The Double D Podcast

150 - Back With All The Tangents

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Thu, 31 May 2018 06:24:03 +0000

It's been a year and one day, and we're finally back. A little rusty but still the same group of guys we were a year ago. A little older, no wiser, and with stories to tell.

I'm not going to write a whole long thing about what this episode is about, just download it and get back together with us.

We're drinking Lagunitas Citrusinensis if you want to drink along.

And we're watching Giantess Swallowing videos if you want to play along with that also.

Salud!

148 - Nawlins

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Tue, 30 May 2017 06:02:05 +0000

It's been a month since the last show, but the Diaz boys are back from New Orleans with tales to tell.

We drink New Belgium's Whizbang, a 5.7 abv Hoppy Blonde Ale, which we give 4 thumbs up for it's approachability and easy finish. Delicious.

We wrap up the Steven Jones Murder trial (for now), eat Mexican Candy, make some announcements, ponder the ukulele and blather on quite a bit about New Orleans.

Listen to the very end for a very special promo from our friends at Cartoon Casual.

Salud!

147 - The Jowls

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Wed, 10 May 2017 02:29:31 +0000

An Early Sunday Morning show, right after we had McDonald's breakfast sandwiches and bloody beers and beermosas.

Jury Duty, the Steven Jones murder trial, middle names, porn music videos, Cock Hero and the Podcast Band.

Enjoy, and Salud!

146 - Top Tens

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Sat, 01 Apr 2017 02:43:44 +0000

99 Luftballoons, 99 Bananas, 99 Schillings (if you believe Richard)...

And Top 10s!

Here it is, our annual March Madness episode and instead of breaking it down bracket tournament style (frankly, we're getting a little sick of that format, we gotta let it rest for a while) we present our individual top 10 list of our favorite beers of all time!

For a podcast that claims (at least half-heartedly) to be a beer podcast, it's not often the focus of an entire episode. We're happy to finally getting around to it, and though there a little arguing back and forth, we're pretty happy with what we ended up with.

Just a warning, it's a longish show and by the end we were pretty hammered, so the final third has a lot of drunken love being thrown about. Love for Kingman, love for The Rivals and love for Black Bridge Brewery.

Salud!

The High Graders Episodes 1-3

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Wed, 22 Mar 2017 04:59:19 +0000

If you've been listening to the show lately, you know we've been performing a radio play, a book on tape version of Longarm. It's an adult semi-romance western series I used to read as a kid when I could steal them from my dad's hiding place in the shed.

I've been sticking them at the end of regular podcasts, but I've come to realize that's not convenient if someone wants to hear the story by itself.

Every Longarm episode from now on will be released by itself, and to kick it off here are the first 3 episodes all together!

Enjoy, old son.

145 - Ancient Vegas Secrets

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Mon, 13 Mar 2017 06:34:29 +0000

In which we drink Pete LaFass, a heavily smoked Strong Scotch Ale from Black Bridge Brewery, talk about our recent Vegas trip, introduce Eric Wong's new segment and discuss Chinese New Years and play a game of CraftBeer Sandiego.

Oh, and Longarm Episode 3. We know thats what you really came for.

144 - Craftbeer Sandiego

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Fri, 24 Feb 2017 14:14:01 +0000

In which we drink Black Bridge Brewery's No Pricks Allowed, Lagunitas' 12th of Never Ale and celebrate Chinese New Year. We speak to Prime Minister Theresa May and how SHE is going to make America Great Again and we play a rousing game of Where in the World is Craftbeer Sandiego.

At the end of the show - Longarm Episode #2.

Salud!

Video for The White Elephant Gift Exchange

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Mon, 23 Jan 2017 05:11:32 +0000

143 - Long Arm of the Law

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Sat, 21 Jan 2017 05:05:50 +0000

Welcome to 2017!

We have a lot of great things in store for this, our 7th year of podcasting . . . new people, new segments, and of course new beers.

We start off with a new taste, the New Belgium Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ale. Sounds disgusting, but we were pleasantly surprised by just how good it really was. Buy one, we highly recommend it.

During the show we recap 2016 and what it was most known for - celebrity deaths. There's a quiz testing the guys and what they really know about who died and when.

We tease some new segments coming up in the near future, including "Podcaster in David Diaz's Car" and "Longarm"

If you listen to the very end of the show, there is a short (6 minutes or so) radio drama that is basically a book on tape of an old western romance novel. We plan to do this more in depth and with more (ahem) vocal talent next time. Consider this a mere test. We just wanted to give it a quick shot just to see how it worked out. We're only sharing to give you a little taste of what will be a bigger, better thing...and maybe give you a little peek behind the curtain no matter how shaky and unpolished this first attempt may be.

So enjoy and Salud!

142 - International Movie Douchebag

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Sat, 10 Dec 2016 05:12:07 +0000

Do you want to know what IMDB stands for?

Do you want to know if Chocolate Porter drank immediately with Pineapple IPA tastes like chocolate pineapple?

Do you want to hear more about the Legend of Sancho Claus?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, or if you just want to hear some Ask Dick, download and listen to this episode. It's Christmasy, it's fun and it's got more Eric Wong in it. (Maybe the Producer is back also)

Salud!

P.S. If you have some extra time to kill over the holidays, why not open Netflix and add The IT Crowd to your list and binge watch it. It's only 25 episodes and you'll wish there were more. It's absolutely wonderful and we couldn't recommend it more.

141 - Alfredo Asparagus

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Fri, 25 Nov 2016 01:35:49 +0000

We're imbibing BridgePort Brewing's Kingpin Double Red Ale for this, our Thanksgiving episode.

The show kicks off with a salute to our favorite bartender from our favorite movie (Three Amigos), a guy you hear at the beginning of every podcast with his trademark, "Enjoy yourselves, just try not to get into too much trouble, ok? Haha" - Mr. Fred Asparagus, or as our neighbors to the south call him, Alfredo Asparagus.

We talk movies that scared us as a kid, we share our wishes for changes to make this world a better place and we mix and eat Kracie Candy's Sushi in a Box! All this before the first break!

There's some WTF Is It and a little Thanksgiving trivia thrown in for good measure.

Enjoy the show and know that we at the Double D Podcast are indeed thankful for each and every on of you.

Salud!

140 - 2016 YOU DECIDE Election Night Special

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Thu, 10 Nov 2016 04:54:08 +0000

Recorded live Tuesday November 8th, 2016, just after the polls closed, we listen to the election results coming in from each district as they report in and offer our unique political commentary . . .

Ok, no we don't. We call it our Erection Special and that's exactly what it is. We ignore the election, (for the most part) and give you a metric shit ton of what we're known for and frankly what we're best at . . . a lot of dick and ball talk with little regard for scientific fact.

We get hammered on a drink that the Founding Fathers enjoyed called Fish House Punch, first concocted on the banks of the Schuylkill River in Philadelphia. It's way strong.

We talk about vasectomies, raccoon puppet porn and pleasure with hair conditioners. We also offer up a Salud to the Chicago Cubs and get a phone call from MLB Pitcher Kyle Lobstein (celebrity voice impersonated)

Enjoy, and Salud!

139 - The Wong Way

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Thu, 13 Oct 2016 04:25:10 +0000

Turn and face the strange . . . ch-ch-changes.

Big changes this show, we'll let you decide how strange they are. We welcome another Asian to the podcast, making Zen less of a minority. Enter the Wong, a mean fiddle player but a less mean drunk. He should fit right in.

We're drinking Beerito by Oskar Blues. Tecate is a poor man's Beerito. Which makes Beerito a rich man's Tecate?

Enjoy the episode, and Salud!

138 - Cardboard Sex in a Can

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Wed, 05 Oct 2016 05:37:47 +0000

It's a Shit Show!

Literally!

So the main topic of the show is shit . . . some horrifying portapotty tales and some more uplifting reports about our recent use of the squatty potty toilet stool.

Butt, excuse me, but . . .

before we ever got to the main subject, we got all fuckered up on Ska Decadent Imperial IPA.

You can hear the show get more and more out of control as time went on and we drank more and more. For those of you who like to hear the show when it gets a little on the chaotic side, this might be one of your favorites. If not, you might want to skip this one. We got drunk.

A lot of people called in. Jimmy Terdles, Kyle Lobstein, Simone Biles and even Zen's cousin from The Islands, Jaime Valencia. I can't even begin to explain.

Enjoy and Salud!

137 - This is Episode 137

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Wed, 07 Sep 2016 22:09:07 +0000

This is Episode 137. And, that is what you name an episode when you don't know what else to name it.

We're all over the place in this one. A little pig buggery, courtesy of a little show called "Black Mirror" and it's "National Anthem" episode, currently available on Netflix. We talk a little Olympics, and interview a gold medal winner fresh off her win in Rio. We ask Dick what the best sexual position would be for a man with micropenis to find maximum pleasure with his woman and . . . that's about it. It's a short one, but we hope you enjoy it.

Salud!

136 - Griswolds and the Big Green Hole

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Mon, 01 Aug 2016 05:03:33 +0000

I originally named this one Cuatro de Julio because we recorded it on the Fourth of July, but that just points out that it took me almost four weeks to post this show. I apologize. We had family visiting from out of town and I just didn't have the time. What can I say?

Anyway, Cousin Dave is in this one. We talk about the Big Green Hole, a secret spot in Kingman, Arizona. We also tell the tale of a family we saw in San Francisco. We don't know their real names, but to us they were The Griswolds. The album art for this episode is them fishing off a pier in Fisherman's Wharf. While slamming beers. Totally awesome.

In deference to the holiday, we play a game we call Founding Father or Pounding Father. (Signer of the Declaration of Independence or Porn Star)

Jimmy Terdles and Kyle Lobstein call in also. Kyle shares a video with us of him dressed up as the mascot of the Indianapolis Indians, Rowdie the Bear. Here it is:

Rowdie the Bear on the news

Pssst. If you wait until the very end, after the outro song, you can hear Cousin Dave dish out a secret and possibly embarrassing story about our favorite brewmaster.

Salud!

135 - Eye of the Tiger

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Mon, 13 Jun 2016 23:00:56 +0000

We tried something new this episode, and it worked out so well I think it's going to become a regular thing. We recorded this in the middle of the day, and the energy level was much higher and it really made the show better. So day drinking is going to be our thing from now on.

We're imbibing Pabst Smears this show. PBR and Clamato. (Also a little Hangar 24 Orange Wheat. AND Hornitos tequila shots)

There's some news, we check in with both Jimmy Terdles AND Kyle Lobstein, who, after being recalled by the Pittsburgh Pirates, was sent right back down to AAA after only 2 days.

The title of the show? You'll just have to listen to find out, but it's so worth it.

Enjoy, this is one of our best in a LONG LONG time.

134 - Tight Socks

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Mon, 13 Jun 2016 22:54:54 +0000

This is a short one. It's our first recording in the new house, ahem, studio, and it was a bit of a disaster. Mic booms kept falling off the tables, I couldn't get the sound where I wanted it and the guys were distracted.

That being said, it wasn't all bad. There was some stuff worth saving and here it is. We drank Not Your Father's Ginger Ale this show, and it's the strongest ginger ale I've ever drank. It's worth checking out, especially, if like me, you find it at the gas station for $3.99 a sixer.

There's lots of Philly talk as I had just returned from a trip to Philadelphia. We also check in with Flagstaff Native and Major League pitcher Kyle Lobstein. (Celebrity voice impersonated.)

133 - Brewmaster Tim and Joe Fellers

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Mon, 18 Apr 2016 05:00:57 +0000

If you're going to drink Scorched Earth from Black Bridge Brewery, who better to have on the show to talk about it than the man who created and brewed it himself, Tim Schritter! Brewmaster Tim and his hetero lifemate Joe are in town from Kingman, Arizona and join us for a rollicking good two hours of podcast fun. No shit show, we promise.

