tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3637669654944070225Sat, 31 Aug 2024 12:43:26 +0000stantonLiesFreedoniahaikugurglesHump Backed Arctic Snake DogFlying SquidSnurgle DeerVampire Leopardboggle snifferpentagon fishAcid Become DevilAlligator BunnyBearded Roach DonkeyBlue Throated Carniverous Land FrogBoneless SpunjigatorCanada ExpeditionCanadian ExpeditionCenturion Pigeon-Toed BatfishConey Island GlobsterEgghead SquirrelElectric Gato SharkHigh Jumping Turtle Rat CrabHop-a-long Pinnochio BadgerHorny Elephant LizardHorse OrcaJabuticaba BirdLascivious CentaurMongolian Pointer Faced Goiter DogMongolian Pointy Faced Goiter DogMoroccan Ice DonkeyMustachioed Clopper DingoNova Scotia Rabbit SnakePig FairyPigeon-Toed Snake GopherPinhead ChickenPork Faced Turkey ChickenQuonkey DonkeyRat Tailed Monkey DuckRattle Tailed Zombie MarmotRed Breasted OwlResplendent Owl BearRocky Mountain Llama SealRutabaga Racking DuckinieSalty Elven BugbearSlack Jawed NinnySwizzle FishTasmanian Trout Cho ChoTwo-Eyed Rhinohead DogTwo-Headed PorcupineUFOWild Squeamish BogarooX-Ray Beady-Eyed Salpeter PossumnewsopportunityplayresearchIt's a crazy world, and illustrator C. Taylor Bonnell and writer Stanton Wood are doing their best to make sense of it. Join us on our journey of discovery...http://treesquid.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Stanton Wood)Blogger95125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3637669654944070225.post-5913089793938664207Wed, 27 Feb 2013 13:30:00 +00002013-02-27T08:30:03.443-05:00Liesstanton http://treesquid.blogspot.com/2013/02/lies-mirror-told-me-performance-review.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stanton Wood)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3637669654944070225.post-946332460898350730Thu, 21 Feb 2013 19:50:00 +00002013-02-21T14:50:00.809-05:00 http://treesquid.blogspot.com/2013/02/lies-mirror-told-me-scheduling.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stanton Wood)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3637669654944070225.post-7690600178731495386Mon, 18 Feb 2013 15:00:00 +00002013-02-18T10:00:01.051-05:00Liesstanton http://treesquid.blogspot.com/2013/02/lies-mirror-told-me-squid-o-gator.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stanton Wood)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3637669654944070225.post-1752421267534783059Thu, 14 Feb 2013 15:00:00 +00002013-02-14T10:00:09.801-05:00Liesstanton http://treesquid.blogspot.com/2013/02/lies-mirror-told-me-foot-of-bed.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stanton Wood)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3637669654944070225.post-1542619261582574343Mon, 11 Feb 2013 15:00:00 +00002013-02-11T10:00:00.906-05:00Liesstanton http://treesquid.blogspot.com/2013/02/lies-mirror-told-me-bangors-and-mash.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stanton Wood)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3637669654944070225.post-3859177254784009865Thu, 07 Feb 2013 15:00:00 +00002013-02-07T10:00:01.247-05:00Liesstanton http://treesquid.blogspot.com/2013/02/lies-mirror-told-me-lightning.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stanton Wood)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3637669654944070225.post-7672871229047996474Mon, 04 Feb 2013 15:00:00 +00002013-02-04T10:00:03.192-05:00Liesstanton http://treesquid.blogspot.com/2013/02/lies-mirror-told-me-super-fat-head-man.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stanton Wood)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3637669654944070225.post-1210916705795446084Thu, 31 Jan 2013 07:40:00 +00002013-01-31T02:40:00.188-05:00Liesstanton http://treesquid.blogspot.com/2013/01/lies-mirror-told-me-flow-issues.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stanton Wood)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3637669654944070225.post-8996585352671391984Mon, 28 Jan 2013 15:00:00 +00002013-01-28T10:00:04.442-05:00Liesstanton http://treesquid.blogspot.com/2013/01/lies-mirror-told-me-bicycle.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stanton Wood)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3637669654944070225.post-5736541287771535974Thu, 24 Jan 2013 19:28:00 +00002013-01-24T22:35:11.363-05:00Liesstanton http://treesquid.blogspot.com/2013/01/lies-mirror-told-me-not-quite-previously.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stanton Wood)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3637669654944070225.post-5352020581741392172Mon, 21 Jan 2013 19:35:00 +00002013-01-21T14:35:58.941-05:00Liesstanton http://treesquid.blogspot.com/2013/01/lies-mirror-told-me-international-patty.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stanton Wood)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3637669654944070225.post-2510947479415725505Thu, 17 Jan 2013 15:00:00 +00002013-01-17T10:00:02.219-05:00Liesstanton http://treesquid.blogspot.com/2013/01/lies-mirror-told-me-aliens.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stanton Wood)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3637669654944070225.post-9191300907392747936Mon, 14 Jan 2013 16:00:00 +00002013-01-14T11:00:09.760-05:00Liesstanton http://treesquid.blogspot.com/2013/01/lies-mirror-told-me-critical-big_14.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stanton Wood)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3637669654944070225.post-5268761844112755595Fri, 11 Jan 2013 20:00:00 +00002013-01-11T15:00:00.867-05:00Liesstanton http://treesquid.blogspot.com/2013/01/lies-mirror-told-me-firing-john.