Two Sentence Stories http://www.twosentencestories.com Big stories told in two little sentences Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:35:49 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Be whatever you want http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TwoSentenceStories/~3/giFuJHCwtnM/ http://www.twosentencestories.com/mathew/ferguson/writer/be-whatever-you-want/#comments Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:35:49 +0000 Mathew Ferguson http://www.twosentencestories.com/?p=1202 Warning: Invalid argument supplied for foreach() in /home/twosente/public_html/wp-content/plugins/plugin-wonderful/plugin-wonderful.php on line 70
Neil Armstrong said you can be whatever you want if you apply yourself. I want to be a monkey. Related posts:Collection Is it just me or is a collection of... Related posts:
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Neil Armstrong said you can be whatever you want if you apply yourself.
I want to be a monkey.

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I nearly vomited.
Their HEADS were POTATOES!

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]]> http://www.twosentencestories.com/mathew/ferguson/writer/popular-toy/feed/ 0 http://www.twosentencestories.com/mathew/ferguson/writer/popular-toy/ So Much for the Stage Manager’s Hook http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TwoSentenceStories/~3/MPOFYux21Eo/ http://www.twosentencestories.com/mathew/ferguson/writer/so-much-for-the-stage-managers-hook/#comments Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:14:55 +0000 Robert Laughlin http://www.twosentencestories.com/?p=3771 Warning: Invalid argument supplied for foreach() in /home/twosente/public_html/wp-content/plugins/plugin-wonderful/plugin-wonderful.php on line 70
The winner handcuffed himself to the podium and, with his free hand, got out a scroll that unrolled to the floor. “I’d like to thank…” This post was submitted by Robert Laughlin. Related posts:“Free” One of them would be free. The other one... The First Two Sentence Story Competition! FREE Flash Fiction / Micro Fiction / [...] Related posts:
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The winner handcuffed himself to the podium and, with his free hand, got out a scroll that unrolled to the floor. “I’d like to thank…”

This post was submitted by Robert Laughlin.

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I’m not lonely.
I’m just alone.

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i heard the lock in the door and realized the only judgment i should let matter should be mine. judging even the previous sentence, i drive myself crazy.

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If I ever go to Frankfurt I think I shall make a joke about the name.
Then I’ll feel dumb for being so cliché.

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No dimming that switch mister!
We need the sunlight.

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I got my hepatitis test results back today. I’m still a straight-A student!

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It wasn’t all bad.
Sometimes she made food.

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I raced up the flight of stairs two at a time. Upon reaching the top, I promptly forgot why I needed to go upstairs to begin with.

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