twutter

Goodbye

2011-02-26T20:14:00.002Z

This looks very 1980s

2011-02-26T16:45:00.002Z

Tuffy of Labour with 74 votes apparently

2011-02-26T15:13:00.000Z

People only get excited when they hate you

2011-02-26T14:54:00.001Z

2011-02-26T14:52:00.001Z

Hooping and hollering like monkeys with a banana. There was non of this "victory" shite with the UK general election. All happy to have the big wages now. Cunts.

2011-02-26T14:39:00.000Z

Some amount of bog men in this general election. "Christ jaysus, the votes, the votes!"

Pat Rabbitt In an outside inside room

2011-02-26T14:34:00.002Z

Odd looking ceiling.

2011-02-26T14:26:00.002Z

Most important day in Irish history ever! And twitter falls apart. Twutter lives!

2010-09-13T11:21:00.000+01:00

People who moan about users not updating IE6 are the same people who lambasted Microsoft for their constant "patching" (aka automatic updates). Tough shit.

2010-06-17T23:43:00.002+01:00

I just spotted something really awesome! RTÉ nuacth use a picture of Victor Garber instead of Enda Kenny. Dear fuck, why do they employ cretins like this. They are giving people money just to fuck up!!! I can't wait for the TV licence inspector to come around.. I'll cut the fuckers throat.

2010-06-17T23:42:00.002+01:00

http://goo.gl/Zct1 <--- the new Fine Gael front bench.

Twitter Is So Shit!

2010-06-17T23:41:00.002+01:00

Fail whaling itself into oblivion!

2010-06-13T10:43:00.001+01:00

I'm looking back at what I wrote here. Gold. God it seems Twitter really stifles what I write. I'm probably afraid of stepping on too many toes.

2010-06-13T10:29:00.003+01:00

Almost an exact year since I left Twutter for Twitter. Lasted longer than I imagined.

2010-06-13T10:21:00.004+01:00

So I was asking myself, what's it like coming back to Twutter. Well it feels good actually. I get all the convenience of "micro blogging" without having to concern myself with shitty abbreviations which change the context, just to keep within a 140 character limit. And no Fail Whales. Pretty good so.

2010-06-13T10:21:00.002+01:00

Twitter is over capacity eh? It's been like like for a good few weeks now. Twitter isn't just failing, it's falling apart! Twutter is bad, but Twitter is shitter.

I think I called this pretty well

2009-05-16T23:02:00.002+01:00

I said Norway would be the one to beat... Iceland was my personal win... azerbaijan had a sexy bitch... and the UK was so random it might win. And that's the top 4 right there.

Norway was not that good

2009-05-16T22:55:00.001+01:00

Jeez come on... it couldnt be that good... Want to see him on rotten.com with his head exploded!

Fix!

2009-05-16T22:40:00.001+01:00

Sorry, no way Norway could be that universal.

2009-05-16T22:29:00.001+01:00

Fucking Norway cunt.... want to bash his head in.

2009-05-16T22:26:00.001+01:00

Even the Icelandic vote woman is hot.

Votes

2009-05-16T22:22:00.001+01:00

ICELAND F T FUCKING W!

2009-05-16T22:14:00.001+01:00

Man, that is sex right there... stage diving with the pool and all.

2009-05-16T22:11:00.001+01:00

Damn those flying sex pools are sexy... like having sex with an AIDS victim using a condom

Interval Act

2009-05-16T22:09:00.001+01:00

Sexy heroin addict in water