterte. People who know why they should drop out of the race for president.</p>
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<span style="color:#0000ff;"><strong>Sheryl and Grace</strong></span><br />
Actress Sheryl Cruz believes her first cousin Sen. Grace Poe is <strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://entertainment.inquirer.net/179271/sheryl-cruz-firm-on-stand-vs-grace-poe-candidacy">not ready to become president</a></strong> yet saying “popularity cannot be translated into capability.” In case you’re not familiar with Sheryl, she was a member of &#8216;Triplets,&#8217; <em><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/That's_Entertainment_%28TV_series%29"><strong>That’s Entertainment</strong></a></em>’s Wednesday group, and just recently, the Liberal Party.</p>
<p>Sheryl Cruz insists that Sen. Grace Poe is not prepared to lead the country. With a cousin like that, who needs Toby Tiangco or Egay Erice?</p>
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<span style="color:#0000ff;"><strong>Facebook</strong></span><br />
Mark Zuckerberg confirms Facebook is <strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-34264624">working on a ‘Dislike’ button.</a></strong> As early as now, Facebook users are expressing dislike for it.</p>
<p><strong>Top 10 Buttons Facebook (Philippines) Should Consider Adding to the Site</strong></p>
<p><strong>10:</strong> Thank You </p>
<p><strong>9:</strong> Seriously?!?</p>
<p><strong>8:</strong> Inggit much.</p>
<p><strong>7:</strong> Shut up!</p>
<p><strong>6:</strong> Epal Alert</p>
<p><strong>5:</strong> And this should be news because…</p>
<p><strong>4:</strong> Echosera!</p>
<p><strong>3:</strong> Mag-Tagalog ka na lang.</p>
<p><strong>2:</strong> Who cares?</p>
<p><strong>And the No. 1 button Facebook should seriously consider adding to the site…</strong></p>
<p>Buhay ka pa naman ‘di ba?<br />
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~Simone Elkeles, <em>Perfect Chemistry</em></p>
<p><span style="color:#0000ff;"><strong>Sound Bites</strong></span><br />
&#8220;I thank Sheryl for her opinion and concern for us. As a family, we will continue to give her the love and respect she deserves.”<br />
<strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/nation/09/23/15/grace-poe-sheryl-cruz-we-will-give-her-love">~Sen. Grace Poe</a></strong></p>
<p><span style="color:#0000ff;"><strong>Have a great weekend!</strong></span></p>
<p>I am on Twitter: <strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/#!/HecklerForever">@HecklerForever.</a></strong></p>
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         <title>POE FRANCIS</title>
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         <description>A day after Grace Poe announced her bid for the presidency at the UP Bahay ng Alumni, Sen. Francis Escudero “accepted” Poe’s challenge to be her running mate. &lt;img alt=&quot;&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;https://pixel.wp.com/b.gif?host=professionalheckler.wordpress.com&amp;#038;blog=999719&amp;#038;post=19588&amp;#038;subd=professionalheckler&amp;#038;ref=&amp;#038;feed=1&quot; width=&quot;1&quot; height=&quot;1&quot;/&gt;</description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2015 00:53:21 +0000</pubDate>
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<span style="color:#0000ff;"><strong>LAST SEPTEMBER 16,</strong> </span>Sen. Grace Poe officially declared her intention <strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/722639/full-text-grace-poes-declaration-of-2016-presidential-bid">to run for president of the Philippines.</a></strong> It was an important declaration decided with the help of family, friends, and surveys.</p>
<p>In 2009, President Aquino was the most popular candidate. Today, at least according to the most recent surveys, it’s Grace Poe. Apparently, survey respondents wanted someone who is new, fresh, and with a popular dead parent.</p>
<p>In making her decision to run for president of the Republic of the Philippines, Grace Poe said, “I wanted to continue what my father, FPJ had started.” Specifically, these are:<br />
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<p>Sen. Grace Poe is running for president. She thus joined a long list of women who had said “no” to President Aquino.</p>
<p>A day after Grace Poe announced her bid for the presidency at the UP Bahay ng Alumni, Sen. Francis Escudero <strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.rappler.com/nation/politics/elections/2016/106174-chiz-escudero-declaration-vice-president">“accepted” Poe’s challenge</a></strong> to be her running mate. Chiz made the declaration at Club Filipino. Originally, Grace Poe wanted to make her announcement also at Club Filipino but club members said, “This is Club Filipino. We repeat, ‘Filipino.’”</p>
<p>Grace Poe has officially declared her bid for the presidency. In her speech though, she didn’t identify her party. Rumors say she is still torn between two<strong>:</strong> Republican and Democratic.</p>
<p>Sen. Grace Poe has officially declared her intention to run for president. Going super full blast soon: TV ads, on-ground campaign, and <strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.mb.com.ph/liberal-party-leaders-chide-sen-poe-for-copying-aquinos-programs/">Edgar Erice’s</a></strong> attacks on her.</p>
<p>Enumerating her goals, the first-term senator acknowledged that “traffic situation takes away not just our precious time, it tests our patience.” <strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/blogs/opinions/08/28/15/grace-poe-and-inc">Which begs the question,</a></strong> why did you support the INC protests on EDSA?</p>
<p>Sen. Grace Poe also vowed to “hold the corrupt accountable, <strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/722639/full-text-grace-poes-declaration-of-2016-presidential-bid">whether they be friend or foe.&#8221;</a></strong> In totally unrelated news, Jinggoy and Bong are now reportedly campaigning hard for Jejomar Binay.</p>
<p>Former Zamboanga del Norte <strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/story/71726/news/the-conviction-of-romeo-jalosjos">Representative Romeo Jalosjos,</a></strong> a convicted child rapist, was present at the UP Bahay ng Alumni last Wednesday to support Grace Poe. Nothing much has changed. Jalosjos like &#8217;em young and fresh.<br />
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<strong>“People with ambition don&#8217;t give a damn what other people think of them.”</strong><br />
~Diane Setterfield</p>
<p><span style="color:#0000ff;"><strong>Sound Bites</strong></span><br />
