thegarrettblogtag:typepad.com,2003:weblog-13371942010-01-20T12:38:48+08:00TypePadLunchtag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00e009841ceb88330120a7f03fa9970b2010-01-20T12:38:48+08:002010-01-20T12:43:28+08:00Sharing a lunch before we pick a friend up from the airport.thirsty<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">Sharing a lunch before we pick a friend up from the airport.
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