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Wanted: moms,students, yuppies! Your idea might be what #Unilab is looking for. Share it and get rewarded.

noreply@blogger.com (lancerie) — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 23:51:00 PST

Wanted: moms,students, yuppies! Your idea might be what #Unilab is looking for. Share it and get rewarded.

Unilab Link Up

Unilab launches its first open-source program for innovations in healthcare through Unilab Link-Up, an online facility where innovators, suppliers, and consumers can submit their innovative ideas for new and improved health and wellness products, services, packaging, and manufacturing technologies.

The first of its kind for a Filipino pharmaceutical and healthcare company, Unilab Link-Up serves as an open-door facility that matches an innovative idea from practically anyone in the country with the resources of Unilab to bring the idea to market. The program also aims to provide solutions to health and wellness needs of Filipinos that have yet to be addressed by existing products and services in the country.

Your idea. Unilab’s resources. Our future. Submit your idea now!

"feel, don't think, use your instincts" Relive #StarWars1in3D this February 9

noreply@blogger.com (lancerie) — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 00:02:00 PST

"feel, don't think, use your instincts" Relive #StarWars1in3D this February 9

May the Force Be With You... on February 9

The greatest saga of all time is coming to the big screen in spectacular 3D. Experience the wonder, the excitement, the adventure.

This February, experience Star Wars like never before. STAR WARS EPISODE 1 The Phantom Menace in 3D. Only on the big screen February 9, 2012.

Para parating good job, mag- #Biogesic! Tulad ni John Lloyd, good job sa http://on.fb.me/wDbijq

noreply@blogger.com (lancerie) — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 00:51:00 PST

Para parating good job, mag- #Biogesic! Tulad ni John Lloyd, good job sa http://on.fb.me/wDbijq

Still effective and safe?

We're one month past 2012, 11 months to go! Are you still equipped to take on the tasks and challenges ahead?

Like John Lloyd Cruz, you can be effective and safe - with BIOGESIC! The no.1 brand trusted by doctors and millions of Filipinos supports cinema's golden boy in his first movie with Angel Locsin, 'UnOfficially Yours'.

Catch it in theaters this February 15!

The Wedding Library is organizing the #BridalFair2012! =)

noreply@blogger.com (lancerie) — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 20:23:00 PST

The Wedding Library is organizing the #BridalFair2012! =)

Weddings & Debuts 2012 Bridal Fair

WHAT: Weddings & Debuts 2012 Bridal Fair (organized by The Wedding Library)

WHEN: February 17, 18, & 19, 2012 - 10:00 am to 9 pm

WHERE: SM Megatrade Halls 1, 2, & 3, SM Megamall

Watch out for the following:
- More than 300 exhibitors to choose from
- Raffle prizes including PHP 25,000 cash for an on-the-spot booking couple/celebrator, three (3) PHP 10,000 cash for on-the-spot booking couples/celebrators who will book on the Bridal Fair's first day, February 18, 2012

santa changed his religion

noreply@blogger.com (lancerie) — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 19:56:00 PST

Fed up with people making fun of him, Santa decided to change his religion. He joined a priest in a church as his assistant.
One day the priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended,
He called Santa D'Costa (his new assistant) and asked him to cover for him.

Santa told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to stay with him for a little while and learn what to do.

Santa joined the priest and then followed him into the confessional. A few minutes later a woman came in and said "Father, forgive me for I have sinned"
Priest: "What did you do?"
Woman: " I committed adultery"
Priest: "How many times?"
Woman: "Three times"
Priest: "Say Two Hail Marys, put $ 5.00 in the charity box, and sin no more"

A few minutes later a man entered the confessional.
He said "Father, forgive me for I have sinned"
Priest: "What did you do?"
Man: "I committed adultery"
Priest: "How many times?"
Man: "Three times"
Priest: "Say two Hail Marys, put $ 5.00 in the charity box, and sin no more"

Santa, a quick learner, told the priest that he understood the job and the priest could leave. Santa D'costa was now alone. A few minutes later another woman entered and said "Father, forgive me for I have sinned"
Santa: "What did you do?"
Woman: "I committed adultery"
Santa: "How many times?"
Woman: "Once"
Santa: "Go do it two more times, we have a special offer this week, three times for $ 5.00"

Give the gift they’ve always wanted, at a price you’ll love. #DealGrocer

noreply@blogger.com (lancerie) — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 19:01:00 PST

Give the gift they’ve always wanted, at a price you’ll love. #DealGrocer

Offering you a taste of the good life

Hi, Churpers!