<strong>Binay:</strong> Ituro mo sa akin. Nasaan?<br />
<strong>Student:</strong> Hanapin na lang po ninyo, sir. Di ninyo yata nakikita.<br />
<strong>Binay:</strong> Mga 3% or 5% lang ang informal settlers sa amin sa Makati.<br />
<strong>Student:</strong> Eh &#8216;di mayroon pa rin, sir. Sabi ninyo wala.<br />
<strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.rappler.com/nation/politics/elections/2016/105995-students-roast-binay-transparency-forum">~Exchange between Vice President Binay and UP Los Baños student and Mandaluyong City resident Lucky Patrick Lopez during a forum in UPLB</a></strong></p>
<p>“Three percent lang ang informal settlers sa Makati, sabihin na nga nating halos wala. Lumabas ang kabastusan ng bata.”<br />
<strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.rappler.com/nation/politics/elections/2016/106079-binay-uplb-no-offense">~Vice President Binay</a></strong></p>
<p><span style="color:#800000;"><strong>Have a great weekend!</strong></span></p>
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         <title>EXCLUSIVE: EDSA NAGSALITA NA!</title>
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<span style="color:#0000ff;"><strong>LAST SEPTEMBER 8,</strong></span> Metro Manila motorists were stuck in gridlock traffic for several hours following a heavy downpour that triggered flashfloods. <strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/720807/flash-floods-trigger-metro-carmaggedon">Thousands got stranded and EDSA</a></strong> became a giant parking lot. The other day, our request for an interview with EDSA was granted. Here are excerpts from the exclusive interview.</p>
<p><strong>Good morning EDSA. Diretso na tayo sa unang tanong kasi alam kong nagmamadali ka; rush hour ngayon. Ano ang naging unang reaksyon mo sa napakatinding traffic jam noong Martes ng gabi?</strong></p>
<p>Siyempre, natigilan ako. Hindi ako makagalaw. Feeling ko ang sikip-sikip ng mundo ko.</p>
<p><strong>Inexpect mo ba ang ganung kagrabeng traffic?</strong></p>
<p>Actually, pati ako nagulat. Six hours?!? Wow! Tinalo pa ang traffic noong may rally ang Iglesia. Natawa nga ako sa isang pasahero ng bus. Nagbanta ba naman ang pucha. Sabi niya: kakasuhan daw ako ng illegal detention. Hellllo!</p>
<p><strong>Ano ang sabi mo sa kanya?</strong></p>
<p>Itiniwalag ko! Ayun, naglakad mula Ortigas hanggang Guadalupe! Illegal detention pala huh! Hala! Lakad!</p>
<p><strong>Tiwalag? So INC ka pala?</strong></p>
<p>Tanga! Katoliko ako siyempre! Kaya nga may Our Lady of EDSA ‘di ba!?</p>
<p><strong>Teka, balik tayo sa traffic noong Martes. Pati pala si <strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/720807/flash-floods-trigger-metro-carmaggedon">Sen. Chiz Escudero</a></strong> naipit sa traffic. Ang sabi niya sa media, three hours daw siyang stuck sa ‘yo!</strong></p>
<p>So nagrereklamo siya? ‘Buti nga siya at komportableng nakaupo sa kanyang SUV. Hiyang-hiya naman sa kanya ‘yong mga pinaglakad ko.</p>
<p><strong>Teka lang po. Galit agad? Wala naman akong sinabing nagreklamo siya. Ang init ng ulo ah.</strong></p>
<p>Eh kasi nga Biyernes na naman. Bugbog na naman ako n’yan sa uwian!</p>
<p><strong>Umuulan naman tuwing hapon ah. ‘Di ba mas maluwag ka kapag basa?</strong></p>
<p>On the contrary, mas nagiging masikip ako kapag wet. Wala kasing galawan. Gitgitan nang gitgitan. Kanya-kanyang pasok at labas. Ang ending, heavy traffic.</p>
<p><strong>So kaninong fault ‘yong monstrous traffic jam last September 8? Sa baha? Sa dami ng sasakyan? Sa MMDA? Sa Highway Patrol Group? Sa government? Kanino?</strong></p>
<p>Gusto ko sanang sabihing fault ni GMA pero ang hirap ikunek eh. So, sa kalikasan na lang. Ewan ko nga ba kay Mother Nature, nagpapadala pa ng destructive forces eh nand’yan naman ang mga pulitiko at ang gobyerno. Ang labo!</p>
<p><strong>Maiba ako. Totoo bang may tampo sa ‘yo ang mga tao ng MMDA?</strong></p>
<p>Narinig ko na rin ang isyung ‘yan. As much as possible, ayaw kong paniwalaan dahil matagal na rin ang pinagsamahan namin. Pero lately, aaminin ko ‘to, for the first time, and exclusive sa ‘yo… sobrang lamig ng pakikitungo sa akin ng mga taga-MMDA. Hindi na masyadong nagpaparamdam. No text, no call. ‘Di na rin masyadong tumatambay. Nami-miss ko nga ang aming kwentuhan eh.</p>
<p><strong>Baka nagseselos sa PNP-Highway Patrol Group. Hindi kaya?</strong></p>
<p>Ayoko nang magsalita. Basta, friends ko sila pareho.</p>
<p><strong>Pinag-aagawan ka ng dalawa! Ang haba ng hair huh! I mean, ng lane! Ano bang meron ka?</strong></p>
<p>Ganda lang! Jooooooke!!! Siyempre, motorists na willing magbigay. ‘Tsaka abusadong drivers na kapag nahuli ng enforcer, ang laging linya ay “Sir, baka pwedeng pag-usapan na lang natin ‘to!” OR “Boss, kumpare ko nga pala si Mayor X” or “Chief, otso ang plaka ko, di mo napansin?” Like that.</p>
<p><strong>Until now? </strong></p>
<p>Naman! May bago?!</p>
<p><strong>Na-mention ko na rin lang ang MMDA, close naman kayo ni Chairman Francis Tolentino. Anong masasabi mo sa statement niya the other day na &#8216;di pa siya sure kung tatakbo sa Senado. </strong></p>
<p>Palabiro talaga ‘yang si Chairman. Hindi raw siya tatakbo????? Eh para saan ‘yong araw-araw na political ad niya sa radyo? Wala lang? Trip lang niyang gumastos?</p>
<p><strong>‘To naman. Hayaan mo na. Baka naman donation. Speaking of donation, balita ko nag-donate ng <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.philstar.com/headlines/2015/09/08/1497271/why-did-p20-m-metro-traffic-lights-go-legazpi">20 million-peso worth of traffic lights</a> sa Legazpi City ang MMDA ah.</strong></p>
<p>Ganun?!? BumiBinay? Investment for future elections?</p>
<p><strong>Nagbibintang???</strong></p>
<p>Paanong naging bintang ‘yon! May question mark ‘di ba? In short, nagtatanong!</p>
<p><strong>Eh pa’no yan? Sabi ng palasyo, bahagi raw ng official function ‘yon ni Chairman?</strong></p>
<p>MMDA?! Umabot sa Legazpi City? Bakit? Ano ba ang A sa MMDA? Albay? Para-paraan huh!</p>
<p><strong>Well, it worked for Binay. Let’s see if it would work for Tolentino.</strong></p>
<p>Matagal pa ba ang interview na ‘to?</p>
<p><strong>Grabe naman. Nagmamadali??? May naghihintay bang taxi sa labas?</strong></p>
<p>Tanga! ‘Di lang taxi! Pati bus, kotse, truck, van, motorsiklo, ambulansya, atbp!</p>
<p><strong>Konti na lang. ‘Di ba marami nang pulitiko ang dumaan sa ‘yo? Kapag natatrapik sila, ano bang naririnig mo mula sa mga ‘yon?</strong></p>
<p>So tsismoso ako? Ganun?</p>
<p><strong>I didn’t say that. Baka lang kasi naririnig mo sila kapag naiipit sa grabeng traffic. Like si Mar Roxas, ano ba usually ang sinasabi kapag napakatagal na stuck sa ‘yo?</strong></p>
<p>“‘Tang-inaaaaaa! Traffic!”</p>
