It is now the era of GLITTERATURE. ‘Cause SparkNotes ain’t got sparkle. Send requests and love letters to: xuseyourallusionx@gmail.comUse Your AllusionTumblr (3.0; @useyourallusion)https://useyourallusion.tumblr.com/Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn<p><img style="visibility: hidden; width: 0px; height: 0px;" src="http://counters.gigya.com/wildfire/IMP/CXNID=2000002.0NXC/bT*xJmx*PTEyNDE*ODQ*NzU4MDAmcHQ9MTI*MTQ4NDQ5MDUzOCZwPTYyNTEmZD1jb2RlYm94Jmc9MSZ*PSZvPWVmZjIxNzgwZWNmYjRkMGRhZGRjMmRiMDg5MjZiMWZi.gif" border="0" height="0" width="0"/><a href="http://blingee.com/blingee/view/90059057-mow" target="_blank" title="Myspace Glitter Graphics"><img alt="mow" src="http://image.blingee.com/images16/content/output/000/000/000/55e/440871192_2077631.gif" title="mow" border="0" height="400" width="243"/></a><br/>&ldquo;The Call of Cthulhu&rdquo; by H.P. Lovecraft</p> <p>(For Girl Boss Guerilla)</p>https://useyourallusion.tumblr.com/post/103537206https://useyourallusion.tumblr.com/post/103537206Mon, 04 May 2009 19:48:46 -0500Damn it, it wasn’t right to put him in his coffin before the breath was fairly gone<p><img style="visibility: hidden; width: 0px; height: 0px;" src="http://counters.gigya.com/wildfire/IMP/CXNID=2000002.0NXC/bT*xJmx*PTEyNDExMjk3NDQ4MTMmcHQ9MTI*MTEyOTc*NzY*NCZwPTYyNTEmZD1jb2RlYm94Jmc9MSZ*PSZvPWVmZjIxNzgwZWNmYjRkMGRhZGRjMmRiMDg5MjZiMWZi.gif" border="0" height="0" width="0"/><a href="http://blingee.com/blingee/view/89736530-mow" target="_blank" title="Myspace Glitter Graphics"><img alt="mow" src="http://image.blingee.com/images16/content/output/000/000/000/559/420183760_886692.gif" title="mow" border="0" height="400" width="257"/></a></p> <p><i>Arthur Mervyn </i>by Charles Brockden Brown</p>https://useyourallusion.tumblr.com/post/102019600https://useyourallusion.tumblr.com/post/102019600Thu, 30 Apr 2009 17:33:11 -0500Something glorious is going to happen<p><img style="visibility: hidden; 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width: 0px; height: 0px;" src="http://counters.gigya.com/wildfire/IMP/CXNID=2000002.0NXC/bT*xJmx*PTEyMzg5MDUwMDEyNzAmcHQ9MTIzODkwNTAwNjI5OSZwPTYyNTEmZD1jb2RlYm94Jmc9MSZ*PSZvPWVmZjIxNzgwZWNmYjRkMGRhZGRjMmRiMDg5MjZiMWZi.gif" border="0" height="0" width="0"/><a href="http://blingee.com/blingee/view/87697327-mow" target="_blank" title="Build your own Blingee"><img alt="mow" src="http://image.blingee.com/images16/content/output/000/000/000/53a/403679630_616575.gif" title="mow" border="0" height="393" width="251"/></a></p> <p><i>Moonchild </i>by Aleister Crowley</p> <p>(Words cannot express how pleased I am about finding a <i>Twin Peaks</i> Blingee stamp, y'all.)</p>https://useyourallusion.tumblr.com/post/93624066https://useyourallusion.tumblr.com/post/93624066Mon, 06 Apr 2009 18:26:16 -0500Hustlers of the world, there is one Mark you cannot beat: The Mark Inside<p><img style="visibility: hidden; width: 0px; height: 0px;" src="http://counters.gigya.com/wildfire/IMP/CXNID=2000002.0NXC/bT*xJmx*PTEyMzg4MTY5MzA5MjgmcHQ9MTIzODgxNjkzNTYxNyZwPTYyNTEmZD1jb2RlYm94Jmc9MSZ*PSZvPWVmZjIxNzgwZWNmYjRkMGRhZGRjMmRiMDg5MjZiMWZi.gif" border="0" height="0" width="0"/><a href="http://blingee.com/blingee/view/87608689-mow" target="_blank" title="Myspace Glitter Graphics"><img alt="mow" src="http://image.blingee.com/images16/content/output/000/000/000/538/402966152_57668.gif" title="mow" border="0" height="400" width="249"/></a></p> <p><i>Naked Lunch </i>by William