Two Sentence Stories

Quantum Singularities Are Hazardous To Your Marital Health

Sun, 14 Mar 2010 13:22:03 +0000

“You suck,” I shouted, drawing a vindictive stare from my wife.

“No, I was talking to the black hole,” I added, as our bodies were ripped apart by the tidal forces.

This post was submitted by Martin T. Ingham.

Black hole Inside a black hole the forces are so extreme...
Ripples The mountain lake was calm, mirror-like as she picked...
Unaware As the shadows made their way up the mountains...

Rental

Mathew Ferguson — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:36:25 +0000

Rental agents annoy me.
So do rental wives.

Cave Men, go home to your wives and tell them...

Be whatever you want

Mathew Ferguson — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:35:49 +0000

Neil Armstrong said you can be whatever you want if you apply yourself.
I want to be a monkey.

Collection Is it just me or is a collection of...

Popular toy

Mathew Ferguson — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:35:22 +0000

I nearly vomited.
Their HEADS were POTATOES!

Casualties Attention is a click of heels, perfect creases, heads...

So Much for the Stage Manager’s Hook

Robert Laughlin — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:14:55 +0000

The winner handcuffed himself to the podium and, with his free hand, got out a scroll that unrolled to the floor. “I’d like to thank…”

This post was submitted by Robert Laughlin.

“Free” One of them would be free. The other one...
The First Two Sentence Story Competition! FREE Flash Fiction / Micro Fiction / Two Sentence...
Love and Life Hand in hand the young lovers strolled along the...

There is a difference

Mathew Ferguson — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:35:02 +0000

I’m not lonely.
I’m just alone.

Lonely bored So you were lonely and I was bored and...

the worst critic, i project onto you

somegirl — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 06:36:30 +0000

i heard the lock in the door and realized the only judgment i should let matter should be mine. judging even the previous sentence, i drive myself crazy.

This post was submitted by somegirl.

Going back home She stood in the middle of her empty apartment,...
Lunch The lion, watching her prey,paced back and forth in...
Never Say Goodbye I leaned over the coffin, my hot tears falling...

Frankfurt

Mathew Ferguson — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:17:41 +0000

If I ever go to Frankfurt I think I shall make a joke about the name.
Then I’ll feel dumb for being so cliché.

Joke She knew if they went to the Eiffel Tower...
Joke As a joke I took them to see the...
Revolution Wasn’t it funny that I used to joke that...

Switch

Mathew Ferguson — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 21:41:37 +0000

No dimming that switch mister!
We need the sunlight.

Intrusion I take a good long stretch as I awaken...
Regret She looked stunning in her white wedding dress, the...

Straight-A student

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 04:11:42 +0000

I got my hepatitis test results back today. I’m still a straight-A student!

This post was submitted by Chris.

Never Say Goodbye I leaned over the coffin, my hot tears falling...
Testing one’s patience “Ok, class,” the tired and exasperated teacher intoned to...
the big fight once, there was a brawl between mr. a.p. test...