Ugliest Tattoos - Funny Tattoos

No, No, No

Jessica — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 23:00:22 +0000

Hey, what better way to honor Amy Winehouse’s life than by getting a tattoo of her while you’re fall-down drunk? If she could see this tattoo from heaven, she’d probably throw a pint glass at a fan and then take a nap under a bar stool. (That means “I approve” in Winehousian.)

Submitted by: Unknown

Fierce

Jessica — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 20:00:52 +0000

Hey, not every lion can be the king of the jungle. Someone has to be the meth-burnout 7-Eleven employee of the jungle.

Submitted by: Unknown

So Sugar IS Bad for You!

Jessica — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 17:00:14 +0000

God I hate to see cupcake-on-cupcake violence. This is worse than the time Mrs. Butterworth got assaulted by the Pillsbury Dough Boy.

Submitted by: Alex

What, No Scrambled Eggs?

Jessica — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 14:00:14 +0000

Screw mink. Nothing is more elegant that a couple of bacon slices draped around your shoulders. Take note, Joan Collins.

Submitted by:

tonique

Via: headofrothchild.com

The Family That Fails Together

Jessica — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 23:00:41 +0000

Wow. Someone hasn’t flossed in a while.

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: www.facebook.com

That’s it, From Now on I’m Going to a Different Gym

Jessica — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 20:00:33 +0000

Danny Bonaduce is actually looking better than I would have expected.

Submitted by: Raphael

Four Score and Seven Bones Ago

Jessica — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 17:00:14 +0000

Huh. Abe Lincoln’s head on Demi Moore’s body. Who’da thunk?

Submitted by: Wanderer

But Classy for at Least Ten

Jessica — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 14:00:13 +0000

This is bad even by DIY standards. Even a tattoo done while actually engaging in 69 shouldn’t be this ugly.

Submitted by: Pete

Tramp Stamp Up

Jessica — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 23:00:26 +0000

Have you ever considered cowgirling down? Just a thought.

Submitted by: Jamie S.

Recipe for Awesome

Jessica — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 20:00:19 +0000

Rye + bitters + sugar + ice + glass = GREAT IDEA.

Submitted by: Jimbo