Besides talk about running the best brewery in Kingman, we get into sex talk (of course) including safe words and squirting. During Ask Dick we explore how long a good session of coitus should last.

Kyle Lobstein (celebrity voice impersonated) calls in to the show from the bullpen in Pittsburgh to talk about the Pirates' new slogan and also about his walk on song, Shake It Off.

WTF Is It is played during the show, as well as a game of Craft Beer Name or Fictional Beer Name.

It was one hell of a fun show and we always feel lucky to have either of these guys in the studio, let alone both at once.

Salud!

132 - Waxing the Shaft

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Sun, 10 Apr 2016 15:51:52 +0000

What looks like a beer but tastes like a salty pretzel? Shock Top Twisted Pretzel Wheat! We give it 4 out of 5 stars, but if you hate the taste of pretzels, consider it a 0 and stay away.

It's a crowded table this episode as, besides our full regular cast, we are joined by Dickie D's wife, Connie Duran. I don't know if we were trying to impress her with our intellect, but almost the entire first hour of the show is dick and vagina talk.

Jimmy Terdles checks in with this show's Music News, and he also introduces us to a friend of his, fellow Santa Clarita resident (it's true) Cesar Milan, also known as The Dog Whisperer, who gives us the lowdown on how dog whispering REALLY works.

The show concludes with Candy, as we argue over which sweet treats deserve to be named The Double D Podcast Best Candy Ever.

It was a fun show, a bit of a Cluster F admittedly, but the inebriation level was high and highjinx definitely ensued.

Salud!

131 - The Two Albums You Meet in Heaven

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Tue, 15 Mar 2016 18:56:01 +0000

Richard Dickie D Duran brought San Tan Devil's Ale this episode, in honor of his love for the ASU Sun Devils. Fuck that. The rest of us at the table, who are all loyal U of A Wildcats, let him get away with this not so subtle jab, because, hey, free beer. At least it was cold.

We talk Google Cardboard and how this technology was immediately used to let you look up the skirt of animated japanese pop stars.

Jimmie Terdles gives us a quick review of The Grammys and that segues into our topic of the night, music. Specifically, how a seemingly innocent Facebook list had us all in agony.

Lunar landers, Meteor Crater, Cactus Candy and a little Ask Dick round out the show.

Salud!

130 - Confetto Crabs

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Wed, 02 Mar 2016 04:56:04 +0000

Did you know that the singular form of the word confetti is actually "confetto?" Neither did I, until Ray enlightened me. Now you know also.

Anyway, we're drinking Breckeridge Brewery's Agave Wheat this episode. I'm always a sucker for a wheat beer, and this one is decent. Not really getting much in the way of an Agave taste, though. So maybe a 7 out of 10 in the way of recommendation.

First Salud of the night goes out to both Chuy D and Kevin Moyers, both of whom got married since our last show. Congrats, guys!

Chuy tells us about the Utangarang Dance at his reception and his honeymoon in the Bahamas.

First Dulas of the night goes out to Manny Pac Man Paquiao, the self righteous piece of crap who got on his moral high horse recently to spout some hatred. Pac Man, you are dead to us.

Next, we talk Crabs and other manscaping horrors to be found in the world of Man Bush.

Second Salud goes to Snoop, Dogg, Lion, whatever, who has been killing it lately in the voiceover world.

Dulas the second goes to Playboy magazine and their step backward into the world dominated by Maxim and others - the laddie magazine with NO nudity.

We close out the show with a little phone sex.

Salud, and enjoy!

129 - Sweet Oakiness

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Sat, 06 Feb 2016 13:46:05 +0000

We had two growlers in the studio for this show, the Wet Snout Milk Stout from Sleepy Dog in Tempe, Arizona and our spotlight beer, Vermilion Red from Wanderlust Brewing right here in Flagstaff, Arizona

We recap our viewing of The Force Awakens, and beware. Spoilers abound. But hey, if you haven't seen it by now, you deserve it.

Richard shares some childhood shenanigans and Zen talks about life on "The Islands"

Salud, and enjoy!

128 - Tweak 3PO

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Wed, 30 Dec 2015 18:09:03 +0000

A very special episode was recorded on Boxing Day. Late Saturday night, The 5 of us regulars were joined by Chuy's fiance Destiny and we gathered around a table laden with snacks and beer and we watched Return of the Jedi. Richard and Destiny were seeing it for THE FIRST TIME.

Here, recorded, are their thoughts and reactions to the film.

We drank Stone Brewing's Double Bastard. Not the little version, the 3 quart, 11% alcohol BIG BOTTLE. And it was amazing.

We hope you enjoy listening to this as much as we enjoyed recording it. Learn why Jabba is a pervert. Who Tweak 3PO is. Why Destiny hates the ending. What Richard thinks of Slave Leia. What the Producer thinks is better - Star Wars or Star Trek. And why there are wind chimes indoors.

Salud, and Happy New Years from your friends at The Double D!

Double D Episode 127 - I Did Liked Christmas (Barrio Rojo)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Thu, 24 Dec 2015 14:17:05 +0000

This is a little something to tide you over on Christmas Eve. Enjoy and Merry Christmas from the Double D Podcast!!

(Psst...Hey! We're recording a monstrous, megasize year end spectacular this weekend. Look for it soon!)

Double D Episode 126 - With This Baculum I Thee Wed (B3 Raspberry Poison)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Mon, 16 Nov 2015 06:29:01 +0000

We kick off this show with a brand new segment, "Drinking Confessions with Father Joe." Zen confesses to an embarrassing drink and Father Joe of Black Bridge Brewery in Kingman, Az takes his confession and doles out the Penance. Ok, really it's just a chance for our good friends over at Black Bridge (B3 as the cool kids call it) to pimp out one of their drinks. In this case, Raspberry Poison - which is the official beer of the episode.

It's an amped up wheat beer, a whopping 14.4% abv, which had us slumped back in our chairs in no time. So easy to drink, it's a silent killer that has you in your happy place quick. 5 big thumbs up.

The meat of this episode is spent recapping the wedding between Zen and The Producer. We can call her Mrs DeHoag now. Yup! Everybody on the show now has a last name that starts with D. Zen's OCD is now soothed.

It's not all wedding talk. We talk quite a bit about the pub crawl and Kegball game that went down that weekend. A whole lot of Sneaky Penising went on. Most disappeared but a few still survive on to this day. The album art for this episode is a Sneaky Peen that was photographed just days ago, a full month and a half later, at The State Bar in Flagstaff. It was placed there by Zen's brother Ezra. May it last forever.

Salud to everyone who was involved in our wedding, it was amazing and will live in our hearts forever. To those of you that weren't there, we raise a glass to you as well and say sincerely that we wish you could have been there to celebrate with us.

Double D Episode 125 - That's No Moon (Sierra Nevada 2015 Harvest)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Mon, 19 Oct 2015 05:15:19 +0000

This is a special episode. No Chuy, No Ray. Just me (Zen), The Producer and Richard "Dickie D" Duran. This is also the first in what I hope will be a rare but recurring run of one-off shows I'm going to call "Counterclockwise" episodes, where we turn the clock back and go back in time to look at The Classics of movies and music and pop culture.

This Counterclockwise episode we focus on Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope. Or, as it was known when I was a kid . . . Star Wars.

Why? Because believe it or not, Richard has never seen Star Wars. Ever. Doesn't even know what it's about or who the characters are. So we watch it with him and record his impressions.

Beer for this episode -

Wild Sour Counter Clock Weisse

Two thumbs down, the only thumb up is from Zen

Sierra Nevada 2015 Harvest

Three enthusiastic thumbs up. A must buy for Hops fans.

Candy ingested -

Aero Chocolate Bar

Astronaut Ice Cream

Enjoy and we'll see you all soon for a full sized episode where we recap the recent wedding weekend.

Double D Episode 124 - Pre Wedding Jitters (Spaten and Kunig)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Mon, 05 Oct 2015 12:55:04 +0000

We recorded this show just a few days before the wedding between Zen and The Producer, and the gang is all in on the action. Ray is a groomsman, Dickie D is The Officiant and Chuy D is playing the reception with fellow Rivals Cardo and Cousin Dave. It's a Double D affair all around.

(Here's a little note. This is being posted post wedding so I can let you know now that it went great! Thanks to everybody for helping us pull it off, it was a night to remember forever. When we get the pictures from our photographer, we'll share some, we even have a picture of everyone on the podcast together in our gussied up wedding finery!)

Anyway, since we recorded this one during Oktoberfest, we drank 2 different German beers. The Spaten Optimator got 4 thumbs down and only 1 (Ray's) thumb up. Overall, the impression was a slight soy sauce taste. Yuck. The second beer was much better, getting a unanimous thumbs up - The Kunig Ludwig Weissbier.

Other things covered this episode -

Yogi Berra

Weird Things sent in the US Mail

Different football leagues

Chuy Hates Other Cultures

The Flying Monkeys Tip story (The Nug)

Jimmy Terdles sings to Ray

Maple Bacon Soda

Hope you enjoy this show and it's not too Weddingy for ya.

Double D Episode 123 - Apeshy Zhon

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Mon, 31 Aug 2015 06:02:57 +0000

We're drinking Boulder's Shake Chocolate Porter this episode, and it was a big hit, with a flavor reminiscent of a good mochaccino.

We begin with a crude Navajo language lesson and the phrase "Apeshy Zhon" which can be used to describe, well, pretty much anything apparently. We recall our Wanging video, which you can watch here:

Wanging!

We try the new interweb rage, helium infused beer. Or do we? We have a brief announcement, that we have joined the Abnormal Entertainment podcast network (and if you are checking us out there, awesome!) We continue with the language lessons when we talk about the secret communication habits of Juggalos.

We call Cousin Dave to talk about his big ass feet. Then we play a quick game of WTF is it. Not to give it away, but immediately after we perform the "Toaster Rap."

We try the new potato chip flavor, "New York Style Reuben Sandwich" and give it a couple thumbs up.

Jimmy Terdles joins us briefly to celebrate both his and Zen's birthdays. Richard helps the celebration by giving everyone present a bowl of his Mexican Sweet Rice. Then we watch a Chuy D recommended video, Juggalove.

We close out the show with a lot of Sex Talk. First, sex education in elementary school, and then sex in the animal kingdom, with the spotlight on hyenas and flatworms. We finish with the infamous Alabama Hot Pocket. Eeeeewww.

Companion Video to Episode 122 - One Night Part Two

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Wed, 26 Aug 2015 23:17:33 +0000

Companion Video to Episode 122 - One Night Part One

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Wed, 26 Aug 2015 23:15:40 +0000

Ringtone? We gotcha ringtone RIGHT HERE!

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Wed, 26 Aug 2015 23:13:40 +0000

Grab this mp3 of Richard saying "Play Some Brenton Wood, Oogum Boogum"

Make it your ringtone.

Relax.

Oogum Ringtone

Double D Episode 122 - Bringing Games Back (Deschutes Fresh Squeezed IPA)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Wed, 26 Aug 2015 22:57:55 +0000

We're bringing games back! What games? Games we played while we all sat in detention. I like to think that if we were all the same age and had all grown up in the same town and gone to the same school, all the members of the Double D would be stuck in detention together, Breakfast Club style, playing games like nickel soccer, paper football, heads up seven up and the like. Even a little kickball out on the playground.

Alas, time and circumstance prevented that, but we can make up for lost time by bringing it all back with a little kegball. Kickball with a keg. This is probably going down at the end of September, and we will be sure to take plenty of lovely video of the event to share with you.

Speaking of video . . . there is video to go with this episode! We played One Night Ultimate Werewolf, and it's on YouTube. It goes along with this episode and will be posted after this podcast. In fact, by the time you read this, it will probably be right above this post. You probably scrolled past it to get here. So go back and watch it! And if you have already, thank you. Now go and share it!

