The Stumbling Block

Just procured the baddest nativity song ever. Merry Woofmas!

2013-12-03T18:48:00.001-07:00

Just procured the baddest nativity song ever. Merry Woofmas!

The war on Christmas is getting harder to wage. -- from Bible Studies from an Asshole http://on.fb.me/1c0JAAk

2013-12-03T16:48:00.001-07:00

The war on Christmas is getting harder to wage. -- from Bible Studies from an Asshole http://on.fb.me/1c0JAAk

Talking Teddy Bear - Android Apps on Google Play

2013-12-03T15:20:00.003-07:00

Source: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=talking.toy.teddy.bear
**Play with Teddy Bear: - Talk to Teddy Bear and he will repeat everything you say with a funny voice. Play with Talking Tom like never before and watch as he becomes a part of your everyday life.

Awwwwww.....

Grumpy Bears - Android Apps on Google Play

2013-12-03T15:20:00.001-07:00

Source: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.fluik.Explosions
*This Weekend Only! Black Friday Deals and Thanksgiving Specials! Grab 120 Rubies for 50% OFF!* \u003Cp>✩✩✩The Bear Tombs have been opened! Grumpy Mummies, Pharaohs, and Go...

Hmmmmmm.......

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/21710225/Bible%20Studies%20from%20an%20Asshole.docx

2013-12-03T14:08:00.001-07:00

Source: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/21710225/Bible%20Studies%20from%20an%20Asshole.docx
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Hey guys, you're the ones who volunteered to read over my book. What's embarrassing is that in the file I sent you, I accidentally put the wrong version of chapter one. That one was a badly written old, old, old version that I had before I'd ever taken writing lessons. Meaning you probably got a really bad first impression. Anyway, I uploaded the corrected one to my Dropbox public folder with a way better one. I probably should check through and make sure the other chapters are up to date too. Here's the link: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/21710225/Bible%20Studies%20from%20an%20Asshole.docx I knew it had to be the wrong one because I've learned to use elipses (...) in their correct way rather than all... the... damned... time! And I even caught, in that chapter, a wrong use of the word "literally" which I can't believe I did. Oy! Anke Russell, Jeff Breeze, Jon LeatherBoy Somerville, Ken BigBear Morey, Mari Banks, Philip Batchelor, Ransom Hill

Thus spaketh the prophet:

2013-12-03T02:31:00.001-07:00

People telling me there's a war on Christmas are telling me that they're the only ones allowed to have an entitlement mentality. If you don't put them on a pedestal above all others, where they are entitled to be, then you have war on them. By which I mean you have threatened their bubble of specialness. But it's no surprise that they are entitled. After all, just look how they demand figgy pudding, and swear they won't go until they get some. --- from Bible Studies from an Asshole - http://ift.tt/15MtkJT

Facebook Says It's Going To Purge Low Quality Content And "Meme Photos"

2013-12-03T00:57:00.001-07:00

Source: http://www.buzzfeed.com/charliewarzel/facebook-says-its-going-to-purge-low-quality-content-and-mem
Engineers announce changes to the social network's powerful News Feed

I don't even wanna know what they plan on doing here.

What?!? Private prisons suing states for millions if they don't stay full

2013-12-02T23:17:00.001-07:00

Source: http://bit.ly/news-from-prison-industry

You have GOT to be fucking kidding me. We need prisons filled? Wall Street has LOTS of men to keep you occupied. -- from Bible Studies from an Asshole http://on.fb.me/1c0JAAk

Complete List of Walt Disney Movies. How many have you seen?

2013-12-02T22:54:00.001-07:00

Source: http://www.listchallenges.com/disney-movies?ref=share
Find your score on this list by clicking each item that you have completed. A complete list of every movie Disney has ever produced or helped produce.

Way too many that I'd rather stab my eyes out than watch. But one film wasn't in this list, I noticed... anybody else remember My Dog the Thief? Or is that just me?

Bible Studies from an Asshole: Chapter One - Prophecy: The Beginning of My End

2013-12-02T21:30:00.001-07:00

Source: http://biblestudiesfromanasshole.blogspot.com/p/part-one-from-zero-to-zealot-in-six.html

To all who volunteered to read my book, I just noticed the file I sent you was actually one that contained, by mistake, a very long-ago, mistaken ridden version of the first chapter which I've long since corrected. Why this happened I have no idea. Dammit. I'll see if I can fix it. You'll easily be able to see the huge differences from the way it's supposed to be in the webpage version: http://biblestudiesfromanasshole.blogspot.com/p/part-one-from-zero-to-zealot-in-six.html

How NASA might build its very first warp drive

2013-12-02T04:40:00.001-07:00

Source: http://io9.com/5963263/how-nasa-will-build-its-very-first-warp-drive

Please be true... please PLEASE HAPPEN! Science so wins already, but this would... wow! -- from Bible Studies from an Asshole http://on.fb.me/1c0JAAk

Thus spaketh the prophet:

2013-12-02T04:05:00.001-07:00

While the Big Black Box edition of Cards Against Humanity has that hidden card in the top of the box (the one that reads: "The Biggest Blackest Dick") and everyone loves it so much, I still find "Dead Babies" the most fun card of all. I just admitted that out loud, didn't I?

