Recently picked up by the Oakland A’s, Brandon Inge’s bat is beginning to show some life, as the former Detroit third basemen has managed a hit in five of his first seven games in Oakland.

Inge has also hit 2 HR’s and knocked in 8 runs over his last two games, including the May 6th contest against the Tampa Bay Rays, when he had a three-run shot and four RBI on the day.

During that game, it wasn’t just the Rays’ pitching staff that had to suffer through Inge’s wrath, but also that of the Tampa Bay fans.

Well, two baseball fans in particular, one being a man that failed – and failed miserably – to catch the home run ball.  On top of that, see who may be the man’s female companion pay for his error afterwards.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QwrQFhh08o

Goodness gracious, someone get this guy a new pair of hands, or perhaps a glove.  Then again, he may need a new pair of something else after that result.

It looks like Inge may have hit that one out on a two balls and one strike count (tip your waiters).

Brandon Inge's home run ball managed to hit a man in the crotch and a woman in the face.

Upon seeing this unfortunate, yet hilarious incident, this comical crotch shot in the Tampa Bay stands was an unintentional replica of a Rolling Rock beer commercial from years back.

If you’re not sure which commercial that I’m referring to, have a look for yourself – and if you can’t help but laugh at crotch-related humor – then you’re in luck, because this one has the motherload.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKTI49c_Vns

Let this be a lesson to every male out there – always “remember your cup” – and that goes double for when Brandon Inge is at the plate.

Rolling Rock politely reminds you to "Remember Your Cup" at all times!

It’s official: Tom Brady may have just passed David Beckham as the biggest metrosexual in professional sports.

The world is sadly all too familiar with the “Evolution of Brady Hair”, originally starting with the standard ordinary guy look that often resulted in thousands of ladies swooning.

Then, we had the long hair, which made some women drop off the “Brady bandwagon”, followed by the “Bieber Hair” (below), which led to a smattering of jokes and comparisons.

Tom Brady has dropped his "Bieber Hair" and replaced it with a fauxhawk

Brady eventually chopped that mop off, leaving the majority of folks left to only talk about the quarterback’s football talents and jaw-dropping stat lines – what a concept!

Alas, that look could only last long, as recently highlighted by People.com’s StyleWatch, Tom Brady was seen at the Met Gala sporting a new do.

People are calling the hairstyle a variation of things, including a fauxhawk or as People.com referred to it, a “semi faux hawk that slanted to the right”.

If Gisele has a hand in choosing Tom Brady's hairstyle, she's forgiven.

Call it what you want, but it’s not the standard look of your run-of-the-mill NFL quarterback.

Many point to wife Gisele Bundchen as the culprit for all the crazy hairstyles, but she has proclaimed her innocence.  But even if she was guilty of that, it’s Gisele, people (see right).

Yes, we forgive her – a million times over.

Brady’s new look is not so much a fauxhawk, but more so a hybrid that mixes in the hairstyle concepts of the ‘There’s Something About Mary’ hair gel scene, the ‘80’s band ‘A Flock of Seagulls’ and cartoon character Foghorn Leghorn.

If you’re not buying into that, then take a look for yourself.

Tom Brady at the Met Gala

Tom Brady and his new hairdo at the Met Gala (Photo Credit: Kevin Mazur/WireImage)

 EQUALS

PART ‘There’s Something About Mary’ Hair Gel Scene

Cameron Diaz in 'There's Something About Mary'

PLUS

PART ‘Flock of Seagulls” Hair

'80's Band 'A Flock of Seagulls'

PLUS

PART Foghorn Leghorn

I say, I mean, I say… someone please talk him into dying his hair red.

If only Brady’s stylist could run – and run so far away – so we don’t have to keep hearing about his hair, but can instead strictly hear about his Hall of Fame football numbers.

Wishful thinking.

Matt Kenseth is this week’s biggest mover and takes over the ratings lead after finishing in the top five for the fourth time in the last five races.  Greg Biffle moves up a spot to second; Dale Earnhardt Jr. slips a spot to third; Jimmie Johnson falls from the lead to fourth and Denny Hamlin stays in fifth.

Talladega winner Brad Kaselowski moves up three spots to eighth, while Juan Pablo Montoya falls four spots and is this week’s biggest loser.

The Wife Hates NASCAR Power Rankings

After Week 10 – Talladega

Note: Only includes full-time drivers

Brad Keselowski nears the finish line at Talladega

O Albert, where art thou?

After signing a 10-year deal with the Angels worth $254 million, expectations were through the roof for Albert Pujols, and rightfully so considering that the former St. Louis Cardinals slugger had launched no fewer than 32 home runs in a season dating back to 2001 and batted under .300 just one time, a .299 mark last season over 147 games.

Over in the National League, the heartbroken city of St. Louis chose to replace Pujols with veteran slugger Carlos Beltran, a move that many said would result in a major loss of production considering Beltran’s age and injury history.

As the Major League Baseball season begins to creep towards the one-quarter mark, the Pujols-Beltran storyline is easily one of the biggest surprises.

PUJOLS vs BELTRAN

Carlos Beltran eclipsed Pujols’ current 2012 power numbers on May 2^nd alone, when the St. Louis outfielder launched two home runs and posted 7 RBI.  In 27 games so far this season, Pujols has 0 HR and just 5 RBI, while batting .194 and posting an abysmal 237 OBP in 27 games and 108 AB’s.  Carlos Beltran is currently dealing with a hamstring injury over the last few days, but in 25 games played, Beltran is batting .273, with 7 HR, 18 RBI and a .390 OBP – all stat lines that have far eclipsed that of Pujols to date.

Albert Pujols can only raise his hands and wonder what has happened to his power in 2012

To some degree, one could make the argument that Pujols needed some time to adjust to the American League, its pitchers, ballparks and his new teammates.  But when an athlete leaves a place that he played for over a decade, while signing a deal worth more than $25 million per season, there’s only so long that an excuse can last.  In fact, any excuse for Pujols likely walked out the door days ago.

Even the usually laid back folks of Southern California have begun to show their displeasure, recently booing Pujols for his lackluster performance so far this season.  Any franchise from the Northeast would have shipped the “boo birds” out for attack weeks ago.

As for what is going on with Pujols, it could be a number of different things, from age (he’s 32), to the aforementioned adjustments to putting too much pressure on one’s and more.  It’s likely a combination of numerous factors, but if the Angels want any chance to compete with the Texas Rangers in the AL West, the team’s success will start with Pujols breaking out of his current funk.

FANTASY SPIN: Trade for Pujols!

This is the first time in over a decade that it’s possible that a Fantasy Baseball owner could have a chance to buy low on Albert Pujols, or at least have an opportunity to acquire him in a trade.  Pujols’ value couldn’t be any lower, and if a manager has faith in him making a recovery, then one could – and should – take a flyer on acquiring Pujols, but only at the right price.

It will obviously depend on the manager that owns Pujols.  If the manager in your league lacks patience, it’s possible that he could be willing to move Pujols, and it may be a good idea to see if you can get your hands on him.

THE MILK CARTON

Albert Pujols lands on the first ever “Milk Carton” at The Wife Hates Sports, posing the question: “Where has this sports star disappeared to”?

Seriously, Arte Moreno, the owner of the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, wants to know – and so does his pocketbook.

It’s just another warning to Major League owners and general managers out there – be careful with your money, as even the high priced free agent superstars can and do fizzle out at some point in their careers.

Only time will tell if Pujols is headed in a major downward spiral, or if he can right the ship.

But if you happen to locate Albert Pujols…