We're going to try and bring you all more video in the future, including every episode from now on as it's recorded.

This is also our first episode with the fine folks over at Abnormal Entertainment. We'll see how long this lasts before they give us the old boot. Especially considering this episode, which gets off to a rocky start. Rocky? Most of us were pretty inebriated before we even hit record.

Salud!

Double D Episode 121 - Sneaky Peen Eye (Not Your Father's Root Beer)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Fri, 24 Jul 2015 05:23:39 +0000

If you want to introduce someone new to the podcast, start with this episode. Everyone is here for once, and the show gets rocking and rolling right away. It even has Juan on it, for Pete's sake!

We're drinking Not Your Father's Root Beer. It's 5.9% and it smells exactly like A&W when you open it. It has a very sweet, root beer tastes and finishes a little like beer. Delicious, but expensive and not a taste you want to have all the time. Maybe just pick up one to say that you've tried it.

The juggalo we want to huggalo calls in and plays a game with us. We talk fireworks over the 4th of July and play some fireworks related games, giving away as prizes, you guessed it, fireworks.

We also crown the Double D Best TV Theme Song of All Time. If you've been keeping up with all the rounds leading up to this moment, it shouldn't be any surprise who wins.

We also start gearing up for our next tournament, best Candy of All Time. We come up with way more than 64 kinds, which means there's gonna have to be some heartbreaking decisions on who to cut before we even kick it off.

Sneaky Penis. Play it. Live it.

Double D Episode 120 - Circus Peanut Love (Rouge Sriracha Stout)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Tue, 07 Jul 2015 23:58:03 +0000

We're drinking Rogue's Sriracha Stout, and the most important thing we can say about that is . . . you can't make a homemade version yourself. Repeat, do NOT try to make it on your own. Just buy it at 13 bucks a bottle. At that price, we can't really recommend it as anything but an oddity, something to try once and then never go back to.

There's a little sports talk in this one, primarily concerning relegation and what impact it would have on Major League Baseball. The final vote? Yes! We're all for it.

We didn't vote on the best TV theme song since we were down a cast member, but we did hit on the idea for our next tournament . . . Best American Candy! Tonight we put the spotlight on Circus Peanuts, a candy Zen was sure everybody would hate, but instead it was shown love all around the table. Who'da thunk it?

Sit back, grab a handful of Circus Peanuts (the flavor is banana, by the way) and enjoy this episode of our show. Salud!

Double D Episode 119 - Its Ok Baby (Magic Hat Dream Machine IPL)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Tue, 30 Jun 2015 02:39:05 +0000

This is a weird one. We're drinking an IPL, and no that's not a typo. An Indian Pale Lager. Pretty good. Not bitter at all.

We play some games, screw things up, play a little "Japanese Pop Group or Medical Marijuana Strain" and Jimmy Terdles calls in while on Bath Salts. Poor Pablo.

We finish up the first round of Best TV Theme Song Ever and get it down to the Elite Eight.

Hope you enjoy and spread the love by sharing this link to the show, subscribing and rating us on iTunes and telling some friends about us. Salud.

Double D Episode 118 - Oogum Boogum (BBB Cliff Dweller)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Tue, 26 May 2015 02:10:19 +0000

After a scattered and helter skelter start, we begin the show by recapping the boxing match between Pacquiao and whats his face Mayweather. This leads us into a game of Boxer, Wrestler or DJ.

Oh yeah. By the way. We're drinking Black Bridge Brewery's Cliff Dweller Double IPA, a sessionable, delicious IPA with an alcoholic content that is a mere 10.8%. Yeah.

Back to the show. Next up was a brief discussion of ICP and their cancellation of an in store appearance in Farmington, New Mexico and then an even briefer discussion of the quarter machine collectable "Homies."

We recap Ray's bowling tournament in El Paso, and then lift our glasses and middle fingers for a couple "Dulas" segments, this time highlighting assholes who are racist in auditoriums.

We play What The Fuck Is It, and then it happens.

Richard asks for some Oogum Boogum, and it's more than we can handle. Then we figure out that not only is it an actual song and not just some gibberish that Richard randomly spit out, but it is in fact a song we've heard before and a fantastic one to boot.

Professor Van der Liquor explains, or tries to, how IBU's are calculated and we hold class for a little Double D Vocabulary lesson.

The show closes out with our next round of the Top TV Theme Songs, this time facing off songs from the 80's, and a little Mexican Candy.

Enjoy the show!

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Double D Episode 117 - Save Me Terdles (Historic Deer Lord)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Sat, 02 May 2015 06:27:35 +0000

We're drinking Deer Lord, a delicious altbier, from a growler filled at local Flagstaff taproom Historic Brewing.

We open the show talking about pink sleeves and the proper care thereof. Should you heat the lube, or the sleeve itself? After that very stirring discussion, we move on to a rousing game of WTF is it. And by rousing, I mean it lasted about 30 seconds. So . . . we keep the games going by launching straight into a little game called "Kentucky Derby Horse or Canceled TV Show."

And then another game? Sure, why not. We play Music Mayhem, closely related to our usual game of Movie Mayhem. Songs to be tortured by.

After a quick break, we get to the heart of the show, a call in from regular contributor Jimmy Terdles, who tells us tales of woe and discrimination from deep within the heart of Santa Clarita.

We finish the show with the third round of our TV Theme Song Tournament, this time highlighting songs from shows in the 70's.

And oh yeah, Hormigas. Delicious hormigas. Yet another food Chuy has learned to hate.

Double D Episode 116 - I Hate Other Cultures (Blue Moon and J Pop)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Fri, 10 Apr 2015 03:32:02 +0000

You can thank Chuy D for the title of this one. He uttered these words when we asked him to eat some sticky, stinky dried squid.

We ate and drank a lot of weird shit this episode, thanks in no small part to a couple road trips. We recount our recent visits to Tucson and Phoenix and all the goodies we brought back with us, as well as the Luckyman concert where we saw NOFX, Rancid, the Offspring and A Day to Remember. We play an intense game of Movie Mayhem and hand out some prizes and consume all kinds of goodies. We also call Cousin Dave to get the scoop on a special appearance happening in his store in May.

Lastly, we once again tackle our Tournament of the Best TV Theme Song ever, this time the Instrumental bracket. Contestants included Taxi, Miami Vice, Night Court, Sanford & Son as well as others. Listen to the end to see who joins Ren and Stimpy in the Elite Eight!

Double D Episode 115 - TV Themes Round 1 (Bell's Special Double Cream Stout)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Thu, 09 Apr 2015 04:10:26 +0000

We're drinking Bell's Special Double Cream Stout, and it's so good we're wondering if just single cream is enough. Ha.

The topics this show:

Pinon dealers

What is art?

WTF is it?

Las Vegas trip recap

"Movie Mayhem"

Jimmy Terdles Music Review

Ask Dick

Underwater Sex Safety

Finally, we begin our Tournament of the Best TV Theme Songs. Round 1 sees us crowning a winner from the Animated Series bracket. Who won? Spongebob? Underdog? Beavis and Butthead? You'll just have to listen to find out.

Enjoy!

Double D Episode 114 - Terdles (Wells Sticky Toffee Pudding Ale)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Mon, 16 Feb 2015 15:55:38 +0000

I'm literally on my way out the door heading for Las Vegas, so this will be brief. This episode we drank Wells Sticky Toffee Pudding Ale, and while nobody thought it tasted like toffee very much, we all were reminded of Sioux City Sarsparilla and that ain't a bad thing. It's very good.

There was some You Be the Jury and we debated the ethics of a coach running up the score on a lesser team.

After that, this episode was dominated by Jimmy Terdles, our new music review expert. He's a surfer and garage band enthusiast from Santa Clarita, CA. We hope you like his spot because we hope to hear much more from him in the future.

Ok, borrachos. I'm out. Wish me luck in Vegas!

Double D Episode 113 - Two Heads Are Better Than One (Caldera Pilot Rock Porter)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Mon, 26 Jan 2015 04:16:23 +0000

We're drinking Caldera Brewing's Pilot Rock Porter this episode. It was awesome but we craved more so we also drank some of Trader Joe's Vintage 2013 Ale. This show was rocking and rolling so here's a little rundown on what we talked about:

-Chuy wants to drink 40's

-Smack a Cobra

-Eaten Alive by an anaconda

-Ask Dick about reciprocating oral sex

-The top side of the weiner vs the bottom side

-The man with TWO penises

-What the F is it?

-Ray's trip to Austin, TX

And we hint at next episodes World of Music by Jimmy Terdles

Enjoy the show!

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Here's tonight's music breaks

Double D Episode 112 - Hot Cockles (Ivan the Terrible)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Mon, 22 Dec 2014 05:42:11 +0000

A very Merry Christmas to all our listeners! This is our final episode of 2014, and we saved the best for last!

For this show, we drank Ivan the Terrible Russian Imperial Stout by Big Sky Brewing. It set our heads spinning, which was fitting as Zen next revealed that he has been diagnosed with Vertigo, which makes him a 60's sitcom housewife apparently.

It was a night of phone calls. We kicked it off by calling our absent member, Richard Duran, who was down in Phoenix going through orientation to become yet another mailman. This has become a podcast of mailmen . . .

We played several rounds of our new favorite game, "What the Fuck Is It?" and introduced a new game, "Snopes or Dopes?" which challenges our contestants to see through the bullshit clogging our news feeds on social media.

Hot Cockles

and then . . .

Boobtube! Jingle Boobs . . .

Maria Conchita Lupita Gonzales called in with her pick for best TV Theme Song, followed by a similar call from our favorite Asian Luchador, The Ultimate Walliaw.

We munched on some Cocoy Coconut as our Mexican Candy and then Ray let us know that he is an expert Cajon player. We did a couple questions with Ask Dick, with Chuy filling in, and then Joe Fellers called in and closed out our episode and our year.

Thanks so much for being with us in 2014, and we look forward to providing you even more of our crap in 2015.

Salud!

Double D Episode 111 - DDanksgiving (Leinenkugels Winter Sampler)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Thu, 27 Nov 2014 21:39:35 +0000

You can't spell DDanksgiving without Double Ds! On this festive Thanksgiving Eve episode, with a full cast including Chuy D and Dick Duran, we crack open the Leinenkugel's Winter Sampler and drink the whole thing down.

To chase that, we also enjoy the Halloween Candy infused vodka we prepared last show, and also some chocolate tequila balls. And, oh yeah, Almond Roca Liqueur. It was a righteous time in the old Double D Studio.

For fun, we play a few rounds of What the Fuck Is it? Ray quizzes us on State License Plate mottoes. And Zen begins the preliminary stages of a new 64 team tournament - the best TV theme song ever!

So sit back, bask in the glow of your Thanksgiving feast, unbuckle your belt a notch or two, and enjoy this show with much love and gratitude from all of us here at the Double D Podcast!

Double D Episode 110 - Return of the Chuy (Sleighr Alt Ale)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Mon, 24 Nov 2014 04:18:33 +0000

We're drinking Sleigh'r Alt Ale to celebrate two things: the dawning of the Christmas Season (Christmas cheer waits for no one!) and the triumphant return of Chuy D! Yes, Chuy is back and it's a good thing, too, because Richard was conspicuously absent this episode.

We begin by debating which is the better film: Ghostbusters or The Jungle Book. Then we talk about -

- Infusing vodka with Halloween candy

- Duck Vaginas

- A Tip of the Hat to Pulling Forward in Parking Spaces

- Los Rivales

- Again guessing an item from it's component parts

- The Phobia of Pubic Hair

And lastly, the benefits of a good facial.

Enjoy the show!

