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Gossip Girl in Rolling Stones

2009-03-19T17:33:00.000-07:00

First, let us start off by saying I know that I haven't blogged in a while (ohkay, in like, two, three days)
Because. Having dear relatives come over from China for a month long visit is a serious pain in the ass.
Seriously.
Especially when you're pathetically white-washed and barely manage to Chinese.
-sigh-

But. This is a new spread from the Rolling Stones Magazine, with The Gossip Girl Cast!
Fucking hot.
It looks like so much fun too.

First picture is hilarious. Aww, I see Chace's collarbone! :'D Being an anorexic allows you to appreciate different body parts than most people.
And. I think it's FUCKING great, that they don't mind Ed Westwick shirtless. So fucking what if he has hair like a grizzly? Or is a bit pudge'd up from all the booze. I like it :'D So do a lot of people.
Pillow Fight. I'd do that, but it'd be a hassle to clean up.

Jessica and Leighton's calves are looking a bit...healthy. As in, too round, not long enough.
Oh well. Not everybody's gene pool can produce ridiculously long legs.

[images via tFS]

Robert was at Wal-Mart

2009-03-15T10:35:00.001-07:00

I have no idea why he'd be there, but this is funny ;'D

She's been here long enough...

2009-03-15T10:32:00.000-07:00

...That she knows not to give the paparazzi crotch shots.
Very smart. Kinda awkward looking, but much safer than the alternative.

Props.

Kristen Stewart Interview

2009-03-15T10:27:00.001-07:00

Kristen Stewart talks NEW MOON and THE RUNAWAYS
Written by Steve 'Frosty' Weintraub

Just a few hours ago I did what many, many “Twilight” fans wish they could’ve done….I participated in a roundtable interview with Kristen Stewart. The reason she was out doing press today is she’s got a great new movie called “Adventureland” coming to theaters and she was doing some press before leaving for Vancouver to start shooting the next “Twilight” movie “New Moon”. In the next week or so I’ll have the entire transcript posted, but I figured all you “Twilight” fans would want to read what she said about that movie right now.

Thankfully, Kristen was in great spirits, so when we finally started talking about “New Moon” she was cool with the questions. But while many are just looking forward to “New Moon” and “Eclipse”, she’s also going to be playing Joan Jett in "The Runaways", and after hearing her talk so passionately about the project, I can see it means a great deal to her.

But enough about what I thought…here’s what Kristen said about her upcoming movies. And if you’d like to listen to the audio of the interview click here. Just know it’s the entire interview she did with Jesse Eisenberg. If you’d like to hear the stuff that’s posted below, it’s the last 7 minutes or so. Finally, for more on "Adventureland", click here.

Question: You're getting ready to shoot the new 'Twilight' film. What are you most looking forward to?

Kristen Stewart: Just picking up sort of where we left off. The story, there's like a six month period in between where the first one ended and the second on picks up, but nothing’s changed. They're at a good, solid point in their relationship. I'm interested to see him leave because that's what the first one is entirely based on, that abandoned devotion ultimate love story. Now she's going to be stripped of that and Bella is actually an interesting character on her own. Taylor Lautner is Jacob. It was under deliberation for a while so we're glad that he's doing it.

He was saying at the time that he was working out and was going to be twenty pounds heavier.

Kristen: He's jacked. It's crazy.

I saw a photo and he looks like he's on steroids he's so big.

Kristen: He's not on steroids.

He must've been doing some serious gym time.

Kristen: Yes.

Were you shocked when you saw the transformation?

Kristen: Yeah. I've seen the steady progression and I've seen him a lot since then. If I had seen Taylor who did 'Twilight' to the Taylor right now who's about to start 'New Moon', he's an entirely different person physically. I mean, it took him so much time. He's so devoted. He's amped, he’s really excited.

I heard the third one comes out the following summer. What does that mean for you guys as actors, are you going to be these characters for the next year? Do you get a break in between the next one?

Kristen: I have a movie in between. I do 'New Moon' and then we do 'The Runaways' and then we do ‘Eclipse’.

Are you Joan Jett?

Kristen: Yes.

So are you looking forward to that?

Kristen: Yes.

What kind of research are you doing?

Kristen: I'm just trying to immerse myself in the music scene, not in the scene, but to educate myself about it.

Has there been any question about playing Joan Jett from the people who are putting out Twilight for all these young teenage girls…

Kristen: Luckily they have nothing to say, yeah.