<p><strong>“‘Tang-inaaaaaa” talaga??? Anim ang ‘a?’</strong></p>
<p>Hindi naman. Minsan 10. Depende sa tindi ng traffic.</p>
<p><strong>Si Manny Pacquiao?</strong></p>
<p>Naku! Wala nang ginawa ‘yon kundi mag-quote ng Bible verses kapag natatrapik!</p>
<p><strong>Eh si Grace Poe?</strong></p>
<p>Sabi ni Madam, igalang daw natin ang karapatang magpahayag ng mga motorista. Kung mag-quote man daw ng Bible verses, hayaan na lang daw natin sila kasi may <strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://opinion.inquirer.net/88312/sen-grace-poe-and-the-inc-vote">religious freedom naman.</a></strong></p>
<p><strong>How about President Aquino?</strong></p>
<p>Actually, ang mareklamo sa traffic, ‘yong driver niya. Kaya si Presidente, ang laging banat: Buhay ka pa naman ‘di ba?</p>
<p><strong>Kumusta naman si Binay?</strong></p>
<p>Ahh iba naman ‘yun. Hindi nagmumura si VP to be fair to him. Kapag stuck ‘yan sa trapik, nagnanakaw ng tulog ‘yan. At least, consistent.</p>
<p><strong>Consistent? Meaning?</strong></p>
<p>Punta naman tayo kay Duterte…</p>
<p><strong>Wait, what do you mean by consistent?</strong></p>
<p>Aabutan na ako ng rush hour. Ayoko na.</p>
<p><strong>Last na lang. Kung boboto ka sa 2016: Tuwid na Daan pa rin o iba naman?</strong></p>
<p>Maluwag na Daan! Bye!</p>
<p><em>-End of Interview-</em><br />
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<strong>“Life is too short for traffic.”</strong><br />
~Dan Bellack</p>
<p><span style="color:#0000ff;"><strong>Sound Bites</strong></span><br />
“Severe traffic congestion that was triggered by heavy rains and flash floods clearly showed the inadequacy of existing road and flood-control infrastructure that will take time to be scaled up.”<br />
<strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/721412/were-working-on-traffic-aquino#ixzz3lUlnXQRl">~Palace spokesman Sonny Coloma</a></strong></p>
<p><strong><span style="color:#800000;">Have a good weekend and an even better week ahead! UP FIGHT!</span></strong></p>
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         <description>Cop: Alam mo ba kung bakit ka namin pinara?

Motorist: Dahil Biyernes ngayon at kailangan n’yo ng pang-inom mamayang gabi?&lt;img alt=&quot;&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;https://pixel.wp.com/b.gif?host=professionalheckler.wordpress.com&amp;#038;blog=999719&amp;#038;post=19563&amp;#038;subd=professionalheckler&amp;#038;ref=&amp;#038;feed=1&quot; width=&quot;1&quot; height=&quot;1&quot;/&gt;</description>
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<span style="color:#0000ff;"><strong>Fifth</strong></span><br />
The Philippines, according to a recent report, has the <strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.philstar.com/headlines/2015/09/05/1496064/philippines-has-5th-worst-traffic-world-study">fifth worst traffic situation</a></strong> in the world. If it’s any consolation, we’re under the “non-fatal” category.</p>
<p><strong><span style="color:#0000ff;">The Police</span> </strong><br />
Starting this week, burly officers of the <strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.philstar.com/headlines/2015/09/02/1495004/highway-patrol-group-lead-edsa-traffic-management">PNP-Highway Patrol Group</a></strong> will be deployed to manage traffic in the metro. Expect to see those cops on EDSA especially during rush hour. Or as they would probably call it, “happy hour.”</p>
<p><span style="color:#0000ff;"><strong>The Police II</strong></span><br />
The PNP-Highway Patrol Group has been designated as lead traffic law enforcement agency on EDSA. Some motorists describe it as “unsettling” while some MMDA traffic enforcers call it, “loss of extra income.”</p>
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<span style="color:#0000ff;"><strong>Scenarios</strong></span><br />
<strong>Cop:</strong> Alam mo ba kung bakit ka namin pinara?</p>
<p><strong>Motorist:</strong> Dahil Biyernes ngayon at kailangan n’yo ng pang-inom mamayang gabi?</p>
<p><strong>Cop:</strong></p>
<p><strong>Motorist:</strong> Joke lang boss. Ganito lang talaga ako. Mapagbiro.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><strong>* * * * *<br />
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<p><strong>Cop:</strong> Prrrt! Lisensya!</p>
<p><strong>Motorist:</strong> Lisensya agad? ‘Di ba pwedeng mag-hi muna?</p>
<p><strong>Cop:</strong></p>
<p><strong>Motorist:</strong> Hi! Hehe Grabe ka namang makasimangot sir. Heto na nga, hinahanap na.</p>
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<p><strong>Cop:</strong> Prrrrrt! Alam mo ba kung bakit kita pinahinto?!</p>
<p><strong>Motorist:</strong> Ano ‘to? Quiz? Magmumulta kapag ‘di nakasagot???!</p>
<p><strong>Cop:</strong></p>
<p><strong>Motorist:</strong> Ay! May No U-Turn sign pala. Sensya na sir. Malabo lang ang mata.</p>
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<p><strong>Cop:</strong> Prrrt! Alam mo ba kung bakit kita pinara?!?</p>
<p><strong>Motorist:</strong> Oo naman! Magkano ba?</p>
<p><strong>Cop:</strong></p>
<p><strong>Motorist:</strong> Sorry! ‘Yong kahapon kasi nagsabi agad ng presyo. Akala ko ikaw ‘yon.</p>
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</strong></p>
<p><strong>Cop:</strong> Prrrt! Alam mo ba kung bakit kita pinara?!?</p>
<p><strong>Motorist:</strong> Alam mo bang less ang abala kung sasabihin mo na agad kung bakit?</p>
<p><strong>Cop:</strong></p>
<p><strong>Motorist:</strong> Beating the red light sir. Sorry, naka-green pa kanina eh. Ang bagal kasi ng nasa unahan.</p>
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<p><strong>Cop:</strong> Alam mo ba kung bakit kita pinahinto?!?</p>
<p><strong>Motorist:</strong> Dahil a-kinse ngayon at kakasuweldo ko lang?</p>
<p><strong>Cop:</strong></p>
<p><strong>Motorist:</strong> Pero opinyon ko lang ‘yan sir. Ewan ko sa opinyon mo. Kanya-kanya lang ‘yan.</p>
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<p><strong>Cop:</strong> Prrrt! Alam mo ba kung bakit kita pinara?!?</p>
<p><strong>Motorist:</strong> Dahil ‘di mo alam na uncle ko ang mayor dito?</p>
<p><strong>Cop:</strong></p>
<p><strong>Motorist:</strong> Well actually, uncle talaga s’ya ng best friend ko. So, heto ang lisensya ko.</p>
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<p><strong>Cop:</strong> Prrrt! Alam mo ba kung bakit kita pinahinto?!?</p>
<p><strong>Motorist:</strong> Ikaw ‘tong nanghuli, ba’t ako ang tatanungin mo?!</p>
<p><strong>Cop:</strong></p>
<p><strong>Motorist:</strong> Grabe ka namang makatingin sir! Nagi-explain lang. Chill.</p>
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<p><strong>Cop:</strong> Prrrt! Alam mo ba kung bakit kita pinara?!?</p>