Double D Episode 109 - Contests (Flipside Red IPA)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Wed, 12 Nov 2014 09:53:00 +0000

This is episode 109. We play some contests with each other and even with you, the listening audience. Also, we drink some beer, which happens to be Flipside Red IPA. Enjoy!

Double D Best Of Episode - Best Guests

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Tue, 14 Oct 2014 06:05:40 +0000

Biscuit Ray is out due to getting a Bionic Knee Implant, so there was no new show recorded. Instead, we bring you this best of episode containing clips from some of our favorite guests over the past 4 years. We have in studio guests, call ins, dirty stories, and some of your favorite personalities from Juan the Juggalo to Dwight Kenkelle. We hope you enjoy this trip down memory lane.

Double D Episode 108 - Gormley Power Stance (Red Tide)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Wed, 01 Oct 2014 05:55:53 +0000

On this episode of the Double D . . .

Jasmine Tridevil - Exposed!

Lottery Dreams - Broken!

Hot Wheels Tracks - Sans Cars!

Mark Gormley - Rock God!

We drink Red Tide, a wonderfully EXPIRED beer that Ray brought in. We also listen to 3 wonderfully bad songs and crown a winner as worst song on the internet. What do you think?

TRIVIA! TRIVIA! TRIVIA!

What beer did we drink on the first episode of the Double D? What is the Filipino version of "mijo?"

Answer either of these questions with a voice mail to 4242 DRUNKS or an email to doubledpodcast@gmail.com and Ray will probably send you a Double D Pint Glass!

Double D Bonus Episode - The World Cup Argument

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Sat, 20 Sep 2014 14:14:06 +0000

You may have noticed that although we are back on a regular schedule, there was no show last week. That's because I, Zen, was sick. To make up for it, I hope you enjoy this episode that I had "in the can" so to speak.

For whatever reason, we recorded this one offline, without cameras and didn't stream it live. We just wanted to sit around and drink beer and bullshit and I decided to record it. It starts off pretty friendly and jokey, but in the end it devolved into an argument between Ray and myself over the merits of soccer.

That dates the timing of this show, of course. We were still in the midst of the World Cup at the time. I think you'll enjoy it, old as it is, if you're any kind of regular listener to the Double D. There is no BoobTube, or really any segments of any kind, and no breaks either.

Enjoy, and if you want to weigh in on the soccer argument, email us at doubledpodcast@gmail.com or leave us a voice mail at 4242 DRUNKS.

Salud!

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Double D Episode 107 - Goose and Gordon (Goose Island Endless IPA)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Fri, 29 Aug 2014 16:17:09 +0000

Here it is, Episode 107 Redux. If you hadn't heard, the original 107 was lost in a fiery editing crash and was lost forever. It was a good episode and we promise that someday we will retell the stories that for now exist only in our memories . . . but in the meantime we hope you enjoy this replacement show chock full of Goose and Gordon Goodness!

We drank Goose Island Endless IPA, and we found it to be the easiest drinking, most sessionable IPA we've ever had. Definitely buy this beer if you crave the hoppy taste of an IPA but don't want all the associated bitterness.

We also debuted our first ever Double D Cigar Review. Before we started broadcasting, we each smoked a delicious Acid Blondie, a smaller cigar infused with flavors that reminded us of cinnamon and nutmeg. A great entry level stick, this one is sweet and easy to smoke. A definite thumbs up.

Somehow the conversation got sidetracked onto Gordon Gartrelle, thus the album art for this episode. We also talk ALS challenge, Poutine, and Kyle Lobstein - a local Flagstaff boy pitching in the Big League. Salud!

Videos for this episode:

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Double D Episode 106 - Mild Kidnapping Plus Fondling (Blueberry Oatmeal Stout)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Mon, 16 Jun 2014 18:56:35 +0000

We're drinking Blueberry Oatmeal Stout this show, which was a decent Stout but the blueberry part was so subtle it was (and should be) unnecessary. Maybe you can use the blueberry part to get your more timid beer drinking friends to try a darker, more robust beer. Anyway . . . on with the show!

This episode we introduce some new segment we're going to revisit from now on, but in addition to these segments we also talk about:

-c rations

-horny goat weed follow up

-pabstmosas

-celebrity penis sizes

-freaky robots

The new segments include You Be the Judge, in which we decide the fate of an Uber driver in L.A. who took an inebriated girl to a motel room instead of her home, Ray Teaches Us Spanish, in which Ray tries to explain weird slang and phrases in spanglish, and Ask Dick, in which Richard tries to play the part of Dear Abby.

We hope you enjoy some of the new things we're trying to do with the show, and if you have any comment and feedback we'd be glad to hear it.

doubledpodcast@gmail.com

Or leave us a voice mail at 4242 DRUNKS

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Double D Episode 105 - Horny Goat Weed and Hot Potato Salad (Asahi Sake Bombers)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Mon, 12 May 2014 01:20:00 +0000

We're drinking Sake Bombers tonight in celebration of Zen's new love for Sushi. He so ronery. Our sake bombers are based on Asahi beer, oh so dry and satiny smooth.

We talk Sushi, horny goat weed and watch some crazy videos. Here they are for your eyeball enjoyment.

Boobtube, "Boobs and GoPro" :

Never Make Eye Contact while Eating a Banana:

The Ross Sisters and the crazy Hot Potato Salad Dance

Enjoy the show and be sure to catch us live next episode and see our new 3 camera split screen broadcast and our new live call in phone number 928-255-4757 and as always, you can leave a message at 4242-DRUNKS

(EASTER EGG WARNING - STICK AROUND THROUGH THE FINAL SONG BECAUSE A SURPRISE PERSON CALLS IN AND INTERRUPTS)

Double D Episode 104 - Ultimate Walliaw Rike Flog Regs (San Tan Sex Panther)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Thu, 10 Apr 2014 14:12:28 +0000

After a little mishap at the beginning of the episode in which our Producer decided the show was starting off boring and slow and kicked the computer over to force a restart, we had one of our funnest, most argumentative podcasts ever.

We drank San Tan Brewery's Sex Panther, a delicious Double Chocolate Porter and it is oh so smooth and easy to drink. If you can, pick some up. We highly recommend it.

Topics this episode:

- Zen's first smoke.

- The Ultimate Warrior

- The Ultimate Walliaw, an old asian man who rikes Flog Regs

- Carista Frockhart and Hallison Fold

- Boobtube, boobs and snake

- Ingress

- Ray and Zen argue over the value of The Smurfs

- Dubtoberfest!

That's right, we're planning, no DEMANDING a Dubtoberfest this fall. Stay tuned for details...

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Double D Episode 103 - Still Holding On To Freedom Fries (BBB Wicked Poison)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Wed, 09 Apr 2014 22:06:26 +0000

This episode we're drinking Wicked Poison from Black Bridge Brewery, an incredible Barleywine that is guaranteed to lay you out and put you to bed with a smile on your face. It was attained when Producer Crystal and Zen took a trip (finally!) to Kingman to visit the fabled brewery. We talk about the trip this show as well as . . .

- how we've never done 103 episodes before

- Ray quitting drinking (not really)

- The Flagstaff Speakeasy

- Freedom Fries

- How many gallons of beer Ray can drink

- Our Winter Olympics recap

- Madison Rising's Daytona 500 Anthem fiasco

- The incredibly terrifying Mexican National Anthem

Enjoy the show!

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Double D Road Trip Special - There Is No Hose

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Sun, 23 Mar 2014 05:46:10 +0000

Hey! We didn't record a regular episode this week, but we think we have something special to share with you that is just as good. Three of us journeyed down the mountain from Flagstaff to Cottonwood to see our buddy Mark and his band The Clam Tostada perform at the Main Stage. While we drove down we hit record on the ol' smartphone and recorded a show for you. It's unconventional, it's not the best sound quality, but it's raw, uncut and a taste of what it's like to be stuck in a car on I-17 for 45 minutes with Zen and Ray. We talked about colostomy bags a lot for some reason . . .

Here's a little taste of The Clam Tostada from that very show we attended. Thanks to Misty Nowak for uploading this video.

Bonus! Wanna own The Clam Tosatada's debut album? The first two people to email us at DoubleDPodcast@gmail.com or to comment on our Facebook page with the answer to the following question will receive a CDBaby Download Card with a code good for a digital download of their entire album Amusing Neanderthals.

What creek do we drive over at the end of this show?

Double D Episode 102 - Drive The Chevy (BBB Mystery IPA)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Fri, 21 Mar 2014 03:29:52 +0000

One of our better episodes as of late. We started this one off with a bit of a mystery. Ray brought a growler of IPA from Black Bridge Brewery, but he couldn't remember exactly which IPA it was, so we dubbed it the "Mystery IPA." We also drank Ruthless Rye IPA, which Richard reminded us we had drank before on an earlier podcast.

Topics this episode:

Is "squirting" a real thing?

Ray's "Ball Cage"

The Super Game Big Bowl

Richard Sherman

Mexican Skier in a Mariachi Suit

Richard's codeword for getting it on, "Drive The Chevy"

Midget Zombie Porn

That's an image from the midget zombie porn, because obviously we can't post the video here. If you DO want to watch it, just search for midget zombie in your favorite porn hub. May we recommend XVideos.com ?

Here are some videos we CAN share with you:

BoobTube for this show "Boobs" and "Football" I smell a swerve coming . . .

And some racist Japanese TV commercials. If you're offended by these, get your head checked.

Enjoy the show!

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Double D Episode 101 - Floaters or Sinkers (Corona Light)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Mon, 10 Mar 2014 05:52:21 +0000

On Episode 101, we're drinking Corona Light. Embarrassing, I know, but Zen and Producer Crystal were on the Atkins diet. Get over it.

Topics discussed on this show:

The Atkins Diet

Should turds float or sink?

Richard the Boxer

Punch Out characters

Salud - R.I.P. Mike Garrity

Olympic Talk

- The Double D Curling Team

- Slutty little figure skaters

Should you have sex before a big game?

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Double D Episode 100 - Cien Toe (Molson NHL Edition)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Sun, 02 Feb 2014 21:20:21 +0000

Hey Borrachos! We've made it all the way to Episode 100 and we couldn't have done it without . . . beer. To celebrate, we drank Molson's NHL Edition. This episode also marked our annual Christmas episode, complete with holiday music, eggnog and of course a couple Christmas carols written by Zen, "Thump The Tip" and "Ray's Dreaming of Big Boobies."

This was also the debut of our first video, "Wanging" Check it out, and please, share this around. Grab the youtube link and post it on your facebook, twitter etc...

Salud! Thanks for sticking with us, the next 100 promise to be better still.

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Double D Episode 99 - Name That Asian Fit Potato (Dirty Infused Tequila)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Wed, 15 Jan 2014 23:16:02 +0000

So this is what happens when everybody does shots of tequila. Keep that in mind when you listen to this episode, which goes EVERYWHERE and nowhere at the same time.

We're drinking a combination of Dirty Cinnamon and Pineapple Infused Tequila, hecho en Mexico, and Black Butte Porter. We ramble on about Quon Yi, The Cucuy, Sports (which we obviously know very little about), the World Cup, The Most Popular Stripper Names, The Most Popular Filipino Names, Potatoes and Weenies and also Oakley's new "Asian Fit" sunglasses.

Enjoy!

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Double D Episode 98 - Deiter Slug (BBB Blastpipe Stout)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Wed, 20 Nov 2013 07:15:58 +0000

One of our best episodes yet. Our new cast, DeHoag, Diaz, Duran and the Lady Crystal drinking and pontificating on ex-boyfriends, Paris Hilton, Corey Feldman movies, Viagara and "Thumping", Banana Slugs and more. We enjoyed Blastpipe Stout courtesy of Black Bridge Brewery in Kingman, AZ. And hey! Prof. Van DerLiquor made an appearance. It's a kickass episode we know you'll enjoy.

