<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/" xmlns:blogger="http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0" version="2.0"><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1401827341459907873</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Thu, 29 Aug 2024 20:13:48 +0000</lastBuildDate><category>spontaneous</category><category>technology</category><category>virus</category><category>silliness</category><category>horror</category><category>semi-planned</category><category>editorial</category><category>fully-planned</category><category>vampires</category><category>Wimbledon</category><category>action</category><category>admin</category><category>borit</category><category>bushfires</category><category>cfa</category><category>drunk-russians</category><category>emo</category><category>football</category><category>i&#39;m-a-big-girl&#39;s-blouse</category><category>insomnia</category><category>running</category><category>yuri</category><title>The Squawkboxing - a brain-dump fight with my mind</title><description>Creative writing blog for a bunch of experiments to see if I&#39;ve got any clue :) Please take a read, and comment.</description><link>http://squawkboxing.blogspot.com/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (squawkbox)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>18</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><blogger:adultContent>true</blogger:adultContent><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1401827341459907873.post-5019715912528668155</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 00:59:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-04-20T01:34:09.812-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">fully-planned</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">technology</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">virus</category><title>Plans, bit VII</title><atom:summary type="text">K, it&#39;s been a while, apologies for those three of you who&#39;re regular readers. Life has been busy. Might put it in an editorial post if you pester me enough. Anyway, without further ado... Second last episode!Quickly coming to, Evan pushed his thoughts forward to a fairly obvious conclusion - Steve&#39;s server was safe, and would not be discovered for some time yet. After all, if it was stuck behind</atom:summary><link>http://squawkboxing.blogspot.com/2009/03/plans-bit-vii.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (squawkbox)</author><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1401827341459907873.post-4269302937350992254</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 05:47:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-03-09T17:58:09.954-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">editorial</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">football</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Wimbledon</category><title>AFC Wimbledon</title><atom:summary type="text">I&#39;m a bit of a football tragic (as in, the world-game type of football, the one some countries call &quot;soccer&quot;), and like many football nutters, I have a wishlist of games I want to see.I&#39;ve been going over a list of football clubs around the world that I *really* want to see play at their homeground someday. 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Oh, and for those who keep asking me: a new Plans bit is coming soon. :)This is my attempt at an exercise in trying to grab on to a feeling and describing it, kinda like running the pain away was...DesolationShe was left with an open wound </atom:summary><link>http://squawkboxing.blogspot.com/2009/03/desolation.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (squawkbox)</author><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1401827341459907873.post-5474445541759164772</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 02:28:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-02-23T18:40:39.271-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">silliness</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">spontaneous</category><title>What&#39;s with all those carrots, what do they need such good eyesight for anyway?</title><atom:summary type="text">...apologies to Joss Whedon.This sheer idiocy is the result of stupidity occurring within emails. But hey, it was entertaining enough to get a minor laugh. So, henceforth, and so on, I present to you, the Note of Concern for the Welfare of Friends in the Face of Dire Invasion from Peoples of Nasty Persuasion.My friend,I write to you with grave concerns for both your welfare, and my own. In </atom:summary><link>http://squawkboxing.blogspot.com/2009/02/whats-with-all-those-carrots-what-do.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (squawkbox)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1401827341459907873.post-2375333305798047729</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 04:49:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-02-26T01:11:28.336-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">action</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">horror</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">spontaneous</category><title>A Battle Scene</title><atom:summary type="text">I want to write a battle scene, perhaps a fight for a (potential) book I&#39;m writing...Here goes...Dargu raised a bloodied fist and planted it firmly into Penwicke&#39;s face. He did this several times before kicking off the gnat&#39;s that Penwicke called associates from his body.   Dargu reeled, looking for a weapon, but all he saw were enemies. He swept the closest man&#39;s legs from under him with a kick,</atom:summary><link>http://squawkboxing.blogspot.com/2009/02/battle-scene.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (squawkbox)</author><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1401827341459907873.post-7103852452595966794</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 04:33:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-03-04T04:51:26.906-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">fully-planned</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">technology</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">virus</category><title>Plans, bit VI</title><atom:summary type="text">...part of this story is based on the classic IT story &quot;Server 54, Where are you?