<p><strong>Motorist:</strong> Trick question! Hindi mo naman ako pinara eh. Hinuli mo ako!</p>
<p><strong>Cop:</strong></p>
<p><strong>Motorist:</strong> Lisensya ko sir. Ready na. Hehe</p>
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<p><strong>Cop:</strong> Alam mo ba kung bakit kita pinara?!</p>
<p><strong>Motorist:</strong> May iba pa bang rason? Eh ‘di mangongotong!</p>
<p><strong>Cop:</strong></p>
<p><strong>Motorist:</strong> Preemptive measure lang sir. Kung hindi ka mangongotong, eh ‘di mabuti.</p>
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<p><strong>Cop:</strong> Prrrt! Alam mo ba kung bakit kita pinara?!</p>
<p><strong>Motorist:</strong> Yup! Dahil nag-swerve ako. But in my defense, may pulubing tumawid. Iniwasan ko ito kaya napilitan akong mag-swerve. Otherwise, mababangga ko ‘yong pulubi, mamamatay siya, makakasuhan ako ng reckless imprudence resulting in homicide, at masisira ang buhay ko. Nakapatay na nga ako, masisira pa ang buhay ko, nasaan ang fairness do’n? Kaya kung ako sa ‘yo sir, palalampasin ko na lang ang ginawa ko para hindi ka makunsensya in the future.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><strong>Cop:</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><strong>Motorist:</strong> Fine! <em>*hands over license*</em> Basta ‘pag nasira ang buhay ko, ikaw ang sisisihin ko sir!<strong><br />
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<p><strong>Cop:</strong> Prrrt! Lisensya!</p>
<p><strong>Motorist:</strong> <em>*hands over license*</em></p>
<p><strong>Cop:</strong> <em>*checks license*</em></p>
<p><strong>Motorist:</strong></p>
<p><strong>Cop:</strong> Mayor!!! Sorry, ‘di kita agad nakilala. Ingat kayo sir, madulas ang daan.</p>
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<p><strong>Cop:</strong> Prrrt! Alam mo ba kung bakit kita pinara?</p>
<p><strong>Motorist:</strong> Dahil wala akong choice! Pulis ka, nakauniporme, malaki ang katawan, may motorsiklong panghabol, may baril. Tell me, may choice ba ako?!?!</p>
<p><strong>Cop:</strong></p>
<p><strong>Motorist:</strong><em> *hands over license* </em>May point naman ako sir ‘di ba?<br />
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~Author Unknown</p>
<p><strong>Sound Bites</strong><br />
“That is the clear direction, implementing an effective traffic law enforcement. The primary consideration here is to clear the choke points.&#8221;<br />
<strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.philstar.com/headlines/2015/09/02/1495004/highway-patrol-group-lead-edsa-traffic-management">~Palace spokesman Sonny Coloma</a></strong></p>
<p>“I don’t think that is possible. No one has talked to me and I am definitely not interested. Definitely out of my psyche. What I am only focused now is the senatorial. Anything beyond that will not happen. Anything beyond that I am not ready.”<br />
<strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.philstar.com/headlines/2015/09/05/1496067/leni-de-lima-not-interested-vp-post">~Justice Sec. Leila De Lima</a></strong> on reports she’s being considered for the VP post</p>
<p><strong>Have a great weekend! #WorthTheWait</strong></p>
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         <title>Roberto Esquivel Cabrera: Tunay na Lalake (x18.9)</title>
         <link>http://tunaynalalake.blogspot.com/2015/09/roberto-esquivel-cabrera-tunay-na.html</link>
         <description>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear:both;text-align:center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ARYH2Q_UnrI/VeaUvUbGwII/AAAAAAAABjA/PfE-f1C7qE4/s1600/Roberto-Esquivel-Cabrera.jpg&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em;margin-right:1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;212&quot; src=&quot;http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ARYH2Q_UnrI/VeaUvUbGwII/AAAAAAAABjA/PfE-f1C7qE4/s320/Roberto-Esquivel-Cabrera.jpg&quot; width=&quot;320&quot;/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear:both;text-align:center;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear:both;text-align:center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;&quot;&gt;Ang tunay na lalake ay disabled, palaboy, at na-deport dahil sa kanyang 18.9 inches na kargada. Purihin ang Panginoong Gardo.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear:both;text-align:center;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear:both;text-align:center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UNSWPWgRWxI/VeaVFuNUEjI/AAAAAAAABjI/dOaWy_rjpUg/s1600/PAY-penis.jpg&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em;margin-right:1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;320&quot; src=&quot;http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UNSWPWgRWxI/VeaVFuNUEjI/AAAAAAAABjI/dOaWy_rjpUg/s320/PAY-penis.jpg&quot; width=&quot;212&quot;/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ihambing na lang natin ito sa mapa ng Thailand nang di tayo ma-censor ng Blogger.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mga letrato mula sa&lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-worlds-longest-penis-says-6339231&quot;&gt; Mirror.co.uk.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Salamat kay tunay na lalakeng Olegs Olegario.</description>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2015 14:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>Mga players ng San Miguel: Tunay na Lalake</title>
         <link>http://tunaynalalake.blogspot.com/2015/08/mga-players-ng-san-miguel-tunay-na.html</link>
         <description>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear:both;text-align:center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-C0EO5_DBUWw/VeB_rf3paKI/AAAAAAAABis/Go-DT0WKSGY/s1600/japeth%2Bjunmar.jpg&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em;margin-right:1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-C0EO5_DBUWw/VeB_rf3paKI/AAAAAAAABis/Go-DT0WKSGY/s1600/japeth%2Bjunmar.jpg&quot;/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Ang tunay na lalake, nagtatrabaho para kumita, hindi para sa bayan.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Galing sa Pinoyexchange.com ang letrato.</description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2015 23:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>YayaDub: Tunay na Lalake</title>
         <link>http://tunaynalalake.blogspot.com/2015/08/yayadub-tunay-na-lalake.html</link>