Boobtube was "Boobs" and "Bananas"

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Double D Episode 97 - Keep Calm and Guitarron (Odell Brewing Double Pilsner)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Wed, 09 Oct 2013 05:02:09 +0000

So, this one starts out a little slow, unless, of course, you like a lot of sports talk. If you do, you're gonna love the first 25 minutes of this episode because for whatever reason we talk a lot of sports. Why baseball is boring as hell. Flagstaff sports teams. If you wanna skip the first segment altogether, it won't hurt my feelings. It's not bad, it's just a lot of sports.

At this point in the show, in between the first and second segments, things completely break down. And by "completely break down" I mean "Zen forgot to turn the mics back on after the break and a hilarious 5 minutes of mariachi talk is lost forever." We try to salvage what was lost, and after we talk about guitarrons for a little bit, we spend the next 40 minutes or so completely recapping everything that went down at Zen's 40th birthday party. If you were there, it'll be fun to relive it in the retelling, if you weren't there give it a listen and let us know if it was a successful party or not.

In the final segment, we talk about the Mars One project and how it's cheaper for Mexicans to go to Mars than any other race. Ray is all ready to blast off.

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Double D Episode 96 - Smear Job (Diesel Punk Porter)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Mon, 30 Sep 2013 02:18:00 +0000

We're drinking Diesel Punk Porter this episode, but you won't find that out for a while because we immediatly launch into the longest, most roundabout and unnecessarily wandering story about how Zen got denied from donating plasma for money.

We also talk about the ESPN "Body" issue. You'll enjoy the heated argument more if you keep this important fact in mind - once Ray mentions that the parachutes in the photo shoot are part of drag racing, Zen is convinced and the argument should end. However, Zen stubbornly persists in arguing JUST to keep pushing Ray's buttons, all for your amusement.

We also talk briefly about Pap Smears, and how uneducated we all are (save the lone female in the room) about just what is involved.

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Double D Episode 94 - Righteous (Black Bridge Brewery Rye IPA)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Tue, 16 Jul 2013 05:30:04 +0000

No hooplah, no candles or cakes, no big deal. But this episode DID mark our 3 year anniversary.

It kicks off with a little ball talk, throw in some BoobTube and Mexican candy for good measure, but this episode is really all about Tim's incredibly awesome Rye IPA. We kick around a few names for it before we settle on Righteous, and we even throw in a catchy jingle.

Enjoy, share around freely, and check back soon for Episode 95, in which Daula Peen calls in and throws the N word around crazy.

BoobTube for this episode :

Boobs and Bongos

Bonus Boobtube!

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Double D Episode 93 - Crunchy Goobers (Oak Creek Hefeweizen)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Wed, 03 Jul 2013 06:23:37 +0000

On this delicious episode of the Double D, we talk about the VOC (Village of Oak Creek) and their tasty beers. Also, we get Richard's review of the new Twin Arrows Casino just outside of Flagstaff. Things break down quickly after the first break, as the whole rest of the show seems to be about vibrators, male sex toys and sex with peanut butter. It's good for a laugh or two. Enjoy!

This episodes BoobTube (a real disappointment to Ray and Richard as it doesn't actually contain ANY boobs at all) -

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Double D Episode 92 - Quick AIDS (Roswell Alien Wheat)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Mon, 01 Jul 2013 05:53:53 +0000

It's been a while since there's been a new show. Correction - it's been a while since there's been a new show POSTED. There's been 3 recorded shows sitting on my computer, and I can make all kinds of excuses as to why they haven't been uploaded until now, but in the end it doesn't matter and all I can say is sorry. This episode is OLD. I mean OLD. I mean, Ray looks at this episode and says, "Damn, that's old!" We recorded this one right after I moved into the new studio, which technically was still winter, albeit the end of winter, and here it is summer when it's finally being shared.

The artwork for this ep is the back cover of Chuck Mangione's Feels So Good, primarily because we talk about it and without the reference to look at you won't know what the hell we're talking about. Doesn't the guy on the far left look like Biscuit Ray?

We talk about online dating, Facebook, AIDS, Ray yelling at Jaywalkers and the format of the podcast moving forward. Enjoy!

Double D Episode 91 - Live From Tim's

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 17:01:43 +0000

Not a whole lot of description needed here. All Killer, No Filler. This show clocks in at only an hour and two minutes long, but rest assured every minute is awesome. Here's all you need to know: we broadcasted live from Tim's Garage in Kingman, Arizona. Tim Schritter is the soon to be purveyor of lovingly crafted beers at the Black Bridge Brewery, a nanobrewery that will be opening soon. We sampled his wares, had a ton of fun and met some really great people. We hope to be there again someday soon! Special thanks to Tim for hosting us. Salud!

BoobTube for this episode (Boobs and Brewery) -

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#brookeleeadams #pityF

Double D Episode 89 - 5 Guys, 3 Mics (Beers That Represent Us)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 04:14:00 +0000

After an extended holiday break, we are back, and in force. Dave Diaz and Daniel Duran both find their way back into the studio, but there were not enough microphones to go around so Dave and Ray shared a mic and Richard and Daniel tag-teamed the other one. What we did have, however, was plenty of beer to go around for everyone. Before the show began, everyone was given the assignment of going out and getting a beer that represented themselves.

Ray brought in two brews, one called "Maximus" and the other called "Seduction." Dave brought "400 Pound Monkey" and "Lagunitas Sucks." Richard brought in Rock Star, which isn't a beer, and "Ruthless" which is. Daniel brought in "Hop Stoopid" and "Mama's Little Yella Pils." Finally, Zen drank "Phuket." Pretty accurate all around. Many beers were slammed and then passed around. After everybody had tried them all, the winner was a tie between "Hop Stoopid," a creamy IPA, and Lagunitas Sucks, a variation of the popular "Brown Suga" by Lagunitas.

Everybody got pretty happy after that and the conversation went all over the place, from gay bars to porn stars, and from banana peels to March Madness Babes. We even brought back YouTube, this time in honor of "GLUDs", which are women who are "Good Looking Upside Down." So here is Upside Down Boobs.

Finally, we whittled down our March Madness of Babes 2012 down to two hot finalists. Finally. Only 10 months late. So look for our clickable voting poll on our website to help us decide who should be Ms. Double D 2012!

Download, enjoy and share around. Always free to copy and give away and tell others about.

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Double D Episode 88 - Christmas Chanclas (Deschutes Jubelale)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Mon, 21 Jan 2013 11:39:58 +0000

Here it is! Bam! And you say "God damn" this is the dope jam . . . but let's define the term called "dope" and you thinking me funky now, nope. Here is a true tale . . .

Whoa. What happened? I just launched into Public Enemy's "Night of the Living Baseheads" Anyway, here it is! Bam! Episode 88, a month later. Holidays, family stuff, blah blah, excuses, blah blah, i know it took forever for me to post this and for that I sincerely apologize. Better late than never? Let me know after you listen to this.

It starts off with 15 minutes of drivel as Biscuit Ray and I (Zen) flounder about trying to fill in time until Richard shows up and bails us out with his silky smooth tequila. Then things pick up with lots of talk about chanclas, sex education, tequila, beer, who should have won the Double D Woman of the Year 2012 and Sancho Claus The Movie. All punctuated by some Christmas tunes I guarantee you haven't heard anywhere else before. Sit back, relax, pop a cold one and remember the hurricane that was Christmas 2012 as you listen to this, our last podcast of one insane year.

Trust us, it will get better in 2013. It's got to. It couldn't possibly get any worse.

Double D Episode 87 - Long Dong Silver Bells (Natural Ice)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 02:45:19 +0000

During this pre-Christmas episode, recorded in early December, we begin by arguing the popularity of whiskey vs. tequila in the United States, as expressed by the number of distilleries of each. Then we hit the cheap alcohol, which this week is Natty Ice. For Richard it is much more than Natty Ice as he plays catch up on all the bum wines he missed on previous episodes.

Next we talk hunting maps and boxing matches between Filipinos and Mexicans. Then it's on to our titular hero: Long Dong Silver. We learn that not only was he NOT an Asian, as his name would suggest, but he also wasn't as large as we thought. Turns out ol' Long Dong was pretty much a phony all around.

Double D Episode 86 - Two Turkeys (Mickeys)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 00:26:55 +0000

Happy Thanksgiving, as this was our official Thanksgiving episode. While we do consume some delicious Buddig brand turkey slices, and origami-fold them into little vaginas, we also discuss the following topics:

- How happy pills lead to sticky nipples

- Ray's big facial secret - Ole!

- Mickey's Malt Liquor

- Gauger's brewery in Kingman, AZ

- A possible Double D Poker Tournament

- Dream Big = Aim High Enough

- Lottery dreams

- The Dewey Decimal System

- Chocolate Cherries and Astro Pops

And, oh yeah, we had a BoobTube this show . . . "Boobs" and "Turkey" Enjoy!

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Double D Episode 85 - Texted (Thunderbird Wine)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Sat, 03 Nov 2012 02:37:10 +0000

As you can see by the album art for this episode, even apes know this universal fact: boobs feel better from behind than from in front. We discuss this truth during the episode. Speaking of apes, Ray dressed as a Gorilla for this episode, since it was our annual Halloween show. We do eventually get to talking about Halloween costumes near the end of the show, but it's a long, complicated train of thought that leads there. The best podcasts are ones that we record off the cuff, without any planning or forethought, and this is one such episode. We have a feeling this might be one of the more downloaded eps in the long run . . .

Topics include: The correct past tense of the word "text" as in "to text someone." Thunderbird wine. The cucuy vs. La Llarona. The cat who looked like a skunk in the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Who Dis. The Aspen Pedaler. Craig's Big 10-Incher. The upcoming Presidential Election. Valedictorians. Buying Wine Glasses in Nogales, Sonora. And other stuff I'm failing to remember at this moment in time as I type this out.

Be sure to share this episode and the links with everyone you can. Spread the Love. Leave us a review on iTunes if you haven't already done so. Leave us a drunken voicemail at 4242 DRUNKS. (424-237-8657) or email us at DoubleDPodcast@gmail.com

Later Borrachos.

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Double D Episode 84 - We Found Our Thrill (Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Mon, 22 Oct 2012 04:38:26 +0000

What does it take to earn your Scarlet "D"? Tonight we take that timid first step down the path that will lead us to being Town Drunks . . . Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill wine. This chilled delight was purchased by Zen at the local Wal-Mart for $2.99 and represents the first of many "Bum Drinks" we will imbibe so that we may rightfully wear our "D" and truly call this the Double D Podcast.

Ray accuses Zen of sounding like Ernest Borgnine. Ray remembers him from the Poseiden Adventure, but for everyone born after 1970, he is better remembered as the doorman on the 90's sitcom "The Single Guy"

After slugging down some Boone's with the help of some beer goggles, we talk about RCPM's song "Jack Vs. Jose" and it's tale of the eternal battle between Tequila and Whiskey. We talk about our favorite liquors and how regional differences affect what booze a person prefers.

Richard then tells about his damn dog, and how it's desire to run free might lead him to thousands of dollars in fines and some jail time.

Did you know Bob Marley was reincarnated, and now lives on in the body of the artist formerly known as Snoop Dogg? Neither did Zen, which is why Ray had to educate him about Snoop Lion, the smooth reggae artist behind the following song, La La La.

We close out the show with a litlle Hollywood or Porn, this time with the guys guessing whether an audio clip comes from the well known Harry Potter series, or from the lesser known movie Hairy Twatter.