&quot; from several years ago. This bit gets rather technical again. Please let me know how I&#39;m going with the explanations - I&#39;ll make a network engineer of you all yet :)Evan barged down the corridor like a madman, his heart racing. He couldn&#39;t explain why, but he felt like he was witnessing a murder - an organised </atom:summary><link>http://squawkboxing.blogspot.com/2009/02/plans-bit-vi.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (squawkbox)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1401827341459907873.post-1805686364413813891</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 05:23:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-02-18T22:19:21.981-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">horror</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">spontaneous</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">vampires</category><title>Bleed with me</title><atom:summary type="text">k, just gave blood, and saw a video clip of the Prodigy&#39;s &quot;Breathe&quot; the other day (hence the title), also the Buffy the Vampire Slayer Chaos Bleeds game - particularly the contraption in the blood factory lol... so it&#39;s all mishing in my head...There&#39;s no excuse for pain.You could bleed and bleed and bleed yourself out into that little plastic bag of life for someone, but there&#39;s no excuse for </atom:summary><link>http://squawkboxing.blogspot.com/2009/02/bleed-with-me.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (squawkbox)</author><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1401827341459907873.post-5147237051564983608</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 05:19:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-02-16T14:40:06.325-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">semi-planned</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">technology</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">virus</category><title>Plans, bit V</title><atom:summary type="text">...k, this story has been getting a bit more involved, so it&#39;s now becoming a bit more planned, each episode.Please let me know what you think. To check previous episodes, look up the tag &quot;virus&quot; :)&quot;Hello? Please, we don&#39;t have time for this...&quot;&quot;Uhm, hi, my name is Evan, and I&#39;m calling for a Mr I J Elves...?&quot; &quot;I&#39;m sorry, we&#39;re not interested in anything you&#39;re selling.&quot;&quot;No, wait!&quot; Evan was </atom:summary><link>http://squawkboxing.blogspot.com/2009/02/plans-bit-v.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (squawkbox)</author><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1401827341459907873.post-155221497240643331</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 17:26:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-02-11T09:48:26.090-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">insomnia</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">silliness</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">spontaneous</category><title>Insomnia</title><atom:summary type="text">Right now all I know is insomnia...The small voice opened his eyes a crack with a crowbar applied with brutal force. His own personal little alarm clock, he called her. At least, that was one of the more affectionate names for his daughter.He struggled up to get to her room, wondering what was wrong - what in the hell was the time again, bloody 3:30 AM??? She&#39;d never woken up at this time, in all</atom:summary><link>http://squawkboxing.blogspot.com/2009/02/insomnia.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (squawkbox)</author><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1401827341459907873.post-3981836195112877632</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 04:44:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-02-09T21:10:34.036-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">bushfires</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">cfa</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">editorial</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">spontaneous</category><title>The CFA</title><atom:summary type="text">Anyone who&#39;s had an eye on the news in Australia is aware that we&#39;re on fire right now (in a very, VERY bad way) - we&#39;ve just had the most intense fires ever on Feb 7th 2009, resulting in a death toll of 173 people (at approx 3:30 PM AEST on Feb 10th, figure still climbing), hundreds of homes destroyed (including a mate of mine) and an estimated damage bill of $2 billion (AU)Facing this down at </atom:summary><link>http://squawkboxing.blogspot.com/2009/02/cfa.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (squawkbox)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1401827341459907873.post-2693783579541938884</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 00:15:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-02-08T01:43:12.337-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">semi-planned</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">technology</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">virus</category><title>Plans, bit IV</title><atom:summary type="text">It had been two days of frustration for both Greggy and Evan as they sifted through logfile after logfile in the company proxy serve. They had managed to keep the info about their &quot;pet&quot; AI - whom they&#39;d started calling Steve (well, Evan had, anyway). For some reason, Evan didn&#39;t feel right about telling anyone else, and Greggy didn&#39;t want to get in trouble, or worse, have everyone think he was </atom:summary><link>http://squawkboxing.blogspot.com/2009/02/plans-bit-iv.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (squawkbox)</author><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1401827341459907873.post-5812587787444838265</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 01:40:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-02-03T18:28:21.544-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">borit</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">drunk-russians</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">silliness</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">spontaneous</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">yuri</category><title>Drunk Russians</title><atom:summary type="text">K, not sure how this will work... An awful stereotype that won&#39;t leave my head, and I perversely find vaguely amusing. Having known Russians, they are actually wonderful, beautiful and cultured people, and most of them are actually not drunk. But tell me if it&#39;s too much. I am being very peurile with these two guys, because they&#39;re a bit of me that wants to behave like a flaming imbecile all the </atom:summary><link>http://squawkboxing.blogspot.com/2009/02/drunk-russians.