The Offended Blogger

The “Don’t Axe, Don’t Tell” Offensive

Chelle B. — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 20:02:20 +0000

The other day I was chatting online with my new black Army friend who convinced me that this whole "Don't Axe, Don't Tell" military policy is wrong, wrong, WRONG and should be repealed immediately! At least I'm pretty sure he's black. His avatar is Obama and he has 50 Cent on his MySpace playlist. Plus, every [...]

The “Thou are not Forsaken Haiti!” Offensive

Chelle B. — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 00:54:17 +0000

When I heard about the horrible earthquake in Haiti, like many Americans I was struck with feelings of sorrow, guilt and self righteous indignation. And, like many Americans, I had to ask myself, "Why is it that every time some third world country sells its soul to the devil in order to stick pins in [...]

The “New Year’s Resolution Solution” Offensive

Chelle B. — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 23:05:05 +0000

According to scientific research (funded with your tax money and conducted by moi!), you should never make a New Year's resolution because despite the fact that most of them revolve around things like losing weight, exercising more and/or giving up fleshly vices which will doom you to hell for all eternity, doing so may actually [...]