S. Burroughs</p>https://useyourallusion.tumblr.com/post/92782779https://useyourallusion.tumblr.com/post/92782779Fri, 03 Apr 2009 22:52:30 -0500Behind his eyes was endless night<p><img style="visibility: hidden; width: 0px; height: 0px;" src="http://counters.gigya.com/wildfire/IMP/CXNID=2000002.0NXC/bT*xJmx*PTEyMzg4MDc5ODY1NzQmcHQ9MTIzODgwODAwNzg1MCZwPTYyNTEmZD1jb2RlYm94Jmc9MSZ*PSZvPWVmZjIxNzgwZWNmYjRkMGRhZGRjMmRiMDg5MjZiMWZi.gif" border="0" height="0" width="0"/><a href="http://blingee.com/blingee/view/87601061-mow" target="_blank" title="Add Glitter to Pictures"><img alt="mow" src="http://image.blingee.com/images16/content/output/000/000/000/538/402905076_963802.gif" title="mow" border="0" height="400" width="267"/></a></p> <p><i>The Silence of the Lambs</i> by Thomas Harris<br/></p>https://useyourallusion.tumblr.com/post/92750042https://useyourallusion.tumblr.com/post/92750042Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:26:14 -0500Have you found any places where God would have felt at home?<p><img style="visibility: hidden; width: 0px; height: 0px;" src="http://counters.gigya.com/wildfire/IMP/CXNID=2000002.0NXC/bT*xJmx*PTEyMzg*NzIxMjIwMDEmcHQ9MTIzODQ3MjEyNjA*OCZwPTYyNTEmZD1jb2RlYm94Jmc9MSZ*PSZvPWVmZjIxNzgwZWNmYjRkMGRhZGRjMmRiMDg5MjZiMWZi.gif" border="0" height="0" width="0"/><a href="http://blingee.com/blingee/view/87318854-mow" target="_blank" title="Make custom Glitter Graphics"><img alt="mow" src="http://image.blingee.com/images16/content/output/000/000/000/534/400588310_812447.gif" title="mow" border="0" height="400" width="280"/></a></p> <p><i>The Name of the Rose </i>by Umberto Eco</p>https://useyourallusion.tumblr.com/post/92095693https://useyourallusion.tumblr.com/post/92095693Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:37:12 -0500We weren't good enough for the General<p><img style="visibility: hidden; width: 0px; height: 0px;" src="http://counters.gigya.com/wildfire/IMP/CXNID=2000002.0NXC/bT*xJmx*PTEyMzg*NzA1MDc1NDUmcHQ9MTIzODQ3MDUwOTgzOSZwPTYyNTEmZD1jb2RlYm94Jmc9MSZ*PSZvPWVmZjIxNzgwZWNmYjRkMGRhZGRjMmRiMDg5MjZiMWZi.gif" border="0" height="0" width="0"/><a href="http://blingee.com/blingee/view/87317800-mow" target="_blank" title="Myspace Glitter Graphics"><img alt="mow" src="http://image.blingee.com/images16/content/output/000/000/000/534/400579982_717945.gif" title="mow" border="0" height="379" width="244"/></a></p> <p><i>Watership Down </i>by Richard Adams</p>https://useyourallusion.tumblr.com/post/91732698https://useyourallusion.tumblr.com/post/91732698Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:33:28 -0500Remarks are not literature<p><img style="visibility: hidden; width: 0px; height: 0px;" src="http://counters.gigya.com/wildfire/IMP/CXNID=2000002.0NXC/bT*xJmx*PTEyMzg*NTI5Mjg4OTUmcHQ9MTIzODQ1MjkzMjIzMyZwPTYyNTEmZD1jb2RlYm94Jmc9MSZ*PSZvPWVmZjIxNzgwZWNmYjRkMGRhZGRjMmRiMDg5MjZiMWZi.gif" border="0" height="0" width="0"/><a href="http://blingee.com/blingee/view/87302254-mow" target="_blank" title="Personalized Glitter Graphics"><img alt="mow" src="http://image.blingee.com/images16/content/output/000/000/000/534/400455754_785841.gif" title="mow" border="0" height="400" width="250"/></a></p> <p><i>The Autobiography of Alice B. Toklas </i>by Gertrude Stein</p> <p>(For DJ Party Truman)</p> <p><i>In memoriam</i></p> <p>Alice B. Toklas McGoldfish</p> <p>2008-2009</p>https://useyourallusion.tumblr.com/post/91359824https://useyourallusion.tumblr.com/post/91359824Mon, 30 Mar 2009 17:48:33 -0500