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Double D Episode 83 - Don't Call It A Comeback (Mother Road's Twin Arrows Brown Ale)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Fri, 19 Oct 2012 05:57:00 +0000

It's been a long, long, long, long, long time as the commandant of Police Squad would say, but we are finally back after an extended break. The first 5 minutes or so of this return episode belong entirely to Biscuit Ray as he introduces a new voice, Navajo Ray. He talks about broadcasting from the Third Mesa and how his new girlfriend, Matilda Flatbutt, is doing.

Zen is a little slow going, and it's understandable as we next talk about the fact that mere minutes before the show started, his wife called to report that she had hit a deer with her SUV. After shaking that off, we talk about the beer we're drinking for this ep, Mother Road's Twin Arrows Brown Ale. This leads to a discussion of the actual place on Rt. 66 called Twin Arrows, and how it is the future site of a Navajo Casino.

Zen reports how he spent the summer break watching a lot of Beer Documentaries, reruns of Three Sheets and Drinking Made Easy (and more than a little porn) . . . and how on an episode of Three Sheets he learned of a tradition in Irish pubs of pouring a pint out for the devil. This in turn leads to a new Double D tradition, pouring a shot for The Cucuy.

Next we discuss pin up girls and room dividers, and how every bad porn set has a room divider in the background, leading Zen to make subconscious connections and creating unsolicited erections every time he walks into an Ikea.

Breaking from the routine, instead of MWOTD, we next do "Ray's Neighbor's Word of the Day" which for this episode is the word "sensuos."

After the break, Daniel reports that Heineken Beer has been wrongly accused of supporting dog fighting. Michael Vick was unavailable for comment. Zen relates how in colonial times, town drunks were made to wear the letter "D" on their person, just like adulterers had to wear a scarlet "A." We discuss what it means and what is required to become a town drunk, and we all vow to do what is necessary to earn the right to wear the Scarlet D.

The show closes out with some Fartograms and a rousing game of "Hollywood or Porn."

This is it. We're back. It can only get better from here as we launch into another season of The Double D Podcast. Thanks, as always, for your continued support of the show. We would very much appreciate it if you would tell a friend about the show, share our links on Facebook and Twitter, and give us a 5 star review on iTunes next time you're logged in!

Email us at doubledpodcast@gmail.com and leave us a voicemail at 4242 DRUNKS. Salud!

Double D Episode 82 - Bocce and Tamales

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Tue, 10 Jul 2012 18:59:37 +0000

This show was recorded directly following the Bocce/Hibachi tournament and party, so everyone was in a great mood and we had a packed house in the studio. Cousin Joe joined the regular cast on the mic and a few partygoers hung around to also participate.

After recapping the sad state of the tournament, in which the Double D team of Ray and Zen, dubbed "The Blue Ballers", came in an embarrassing 3rd out of 8 teams, we talk about the beers we drank, not just at the tournament but also during the show. These included a sampler pack from the Widmer Brothers and Maui Brewing's Mana Wheat Pineapple flavored beer but also our selection for the week, the unbelievably tasty Hoegaarden.

Then we hand out the other trophy of the night, the Blue Plate Award Winner for the best Jailhouse Tamale. Cousin Joe reluctantly became the tasting judge and though he found Zen's tamale the least offensive, it was also bland so the trophy went to Richard Duran!

After the first break, Zen recaps his trip to San Diego and his enjoyment at riding the Giant Dipper roller coaster at Belmont Park in Mission Beach. This leads to a game that everyone in the studio participated in, "Roller Coaster or Vibrator." The lesson we learned: every good roller coaster name sounds like a vibrator.

Then, with the Fourth of July rapidly approaching, we get into Boobtube, this time it being "Boobs" and "Fireworks"

After the second break we get into a lengthy discussion, led by Cousin Joe, on when it is ok to make fun of people. We agree that if someone is born with a problem it is generally bad form to make fun of them for something out of their control. But when their own stupidity cause it, well, all bets are off. Then we share some Mexican candy, one which reminds the Catholics in the room of a communion wafer, and another which we declare smells like "Granny's Ass" but tastes way better than it smells.

Bonus: stick around for after the show's conclusion. We added a little bonus content. Sometimes things keep going after we hit stop on the recording. Tonight we left the mics on. Enjoy.

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Double D Episode 81 - No Zen (Phoenix Watermelon Ale)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Tue, 10 Jul 2012 18:40:17 +0000

As you will discover right from the beginning of the introduction, this is the first time that the show was recorded with NO ZEN. Daniel takes the reins and though it's a rocky start he gets things going with stories from the Redneck Wedding that he, Richard and Ray attended. After a few minutes of wedding talk, a new listener, Ron Jablondy (sp?), calls in with his own tales of marital woe from Durango, Colorado. The guys talk him through the pitfalls of alcoholism and infidelity. Then the boys get down to what they are drinking this episode. Phoenix Ale Brewery's Watermelon flavored Wheat Ale. They also bring back some Mudshark Full Moon Ale.

After the first break a mystery guest walks in and grabs a microphone to try and save this sinking ship. He gets the talk going in a new direction: condoms and why they are used and how they are tested. After the condom talk, interestingly enough, the conversation steers toward Ray's daughter. No connection. Instead, they talk about how she recently won the Northern Arizona's Got Talent competition, taking home first place, the prize money and making her dad proud.

Another awkward transition as after the talk of Ray's daughter fizzles out, Daniel starts talking about taking "Upper Deckers" which is the awful prank of pooping in the upper water tank part of someone's toilet.

After the second break our mystery guest compares Daniel to the Pod People from Dark Crystal (thus the album art for this episode) and then we get into a news story. A prison is using inmates to test out their new lock system, and is rewarding the inmates with food. This leads to all sorts of Jail stories from our cast, including the recipes of how to make tamales in jail using potted meat and corn chips. We close out the show with Boobtube, this time "Boobs" and "Watermelons"

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Double D Episode 80 - Let Me See That Ochenta (Wells Banana Bread Beer)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Thu, 21 Jun 2012 00:15:02 +0000

It's our Doubleversary. Two years of the Double D Podcast. A big Salud goes out to all the Booblets and Borrachos who have been with us since June 2010, and for those of you new to the show a hearty welcome! Show number 80 almost didn't happen because Daniel's car broke down while he was getting the beer for this broadcast, but Richard picked him up and we got started just a little later than usual.

Because this is an anniversary show, we start off with a very brief history of the podcast, from the days of The Zen and Peace Show up to now. Then we crack open our beer of the night, Wells Banana Bread Beer, a concoction that smells just as good as it tastes. It comes, rather curiously, in an 11.2 oz bottle, but is worth every penny of it's import price. We talk about cool places to drink beer that you normally wouldn't drink at, and then get into our first Salud of the night. Salud to the L.A. Kings, 2012 Stanley Cup Champions, with a special side-Salud to Richards, Carter and Gagne, all former Flyers who lifted the cup. This leads into a discussion of girls with incredible assets positioning themselves behind the team coaches during television broadcasts. If this is the start of a new trend, we like it. We read a short news story about the most impressive of these "Glass Girls", adult film star Taylor Stevens. Here's a short vid of her stealing the glory from New Jersey Devils coach Pete DeBoer.

After that we read an email from Jay, mediocrefatass in our chat room, congratulation us on our two year anniversary. To that, we raise our beers and say Salud! to Jay.

In the second segment, we discuss high school graduations, specifically a news story from Ohio concerning four recent grads who had their diplomas withheld pending the completion of community service, all because their parents "cheered too long." We also talk about Senior Pranks and some high school practical jokes that went too far.

After those stories, we crack open another bottle. This being our Doubleversary, it only seemed fitting to have two different beer brands to celebrate. Biscuit Ray purchased a rather expensive bottle of Odell Brewing Company's Shenanigans, an oak aged crimson ale. One of the manlier beers we've imbibed, it is hearty and full of complex flavors.

Right before the break, we talk a little about the recent retirement of I'll Have Another on the eve of his triple crown winning attempt. We joke about all the different ways a jockey can cross the finish line.

In the last segment we jump right into Soccer Mom, this week being a pick of Daniel's. He chose this Coupon Suzy commercial for her short hair and tight shirt and immediate fap potential.

After that we do BoobTube. This is one we promised a long time ago, but somehow it got shuffled around and lost until now. This is a YouTube vid we found while searching for "Boobs" and "Happy Hopper" which is the kid's rubber bouncy ball you may remember from your childhood.

We then close out the show with some more Double D Memories. Thanks for listening, and if you like the show and haven't done so already, click on the "Subscribe on iTunes" link over on the right hand side of the page and subscribe to the show for free. It's still listed under our old "Zen and Peace Show" title, but it's all Double D. Don't forget to leave us a 5 star review while you're there.

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Double D Episode 79 - You, My Brown Eye Girl (Lumberyard's Flagstaff IPA)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Sun, 10 Jun 2012 18:52:11 +0000

We're drinking a local brew, Lumberyard's Flagstaff IPA, a manly, hoppy India Pale Ale, probably to make up for all the girly beers we've been drinking lately. It's a good, strong, satisfying beer but sadly we don't know if it's available outside of the local market.

We begin by talking about the official movie of the Podcast, Piranha 3DoubleD. Shortly thereafter we get into the story that gives this episode it's title. This is also up there (or down there) with some of our worst stories ever. Daniel tells us how he struck a "Got A Little Captain In You" pose while taking shower with a girl and she proceeded to introduce herself to his brown eye. Check out the album art over there --->

This gets us talking about all sorts of anus related topics, including proctologists and prostate exams as well as whether or not you should try everything once.

Once we get all the dirty stuff out of the way, Zen talks about the recent cable tv phenomena, The Hatfields & McCoys. If you haven't seen this 3 part mini-series yet, you might want to skip this segment or you'll end up like Ray, wanting to kick Zen in the nuts for spoiling the ending of the film. It can't be helped. Zen is deeply troubled by the ending, historical accuracy aside, and justs wants justice for old mushhead.

This leads into our BoobTube segment for the week, based on YouTube videos while searching the two terms "Boobs and Hillbillies." Enjoy, though it gets a little tedious:

We say goodbye to another celebrity we've lost this week, Richard Dawson, who actually once hosted a Family Feud episode with descendents of the Hatfield and McCoy families.

Finally, we do a Mexican Picture of the Day segment and Soccer Mom with the following Old Navy commercials featuring perennial Soccer Mom fave Wendy McClendon-Covey.

And The Spanish Version:

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Video Clip - Princess Cosplay

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 20:48:08 +0000

In episode 79's live broadcast, the Double D Guys discussed women who cosplay as Disney Princesses. This bit isn't done justice by audio only, so here is the full segment along with the accompanying photos.

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Double D Episode 78 - Stevie Likes Berries (Leinenkugels Berry Weiss)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Sun, 03 Jun 2012 04:53:10 +0000

We've made fun of the word "Leinenkugels" before, so now we give it it's fair due and drink some Leinenkugels Berry Weiss this episode. Daniel is a strong supporter of this fruity concoction, while Zen finds it just a little too sweet for his manly tastes.

During the opening segment we discuss our official fighting cock, Winston, and how he is being raised as opposed to the heinious conditions in which most other real fighting cocks are raised. We talk about Memorial Day and how each of us spent it. It's not National BBQ day, but that doesn't mean barbecues are off limits, dammit. Zen talks a little about the Pioneer Museum and horseshoes (again) and cattle brands.

All this leads us into our BoobTube segment for the week, this time with a video we found while searching YouTube with the terms, "Boobs" and "BBQ." This vid is a natural fit for the Double D, combining our two favorite subjects (Boobs and Beer, duh) into one incredible parody vid.

When we come back from the break, it is to tackle our titular news story. Steve is a man who went in to the doctors office to have some kidney stones looked at, and when the nurse performed an ultrasound on him she discovered that he had female sexual organs inside his body. This came as no surprise to Steve, who has had feeling all his life that he was really a woman. Steve now goes by Stevie and is living his life as a woman . . . sounds like Leinenkugels Berry Weiss is his new favorite drink! Salud! to people who don't have to live a lie anymore.

