Today At Work

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To the 2 co-workers in their 50’s

Guest — Thu, 19 Oct 2017 01:35:29 +0000

Why do you 2 always do non work related matters at the office, and being loud about it? Yeah. You know, those 401k, hsa, stock purchase things, it is very annoying to have to listen to those conversations.
Also, if you trash talk your wife one more time, and this other person sides with you, i am going tell you two to stop.
If you feel like baby sitting this individual through every god damn email, be my guest.
I will not.
If you dont like him getting handsy but wont tell him or stop him, be my guest.
The trick is, dont tell me it bothers you.
If he leaves the office without saying anything, you can be his mother all you want, but i dont want to hear it.
I am going to act like that one dude who shows up as he pleases, except for to be actually working.

Eredità

Guest — Mon, 28 Aug 2017 23:11:36 +0000

Il capo ha ricevuto l’azienda fondata dal padre. Due mondi opposti, lui (il fondatore) parla a voce bassa ma ha carisma, é serio, il figlio invece parla sempre ad alta voce per darsi un tono e convincere gli altri che é forte e l’azienda con lui a capo é forte, in realtà cerca di autoconvincersi di questa cosa. Ansia da prestazione + cocaina un mix eccellente…
La donna invece, una troia assatanata di soldi che li spende poco, la conservazione del danaro é il suo principale obbiettivo di vita, poi segue il desiderio di sposare il cocainomane così riuscirá a far confluire soldi certi nei suoi conti correnti.

Old bitch smells like feet

Guest — Thu, 27 Oct 2016 20:35:14 +0000

This old lady I work with walks around smelling like jungle rot feet. I hate her!

Pothead receptionist has fried her brain

Guest — Tue, 18 Oct 2016 17:16:17 +0000

So I have been in my position for almost 18 months. We are a sales team and we have a receptionist who is right outside my office. She thinks she is sexy…she is an overweight slutty pig….she thinks she is important…she has been a receptionist here for 11 years. She is very disrespectful and vulgar and LOUD. Yesterday she told me she smokes pot every morning while she gets ready for work. She sits at her desk and sings her sentences…makes noises like beep hoop or blahhhhhblooooblah…I cannot write what she sounds like. It sounds awful but it sounds like we have a mentally handicapped person sitting there. She can’t spell and she directs students to our libary…ugh someone save me!

Psycho Shuttle Driver.

Guest — Fri, 30 Sep 2016 04:56:37 +0000

I started a new position at a job a few months ago. Management is extremely lenient because of union workers (I’m not in union just yet). The business always has super shady things happening and people still have their jobs. We have a weird alcoholic (possible druggie)shuttle driver. I was warned about him after a night out with other Co workers. But me being a odd ball myself. I like to make my own judgment on people. We’ve had a few beers and hung out. Everything seemed fine. Until, the other day I asked him if he was going to give me a ride to the bus stop. He said "NO, I’m going to take you to a ditch and rape you!". I knew he was joking. Laughed it off. Today, he was complaining about not getting tips. I said "here’s a tip wipe from front to back" jokingly. He flipped the hell out on me! Telling me not to ask him for rides or special runs anymore cause he’s done! He told my boss and my boss wrote me up!!

You all hold advanced degrees?

Guest — Mon, 26 Sep 2016 10:54:04 +0000

I am an off-site worker for a university laboratory. I rarely see a lot of my co-workers, and we have a special network set up between the two sites so we can transfer files that can’t be hand-carried. I know that about 10 people up there have access to the network. I also know that every couple of months the passwords have to be changed, or they expire.
Today I received an email from one of them, asking me if it was possible for me to start using a different system entirely (which actually doesn’t even exist down here) because the other network "is not reliable due to everyone’s passwords expiring."
NOOOOO…it’s NOT the NETWORK that is unreliable….it’s YOU! Out of 10 people who hold advanced degrees and walk the halls of one of the top university research labs in the country, NONE of you is smart enough to set a reminder on your email to tell you to change your password before it expires? You’re fucking killing me……

My job

Guest — Wed, 08 Jun 2016 11:53:11 +0000

Today my job was way better.the supervisor is just so fucken bias I don’t know how someone like that can manage a group of employees. But overall today was a good day I didn’t have any problems with anyone I was able to do what I want without anyone telling me shit.im going to be out Thursday and Friday anyways so I don’t have to see all those bitches for 4 days so fuck them anyways.sometimes I want to tell those bitches to fuck off and stop being fucken stupid fat bitches.but I don’t want it to be awkward but it’s getting better.fucken bitches piss me the fuck off though ughhhhh pinches putassss

How a bad mothers day began

Guest — Sun, 08 May 2016 19:33:28 +0000

I knew I had to work so I was already sour not being able to spend the day with my mom. I go into work early start a cup of coffee and mentally try and prep for the brutal day ahead . I work at a furniture department store we have guys to take the furniture out to the cars for our customers. One of these guys is a serious slacker have to page 3-5 times to just get him up front . On a normal day it’s not so aggravating but today we had a line going out and several pieces that need to be taken out. And we’ve paged him twice and he just didn’t come up so we had to call someone else to come take this piece of furniture out then he comes out looking like a lost puppy who doesn’t know we’re supposed to be doing and it’s just annoying that he thinks he can just do nothing and get paid. It’s not the first time this has happened and nothing seems to be getting done about this. I’m so frustrated that stupidity is being rewarded and hard work and effort is being ignored . I wish sometimes I could hit him with a frying pan or something because this is getting out of hand and it effects not just customers it effects his coworkers and he doesn’t care in the slightest

The 2ft tall wannabe…

Guest — Sun, 24 Apr 2016 22:38:15 +0000

LOL!!!

Is it because the top of your head barely comes up to my nipples? Or is it because I make more money than you? Your childish antics today were comical. The majority of you pieces of shit are fake and I know it. That’s why I enjoy being ALONE! I don’t want to take smoke breaks with you fuckers.

I don’t want to join your shitty clique for lunch and I do not want to share any aspects of my personal life. Why? Because we’re at a fucking JOB! Are you that fucking stupid? It doesn’t surprise me you are not professional because of how retarded you look.

I’ll be thinking about all you dumb fucks while I’m in Bora Bora next weekend. Oh yeah and that contract you’ve been kissing ass to get your hands on for the last few months? Guess who’s taking the client out to lunch on Monday?

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You fucking idiot. I’m 25, you’re in your early 40’s and you still suck at life. By the way, I know you called me racial slurs and the same people you thought liked you have it recorded.

Good luck on your job search, I hope it’s in another country because these recordings will be sent to every partner I can find.