Deal Grocer lets you give gifts that offer a taste of the good life. Deal Grocer has partnered with 200+ of the country’s most sought-after hotels, resorts, restaurants, retail stores and beauty brands to offer you luxurious getaways, lavish dining experiences, exquisite retail finds and world- class beauty services—up to 50% off.

Give gifts to your loved ones, at prices you’ll love. =)

How does getting rewarded through sharing sounds like to you? Join #phchurpchurp today and bring more friends to the community!

noreply@blogger.com (lancerie) — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 16:03:00 PST

How does getting rewarded through sharing sounds like to you? Join #phchurpchurp today and bring more friends to the community!

Invite your friends and get rewarded for sharing new promos and trends you love the most!

Ready to burst out all the latest awesome news to your friends? Get rewarded by doing so!

Bring your friends to sign up today and get rewarded Php15.00 per friend invited.

The more, the merrier!

Efficient secretary

noreply@blogger.com (lancerie) — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 19:43:00 PST

Santa comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work.

The little girl asks, "Daddy, I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her a doll?"

Feeling his wife, Jeeto's gaze upon him, Santa explains, "Well, honey, my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types like you wouldn't believe, she knows the computer system, and is very efficient."

"Oh," says the little girl, "I thought it was because she closed her eyes when you lay her down on the couch."

Be number 1 and end up at the number 1 party destination! #RIOMintsLab gives you Republiq, if you’re number 1!

noreply@blogger.com (lancerie) — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 18:51:00 PST

Be number 1 and end up at the number 1 party destination! #RIOMintsLab gives you Republiq, if you’re number 1!

The coolest mints in town just became more fun!

Are you ready for the holidays? Celebrate with us with RIO MINTS COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS promo! Just download the new Rio Mints Lab app (for iPhone/iPad/iPod) from their page, play, and get a chance to win amazing prizes weekly!

Rio Mints Lab brings you 3 mini games to excite and keep you busy - BILLBOARD IN THE RIO MINTS CITY, MAGIC MIRROR ON THE WALL, and RIO MINTS DO THE MOVE.

Play away, collect points, and win Php4,000 worth of REPUBLIQ gift certificates!

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RT @ianaraneta23 Sarap magroad trip w/ my Suzuki Raider after magchampion sa UFL. http://t.co/AMN15gF1 #SuzukiMotorsPH

noreply@blogger.com (lancerie) — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 17:13:00 PST

RT @ianaraneta23 Sarap magroad trip w/ my Suzuki Raider after magchampion sa UFL. http://t.co/AMN15gF1 #SuzukiMotorsPH

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Bakit Hindi Ka Pa Nakamotor? Mag-Suzuki Ka Na

Suzuki Philippines Inc. (SPH) , a highly-recognized company in the motorcycle manufacturing industry, recently launched “Bakit Hindi Ka Pa Nakamotor? Mag-Suzuki Ka Na,” a straightforward information campaign that communicates the advantages of riding motorcycles. The campaign encourages commuters to create a beneficial shift from commuting using public utility vehicles to being the boss of their own, by getting their own motorcycle.

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#MUJIXmas2011 has everything for your dad, mom, baby bro and big sis! Selected gift sets at 20% off!

noreply@blogger.com (lancerie) — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 16:59:00 PST

#MUJIXmas2011 has everything for your dad, mom, baby bro and big sis! Selected gift sets at 20% off!

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MUJI Holiday Promo

Hi, Churpers!

Carrying a massive range of product categories, MUJI is your best bet as the one-stop shopping spot this Christmas. As malls and bazaars slowly pack in crowds of eager and competitive shoppers, MUJI offers you many options as Christmas presents for everyone and for yourself.

Get 20% OFF on MUJI Gift Sets

MUJI makes your Christmas shopping experience a breeze with five (5) trouble-free gift sets of selected items. Well-chosen items are mixed and matched together with every family member or close friend in mind, who would want to receive something special and functional. Buy these items as a set to save 20% on their total purchase amount.

Get 20% OFF on this gift set: 1 MUJI Nylon Makeup Case + 2 MUJI Makeup PP Storage Trays/Boxes #MUJIXmas2011

noreply@blogger.com (lancerie) — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 17:09:00 PST

Get 20% OFF on this gift set: 1 MUJI Nylon Makeup Case + 2 MUJI Makeup PP Storage Trays/Boxes #MUJIXmas2011

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MUJI Holiday Promo

Hi, Churpers!

