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		<title>Não é preciso ser Gênio pra entender as mulheres</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 12:41:58 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Um homem caminhava pela praia e tropeçou numa velha lâmpada. Esfregou-a, um gênio saltou lá de dentro e disse: &#8211; Ok você libertou-me da lâmpada, bla, bla, bla; esqueça aquela historia dos três desejos, você tem direito a um desejo apenas. Diga o que quer? O homem pensou por um instante depois disse: Eu sempre [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
		
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		<title>Joãozinho</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 15:24:55 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[O Joãozinho ensina muita coisa...
Joãozinho estava brincando no playground da escola, qdo viu o carro do seu pai passando em direção ao mato atrás da escola... ele seguiu o carro e viu seu pai e tia Jane, se abraçando apaixonadamente!!!]]></description>
		
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		<title>Cantada infalível</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 15:25:09 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Aos 40 anos, executivo, senta-se na poltrona do avião com destino a New York e, maravilha-se com uma deusa sentada junto à janela.]]></description>
		
		
		
		
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		<title>O Segredo</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 12:33:24 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[O SEGREDO&#8230; Um médico saiu a caminhar e viu essa velhinha da foto sentada no banco de uma praça fumando um cigarrinho. Aproximou-se e perguntou: &#8220;Nota-se que está bem, qual é seu segredo&#8221;? Ela então respondeu: &#8221; Sou Líder de Call Center , durmo às 4 da manhã revisando planilhas , me levanto às 6&#8243;. [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Piada do Dia</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 13:45:47 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Três empreiteiros foram chamado para uma licitação da Olimpíada Rio 2016: um japonês, um americano e um brasileiro. &#8211; Faço por US$ 3 milhões – disse o japonês. &#8211; Um pela mão-de-obra, um pelo material e um para meu lucro. &#8211; Faço por US$ 6 milhões – propôs o americano. &#8211; Dois pela mão-de-obra, dois [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Oração nossa de cada dia!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 19:29:27 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Recebi por e-mail esta oração e achei simplesmente SENSACIONAL. Ainda não sei que a fez e se alguém souber, por favor, me diga para dar o crédito! SENSACIONAL!!!!!!! Pelo projeto político do deputado Clodovil Pelo &#8220;espetáculo do crescimento&#8221; que até hoje ninguém viu Pelas explicações sucintas do ministro Gilberto Gil Senhor, tende piedade de nós! [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Lógica feminina</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 14:39:48 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Lógica feminina Uma mulher estava passando de carro por uma rua e ao parar no sinal de trânsito foi abordada por uma moradora de rua, muito suja e de péssima aparência, que pediu a ela dinheiro para comprar comida. A mulher pegou a carteira da bolsa, tirou R$ 50 e perguntou: &#8220;Se eu te der [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Fotos engraçadas</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 14:30:19 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Pra descontrair um pouco&#8230; Recebi essas fotos de uma leitora e resolvi postá-las pra vocês darem risadas também. Valeu Nica.]]></description>
		
		
		
		
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		<title>Ronaldo faz lipo…</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 14:16:43 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Olá povo&#8230; Que o Ronaldo está gordo todo mundo sabe, agora fazer &#8220;lipo&#8221; pra tirar a gordura que não sai da barriga&#8230; Ahhhhhhhh, fala sério. Não seria mais fácil parar de sair a noite, beber, comer &#8220;besteiras&#8221; por aí??? Afinal ele é um atleta e atletas não podem submeter-se à esse tipo de vida (ou [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>As melhores duplas Sertanejas de todos os tempos.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:49:41 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Olá galerinha do Utaneneeee&#8230; Andei vasculhando por aí e acabei achando algumas duplas sertanejas, por sinal muito ruins boas, e resolvi postar pra que todos compartilhem da mesma emoção que senti quando vi a capa dos LP&#8217;s. PS: Lula e Sarney, não fiquem bravos comigo&#8230; é apenas mais uma brincadeira em meio a tantas que [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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