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (squawkbox)</author><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1401827341459907873.post-5845490763221500702</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 00:45:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-02-03T17:38:25.558-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">spontaneous</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">technology</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">virus</category><title>Plans, bit III</title><atom:summary type="text">Greggy startled at Evan&#39;s &quot;Whoa.&quot;&quot;What, you think you&#39;re Keanu Reeves, going all Matrix on me? When do we see some karate chop action on this... whatever it is?&quot;I resent that.&quot;Shut up, you. What, you think because you *think* you can talk that gives you a right to *anything*???&quot;All I am asking is that I be put in touch with the person who created me. My author, if you will. Or, if you prefer, the</atom:summary><link>http://squawkboxing.blogspot.com/2009/02/plans-bit-iii.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (squawkbox)</author><thr:total>3</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1401827341459907873.post-4286967866293159766</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 00:01:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-02-02T16:41:31.106-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">admin</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">technology</category><title>A Note</title><atom:summary type="text">Short note to put out that I&#39;m now RSS feeding this using FeedBurner at:http://feeds2.feedburner.com/ TheSquawkboxing...Subscribe, or I&#39;ll come visit you... and stuff...I&#39;ll get more work done on Plans pretty soon.Subscribe in a reader</atom:summary><link>http://squawkboxing.blogspot.com/2009/02/note.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (squawkbox)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1401827341459907873.post-1967728033032581601</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 10:03:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-02-01T03:27:14.641-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">spontaneous</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">technology</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">virus</category><title>Plans, bit II</title><atom:summary type="text">&quot;...yeah, Hi Mac, It&#39;s Evan from NOC here, you know anything about this server, 10.194.38.7? ...no? ...who would do you know? ...k, thanks anyway, Mac...&quot; Evan hung up the phone in frustration. &quot;Any luck?&quot; asked Greggy hopefully.&quot;Nope. Mac doesn&#39;t know, Benny doesn&#39;t know, Sandeep doesn&#39;t, nobody. Nobody runs that server.&quot;&quot;Then can we take it off the network, please?&quot;&quot;We can&#39;t do that, you know </atom:summary><link>http://squawkboxing.blogspot.com/2009/02/plans-bit-ii.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (squawkbox)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1401827341459907873.post-6466136718827354090</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-01-28T00:25:15.059-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">spontaneous</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">technology</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">virus</category><title>Plans</title><atom:summary type="text">k, here&#39;s the deal:I work in technology.You&#39;re supposed to write about what you know.Theoretically, I should be able to write about technology.Right?Well... here goes. This one may evolve over several posts.PLANS...they say the best-laid plans... well, you know.Greggy had a problem. He always had problems, but this was actually someone else&#39;s problem. He had a bizarre network traffic fluctuation </atom:summary><link>http://squawkboxing.blogspot.com/2009/01/plans.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (squawkbox)</author><thr:total>3</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1401827341459907873.post-2618006782380060286</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 22:38:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-01-26T17:10:28.957-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">horror</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">semi-planned</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">silliness</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">vampires</category><title>Vampire silliness</title><atom:summary type="text">This is just a silly idea which occurred to me last night....she saw him standing like a bloodied crow on the windowsill. It was the moment she&#39;d been praying for for years. He was here. He had come to take her away into the night. Grace got up from bed and walked over to him, fingering her necklace nervously.&quot;My dark Lord, I am yours!&quot;He sneered with joy at her and leapt to her neck, his fangs </atom:summary><link>http://squawkboxing.blogspot.com/2009/01/vampire-silliness.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (squawkbox)</author><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1401827341459907873.post-8569967274135129745</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 13:02:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-01-26T05:11:47.722-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">running</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">spontaneous</category><title>Running the pain away</title><atom:summary type="text">...so this is the start of something... maybe.I&#39;m intending this to be a bit of a creative writing blog.I need to commit to a frequent update - I have no idea how frequent.But I figure if I&#39;m going to start this creative writing shenanigan, then I&#39;d better practice.Oh, let me know what you think - be more constructive with your feedback however if you&#39;re planning on writing &quot;d00d, UR lik, TEH </atom:summary><link>http://squawkboxing.blogspot.com/2009/01/running-pain-away.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (squawkbox)</author><thr:total>2</thr:total></item></channel></rss>