You're not concerned about that image at all because of all the young girls who are crazy about you?

Kristen: Joan is such a remarkable role model for any young girl. I mean, she was the first female to start a record label. She was so young, if not eighteen I think she was in her early twenties. She's an activist. She's a feminist. She's a great role model.

Are you going to be doing your own singing?

Kristen: I don't know yet, to be honest. I want to very badly but I also want it to sound right and I don't know if it'll be a combination where they lay our voices on top of each other or if it'll be just her or just me. We'll see. We'll see how able the other actors are to play the music themselves. It would be awesome. We're definitely on band practice. We're definitely going to be a group of people who can actually make music together. There's a lot of performance in the movie.

And Dakota Fanning is in both movies, right?

Kristen: Yep.

Have you worked with her before?

Kristen: No.

So you'll be spending like the next year with her basically on set.

Kristen: Yeah, absolutely. I've always loved what she's done. She's very controlled and poised. In terms of her actual work that she makes, it's always so different. She's gonna rock this. You talk about a band, she's going to have to lose herself in this because it's really pretty heavy.

Is there a sequence that you're looking forward to shooting?

Kristen: God, yeah. There are so many iconic ones. The relationship that's really interesting is Cheri and Joan, the two front men of the band. They get tattoos together in Japan and obviously they still have those tattoos. I'm looking forward to that just because it's such a fun part of the movie. I like the big conflict. Cheri can't really handle the success, nor does she want it necessarily in that respect. Joan is a very steady, self-assured and she knows this kick started her whole career. So to watch it all fall apart and her still stand, I'm excited about that. It's a really explosive scene. Amps are kicked through and guitars are smashed.

How is starting 'New Moon' knowing what to expect? You know now what the 'Twlight' thing is.

Kristen: It's so much easier. I mean, it's just experience and it's realizing that it's a different world. I'm just more aware. It's easier. I'm not as freaked out by it. It's all proven to be fine and at first I was just kind of freaked out. I was scared of it.

Does that mean you can have fun with it or are you still at the point where fun is a possibility?

Kristen: I mean, sometimes things are fun, but as long I just say what I mean and it's not entirely jumbled and I feel like some things gotten across. As long as I keep doing what I like to do then whatever happens with all this stuff is just going to happen and it's just whatever.

Are you doing a t-shirt line with Nikki?

Kristen: Oh, yeah, we're messing around with some t-shirts, but not like a line. I mean, we're like Sharpie drawing. Maybe you'll see them and maybe you won't.

Maybe it's just me, but it seems Kristen's pretty uncomfortable with interviews, given her succinct, almost to the point of being rude, responses.

Oh Dear..The Poor Dear.

2009-03-14T10:41:00.001-07:00

Dita Von Teese arrived at Nobu on March 11th 2009, looking very...odd.
Maybe she tried a different makeup technique?
It looks like she's extremely tired and looks older than usual.
Get lots of sleep Dita! It takes a lot to maintain a a perfect face.

[image via celebutopia]

Chace and Ed On Set

2009-03-14T10:38:00.000-07:00

Chace Crawford was on set with Leighton Meester yesterday.
Aww, he's all bundled up!
It looks like he got a haircut.
Ed looks so different with his hair pulled back like that.

[image via chaceconline]

Sweet Jesus...

2009-03-14T10:27:00.000-07:00

JStar's 2nd Video on his tour in the UK.

Pinktastic Once Again

2009-03-14T10:19:00.000-07:00

Last night, Victoria went to eat dinner at Scotts in London, wearing that Antonio Berardi dress and carrying a Chanel clutch.
It's been a while since she's wore pink. :'D

[image via zigazag-ha]

Chuck and Nate KISS

2009-03-13T17:32:00.000-07:00

Ahaha, no I'm lying, but don't we wish it?
Ed Westwick and Chace Crawford were on the Gossip Girl Set in New York City, and they look like they're about to have an intimate moment. Chace and Ed really do look like they're about to kiss.
Hilarious picture.

On a completely unrelated note, this picture is really perfect for when I'm 18, and want that nose job.
I want my nose to look like Chace's when I grow up :'D Hopefully, plastic surgery will get that advanced
If only I could get rid of my Asian eyes. So sad.

[image via celebutopia]

GQ Better Start Reprinting

2009-03-13T14:44:00.000-07:00

April 2009 GQ is going to run out. Fast.
At least, it probably will at my book store.
I'm probably going to get at least one copy :'D Two maybe, one to read and touch, the other to just look at. What a delicious waste of money I don't have.