Carrying a massive range of product categories, MUJI is your best bet as the one-stop shopping spot this Christmas. As malls and bazaars slowly pack in crowds of eager and competitive shoppers, MUJI offers you many options as Christmas presents for everyone and for yourself.

Get 20% OFF on MUJI Gift Sets

MUJI makes your Christmas shopping experience a breeze with five (5) trouble-free gift sets of selected items. Well-chosen items are mixed and matched together with every family member or close friend in mind, who would want to receive something special and functional. Buy these items as a set to save 20% on their total purchase amount.

Pearly whites may get her attention, but the new Kia Rio is what keeps her captivated. Get real, Get Rio! #KIARIOgogetreal

noreply@blogger.com (lancerie) — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 16:55:00 PST

Pearly whites may get her attention, but the new Kia Rio is what keeps her captivated. Get real, Get Rio! #KIARIOgogetreal

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Kia Rio

The all-new Rio has integrated the latest technology with the sporty and dynamic design. It fits for young people who seek for a distinctive and intelligent car with its innovative features, good performance, and eco-friendly engine.

You can have a pleasant drive and enjoy the newest features in the new Rio. Share this awesome news now!

Want a whole new party outfit to sparkle in this Christmas season? Win Zara GCs from #RIOMintsLab!

noreply@blogger.com (lancerie) — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 04:12:00 PST

Want a whole new party outfit to sparkle in this Christmas season? Win Zara GCs from #RIOMintsLab!

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The coolest mints in town just became more fun!

Are you ready for the holidays? Celebrate with us with RIO MINTS COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS promo! Just download the new Rio Mints Lab app (for iPhone/iPad/iPod) from their page, play, and get a chance to win amazing prizes weekly!

Rio Mints Lab brings you 3 mini games to excite and keep you busy - BILLBOARD IN THE RIO MINTS CITY, MAGIC MIRROR ON THE WALL, and RIO MINTS DO THE MOVE.

Play away, collect points, and win a ZARA Php 3,000 gift certificates!

Mini CAT - The Car that runs on Air

noreply@blogger.com (lancerie) — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 18:48:00 PST

Will it be the next big thing?

Tata Motors of India thinks so.

What will the Oil Companies do to stop it?

It is an auto engine that runs on air. That's right; air not gas or diesel or electric but just the air around us. Take a look.

Tata Motors of India has scheduled the Air Car to hit Indian streets by August 2012

The Air Car, developed by ex-Formula One engineer Guy N. For Luxembourg-based MDI, uses compressed air to push its engine's pistons and make the car go.

The Air Car, called the "Mini CAT" could cost around 365,757 rupees in India or $8,177 US.

The Mini CAT which is a simple, light urban car, with a tubular chassis, a body of fiberglass that is glued not welded and powered by compressed air. A Microprocessor is used to control all electrical functions of the car. One tiny radio transmitter sends instructions to the lights, turn signals and every other electrical device on the car. Which are not many.

The temperature of the clean air expelled by the exhaust pipe is between 0-15 degrees below zero, which makes it suitable for use by the internal air conditioning system with no need for gases or loss of power.

There are no keys, just an access card which can be read by the car from your pocket. According to the designers, it costs less than 50 rupees per 1 00 KM, that's about a tenth the cost of a car running on gas. It's mileage is about double that of the most advanced electric car, a factor which makes it a perfect choice for city motorists. The car has a top speed of 1 05 KM per hour or 60 mph and would have a range of around 300 km or 1 85 miles between refuels. Refilling the car will take place at adapted gas stations with special air compressors. A fill up will only take two to three minutes and costs approximately 1 00 rupees and the car will be ready to go another 300 kilometers.

This car can also be filled at home with it's on board compressor. It will take 3-4 hours to refill the tank, but it can be done while you sleep.

Because there is no combustion engine, changing the 1 liter of vegetable oil is only necessary every 50,000 KM or 30,000 miles. Due to its simplicity, there is very little maintenance to be done on this car.

This Air Car almost sounds too good to be true. We'll see in August. 2012

My New Toy

noreply@blogger.com (lancerie) — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 16:56:00 PST

Last night my wife bought me a camera. My new toy is GE x500 with 16 megapixel and 15x optical zoom. For like me that has no background on photography it is still difficult to use, but maybe two or three days we'll be ok.

