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Idol of the Week: Momoko Tani

Tadashi Anahori — Wed, 23 May 2012 23:04:26 +0000

This week we choose the wonderful voluptuous Momoko Tani (谷桃子), with her graceful figure and elegant rear.

Born in 1982, Momoko has a lovely D-cup and an all-round gorgeous body. Let’s a take a long, long look…

Japan’s Phallic Mascot Characters

Tadashi Anahori — Tue, 22 May 2012 22:56:39 +0000

With the much trumpeted Tokyo Sky Tree finally opening this week (on a rainy, miserable day, no less), we thought we’d look over some of Japan’s bizarre mascots characters for landmarks and tourist sites.

On the other side of the capital and at that other famous tower, namely Tokyo Tower, there is a pair of dungaree-wearing characters called the Noppon Brothers and they are, well, nothing less than the most phallic “innocent” mascots we’ve ever seen.

This got us thinking: Where did all this phallic mascot malarkey come from?

We reckon it can be traced back to good old Tengu, the mean and naughty goblin of Japanese mythology. Tengu has a very large nose and red countenance, and anyone who denies that he’s an erotically charged creature must surely be living only in the rose-tinted Christian universe.

And as we know, there are plenty of mascots who like to grope girls too!

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A vibrator that talks to you? Oh, yes…

Megumi — Mon, 21 May 2012 23:06:39 +0000

Imagine being able to have a conversation with your vibe?

Well, perhaps we really could eliminate men from the equation!

If you’re intrigued, you should definitely check out this new hi-tech vibe, the Voice Tobikko, which has speech and voice recognition functions so it can switch on at your command. Plus it’s USB-charged so you don’t have to worry about batteries or wires, and you can use it while watching certain kinds of interesting material on your computer!

It also has ten different vibration patterns, which is a heck of a lot more than Taro or Kazuki can manage even on a good day!

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Tattoos too scary for Osaka governor

Megumi — Mon, 21 May 2012 06:53:42 +0000

Tattoos in Japan, for various complicated reasons, tend to be associated with the Yakuza. To be fair, lots of gangsters have them but that of course doesn’t mean that any girl or guy with a bit of ink on their body is in the mafia.

Well, following a case where a childcare worker apparently displayed his or her tattoo to scare children, the municipal government of Osaka launched an all-out investigation, determining who on the city payroll has tattoos.

Not unsurprisingly the witch hunt found a minority of people in the waste management, construction and transportation departments who had tattoos. No biggie, right? Wrong.

No stranger to controversy or dramatic statements, mayor Toru Hashimoto has said it is “abnormal” for city workers to have tattoos and no doubt there will be some consequences for the unfortunate inked folk. Likely firing the few dozen workers is not in his powers but he has said publicly that he thinks they should resign!

As we know, tattoos can be very beautiful and also very sexy, including on Japanese girls.

Interestingly, Hashimoto’s family is partly Burakumin (outcast) and Yakuza, so perhaps all this huffing and puffing is because tattoos are a sensitive topic for him?

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Black English Conversation School Teacher in Student Orgy

Kazuki Kintama — Thu, 17 May 2012 23:51:38 +0000

We’ve all done our fair share of English language school teaching, and all the fun with colleagues and students that that entails… Not to mention all the sex!

So we were very keen to get our hands on this latest JAV porn epic, the Black English Conversation School Teacher Gyaru Orgy, in which a tall black Eikaiwa teacher finds himself giving VERY practical English tips to a group of gyaru ladies.

Group sex, interracial Japanese-on-black sex… Are we having fun or what?!

We also love the neat touch about the school’s name, “MOVA”, no relation to any other major English conversation chain in Japan there, then!

The two hour epic stars Rio Sakura, Tsubasa Miyashita, Kirara Hoshizaki, Ema Kizaki, and Runa… plus one very, very luck black guy!

If you like interracial porn, we recommend you check these titles out!

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Shiri robotic butt is an ass-lover’s dream come true

Kazuki Kintama — Wed, 16 May 2012 23:11:18 +0000

Everyone knows that I am a big ass man so naturally I got excited when I heard about the Shiri.