         <description>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear:both;text-align:center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xpGqxMG4jC0/VeB-TCg-PhI/AAAAAAAABik/eaQenlVlkfA/s1600/yayadub.jpg&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em;margin-right:1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;213&quot; src=&quot;http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xpGqxMG4jC0/VeB-TCg-PhI/AAAAAAAABik/eaQenlVlkfA/s320/yayadub.jpg&quot; width=&quot;320&quot;/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Ang tunay na lalake ay sumisikat di dahil sa totoong talents niya (gaya sa kaso ni Yaya Dub, na may talento sa pagluluto at &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fePZPs_3MLU&quot;&gt;pagda-drums&lt;/a&gt;).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Galing sa Abante ang letrato.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Salamat kay tunay na lalakeng Luke Espiritu.</description>
         <author>TVOPA</author>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2015 23:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>Bert Lina: Tunay na Lalake</title>
         <link>http://tunaynalalake.blogspot.com/2015/08/bert-lina-tunay-na-lalake.html</link>
         <description>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear:both;text-align:center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CwT2nmosBE4/VeB8xoSVOKI/AAAAAAAABic/7IgIYPsZMF4/s1600/lina.jpg&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em;margin-right:1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CwT2nmosBE4/VeB8xoSVOKI/AAAAAAAABic/7IgIYPsZMF4/s1600/lina.jpg&quot;/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Ang tunay na lalake, wala na ngang silbi, nangha-hassle pa ng mga taong nagta-trabaho lang.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://manilastandardtoday.com/mobile/2015/08/28/boc-chief-s-divestment-in-19-firms-questioned/&quot;&gt;Para hindi mahuli sa balita.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Galing GMA News ang letrato.</description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2015 23:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>Leila de Lima: Tunay na Lalake (Update)</title>
         <link>http://tunaynalalake.blogspot.com/2015/08/leila-de-lima-tunay-na-lalake-update.html</link>
         <description>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear:both;text-align:center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-09TtDNIKiXk/VeB6dxNobhI/AAAAAAAABiQ/ubeli-XvccE/s1600/de%2Blima.JPG&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em;margin-right:1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;320&quot; src=&quot;http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-09TtDNIKiXk/VeB6dxNobhI/AAAAAAAABiQ/ubeli-XvccE/s320/de%2Blima.JPG&quot; width=&quot;239&quot;/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Matagal nang &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://tunaynalalake.blogspot.com/2011/01/sec-leila-de-lima-tunay-na-lalake.html&quot;&gt;nahatulan&lt;/a&gt; ng etits committee ang kagalang-galang na kalihim bilang tunay na lalake. &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://tunaynalalake.blogspot.com/2011/02/tnl-heads-up-battle.html&quot;&gt;Hairstyle pa lang niyang mullet&lt;/a&gt;, hindi na natin sya pagdududahan.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear:both;text-align:center;&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt; Bukod pa riyan, kamakailan lang pinatunayan ni Leila De Lima ang kanyang pagiging tunay na lalake dahil na-peer pressure siyang sumayaw. Ang tunay na lalake ay nadadaan sa peer pressure. Bukod pa riyan, ang lalake ay hindi sumasayaw, gaya nga ng pinakita niya. Parte lang ito ng&amp;nbsp;&lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/video/nation/08/28/15/de-lima-iglesia-im-just-doing-my-job&quot;&gt;trabaho&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;niya.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Salamat kay tunay na lalakeng Czar Castillo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2015 23:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>#143 Managing Restaurants (ft. Professor Chen)</title>
         <link>http://www.asian-central.com/stuffasianpeoplelike/2015/07/20/143-managing-restaurants/</link>
         <description>This week, SAPL is extremely excited to feature UCI Professor Yong Chen, who is the star of an upcoming episode of &amp;#8220;California Matters with Mark Bittman&amp;#8221; on Tuesday, July 21, 2015 (CA Food Matters). Professor Chen is the author of “Chop Suey, USA: The Story of Chinese Food in America,” which details the rise of [...]</description>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2015 19:07:50 +0000</pubDate>
         <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, SAPL is extremely excited to feature UCI Professor Yong Chen, who is the star of an upcoming episode of &#8220;California Matters with Mark Bittman&#8221; on Tuesday, July 21, 2015 (<a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.kcet.org/cafoodmatters">CA Food Matters</a>). Professor Chen is the author of “Chop Suey, USA: The Story of Chinese Food in America,” which details the rise of Chinese food as a classic American story of immigrant entrepreneurship and perseverance.</p>
<div id="attachment_1703" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width:490px;"><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.asian-central.com/stuffasianpeoplelike/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/nh4f5s-b88284631z.120141224202725000gav6v2up.201.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1703 " title="UCI Professor Yong Chen" src="http://www.asian-central.com/stuffasianpeoplelike/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/nh4f5s-b88284631z.120141224202725000gav6v2up.201-480x320.jpg" alt="" width="480" height="320"/></a><p class="wp-caption-text">via OC Register</p></div>
<p>In “Chop Suey’s Next Wave,” we learn a great deal about the storied history of urban &#8220;food towns&#8221; like those in Los Angeles, Westminster, San Francisco, Houston, and New York. While strolling through Los Angeles, Yong talks about everything from the past century of Asian food in America, including the current wave of Chinese cuisine. It&#8217;s a must watch if you want to learn about <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.asian-central.com/stuffasianpeoplelike/2008/02/20/10-boba/">#10 Boba</a>, stinky tofu (coming soon), and all of those colorful Taiwanese cafés out there!</p>