Khloe Kardashian and Elijah Wood are fans of the stylish Nescafe Dolce Gusto machine! And #RIOMintsLab is giving away one!

noreply@blogger.com (lancerie) — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 16:34:00 PST

Khloe Kardashian and Elijah Wood are fans of the stylish Nescafe Dolce Gusto machine! And #RIOMintsLab is giving away one!

The coolest mints in town just became more fun!

Are you ready for the holidays? Celebrate with us with RIO MINTS COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS promo! Just download the new Rio Mints Lab app (for iPhone/iPad/iPod) from their page, play, and get a chance to win amazing prizes weekly!

Rio Mints Lab brings you 3 mini games to excite and keep you busy - BILLBOARD IN THE RIO MINTS CITY, MAGIC MIRROR ON THE WALL, and RIO MINTS DO THE MOVE.

Play away, collect points, and win a Nescafe DOLCE GUSTO machine!

Looking fab has never been this easy! Shop with your Forever21MasterCard and get exclusive privileges! #Forever21MC

noreply@blogger.com (lancerie) — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 16:20:00 PST

Looking fab has never been this easy! Shop with your Forever21MasterCard and get exclusive privileges! #Forever21MC

Fab It Forward with Forever 21 MasterCard!

Apply now for a Forever 21 MasterCard!

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Keep using your Forever 21 MasterCard and earn rewards points from all your spending. You earn more points when you shop at Forever 21 in the Philippines.

Priority Access to Sale Events

Get first hand updates on Forever 21 special sale events and enjoy percentage discount offerings on regular-priced items. Be the first to check out discounted and regular-priced items through your early pass privilege before mall opening.

5% Rebate during SM's 3-Day Sale

For a minimum spend of P5,000, enjoy 5% rebate on discounted and regular-priced items,

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As a birthday treat, enjoy special discounts on selected items.

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Did you know the women who use most whitening products suffer from skin ageing? Fight the signs now. #OlayPH

noreply@blogger.com (lancerie) — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 19:30:00 PST

Did you know the women who use most whitening products suffer from skin ageing? Fight the signs now. #OlayPH

Get whitening and anti-ageing benefits

Based on a study conducted among women, 90% of whitening cream users actually suffers from skin ageing. A lot of women are not aware that when they reach a certain age, their whitening cream is not enough; they need an anti-ageing cream like Olay Total Effects to address both whitening and anti-ageing needs.

A good test whether a woman needs an anti-ageing cream like Olay Total Effects is to compare their pictures from afar and their pictures up close. A woman who already needs an anti-ageing cream but only uses a whitening cream may look fair from afar but up close, she would have signs of ageing like lines and wrinkles.

If you still don't know him, you're missing out! CAPTAIN MORGAN IS THE MAN!! #WhoIsThisGuy

noreply@blogger.com (lancerie) — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 17:27:00 PST

If you still don't know him, you're missing out! CAPTAIN MORGAN IS THE MAN!! #WhoIsThisGuy

Who is this guy?

There's this guy, dressed as a pirate, going around looking for a treasure chest. Any idea who this guy is, what's inside the treasure chest, or where the treasure chest is?

Have you seen him too?

Most Embarrassing Work Mishaps

noreply@blogger.com (lancerie) — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 10:23:00 PST

Sleeping in a corporate meeting is no more at the top of the list of most embarrassing mishaps at work - calling your boss 'mum' or 'dad' is.

Women with their skirts stuck in their pants and men calling the boss "mum" or "dad" are among the most embarrassing social mishaps at work, according to new UK survey.

Carried out amongst of 3,000 workers by vocational tuition provider Home Learning College, it revealed that men are more prone to these gaffes than women.

Another one that tops the list is sending an unprofessional or bitchy email to the wrong person.

Interestingly, nine per cent of men name being caught in an "inappropriate situation" with a colleague at an office party as their most uncomfortable moment.

But for women, the number is only six per cent.

"Over the course of our lives it's likely that we will all have at least one memory that makes us cringe," The Daily Express quoted Home Learning's Dave Snow, as saying.

Gorgeous white skin may be a real head-turner, but it doesn’t attract quite like the new 2012 Kia Rio. #KIARIOgogetreal

noreply@blogger.com (lancerie) — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 04:58:00 PST

Gorgeous white skin may be a real head-turner, but it doesn’t attract quite like the new 2012 Kia Rio. #KIARIOgogetreal

Kia Rio

The all-new Rio has integrated the latest technology with the sporty and dynamic design. It fits for young people who seek for a distinctive and intelligent car with its innovative features, good performance, and eco-friendly engine.