Its makers say it is a “buttocks humanoid that represents emotions with visual and tactual [sic] transformation of the muscles”.

We say it’s the best sex machine that never was!

Yes, now the genius of Japanese engineering has been directed not to saving the country from its energy crisis, food shortage or any of the litany of other issues. Instead, there is Shiri, a realistic ass robot with “organic, artificial muscles”.

Made using a urethane skeleton, there is a Gluteus Maximus Actuator — whatever that means — which can inflate and “move” the buttocks in the apparently “emotional” way.

Well, we have no doubt that Shiri looks and feels ultra-realistic. But the developers missed one vital element! The hole!

Until that gets added, we will content ourselves with some nice idol ass.

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Moe-yu app for otaku mixed public baths on your phone

Tadashi Anahori — Tue, 15 May 2012 23:25:02 +0000

The Japanese like public baths (onsen) and they also like technology and otaku culture. Imagine mixing the three in the same way some hot springs allow mixed gender bathing!

Just released for Android phones, the Moe-yu app takes two concepts (moe and bathing) and lets users enjoy sensual bathing with special bishojo character Momori. Naturally Momori also talks to you (voiced by Asumi Kana) so you can, well, think you are having a conversation with a real girlfriend.

You can change backgrounds, and use the camera and augmented reality technology so that it even seems that the girl is actually in your bath at home with you!

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Secret Japanese Sexpots: Miho Yoshioka

Tadashi Anahori — Tue, 15 May 2012 00:11:33 +0000

Continuing our series of sadly little known sexy ladies from Japan, we present the actress and idol Miho Yoshioka.

Born in Osaka in 1980, Miho is little in the public eye these days after she starting having children — she’s now got three kids! — so we will have to make do with some lovely images from a few years ago.

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Mimi-kaki: Japanese ear-cleaning, foreplay and sex salons

Megumi — Sun, 13 May 2012 23:49:33 +0000

Mimi-kaki is the Japanese custom of ear-cleaning, but not just swirling a cotton bud around your lobes like any old perfunctory hygiene task — but the act of having your ears lovingly tendered to by a maternal young lass, your head traditionally resting in her lap while she soothes your worries away.

It is very common for husbands to be “serviced” in this way and it can often become a form of bonding, or even foreplay, for couples. Psychologists of course will read all sorts of mother fantasies into this relationship.

Even the tool used is different, a kind of bamboo hook with a bit of cotton on the end. Apparently it is more effective for cleaning and also safer. (Cotton buds famously end up ramming more bad stuff deeper into your canals.)

There are also professional mimi-kaki clinics, places where a man can go and get his ears cleaned while resting his head in a girl’s lap, and telling her all about his stresses and problems. If all this sounds like a kind of hairdressers-meets-hostess club, then they would be right! There is even at least one major chain with multiple branches.

It is also obviously just a hop, skip and ear swipe away from a sex club, and many fuzoku use “mimi-kaki” as a cover word for blatant sexual services.

I personally quite like giving Taro or Tadashi’s ears a clean (it makes a change from giving head!) and listening to their work woes. It is a kind of counseling and the power of course is all in the hands of the female!

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Otaku designs software for squeezing breast milk

Tadashi Anahori — Fri, 11 May 2012 23:38:23 +0000

As we know, there are plenty of people in Japan with oedipal fetishes enough to make lactating milk a major subculture in the porn and sex industry.

Well, this otaku took it a step further.

He wanted to squeeze breasts and pump out milk so bad that he designed a computer software system that lets him do that to 2D images on a screen!

Using a camera and a PC to pinpoint the spot of “milk discharge”, he crafted a program whereby he can touch the breast on the screen and then it produces an instantaneous fountain of milk!

Here’s the video… Keep watching for the really creepy stuff where the girls get younger. (Tip: since this is Nico Nico Douga, if you want to turn off the scrolling comments then click the speech bubble icon at the bottom.)

Our advice to this gentleman would be to get your hands on some milky mother pornography or one of KanojoToys’ great oppai breast toys.

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