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    <title>Uterine Wars</title>
    
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    <updated>2009-11-06T12:12:34-05:00</updated>
    
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        <title>Letters From Soper</title>
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        <published>2009-11-06T12:12:34-05:00</published>
        <updated>2009-11-06T12:21:26-05:00</updated>
        
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            <name>Soper</name>
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    <content type="html">Dear NyQuil: You suck. Clean out your desk. You are fired. Love, Soper Dear Mucinex: Stop looking so smug. You suck, too. Seriously, you and Nyquil together couldn't keep me from coughing until two a.m. last night? The economy is...&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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        <published>2009-10-29T08:41:27-04:00</published>
        <updated>2009-10-29T08:46:06-04:00</updated>
        
        <author>
            <name>Soper</name>
        </author>
        
        


    <content type="html">Yes, I know why Akeeyu shut down her blog, but I am not going to comment on it because she has been CHEATING ON ME with some chick named Mussolini or something for, like, a year. Or longer. You just...&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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    <entry>
        <title>Link(s) of the Week</title>
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        <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d83451f78d69e20120a668206c970c</id>
        <published>2009-10-21T20:28:36-04:00</published>
        <updated>2009-10-22T16:27:30-04:00</updated>
        
        <author>
            <name>Soper</name>
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    <content type="html">So if I tell you Typepad featured me today in a blurb about using blogs for social change, and you go look at it, and then follow the links and end up back here, then that would be just plain...&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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    <entry>
        <title>Open Arms</title>
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        <published>2009-10-15T12:08:39-04:00</published>
        <updated>2009-10-15T13:02:07-04:00</updated>
        
        <author>
            <name>Soper</name>
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    <content type="html">It has now been a year since Tron was born, delivered into our arms, then delivered back to his family. The anniversary of his birth passed me last week almost unnoticed, until I was paying the bills and had to...&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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        <title>Laugh of the Week</title>
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        <published>2009-10-13T12:47:31-04:00</published>
        <updated>2009-10-13T12:47:31-04:00</updated>
        
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            <name>Soper</name>
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    <content type="html">Happy Halloween&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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        <title>More Irate Letters From Soper</title>
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        <published>2009-10-09T11:18:28-04:00</published>
        <updated>2009-10-09T11:20:11-04:00</updated>
        
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            <name>Soper</name>
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    <content type="html">Dear Guy From High School: Thank you for trying to "friend" me on Facebook. I must admit I was quite surprised to see your request, since in High School you never spoke to me once. Not once. Not a single...&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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        <title>Laugh of the Week</title>
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        <published>2009-10-06T21:47:47-04:00</published>
        <updated>2009-10-06T21:47:47-04:00</updated>
        
        <author>
            <name>Soper</name>
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    <content type="html">SOPER: (To D, after hearing low buzzing sound) Is that your cellphone? D: No, that's a cow. You know you is KUNTRY when you mistake a cow for your husband's cellphone... In between Shug's newest hobby (throwing tantrums that are,...&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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        <title>Extraneous</title>
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        <published>2009-09-30T14:18:15-04:00</published>
        <updated>2009-09-30T14:18:15-04:00</updated>
        
        <author>
            <name>Soper</name>
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    <content type="html">I've updated the Etsy store with some new items for my Ichthyosis fundraiser. Please stop by and check them out. Also, remember I am always open to custom orders -- if you can dream it, I can try to make...&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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        <title>A Plague Upon Our House</title>
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        <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d83451f78d69e20120a5a11817970b</id>
        <published>2009-09-29T11:35:36-04:00</published>
        <updated>2009-09-29T11:35:36-04:00</updated>
        
        <author>
            <name>Soper</name>
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    <content type="html">Dear Britax: Hi! I am a big fan of the cute, cute, cute car seat covers you have developed in the years since Moonpie was a baby. The cow print cover? Unisex and adorable. Love it. However. When the baby...&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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    <entry>
        <title>Roulette</title>
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        <published>2009-09-22T17:15:08-04:00</published>
        <updated>2009-09-22T17:17:50-04:00</updated>
        
        <author>
            <name>Soper</name>
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    <content type="html">There is a rumor in the Kazakh adoptive community that the region where Moonpie was born (Kostanay) is closing (or is closed) to international adoption. The director of the Delphin baby house, Dr. Irina, apparently retired this past Spring, and...&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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