While we are respectful of Steve and his journey, this topic does lead to a short discussion of hermaphrodites and how we could use horrible pornographic images to make our own versions of motivational posters.

We close out the show with our Soccer Mom segment. While we watched five of these related videos, here's just one to give you a little taste. Man, we sure love it when our soccer moms crack the whip on their nerd husbands.

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Double D Episode 77 - Chicken Skin (Shock Top Lemon Shandy)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Thu, 24 May 2012 05:28:48 +0000

If you're easily offended, this episode is an all time low for us. But if you're listening, I doubt that you get offended easily, if at all. So maybe this is an all time high. Alex and Daniel tell some really good stories, tons of laughs are had, good beer is imbibed and we even educate a little. So crack open a Shock Top Lemon Shandy with us and enjoy!

In the first half of the show, we begin the education with the proper way to abbreviate state names. Then we introduce a couple new Urban Slang terms - #1 is Leinenkugels and #2 is Unleashing the Mummy's Curse. We admonish Alex to "just get TWO rags!" and the educate some more when we discuss why horses wear horseshoes.

After a short break we play some BoobTube, viewing a couple YouTube vids we found while searching the terms "Boobs" and "Vacuum"

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We reach another all time low when Alex describes the worst (or best?) thing he has ever masturbated with - chicken skin. Daniel then tells the story of why he was late to Ray's Birthday party. This story is now know as "Daniel's One Night Stand" or "The Case of the Missing Condom."

Finally, we issue another "Jacket To This" challenge. Before viewing the following video, please be forewarned that it does contain brief nudity, so is NOT to be viewed by minors. It is NOT pornographic, being an educational film, but still . . . enjoy!

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Double D Episode 76 - I Was Helping Her Put Her Pants On (Boddingtons)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Mon, 21 May 2012 22:49:05 +0000

Full house for tonights show, including Zen and Ray, your intrepid hosts, but also Daniel and Richard Duran as well as newcomer Alex Dornhoefer. Or DoNoMore. Dunmeyer. I forget. But damn, he's a funny guy who knows how to really get close to the microphone. Anyway, we drink some Boddington's Pub Ale, with the little nitrogen aerator ball thingy that looks like a glow in the dark fishing bobber.

Anyway, in this show we begin by saying goodbye to a real man, Swamp People's Mitchell Guist. We debate why the show is so popular and what makes the Cajun Swamp lifestyle so appealing. We also play what may be the only leaked copy of the never before aired "Glenn and Mitchell Live from the Swamp Podcast."

After that we play our first BoobTube of the night, in honor of Mitchell's Squirrel story, "Boobs and Squirrel."

We then have another go at our new game, "Know Your Porn" this time with greater success. Ray battles Alex and we go several rounds with the letter "D." Alex then tells a couple raunchy sex stories, including the time he met a co-worker in the Sonic bathroom. When confronted by his boss upon exiting while buttoning up his pants, he calmly replied, "I was helping her put her pants on." Real Man.

Lastly, we read a news story about some retired gynecologist who claims to have found the actual G Spot by cutting up the recently deceased cadaver of an 83 year old Polish woman. This leads to our final BoobTube of the night, "Boobs and Polish"

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Double D Episode 75 - Piso Mojado (Pacifico)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Mon, 21 May 2012 21:10:47 +0000

This is a bit of a milestone show, as it is the first ever Double D Podcast without Ray. Daniel Duran sits in the co-host chair for this episode and does a damn fine job of it. We begin by talking about the first porn we ever encountered, which leads to Dan revealing some interesting facts concerning his older brother Lawrence and some homemade videos involving "White Bunny Girl" Richard walks into the studio at this point and adds to the conversation because he too has seen this video. We talk about buying "pogs" for little brothers and getting caught having sex at Summer Camp and at family reunions. Also Richie Pichie, Puddin' and Pie, F*cked the girl and made her cry.

In the second segment we play a new game for the show, "Know Your Porn." Cut us a little slack on this one, it's the first time we ever play it and it is a little shaky as we work out all the rules.

We conclude with BoobTube/Soccer Mom and also Mexican Word of the Day. Here's your vid:

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Double D Episode 74 - Norwegia (Mother Road Brewery's Gold Road Kolsch Style Ale)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Fri, 04 May 2012 03:43:00 +0000

Norwegia. A proud, Scandinavian (or is it Nordic?) country filled with . . . Norwayians? Whatever they may be called, chances are good they don't like us so much in Northern Arizona. But who cares, right? They all look like the Swedish Chef and drive the wrong way down one way streets and play Megadeth for packs of ravenous wolves.

If you aren't clued in yet to what we're talking about, take a look at this news article about John Larsgard, the man who went the wrong way down a road in Winslow, Arizona, took on half the town with his car and ended up in an Arizona prison for 7 1/2 years. We tell the mainstream press' side of the story, the Norwegian side of the story, and to get the Arizonan side of the story we went straight to the source and in this episode we interview one of the people directly involved. Wishing to keep her identity secret, we'll just call her "Mrs. X"

It's an interesting case and we hope you enjoy this show that strays a bit from our usual format. Don't worry, though, there's plenty of laughs and beer and poking fun at the great nation of Norwegia.

And, oh yeah, there was a BoobTube this episode, of course. Boobs and Norway. Check out some Butterface. Oh man, I expected more from Norway's version of Girls Gone Wild.

This one is a little better. Actually, a LOT better. Norwegian Chocolate Ad.

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Double D Episode 73 - Zambeti Warriors (San Miguel)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 23:52:00 +0000

Double D Daniel Duran brought over some barely legal, inebriated youngsters and needless to say, it got chaotic in the studio for the first part of the show. Then they left and things settled down to a more usual pace. In that first, hectic half hour we discussed our beer of the week, the Phillipine's own San Miguel and how they pretty much own the islands and the basketball league there.

Then, after some rockabilly, we finally meet (in person, or should we say in poultry?) Winston the Fighting Cock.

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The kiddos leave and Zen gets down to some junior high tales of failed reports, physical abuse at the hands of diminutive Avon salesladies and Zambeti Warriors. We also had the usual segments of Soccer Mom (see Harrah's commercial below) and Boobtube (also below, Boobs and Jump Rope!)

Don't forget that we have the Summer Beer Belly Sports Tournament, The "Bocce Hibachi Festival" on Sunday July 1st. Kebabs, trophies, giveaways and the usual metric ton of cold beer await all who attend. Make sure you set the day aside for some good times.

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Double D Episode 72 - Winston the Fighting Cock (Schlitz)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 04:27:00 +0000

Schlitz. When you're out of Schlitz, you're out of beer. The drinking game of "Life." Jennifer Love Hewitt and her photoshopped mammaries. Downing yourself and when to give the courtesy head tap. Walking outside with glazed donut face. Winston the Fighting Cock. Bocce Hibachi. Japanese game show and the appearance of Japanese Biscuit Ray. All this and more on Episode 72. Enjoy!

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Double D Episode 71 - Sleep Study (Mission St. 2012 Anniversary Ale)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 05:59:00 +0000

A week late to be playing April Fools jokes, but we did it anyway, opening the show with some Nickelback and dubbing our rebooted podcast "The Nickelback Fan Show" Nobody fell for the joke, and we launched into the real deal. Our buddy Juan called in while we were cracking open our beers (O'douls (haha), Vampt, and Mission St. 2012 Anniversary Ale). After that Double D Daniel Duran showed up and Zen launched into the story that gives title to this show when he told all about his recent sleep study experience and how he should have taken that shower the morning after.

We watch a lot of videos after that, and we just wouldn't be good hosts if we didn't offer them up here for all of you that didn't catch the live show. First, we watched a little bit of Japanese Game Show goodness.

Then Zen added Soleil Moon Frye to the March Madness tournament with this creeptastic vid.

A little bit of Soccer Mom goes a long way

BoobTube this week was "Boobs" and "Armenian"

And finally we challenge our listeners to "Jacket To This"

Enjoy the show and don't forget we'll be live in Kingman on April 28th!

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Video Highlights from Episode 70 - Cinco de Double Patrick's Day

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 15:15:31 +0000

These videos have been posted on our Facebook page for a few days, but I just remembered that not everyone who listens to our show is a "Fan" on Facebook, so I'm posting them here also for everyone to enjoy. To be a more educated Booblet or Borracho, click "Like" over at Facebook.com/doubledpodcast

So there are four video clips to share with you today.

This first one shows just how bad the level of inebriation got during our Ping Pong tournament. While playing our doubles games, opposing players could sink beer pong balls into other players beer cups, forcing them to step away from the table and chug before they could resume playing, with no Time Out and the play continuing. Needless to say, a LOT of beer was consumed this way.

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Continuing a tradition of Live Music in the studio, The Rivals made their debut on Episode 70. Chuy D on acoustic guitar and vocals, Cousin Dave on bass and Drunk Cardo on percussion, which that night consisted of an empty beer box and a beer bottle.

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Cardo continued to stand out as a heavy contributor (pun intended) this show when he cobbled together this limerick about Maria Conchita Lupita Gonzalez.

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Finally, it wouldn't be a Double D Podcast without Mexican Word of the Day, this time assisted by Daniel Duran, Cousin Dave and Cardo.

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Double D Episode 70 - Cinco de Double Patricks Day (Guinness and Harp and Tecate)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 23:29:00 +0000

By the time the ping pong tournament was over and we all sat down to do this show, everyone was pretty plastered. And by pretty plastered, I mean Cardo blew a .33 BAC on the breathalyzer we had in the studio. So what ended up being over 2 hours of raw audio got trimmed down to a final cut of the podcast that runs about 1 hour and 12 minutes.

First and foremost, the Double D team of Ray and Zen, known in ping pong circles as "The Goon Squad", kept the trophy at home by going 6 and 1 in the triple elimination tournament. Congrats to all who entered and competed: The A Team, Chuy D and Cousin Dave - The Good Guys, Cardo and Carrie - Team Sparkles, Danielle and Nick and finally - Team Military Brats aka Team Go Postal, CC Rider and Crazy Legs Martha. It was a lot of fun and The Goon Squad will be defending the trophy next Spring.

Also joining us in the studio were a couple Double D's, the Duran Duran boys, Dick and Daniel. They probably would have dominated the ping pong table, but they showed up late.

In this episode we added some new contestants to our March Madness Tournament of Hotties, spewed forth some raunchy limericks, talked about some desperate men attempting to court MCLG, listened to Kingman band The Rivals plays some live music in the studio and looked at some pretty heinous pictures. (If you want to see them yourself, google "Special Fried Rice," "Blue Waffle," and "Lemon Party" Just don't say we didn't warn you.)

BoobTube for this ep was "Boobs and Shamrock" Enjoy!

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Double D Episode 69 - The Clam Tostada (Rio Grande Chile Cerveza)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Tue, 20 Mar 2012 06:38:00 +0000

Episode 69 originally was going to be the "Cinco de Double Patrick's Day" celebration, but due to Snowmageddon and the 30 some inches of snow that fell in just 36 hours, the party had to be postponed to Sunday March 25th. One guest did make it to the studio, however, and it saved this show. Even Biscuit Ray could not be in the studio physically, and instead we had to settle for "Invisible Ray" through the modern miracle of Skype.

Mark Anthony, of the Tucson band The Clam Tostada, was our lone guest for this episode, but he proved to be all we needed to have an excellent show. Besides being a longtime friend and a card carrying Herbal Medication Patient, he's also one hell of a musician. Here is his in studio performance of Clam Tostada's original song, "Love is a Marshmallow"

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Besides the music talk and performance, we also discuss this episode Rio Grande Chile Cerveza, 69 and the frenulum, The Rivals (Kingmans only non Mexican band) and our ongoing March Madness of Hotties. Stick around to the end and this episode's album art will make sense to you, as Mark explains how his beautiful wife wearing a fake mustache made her the object of adoration from both Lesbians and Straight Men alike.