Gahh! All the scruffiness is making me squeal.
Robert Pattinson's on the cover of GQ magazine (as I've said a while ago ;D) and also has a spread inside. One of the scans is a bit wonky, so I'll be on the lookout for HQs :'D
But seriously, these shots are fucking amazing. I might buy a third copy just to rip them out and frame them up.
Smoking might suck, but if he can look hot doing it, which he does, I don't give a shit.

[images via tFS]

How True is All This?

2009-03-13T12:12:00.000-07:00

NV: Their break-up wasn't really a break-up in terms of finality. It was over summer plans. NV were supposed to go away together, but his grandfather convinces him to take an internship instead. Vanessa thinks he's changing into something his family wants, that he doesn't want. NV still care about each other very much, but it's about Nate finding himself.

CB: Chuck and Blair kiss after Carter leaves. However, it ends badly in that Chuck says he wants to see the old Blair again, and she says the old Blair is gone. When he goes back to see Blair at her apartment, he finds Nate's jacket...

NB: After the NV breakup, Nate meets up with Blair and they start reminiscing about how their lives had been planned out.

Moar CB: Chuck tells Serena he thinks he's losing Blair after the CB makeout/"you've changed" conversation. Serena tells him to fight for her, so he goes and has another scene with Dorota! :D He asks to see B, but Dorota says she's sleeping. He says, "please tell her I came by," and THAT'S when he sees N's jacket.

NB Again: Their second scene is a cliffhanger. Nate takes B home and she takes his hand and asks him to stay. There is a moment, and then it cuts to Chuck showing up. So you are meant to think NB is happening again.

DS: Dan doesn't actually have a story line this episode. He just hangs out with Vanessa and Nate while Serena looks for Blair with Chuck. Serena finds him at the party and slaps him because she found out about the teacher, but DS still end on a friendly note.

Source: Xanga

This is apparently a synopsis for Gossip Girl Episode 2.19, the Grandfather.
Does it sound realistic to you?
It kinda sounds believably, but how reputable is this source? ;D

Gossip Girl "Age of Dissonance" Episode Guide

2009-03-13T12:00:00.000-07:00

Welcome back, Gossip Girl. How we missed your snarky one-liners and ridiculously lovable story lines.

HUGE SPOILERS AHEAD FOR THOSE WHO HAVENT WATCHED.

The show doesn't waste any time throwing us into the latter: every year, The Constance Billard and St. Jude seniors apparently put on a school play.

Participation is mandatory and this year's selection is "The Age of Innocence."

Of course, as Nate notes, Chuck manages to wiggle his way out of it with a doctor's note that confirms "a minute case of stage fright" for young Mr. Bass.

In the night's best, most subtle dig at Jeremy Piven, Nate says Chuck should have gone with "mercury poisoning" instead. Well played, Archibald.

This is a good time to get Chuck's story line out of the way as quickly as the writers did

Free from the constraints of the play, Chuck sits down at a restaurant, only to spot fellow rich boy/arch nemesis Carter Baizen.

Before these two can catch up, though, Elle walks over to the table.

Carter knows her by a different name, but no matter: this is definitely the mysterious girl that plays an unknown role in the society to which Bart Bass belonged.

Upon seeing Chuck, Elle dashes out of the establishment.

She later shows up at Chuck's apartment, though, and says she needs a way out of the country. Everyone's favorite Basshole must enlist the help of his enemy for this task, as Carter has some serious fake passport connections.

As soon as Chuck drops Elle off in Carter's limo, though, Baizen tells the driver to step on it, as he shows Chuck the tattoo on his wrist: it's the secret society symbol. Nooooo!

Later on, Chuck shows up at Elle's building (thinking she has her passport and the two of them can disappear together), only for her to say the society didn't wish her harm.

They just wanted her to sign confidentiality papers and gave her money to do so. So, you never cared about me, Chuck asked, as Elle made her getaway.

No, she replied, adding: you have a good heart. You should use it on someone that cares. In other words: this entire storyline evidently served as a way to motivate Chuck to fight for Blair.

Speaking of Blair

Miss Waldorf receives terrible news as soon as the episode begins.

Nelly Yuki got into Yale instead of her. Moreover, the Head Mistress confirms that someone leaked Blair's hazing of Ms. Carr to the school and they rescinded her early acceptance as a result.

