I have nothing against tattoos myself. Just bad ones. All those butterfly tramp stamps, misspelled inspirational quotes, and poorly drawn phallic cartoons give tattoo fanatics a less than stellar reputation. But for every tramp stamp there’s a tattoo out there that can definitively be called “art.”

Discuss amongst yourselves…

I never was big on these villains. Going with a henchmen tattoo definitely requires a certain mindset.

There are any number of latent sexual innuendo-type jokes I can make here, but that would be uncouth of me…….Eh screw it. I’D LIKE TO BLOW UP HER DEATH STAR. Ahem. Glad that’s out of my system of now. –JackNick

The fact that this also located on the wrong side of the body leads me to some very disturbing images. Of course those images are no better in a version of the nightmare where the genitalia are on the correct side.

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Having this written on any part of your body is bad enough. Going for the inner lower lip is a two-fer though: you get both the pain and the years of regret before your inevitable laser-removal.

I know there’s no evolutionary reason for male nipples, but I highly doubt that this is what they’re for.

What’s sad is that without the completely blacked out arm this would be a pretty cool tattoo. As it is, the whole “night sky” motif doesn’t really belong on skin (this of course is entirely dependent on how drunk you are).

Oddly enough I’d see this movie, if only to find out why the hell she got that tattoo in the first place. A first-hand peek inside the mind of the Girl With the Drake Tattoo would the psychological thriller of the year.

NOTE: Yes, I’m well aware of how old the original photo is.

For me this would be an automatic dealbreaker. Tattoos threatening me with paternal violence is where I draw the line. Maybe I’m old-fashioned (or new-fashioned?) that way.

Looks like a dream wedding day to me. Except mine would have way more skin and vital organs and less creepy. Way less creepy.