Boobtube was also played this show. Enjoy this short clip found when we searched for "Boobs and St Patricks Day"

Double D Episode 122 - One Man One Grail (Monty Python's Holy Grail Ale)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Tue, 20 Mar 2012 06:09:00 +0000

Episode 122? How can this be? Just last week we did episode 68?! Well, we received, through a scientific breakthrough involving dial up internet and a DeLorean with a snowblower on the hood, this podcast from the future. The year 2014 to be exact. It seems Zen and Ray survive the apocalypse and will continue the Double D Podcast from their underground bunker. So we got that going for us. Nice to know that although the surface is uninhabitable and zombies roam the land, at least we still got culture.

After a Salud to Cousin Larry who is back in the homeland with us after a stint in Afghanistan, we get to our beer of the show, Monty Python's Holy Grail Ale. It's tasty and just a tad bit sweet, but smooth and easy to drink. Try it, it's tempered over burning witches.

We, meaning the us of the future, give the lowdown on how and why the apocalypse happened and what we, meaning the us of now, can do to stop it from happening. Also who wins major sporting events in 2012 and 2013 in case you want to make some sports bets. After a discussion of whether or not we would time travel if it were available, Ray admits he would go back in time to prevent a DUI, and Zen admits how would go back in time to try and save a little pride and self respect when he got dumped by ex-girlfriends.

A little March Madness business is conducted, with the Newscasters Division created, and we talk a little bit about the upcoming "Cinco de Double Patrick's Day" celebration.

Finally, we both watch the infamous "One Man, One Jar" video. Things will never be the same. Truly, there are some things that once seen, can never be unseen.

Double D Episode 68 - Adorable (Bud Light Platinum)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 05:56:00 +0000

Take a look at the album art. Can you even tell that she's not really real, but instead a Real Doll? So the title of this episode isn't necessarily referring to the real doll face in the artwork for this episode (which by the way is the "Stephanie" face you can buy for your very own Real Doll) but instead the title is taken from a word we, for whatever reason, end up saying a lot during the broadcast. "Adorable."

We drink Bud Light Platinum and conclude it tastes very much like Bud Light. Which isn't an entirely bad thing. We give a Salud to Davy Jones, deceased Monkee, and listen to some 50's trumpet blues. Zen tells a story about gay guys with jumper cables and a new caller, Big Dawg, gives us a ring. Ray watches a Penile inflation video, 2 girls 1 cup style, and then Ray builds his very own Real Doll. Builds, but doesn't purchase, because he doesn't have 6 grand lying around. BoobTube is "Boobs and Platinum" and we introduce the first division in our annual March Madness of Hotties.

Don't forget that "Cinco de Double Patrick's Day" is on March 18th. Be there if you're anywhere in the vicinity. DoubleDPodcast@gmail.com for details.

Double D Episode 67 - Inflatable (Guinness)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 04:47:00 +0000

We drink Guinness Draughts (finally!) this episode, but before we ever get to downing some beers, we talk a LOT about inflatables . . . inflatable penises, inflatable shoes, inflatable love dolls . . . basically anything you can blow air into for fun. We also discuss in the first segment how awkward it is to buy porn at a convenience store and the desperate measures Zen would take to do so.

In the second segment we finally crack into our specially made Guinness cans and enjoy the fizzy foam that explodes from the widgets inside. It's Zen's first ever Guinness and the experience was entirely . . . underwhelming.

After some unimportant new stories concerning stolen Denny's burgers by Manager Impersonators and deciding whether or not to allow alcohol sales based on a coin flip, we get into BoobTube. This week it's "Boobs and Guinness" which led us to this video about breaking the world record for unhooking the most bras in one minute. Enjoy!

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Double D Episode 66 - Just a Little Greek

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 06:30:05 +0000

What the hell does the title mean? I don't know, other than we kept saying "Just a little gay" during this episode and in a meager effort to class things up Zen brought up some basic Greek Philosophy. It'll all make sense when you listen to the episode.

While it was pretty will-nilly and bounced all over from subject to subject, some of the topics covered include: the best sports movies ever, the film sets of Tin Cup, where Moneyball failed, pigs appearing on the decals on Vermont Police cruisers, juggalos and heartless bitches.

For the BoobTube segment, Zen searched for "Boobs" and "Juggalos" and for some reason picked out the following video where the only boobs seen are these two short-bussers who try to opine on why bitches is heartless. This leads to the aforementioned discussion on Aristotle's A is A theory of identity. Also cynics and cynicism. Again, this will all make sense when you hear it.

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Double D Episode 65 - Juan Night in Bangkok (Kah Tequila)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 05:05:00 +0000

A long lost friend has recently come back into my life (this is Zen speaking) and he was invited to join us for the broadcast of episode 65. Juan tells plenty of stories, from exploring the subterranean depths of Tucson's storm drains to losing his cherry to an Asian stripper in the back of a Volkswagen speeding back from Mexico. If that's not teaser enough, I don't know what to tell you. Listen for some good times and good tales from back in the day.

Also included this episode -

Soccer Mom segment, starring the blonde in this Nexium commercial:

Boobtube segment, this time with a video found while searching YouTube for "Boobs and Ping Pong"

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Double D Episode 64 - One Hell of a Tampon Bill

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 14:32:42 +0000

Tom and Dan.com Tom and Dan.com Tom and Dan.com How many times can we stress that it is very important that you go to Tom and Dan.com and subscribe to their show and download as many episodes as possible? Help Zen win that trip to Orlando!

Anyway, as far as OUR show goes, it's all about Hazel Jones, the British woman blessed (or cursed) with two VaJayJays. Also, Miley Cyrus gets fat and stoopid while getting caught rimming a big black penis cake. We also play the Facebook minimeme "Describe your sex life using the title of any movie" Final Score lies at Chat Room - 1,000 and Double D Podcast - 2.

There's also a little bit of talk about Ray's starring role in the upcoming independent film "Bloody Border" Check it out at BloodyBorder.com Look for more info in an upcoming show when we get creator/director B.G. in the studio to give the full scoop on his film.

For now, enjoy this little video by Tom and Dan of "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" and we'll see you borrachos next week.

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Double D Episode 63 - The MacGyver of Masturbation

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 05:39:56 +0000

Joe Fellers joins us from sunny Kingman, Arizona and, like all his previous visits, this show runs a little long. So bonus: this show is about an extra hour of pure, delicious gravy.

So what's with the album art for episode 63? Why are there toilet paper dolls in the picture? You'll have to just listen to find out, but it is tied into the title of the show. A true MacGyver of Masturbation uses the resources he has at hand to get the job done. A roll of duct tape, some thumbtacks, maybe a broken cell phone . . . or in this case a toilet paper doll.

And that's not the limit of the penis talk that goes on this episode. Listen in to find out at what tender age your intrepid hosts first grew their pubes, and also hear sordid tales of junior high locker room embarrassment. All this as well as our usual BoobTube, Mexican Word of the Day and Soccer Mom segments in a hilarious 3 hour bonus edition of the Double D. Salud!

Some vids from the broadcast:

Wendi McLendon-Covey is our first nomination for Soccer Mom of the Year 2012. She appears briefly in this horrible video:

BoobTube this week is "Boobs and Zombies" Watch this odd Japanese trailer:

Ray is appearing as an extra in the independent film "Bloody Border" Check 'em out at BloodyBorder.com

Double D Episode 62 - Back in the Groove (Mississippi Mud Black and Tan)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 06:17:00 +0000

Literally. We spin some records this episode, so prepare your ears for some interesting tuneage. Also, we're back in the groove in that the holidays are over, the cast is healthy and we are finally back on the air.

Topics include: Mississippi Mud Black and Tan, Flagstaff's New Years Pine Cone Drop, Why Arizona is crooked at the bottom, BoobTube (Boobs and videogames) and Liz Hurley's Doppleganger.

Here are the videos that were part of the live show:

Finally, we're asking any and all residents of Arizona to please subscribe and download the hell out of a podcast called "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" It's Zen's favorite podcast outside the Double D, and if Arizona's download numbers increase enough in the next month, he just might win a trip out to Orlando to meet Tom and Dan and sit in on their podcast. Do a brother a proper and get everyone you know (in Arizona) to download their show as well. Please. TomandDan.com

We'll see y'all Friday the 20th for a special show with Joe Fellers, our homebrewing friend who promises to bring an oatmeal stout for us to sample.

Double D Episode 61 - Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum (New Belgium's Snow Day)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 13:00:00 +0000

We're drinking New Belgium's Snow Day beer this episode, and not just because it's a Winter Wonderland outside in Flagstaff, Arizona. This is a deliciously hoppy beer with a "keep you warm on a Winter's day" 6.2% alcohol content by volume.

We begin by talking about HBO's 24/7 series, this time focusing on the coming NHL Winter Classic starring the Philadelphia Flyers and some loser team from New York. We attempt to clean up the podcast in the spirit of the Holiday Season and fail miserably. The failure begins with our discussion of "pornaments," adult themed holiday decorations.

The Flagstaff Christmas Parade is mentioned next, as Zen lived out his dreams of being a Mascot. We also talk about "Real Man" Christmas trees, with orange extension cords and generators in tow.

Zen shares his childhood Christmas wish of getting a Star Wars AT-AT, much like Ralphie's wish to get a Red Ryder BB gun in "A Christmas Story." Ray can't remember ever wanting much of anything around Christmastime.

The Legend of Sancho Claus, sung by Chuy D last year, is replayed for your pleasure, and then Zen tells the story of the feud he's having with a local homeless man. He unveils his new song, "Bum bum bum bum bum," sung to the tune of "The Little Drummer Boy."

Enjoy this holiday themed episode, and please share!

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Double D Episode 60 - Forever Lazy (Coors)

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 13:59:00 +0000

Infomercials that confound and confuse and yet make us want their products so badly are the focus of this show. I guess it makes sense being this close to Christmas that the spirit of Wanting is upon us.

We're drinking the banquet beer, Coors, this show. Although we try to talk it up, what is there to say about Coors? It's been around forever and is a trusted American brand. We start the show watching this vid which was shared with us by Robert Mesa. Do as he advised us, which is stick around to the end. It starts out a little hippieish but ends with what can only be described as a series of unbelievable moves.

We play a new game next, called Hollywood or Porno. Biscuit Ray must decide if an audio clip is from the Hollywood version or the Porno version of Ironman. We discuss why porn shoots don't shell out the bucks for better effects or production value, and then compare a porn producer's budget to the budget that must have existed to put out this awesome youtube clip:

Next we tackle various informecials, commercials and such.

We close out the show with Boobtube. Enjoy!

Double D Episode 59 - Sweep the Leg

zenandpeaceshow@gmail.com — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 13:22:16 +0000

Christmas is almost upon us, but before you plunge into your gifts with unabridled avarice, please take a moment to reflect on the carnage that was Black Friday 2011. We talk about an unfortunate incident here in Arizona where police bloody and bruise and then handcuff a poor old grandpa who was only trying to protect his grandson during a Black Friday Free for All. The video proof is below. Police say that they used standard police procedure, which included "sweeping the leg." Looks like someone trained at Cobra Kai Dojo.

The album art for this episode if you look at your iPod or media player is the sensai from Cobra Kai. But if you look to the right here, you'll see that our blog post picture is a lovely soccer mom. Yup, here is the picture we promised of this episode's Soccer Mom, in all her pharmaceutical glory. Gaze upon her.

Sorry this ep was so late in getting out. We at the Double D work for the Coastal Nervous as you know, and this is our busiest time of year. Please accept our apologies and enjoy this show!

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