Thus spaketh the prophet:

2013-12-02T03:56:00.001-07:00

Just a tip: if Bill Holt ever invites you over for dinner that he's cooking, and you say no, you'll have made a grave error and I will laugh at you and gladly take your place. Seriously knows what he's doing in the kitchen.

Thus spaketh the prophet:

2013-12-02T03:42:00.001-07:00

How can I have eaten so much at the Olive Garden to find myself hungry NOW?

Thus spaketh the prophet:

2013-12-02T03:41:00.001-07:00

For a brief moment I considered the Nexus 5 as what I preferred to be my next phone. You can get it cheaper, it's unlocked, etc. But one thing killed it for me. No SD card expansion. Seriously, phone makers... what the fuck is making you think we want you to REMOVE the best features like this one to make phones "better" anyway?

NSFW Apples Against Humanity

2013-12-02T03:20:00.001-07:00

Source: https://www.facebook.com/notes/ray-bear/nsfw-apples-against-humanity/370664953069731
Ever since I was introduced to Apples to Apples the party game, I've been absolutely hooked. The game format is genius, with each player taking turns as judge and with the playing of cards face down t

Thus spaketh the prophet:

2013-12-01T16:26:00.000-07:00

One of the Cards Against Humanity cards is "Asians trying to pronounce the letter R," which is amusing decades ago I guess, but I've never known any Asian person who had this difficulty. Which is weird because when I was little I had speech therapy for things like that. They didn't want me growing up saying "A-labia" instead of Arabia. That'd be embarrassing.

Thus spaketh the prophet:

2013-12-01T15:48:00.001-07:00

Just saw a commercial for Dick's Sporting Goods, mentioning their own website as Dick's.com and I think you just thought the same thing I did. IT'S A TRAP!!!

Thus spaketh the prophet:

2013-12-01T15:45:00.001-07:00

Dear commercials: Black Friday ended two days ago. STOP SAYING IT NOW!!!

Thus spaketh the prophet:

2013-12-01T15:40:00.001-07:00

The next creature to evolve into upright walking and intelligence isn't going to be what you thought. It'll be the Yorkshire Terrier. Don't believe me? Then you explain Chewbacca.

Thus spaketh the prophet:

2013-12-01T13:38:00.001-07:00

To all my friends playing App Against Humanity, let one go sometime where you DON'T play the card "a juicy shart," honestly.

GOP Scandal Dies as Republicans Are Reduced To Whining About the Back End of ACA Website

2013-12-01T12:27:00.001-07:00

Source: http://www.politicususa.com/2013/12/01/gop-hauls-rick-santorum-concern-troll-back-end-healthcare-gov.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+politicususa%2FfJAl+%28Politicus+USA+%29

"The website was overwhelmed and underfunded, due to Republicans refusing to run state exchanges as planned and then refusing to fund an expansion to the federal site to handle the overflow. This is like building a tunnel meant for 50 cars and flooding it with 5,000 cars." And because of that, they call Obama incompetent. That's like breaking your skating opponent's leg with a baseball bat and then calling them the inferior athlete. Shall we start calling them the Tanya Harding Party now? -- from Bible Studies from an Asshole http://on.fb.me/1c0JAAk

Thus spaketh the prophet:

2013-12-01T12:25:00.001-07:00

RT @ATHE1STP0WER: #Slavery #Bible #Paul http://t.co/cHuuyoOo1x --- from Bible Studies from an Asshole - http://ift.tt/15MtkJT

Twitter / ATHE1STP0WER: #Slavery #Bible #Paul ...

2013-12-01T12:10:00.003-07:00

Source: https://twitter.com/ATHE1STP0WER/status/407219480549683200/photo/1

RT @ATHE1STP0WER: #Slavery #Bible #Paul http://t.co/cHuuyoOo1x -- from Bible Studies from an Asshole http://on.fb.me/1c0JAAk

Twitter / causticbob: Happy thanksgiving! ...

2013-12-01T12:10:00.001-07:00

Source: https://twitter.com/causticbob/status/406220430697971712/photo/1

RT @ABCHammerstein: “@causticbob: Happy thanksgiving! http://t.co/NIs9Du7O0Z” will have something to say in a month's time too. -- from Bible Studies from an Asshole http://on.fb.me/1c0JAAk