You can have a pleasant drive and enjoy the newest features in the new Rio. Share this awesome news now!

8 Weird Things Men Like in Women

noreply@blogger.com (lancerie) — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 16:59:00 PST

Men are crazy. And they get crazier when they see you approach him in those red pumps and skinny jeans with a baggy and casual tee in style and confidence. Although there are a thousand things which make your irresistible, here are the top most unbelievable ones:

1. No make-up: Oops. Sorry girl. There’s a great chance that your guy hasn’t even noticed your smokey eyes or the new bronzer on your face. Save money and turn him on!

2. Lingerie that doesn’t match : And you though you should pair your lacy, satin purple panties with a purple bra? Show him that you are unprepared and yet give in to his desires and make yourself hotter!

3. Wit : You thought it was all about physical contact? Crack a joke or flash your smile and he’s sure to get wooed! Tip: It’s better still if you are game even for jokes that are played on you. And why not? It just proves how self-assured you are.

4. Curvy is sexy: He doesn’t like flat abs and zero sizes. Men love love-handles.

5. Intelligence, confidence, emotional maturity and sexual openness : Flaunt your real self (sans the gloss), support him when he is down, talk dirty and show your sensual attitude, and girl, you’ve got him!

6. Wearing a baggy tee to bed: Stay casual and he’ll be more comfortable in your company. Don’t intimidate him by being prim always or sounding like a know-it-all.

7. Unkempt hair: Whoa, why get prim and proper when your man likes your bed-hair or smudged kohl eyes?

8. Eye contact: Make yourself irresistible by looking at his eyes and putting across your point. Don’t be shy.

Moment of Truth

noreply@blogger.com (lancerie) — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 17:00:00 PST

There was a young student-archer who reached such proficiency in his art that he could shoot an arrow into a tree and then cleave that arrow into two with the next shot. He began to boast that he was a greater archer than his guru.

One day his guru, a venerable old man in his 70's, asked the youth to accompany him on a trip across the hills. The journey was uneventful until they came to a deep chasm.
A single log spanned the chasm. The guru walked down to the center of the log, un-shouldered his bow and taking an arrow shot it into a tree on the other side. His next shot cleaved the first arrow into two.

"Now it's your turn," he said, walking back to where his student was standing.
The youth stepped gingerly on the log and very slowly and carefully made his way to the middle. But his heart was in his mouth. He knew that if he lost his footing, he would plunge to his death. His hands trembled as he strung an arrow into his bow. Preoccupied with the danger he was in, he found it hard to focus on the target. Consequently when he let go of the arrow, it missed the tree altogether. Whimpering, he turned around.
"Help me!" he shouted to his guru. "I'll fall!"

The old man walked up to him, took his hand and stepping backwards led him to safety. Neither of them said a word on the return journey but the boy had much to think about.
He had realized that to be a master of his art it was not enough to know how to control the bow, he had to learn how to control his mind too.

The Assault

noreply@blogger.com (lancerie) — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 19:16:00 PST

Dracula has just spent the night drinking Bloody Marys in various clubs and biting on unsuspecting women's necks. Feeling intoxicated, he begins heading for home sometime before sunrise. Suddenly he is hit on the back of the head. He turns around and sees no one. He looks down and sees a small sausage roll.

A few yards further and thud ... smacked on the head again! He whirls round as quickly as he can. No one! As he looks down, there is a small triangular sandwich lying on the ground.

A few yards further along the street and whack ... smacked on the back of the head a third time! He whirls round as quickly as he can and still sees no one. Looking down, there is a cocktail sausage lying on the ground. He's getting really confused and angry now.

He stands and and waits a few moments, peering into the darkness of the night. Feeling it's now safe to continue his journey home. He walks a few yards further when he gets a sudden tap on the shoulder. With a swirl of his cape and a cloud of mist, he turns as fast as he can. He feels a sharp pain in his heart.

He falls to the ground clutching his chest, which is punctured by a small cocktail stick laden with a chunk of cheese and a meatball. On the ground, dying, he looks up and sees a young female. With his dying breath, he gasps, "Who are you?"

The girl smiles and replies, "My name is Buffet, the Vampire Slayer!"

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