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stanton Wood)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3637669654944070225.post-3131640282813260678Tue, 08 Jan 2013 15:00:00 +00002013-01-08T10:00:02.941-05:00Liesstanton http://treesquid.blogspot.com/2013/01/lies-mirror-told-me-baking.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stanton Wood)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3637669654944070225.post-355191308963597022Mon, 07 Jan 2013 11:00:00 +00002013-01-07T06:00:06.931-05:00Liesstanton http://treesquid.blogspot.com/2013/01/lies-mirror-told-me-first-two-episodes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stanton Wood)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3637669654944070225.post-5488523714774170837Sat, 05 Jan 2013 04:00:00 +00002013-01-04T23:00:01.642-05:00I'm pleased to announce that, in addition to the regular activities of the Garden, as this year's New Years Resolution I will be creating a weekly web serial cartoon in this space. Called Lies the Mirror Told Me, it follows two characters struggling with self-image, the confusing nature of the English language, and a series of unbelievably strange hallucinations.   It's very simple (http://treesquid.blogspot.com/2013/01/lies-mirror-told-me-web-series-begins.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stanton Wood)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3637669654944070225.post-4515350864964747168Fri, 12 Oct 2012 15:41:00 +00002012-10-12T11:41:37.730-04:00 Opening the first weekend in November in New York City.... http://treesquid.blogspot.com/2012/10/alone.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stanton Wood)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3637669654944070225.post-8324200545271262332Sat, 08 Oct 2011 16:59:00 +00002011-10-08T13:07:16.059-04:00The Tale of Frankenstein's Daughter opens October 13th in Park Slope, Brooklyn.   It's an unbelievably strange story about a doctor who creates a monster.... www.rabbitholeensemble.comhttp://treesquid.blogspot.com/2011/10/tale-of-frankensteins-daughter-opens.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stanton Wood)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3637669654944070225.post-5270516712312014216Mon, 08 Aug 2011 17:46:00 +00002011-08-08T13:46:00.299-04:00stantonI'm very excited to be included in Martin Denton's new Indie Theatre Now project.  You can check out my play Candide Americana.  You can buy a virtual copy for less than two bucks!  And if you poke around, there are tons of new plays by super talented playwrights.    http://treesquid.blogspot.com/2011/08/indie-theatre-now.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stanton Wood)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3637669654944070225.post-3916296333866938468Mon, 27 Jun 2011 15:41:00 +00002011-06-27T11:43:40.039-04:00http://treesquid.blogspot.com/2011/06/world-power-for-moose.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris Bonnell)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3637669654944070225.post-5711548022759416480Tue, 31 May 2011 21:53:00 +00002011-05-31T14:15:07.492-04:00Canada ExpeditionSnurgle DeerSorry to be out of touch, but there is very exciting news here at the Unbelievably Strange Wildlife Garden. Over the past months I've been working hard to put together an expedition to document the continuing American existence of the near mythical Orange Footed Snurgle Deer. This is a virtually extinct and almost mythical cousin to the Canadian Snurgle Deer.It's thought that there are less http://treesquid.blogspot.com/2010/11/exciting-expeditional-news.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stanton Wood)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3637669654944070225.post-1930738325221757595Thu, 21 Oct 2010 14:59:00 +00002010-11-01T18:47:41.742-04:00Hump Backed Arctic Snake DogA group of Hump Backed Arctic Snake Dog Worshippers were arrested in suburban Oslo yesterday after naked chanting, ritual sacrifice of both dogs and snakes, and a huge nearly out of control bonfire alarmed neighbors into phoning the police. The five Oslo teens, whose names were withheld, were arrested at 2:47 am as they danced naked around a raging bonfire made out of cardboard boxes, discardedhttp://treesquid.blogspot.com/2010/10/hump-backed-arctic-snake-dog.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stanton Wood)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3637669654944070225.post-8404561302987707274Tue, 19 Oct 2010 18:55:00 +00002010-10-19T20:24:36.311-04:00haikuVampire LeopardHans Ogledink, a Swedish archeologist working in Ethiopia, who spent 27 years dodging bandit lords, civil war, starving refugees, malaria, tse tse flies, and lack of funding, died today, just hours after he discovered a heretofore undisturbed tomb in a remote section of northern Ethiopia.Ogledink's death is being ruled an accident after his dig tent was inexplicably struck by a gigantic chunk of http://treesquid.blogspot.com/2010/10/vampire-leopard-curse-or-just-ogledink.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stanton Wood)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3637669654944070225.post-8847809679864910842Sun, 17 Oct 2010 18:47:00 +00002010-10-18T20:07:37.624-04:00haikuMongolian Pointer Faced Goiter DogA Mongolian Pointy Faced Goiter Dog was found wandering the streets of St. Cloud, Minnesota yesterday. A retired truck driver, James Gopher, was arrested on both illegal smuggling charges, as well as a variety of charges related to endangering the community. Gopher, 57, apparently hatched a scheme to illegally import Goiter Dogs after reading about both their rarity and how they have http://treesquid.blogspot.com/2010/10/pointy-faced-goiter-dog-in-news.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Stanton Wood)0