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Mr. Birchum: Adam Carolla’s FOX Pilot

Underbelly — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 17:58:41 +0000

Have you seem the cartoons the Fox network on their Animation Domination lately? All the have us The Simpsons and the McFarlane stuff. Everyone else has been a failure. And remember, they once cancelled Family Guy in 2001 and it was only brought back after it’s success on the Cartoon Network. Bob’s Burgers is ok, but what about Napolean Dynamite and Allen Gregory. There has to be someone at FOX who has no touch with reality if they tought those were funny and Adam Carolla’s Mr. Birchum wasn’t.

Lucky for us, the pilot is available on YouTube (or until FOX shuts it down. Watch it and when you get done laughing, write the FOX network to let them know how brain dead they are!

Sylvie Vartan – The Twisting Schoolgirl of France

Underbelly — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 14:26:55 +0000

“Est-ce que tu le sais?”, Sylvie Vartan version of the Ray Charles song “What’d I Say”

Three Old Men – Lost in the Woods

Underbelly — Tue, 04 Sep 2012 13:20:26 +0000

The first of a new comedy series I found on Youtube, I thought it was funny.

The Might TSA

Underbelly — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 19:51:19 +0000

It might be me but I tend to think that Transportation Security Administration is a victory for the terrorists. I mean, are not we giving up a bit of our freedom and rights, letting rent-a-cops frisk us and strip search us at the airports. Finally, here is a guy who did something about it!

Man arrested at San Jose airport after stripping naked

This guy protested by taking off his clothes because of the bullshit they were putting him though. He appeared on Penn’s Sunday School podcast this week. He has already been cleared of any criminal charged but now it is time to see what those people at the TSA do.

Merely Canadian

Underbelly — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 13:50:34 +0000

Don’t let us be fooled people, Canadians are jumping the border in droves. Build a wall. They want our warmer weather and your daughters.

Where’s The Chapstick?

Underbelly — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 16:46:31 +0000

This is still one of my favorite videos and I don;t know why? I guess it always makes me laugh? Am I laughing at this girl or with this girl. I’m not really sure. It doesn’t matter. Thanks CrazyTrumpeter!

Stupid Award Winner

Underbelly — Wed, 05 May 2010 13:12:09 +0000

Yes, if there was a stupidest person in America award, this person might be the winner. Sorry lady if this hurts, but read a little. Try to understand the world and how it works.

Use the Taser gun

Underbelly — Wed, 05 May 2010 13:01:34 +0000

So I have read and heard that some people are upset over the police use of the Taser gun on the “fan” that ran onto the field in Philly. This asshole deserves to get tasered and more. Fuck him. This jerk thinks it is funny to run around like an idiot. Do you think those fan paid a small fortune to have the night interrupted by you , you fucking prick!

Hey drunk bastard who ran onto the field, your lucky that is all that happened to you!

This fucker actually called his dad and asked for permission. “Hey Dad, can I be a total fucking moron and run onto the field, interrupting the game for all the fans? Can I be that stupid, Dad?”

Actually the real conversation went like this, according to the Dad and the RealGm website

Wayne Consalvi told the newspaper that his son was not drinking and he wasn’t on drugs. Steve Consalvi is “a real good student, heading to Penn State,” his father added.

“I don’t recommend running on the field, but I don’t think they should have Tased him at all,” he told the newspaper

James Randi Discussing “Psychic” Uri Geller

Underbelly — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 13:16:21 +0000

Can Bees Fly?

Underbelly — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 15:11:22 +0000

Remember during the last presidential election Mike Huckabee said “It’s said that, according to the law of aeronautics and the wingspan and circumference of the bumblebee, it is aeronautically impossible for the bumblebee to fly, However, the bumblebee, being unaware of these scientific facts, goes ahead and flies anyway.” First, let’s forget he said “aeronautics”, and focus on the myth that it is “impossible for the bumblebee to fly” I believe that this was also stated in the kids movie, Bee Movie. This is, of course, not the case at all, and considering the childlike logic of Mr. Huckabee’s statement, we might be glad he didn’t win. I believe he also said Bumblebee make honey.

Ok, politics aside, the is a crazy myth that kids tell each other but it is not at all the case in real life. In fact, and real scientist would never say that bees can’t fly because obviously they do. What science does is attempt to figure out why bees fly and if they have not yet done so doesn’t mean it can’t be done. So the correct statement should be, Scientist don’t know how bees fly”, not “Scientist say bees can’t fly.”

Here is an article from 2006 in which LiveScience explains how bees fly.