<p>It&#8217;s also very encouraging to see more Asian representation in the media&#8211; with John Cho&#8217;s #Selfie and ABC&#8217;s hit series &#8220;Fresh off the Boat&#8221; leading the way. For example, Louis Huang (played by Randall Park) runs a texas-style restaurant called Cattleman&#8217;s Ranch. In search of the &#8220;American Dream,&#8221; FOTB&#8217;s satirical and sometimes gut-wrenchingly true(ish) accounts got us thinking about why for over 150 years, Asians have been opening and managing their own restaurants. We asked Professor Chen for his views about the almost 40,000 Chinese restaurants in America&#8211; outnumbering McDonald&#8217;s, KFC, and Burger King combined! Without further adieu:</p>
<p><strong>1. When did the first Chinese restaurants open in the United States?</strong><br />
At the end of the 1840s.  In 1849 there were three of them in San Francisco.</p>
<p><strong>2. Who ran these restaurants? Where were they located? How were they funded?</strong><br />
Chinese owners ran these establishments.  They were in San Francisco, and were clearly funded by the Chinese owners themselves.</p>
<p><div id="attachment_1699" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width:490px;"><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.asian-central.com/stuffasianpeoplelike/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/pc117-shanghai-low1.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1699" title="pc117-shanghai-low[1]" src="http://www.asian-central.com/stuffasianpeoplelike/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/pc117-shanghai-low1-480x307.jpg" alt="" width="480" height="307"/></a><p class="wp-caption-text">via http://www.sanfranciscodays.com/</p></div><strong>3. What were some trials and tribulations for Asian restaurant owners in the beginning?</strong><br />
Fires.  Some establishments were damaged in fires. Racism was another difficulty that the restaurants faced. Initially, they were also frequented by non-Chinese customers but soon the non-Chinese clientele disappeared as anti-Chinese sentiments intensified.
<p style="text-align:left;"><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.asian-central.com/stuffasianpeoplelike/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/tumblr_nelakwTbjJ1rjatglo1_r1_12801.jpg"><img class="aligncenter" title="Chop Suey" src="http://www.asian-central.com/stuffasianpeoplelike/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/tumblr_nelakwTbjJ1rjatglo1_r1_12801-480x320.jpg" alt="" width="480" height="320"/></a></p>
<p><strong>4. What are some trials and tribulations they have today?</strong><br />
How to climb up in the gastronomical hierarchy of America. For the most part, Chinese food has remained at the lower end of that hierarchy for more than a century.  Many restaurants have relied on the hard work of family members, relatives and friends.</p>
<p><strong>5. Are restaurants a lucrative endeavor? What are immigrant populations&#8217; motivations for opening restaurants?<br />
</strong>Some owners made money.  But that was often the result of a lot of sacrifice and hard work.  For Chinese restaurants to become a lucrative business, they must turn Chinese food into a fine dining cuisine.  Many immigrants, Chinese and non-Chinese, have chosen to open a small restaurant as a way to make a living because the threshold to do so is generally not very high in terms of money, skills, and education.</p>
<p><strong><strong><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.asian-central.com/stuffasianpeoplelike/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/8_70991.jpg"><img class="alignright" title="Doupi" src="http://www.asian-central.com/stuffasianpeoplelike/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/8_70991-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150"/></a></strong>6. Is Chinese food in America authentic?</strong><br />
This depends on who you ask and where you are.  People from China, especially visitors or newcomers, would say that the food they found in restaurants located in non-Chinese neighborhoods is <span style="text-decoration:underline;">not authentic</span>. Longstanding non-Chinese diners in old-style Chinese restaurants located in non-Chinese communities, however, would find the food in China not matching their idea of authentic Chinese food. Increasingly in recent years, restaurants in Taiwan, Hong Kong, and mainland China have opened branches in the United States, offering fabulous Chinese food.</p>
<p>What are some examples of real authentic Chinese food you would like to see in a restaurant?<br />
Local foods from different regions of China; a growing number of them are not found in Chinese communities across the country, from Flushing, New York to Monterey Park in California. I would love to see more local foods from gastronomically less famous regions become available in America&#8217;s Chinese restaurants such as reganmian or hot-dry-noodles and doupi, namely, a pan cake made with a variety of stuffings wrapped in pan-fried tofu skins.</p>
<div id="attachment_1698" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width:490px;"><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.asian-central.com/stuffasianpeoplelike/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Reganmian1.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1698" title="Reganmian" src="http://www.asian-central.com/stuffasianpeoplelike/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Reganmian1-480x360.jpg" alt="" width="480" height="360"/></a><p class="wp-caption-text">via http://chinaexpat.com/ (reganmian)</p></div>
<p><strong>7. What are your favorite Chinese Dishes? What are your favorite non-Chinese dishes?</strong><br />
There are many of them in both categories. Among the the countless Chinese dishes that I love are as follows:<br />
1. a famous dish from Fujian Province called &#8220;buddha jumps over the wall&#8221;, which is made with fowl and over ten best kinds of seafood such as abalone in a broth contained in earthen jar.</p>
<p>2. American diners are familiar with Cantonese and Sichuan (Szechuan) cuisine.  Although it is relatively less known in America, <strong>Huaiyang</strong> is one of the oldest and finest regional cuisines of China , known for the exquisite craftsmanship in preparation and delicate and artful combination of ingredients.  Even simple fried dishes can be an unforgettable experience.  Lovers of Chinese ought to visit the city of Yangzhou in Jiangsu Province, the birth of Huaiyang cuisine.</p>
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<p>3. Among the many non-Chinese dishes, I love paella, jambalaya, and bibimbap kaiseki is not a singular dish but a traditional multi-course Japanese dinner.  Such a dinner prepared by a fine chef can be a trip to gastronomical paradise.</p>
<p><strong>8. What do you see as the next frontier for Chinese entrepreneurs?</strong><br />
