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		<title>Maui Miracle: A Brush With Brain Cancer</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2025 23:49:50 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The starlit sky enveloped the lights of the beach town below, as a faint glimmer of dawn emerged on the steep mountain road in Maui upcountry. It was on this very road that an unexpected encounter would transform a routine workout into a life-altering lesson in resilience. As a tourist seeking tranquility after the bustling [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Knoxville Snowmageddon: A Comedy in 8 Inches</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jul 2024 23:36:58 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Me, a jaded 35-year Colorado veteran, just witnessed Knoxville handle an entire 8 INCH SNOWPOCALYPSE. Buckle up, y&#8217;all, because this ain&#8217;t your average blizzard. Here&#8217;s how it went down: Garbage Day? More like Garbage Week: Apparently, snow melts trash, so sanitation is on a &#8220;tropical siesta&#8221; for the next 7 days. Guess I&#8217;ll just admire [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Coronavirus Blues</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2020 21:52:25 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Coronavirus Blues is now available as a song and music video. Musical arrangement by a work colleague, George Allaman, who did a great job! Click the image above to view on youTube. Original Lyrics By Michael Settles 3/27/2020 Stuck in my home with nowhere to go, Mesmerized by the news and feeling a bit low. [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>God’s Perfect Wrinkle Solution Destroyed by the Human Race!</title>
		<link>https://ramblingdawg.com/852/gods-perfect-wrinkle-solution-destroyed-by-the-human-race</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2019 21:39:01 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Summer is almost here and a recent quote suggested that we should start early in life to prevent wrinkles later.  That quote prompted the notion that God already generously provided the perfect solution for handling wrinkles later in life, with zero personal effort required.  First, he designed our vision with deteriorating parts that wear out [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Free Gifts from Amazon – Here’s How</title>
		<link>https://ramblingdawg.com/840/free-gifts-from-amazon-heres-how</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dawg]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2019 23:13:51 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Follow this simple plan that we accidentally discovered to start getting your free surprise gifts from Amazon! Our house was painted four months ago and procrastination ensued to replace the old house numbers that were removed with something more elegant.  Soon thereafter, a package showed up at the front door from an Amazon delivery van. [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>The Worst Negotiator on Earth!</title>
		<link>https://ramblingdawg.com/838/the-worst-negotiator-on-earth</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2019 13:42:33 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[This was part of an actual phone conversation last night, as I was reserving a Motor Home for a long weekend, after sticker shock over nightly internet rates.  Upon hearing the very low rate for a three night rental I said, “Are you sure that is the correct rate?  It was a lot more than [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Technology Trap</title>
		<link>https://ramblingdawg.com/835/technology-trap</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dawg]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2019 23:40:07 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Latest Home Tech … front door lock keypad, garage door keypad, phone app to open garage door remotely. Never a need for physical keys again! Yesterday, after a walk around the block … painted the house last fall and garage door keypad not yet reinstalled. Front door keypad worked to lock the door when we [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Space, the Final Frontier!  A Must Order item on Amazon!</title>
		<link>https://ramblingdawg.com/832/space-the-final-frontier-a-must-order-item-on-amazon</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2019 02:56:59 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[We unknowingly ordered this item, thinking it was a simple exterior house number.  Instead, it was mistakenly shipped as the incredible product “Space, the Final Frontier”!  Unfortunately, I was not present when Yvonne opened this amazing package and found … “Space” … nothing more … an empty box with no product and not even a [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>A Bomb Cyclone!</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dawg]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2019 02:54:13 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The latest meteorologist and media craze that has swept the country to help entice us naïve consumers into frenzy and fear, so we are lured to their news product.  Previously known by 100% of the population as “a big snow storm”, the new term provides a thrilling apocalyptic connotation that electrifies our emotions. Here are [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>How to Catch a Mad Cow for Dummies</title>
		<link>https://ramblingdawg.com/800/catch-a-mad-cow</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dawg]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2019 02:14:57 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[4:22 PM Wednesday, May 14, 2014 – Ring, ring, ring … “hello”.  Exasperated and out of breath, Granddaughter Jacqi wails “Gr … ma, nee … huh … uua … cow … huh … ou!!!  Come … huh … na!!!  Hur!!!”  Translation – Grandma, we need your help now!  The cows got out!  Come right now.  [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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