Nelly pleads not guilty to this charge, so Blair is left to wonder who ratted her out. The suspicions intensify as everyone received a Gossip Girl blast that outlines Blair's former, shady relationship with Marcus.

Now, Blair knows who the culprit must be: Vanessa. Who else would possess this information?

Vanessa, of course, denies involvement. She's too busy to talk about it at length, though, as Serena has enlisted V's help: S has a crush on the self-involved play director and needs Vanessa to help her get his attention.

A plan is hatched

The director, Julian, heads over to Serena's apartment prior to opening night of the play. As they read lines together, Vanessa is on a blue-tooth, whispering helpful pieces of information into Serena's ear, the sort of insight into old books and movies that a haughty, stuffy director would appreciate.

Unfortunately, Nate overhears Vanessa speaking sweet nothings into the phone - for Serena to relay to Julian across town, remember - and thinks she is speaking to Julian herself. He suspects that something is going on between these two.

Something is definitely going on between Dan and Rachel.

Even though Rufus intercepts a note intended for Dan - which includes a key and an invitation to meet her at her apartment that night - and tells both Rachel and Dan to end it, neither can deny attraction for the another.

They end up having sex in the costume room at school. Way to go, Humphrey!

Cut to the play itself, where all Hell breaks loose:

With tensions mounting between various characters - another Gossip Girl blast earlier in the episode outed Serena's appearance in Page Six as the only reason she got into Yale, causing S to blame B for the betrayal - none can remain in character.

Nate accuses Julian of stealing his girlfriend, while Blair and Serena go at it like only they can.

Backstage - after Julian is actually given props by The New York Times critic in attendance because he supposedly combined a classic play with modern teenage angst - Dan realizes that Rachel was the one that blasted Gossip Girl with the damaging information about Blair.

He confronts her. She doesn't deny it.

Dan ends things with Rachel and tells Blair that she's the one responsible for ruining her chances at Yale (Dan also mentions to Blair that he banged the teacher in the costume room; why keep that information to yourself?!?).

When Blair threatens Rachel, the latter breaks down and apologizes.

Blair has an epiphany: she brought all this on herself. Sure, Ms. Carr should have acted in a mature manner. But Blair has been a conniving, dishonest, selfish individual for years.

In the end, she has no one to blame but herself for her life falling apart.

Here's where everyone stands as the episode ends:

Rachel leaves Dan a note, saying she's sorry and she is returning to Iowa;
Vanessa and Nate clear the air regarding the Julian misunderstanding, but also realize they have little in common;
Blair is sitting at a bar, sulking, drinking by herself... but only for a short period of time. Carter sidles up next to her, buys the downtrodden B a drink and has her hand on her leg as we fade to black.

Wow. A huge read.
But datz intenseee.

Taylor Momsen, Penn Badgley and Matthew Settle on Gossip Girl Set

2009-03-13T11:44:00.000-07:00

Hm.
Taylor Momsen, Penn Badgley and Matthew Settle were photographed walking around the Gossip Girl set in New York City.
Taylor, or Jenny's (?) style, has really took a turn.
That whole rocker look seems to be getting worse. Her hair does not look good.
Matthew and Penn look fine.
This picture just makes me wonder how tall Penn and Taylor really are. Penn's "supposedly" 6 feet, and Taylor's supposedly 5'8'', but with heels on, that means she should be around Penn's height.
I think Taylor's really around the 5'7'', not as tall as she says.

[image via splashnews]

There's No Use Denying It

2009-03-13T11:31:00.001-07:00

We've been trying to deny it, well, some of the hardcore fans, but there's no use trying to deny it any longer.
Former waif model Kate Moss is just that - a former waif.
Sweet Jesus, her weight gain is extremely apparent in this photo.
Kate Moss showed up at the Fendi show with her boyfriend, Jamie Hince, wearing matching gray outfits.
I love her dress, but we can clearly see how much weight she's gained. Around the hips, in the boobage, and on her face, especially around the jawline.
Ohdear. A teen anorexic's opinion should be taken with a grain of salt, but I think the weight gain doesn't look that great on her.
Then again, she's Kate Moss. She's only been to the Chanel Fashion Show, Chanel Party and Fendi party and she's also been seen shopping at Fendi.
Anyone here thinks she has a big campaign coming up?