There are frontiers:<br />
- First: Bold fusion, artistic presentation, and impeccable service.<br />
- Second, streamline and simplify the food on the menu, and franchise.</p>
<p>We would like to thank Professor Chen for taking the time to answer our 8 questions (Check out #<a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.asian-central.com/stuffasianpeoplelike/2008/08/08/88-numbers-8-8-08/">88 Numbers (8-8-08)</a> if you don&#8217;t know why we chose this number). It&#8217;s very important to learn about the past to understand and predict the future.</p>
<p>Stay Classy!<br />
-Peter.</p>
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<p><em>Yong Chen is a history professor in UC Irvine&#8217;s school of humanities. His research interests include food, Asian-American history, immigration History, and  China-U.S. economic and cultural interactions.</em></p>
<p><em>For More Information about CA Food Matters: </em><br />
<em>- New episodes of our web series “California Matters with Mark Bittman” launch on <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://KCET.org/CAFoodMatters">KCET.org/CAFoodMatters</a> every other Tuesday </em><br />
<em>- The ten part web series will culminate in a television broadcast special airing on KCET in Southern California this fall. </em><br />
<em>-Series Summary: “California Matters with Mark Bittman” is an online series that explores the world of food, sustainable agriculture, policy and health through the lens of the University of California.  </em><br />
<em>-Mark Bittman Bio: Cookbook author and New York Times columnist Mark Bittman has come west to explore California and the food that&#8217;s grown and made here. In this 10-part series he&#8217;ll visit oyster farms in Northern California, Chinese restaurants in Southern California, and farmers in the Central Valley, stopping at points in between to talk to urban foragers and kids eating school lunches, among others. </em><br />
<em>-To learn more, please visit <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://kcet.org/CAFoodMatters">kcet.org/CAFoodMatters</a>. Join the conversation on social media using #CAMatters</em></p>
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         <description>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear:both;text-align:center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-p66uy91NAoA/Va06E3HTlRI/AAAAAAAARKg/euHhkLIjqUM/s1600/palobe.jpg&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em;margin-right:1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;286&quot; src=&quot;http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-p66uy91NAoA/Va06E3HTlRI/AAAAAAAARKg/euHhkLIjqUM/s400/palobe.jpg&quot; width=&quot;400&quot;/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align:center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;&quot;&gt;Wag kang pabebe!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/UYWdM/~4/BxuwbSvj8hY&quot; height=&quot;1&quot; width=&quot;1&quot; alt=&quot;&quot;/&gt;</description>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2015 14:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>Pinoy's Longest Selfie Stick</title>
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         <description>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear:both;text-align:center;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;&quot;&gt;Selfie Stick ba kamo?&amp;nbsp;Fight!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;&quot;&gt;World's longest selfie stick kaya &amp;nbsp;'to? I think so kasi yung sa You Tube light stand&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;&quot;&gt;(20 feet)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;na selfie stick kuno. tong saken 16' 10&quot; ang haba with&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#6a6a6a;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:x-small;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;line-height:24.9199981689453px;&quot;&gt;Xiaomi Yi Sport Cam&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;O click na sa video.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/UYWdM/~4/bxkYHyCn_3c&quot; height=&quot;1&quot; width=&quot;1&quot; alt=&quot;&quot;/&gt;</description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2015 14:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>Paalala sa mga Tunay na Lalake</title>
         <link>http://tunaynalalake.blogspot.com/2015/04/paalala-sa-mga-tunay-na-lalake.html</link>
         <description>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear:both;text-align:center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-pllNuu0PYqI/VSj6jok4A0I/AAAAAAAABgc/WI50zbx7EkY/s1600/paalala%2Bsa%2Bmga%2Btnl.jpg&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em;margin-right:1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-pllNuu0PYqI/VSj6jok4A0I/AAAAAAAABgc/WI50zbx7EkY/s1600/paalala%2Bsa%2Bmga%2Btnl.jpg&quot; height=&quot;320&quot; width=&quot;320&quot;/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2015 18:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>50 Shades of Snow</title>
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         <description>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear:both;text-align:center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LcppXNQGoi8/VQcWqgh8UdI/AAAAAAAARIg/xHryElNws8c/s1600/record%2Bsnow%2B2015%2B(2).jpg&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em;margin-right:1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LcppXNQGoi8/VQcWqgh8UdI/AAAAAAAARIg/xHryElNws8c/s1600/record%2Bsnow%2B2015%2B(2).jpg&quot; height=&quot;472&quot; width=&quot;640&quot;/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;&quot;&gt;Ito na mismo ang pinaka snowiest winter on record in Massachusetts. Halos mabali-bali ang likod ko sa never ending na kapapala. Doon sa mga nagwi-wish ng snow sa Snow aworld Pasay eh maghunos dili kayo at hindi po biro ito.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear:both;text-align:center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DaAh9ti10yc/VQcWyYVeEOI/AAAAAAAARIs/cKeTCLQ7k7U/s1600/record%2Bsnow%2B2015%2B(1).jpg&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em;margin-right:1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DaAh9ti10yc/VQcWyYVeEOI/AAAAAAAARIs/cKeTCLQ7k7U/s1600/record%2Bsnow%2B2015%2B(1).jpg&quot; height=&quot;446&quot; width=&quot;640&quot;/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;&quot;&gt;Halos matabunan na ang aking&amp;nbsp;little house on the prairie. Kuha po ito ng Google Nexus 5 phone with the HDR on. Edited on Google Photos app.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear:both;text-align:center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-h3MYWom1lxY/VQcWyf12nXI/AAAAAAAARIo/wDKcbJrnzYs/s1600/record%2Bsnow%2B2015%2B(3).jpg&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em;margin-right:1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-h3MYWom1lxY/VQcWyf12nXI/AAAAAAAARIo/wDKcbJrnzYs/s1600/record%2Bsnow%2B2015%2B(3).jpg&quot; height=&quot;472&quot; width=&quot;640&quot;/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;&quot;&gt;We received a seasonal total of 108.6 inches, breaking Boston’s old record of 107.6 inches set during the winter of 1995-96.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear:both;text-align:center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-l4wAnRyfnIs/VQcW8n8AOgI/AAAAAAAARI4/_zhQ9ZMtbdA/s1600/church%2Bsnow.jpg&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em;margin-right:1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-l4wAnRyfnIs/VQcW8n8AOgI/AAAAAAAARI4/_zhQ9ZMtbdA/s1600/church%2Bsnow.jpg&quot; height=&quot;472&quot; width=&quot;640&quot;/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align:center;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align:center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;text-align:center;&quot;&gt;Sacred Heart of Jesus Church&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align:center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;text-align:center;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear:both;text-align:center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2ohYir8sSLw/VQcW9No7GII/AAAAAAAARJA/h3C9owyy62s/s1600/roof%2Bcollapse.jpg&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em;margin-right:1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2ohYir8sSLw/VQcW9No7GII/AAAAAAAARJA/h3C9owyy62s/s1600/roof%2Bcollapse.jpg&quot; height=&quot;472&quot; width=&quot;640&quot;/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align:center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;&quot;&gt;Our&amp;nbsp;neighbors&amp;nbsp;little&amp;nbsp;strip&amp;nbsp;mall roof in danger of collapsing.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/UYWdM/~4/6nMgMJ38XaE&quot; height=&quot;1&quot; width=&quot;1&quot; alt=&quot;&quot;/&gt;</description>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2015 14:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>Si Edgar Navarro ay lubos na pinagpala ng Panginoong Gardo</title>
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         <description>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear:both;text-align:center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-52vF0pL8rEE/VNicZcAatLI/AAAAAAAABfc/3KX1qxZMu5s/s1600/navarro%2Btnl.png&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em;margin-right:1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-52vF0pL8rEE/VNicZcAatLI/AAAAAAAABfc/3KX1qxZMu5s/s1600/navarro%2Btnl.png&quot; height=&quot;320&quot; width=&quot;268&quot;/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;background-color:white;border:0px;color:#444444;font-family:helvetica, arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;margin-bottom:15px;padding:0px;vertical-align:baseline;&quot;&gt;&quot;Apparently, a Filipino named Edgar Navarro is one of five lucky winners from all over the world who will go on a date AND be in a movie scene with Japanese sexy film star, Sora Aoi!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;background-color:white;border:0px;color:#444444;font-family:helvetica, arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;margin-bottom:15px;padding:0px;vertical-align:baseline;&quot;&gt;&quot;Must be just his luck, because their names were drawn from an electronic raffle, which he just joined over the internet. The other winners come from India, Bangladesh, Thailand, and Brazil.&quot;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;background-color:white;border:0px;color:#444444;font-family:helvetica, arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:20px;margin-bottom:15px;padding:0px;vertical-align:baseline;&quot;&gt;Mula &lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.wheninmanila.com/pinoy-wins-free-trip-to-tokyo-to-be-in-movie-scene-with-adult-actress-sora-aoi/&quot;&gt;dito&lt;/a&gt; ang balita at letrato.&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2015 19:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>Pagtaas ng pamasahe sa LRT at MRT: Tunay na Lalake</title>
         <link>http://tunaynalalake.blogspot.com/2015/01/pagtaas-ng-pamasahe-sa-lrt-at-mrt-tunay.html</link>
         <description>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear:both;text-align:center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Y406puEImAM/VKz-gj1-a2I/AAAAAAAABew/kOikR8X9znk/s1600/mrt%2Bfare%2Bhike.jpg&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em;margin-right:1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Y406puEImAM/VKz-gj1-a2I/AAAAAAAABew/kOikR8X9znk/s1600/mrt%2Bfare%2Bhike.jpg&quot; height=&quot;240&quot; width=&quot;320&quot;/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Ang tunay na lalake ay parasitic at walang konsiderasyon sa kapwa.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;nofollow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://opinion.inquirer.net/81518/why-make-the-poor-pay-for-public-transport&quot;&gt;Basahin&lt;/a&gt; kung bakit.</description>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2015 17:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>Gawain ng mga Tunay na Lalake: Mang-troll ng mga Kapitalista</title>
         <link>http://tunaynalalake.blogspot.com/2015/01/gawain-ng-mga-tunay-na-lalake-mang.html</link>
         <description>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear:both;text-align:center;&quot;&gt;&lt;embed width=&quot;320&quot; height=&quot;266&quot; src=&quot;https://youtube.googleapis.com/v/OazUh0Ym8rc&amp;source=uds&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot;&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Salamat kay tunay na lalakeng Herbert Docena.</description>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2015 17:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>HAPI NEW YEAR!</title>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2015 13:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>Kumusta New Year niyo mga tol?</title>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2015 12:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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