[image via splash]

Dita Von Teese at West Coast Launch of Book

2009-03-11T19:28:00.001-07:00

Wow. Dita Von Teese at West Coast Launch of Stephen Sprouse Book.
I have no idea how she does it.
She looks great.
I have no idea how the other celebs do it either.
Taking a picture next to her would intimidate me.
[image via celebutopia]

A Tad Desperate, I Admit

2009-03-11T18:27:00.001-07:00

Robert Pattinson in How to Be, playing a guitar and looking all adorkable.

:'D

Kat Doll in Vogue Australia

2009-03-11T15:33:00.000-07:00

This face is set to rock fashion shows everywhere.
Kat's done haute couture, fashion editorials everywhere.
She's recently done another fashion show in Paris, and now a fucking spread in Vogue Australia.
It looks like we have another successful model come out of ANTM. Possibly a Mollie Sue, or Elyse level contestant.
I sure hope so.

Go Kat Doll. Tyra might've not liked you, but it looks like the fashion world sure does.

For her full spread, click here

[image via twop]

Stomp Those Streets

2009-03-11T15:22:00.001-07:00

Robert Pattinson the streets again! Guess what!
Wearing an old jacket, and his daily Nikes :'D How I love it.

He seems to be chipper, swinging that water bottle.

[image via laineygossip]

Rob is Drunk Again!

2009-03-09T15:54:00.000-07:00

Robert Pattinson posed with a fan at a local club in Vancouver.
Nice hat. ;'D
Apparently, he was equal parts friendly and drunk.
Doesn't surprise me he drinks. But he doesn't look it in the picture. Very cute.

[image via laineygossip]

Hello Kitty Tees Make Great First Impressions

2009-03-09T13:22:00.000-07:00

Mascara makes the world go round.
So does Jeffree Star.

That dude, CJ is it? Super fucking skinny. I love it.

Grandfathers are sexier than ever.

2009-03-09T12:34:00.001-07:00

I kid. ;'D
Below is the synopsis of Gossip Girl Episode "The Grandfather", which is 2.19 I believe.
It was released from a CW Press.

Blair Waldorf explores her dark side.

Devastated by the recent plot twist in her life, Blair (Leighton Meester) turns her back on her predictable Waldorf existence in favor of a wild, unpredictable lifestyle, causing Serena (Blake Lively) and Chuck (Ed Westwick) to have serious concerns about their friend.

Vanessa (Jessica Szohr) convinces Nate (Chace Crawford) that it may be time to forgive and forget when it comes to his mother's Kennedyesque family, The Vanderbilts, who abandoned Nate and his mother when they needed them most.

In a misguided effort to be completely honest with each other, Lily (Kelly Rutherford) and Rufus (Matthew Settle) agree to share lists of their past lovers.

Wow. Hardcore, yo. But that's what keeps me watching.

NY Nicks = <3

2009-03-09T12:06:00.000-07:00

Click for h00g pics :'D

Chace Crawford, Leighton MEester and Sebastian Stan attended a NY Nicks Game.
CLICK FOR THE BIG PIX.
Leighton and Sebastian seemed to have gotten a bit frisky.
I wonder how Chace feels, kinda being the third wheel.
Ohwell, he looks gosh darn happy watching the game, wearing his baseball cap that he always does.

PS. Only in New York, could the hot people of Gossip Girl not be screamed at by fans. I'd definitely be staring at them instead of the game

[image via tFS]

Becks having Dinner at Da Giacomo

2009-03-09T11:53:00.000-07:00

Click for Gigantic HQ :'D

Alright, that first pic isn't about Victoria, it's mostly about David Beckham and how amazing he looks. Which is reeeallly amazing.

Victoria and David Beckham were leaving Da Giacomo in Milan, Italy, where they had dinner yesterday.

David seriously looks amazing :'D I can't even focus on Victoria.

[image via celebutopia]

Kristen Stewart in Nylon Mexico Magazine

2009-03-08T15:15:00.001-07:00

Woahh, she looks different.
Way different.
But she looks good.
The cover and the first few pictures are really good, and look like her, they scream Kristen.

But those last two pictures are more...punky?
That second last picture just screams 'Avril Lavigne Music Video'

But no worries, I love it all. :'D

[image via twilightpoison.com, community.livejournal.com/team_kbitch]

Reebok You Say?

2009-03-08T14:27:00.001-07:00

Leighton Meester is featured in a reebok ad.
Them Gossip Girl Stars love their shoe ads.
But I do like this more than Ed in K-Swiss.

[image via tFS]