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Britt Warner Puts MySpace On Blast Updated

By Britt Warner I joined MySpace in 2005 for the sake of getting my music heard. While I’ve made some awesome connections (ahem, The Neave) that I wouldn’t have made otherwise, there are aspects of this social networking tool that leave me feeling a little dirty inside. And so I present to you: MySpace On Blast MyAnus What’s with [...]

Album Review: Neon Indian- Psychic Chasms

Photo Courtesy of planetaryfunk.files Only recently have fans and followers discovered the true identities behind the synth-beat, dream-pop machine that is Neon Indian, and who are Alan Palomo (also in the band VEGA) and visual artist Alicia Scardetta? On my first listen of Psychic Chasms, I was admittedly confused on whether I was stuck in a [...]

Album Review: Headlights- Wildlife

Photo Courtesy of blogspot.com Wildlife is the fourth studio album spawned from the Illinois quartet, Headlights. Although the band has been making music since 2004, supposedly the recording process on this album was rather difficult due to personal issues, resulting in the loss of a guitarist and much of the album’s original material. According to guitarist/songwriter [...]

John MacGregor interviews Lauren Conrad.

I had the pleasure of sitting down and interviewing Lauren Conrad from The Hills. I would say, it was a huge success, and I got a lot of great information about the show, and about where Lauren Conrad is going to take her life after The Hills. Enjoy…. I know I did. So Lauren Conrad, may [...]

My Interview with Matt Rubano of Taking Back Sunday

Photo Courtesy of cdn.buzznet.com. Since their debut album in 2002, Taking Back Sunday has been taking the world of punk-rock by storm. Now, nearly seven years later, the band has a new studio album, a new band roster and a new tour, all of which have proven their potential this past summer. Here, bassist Matt Rubano and [...]

Meet Tyler Shields: LA’s Hottest Photographer

Bizarre, grotesque, obscene, erotic, fascinating, and beautiful; all words to describe Tyler Shields’ evocative photography and video portraits. The LA-based artist creates works of art inviting controversy and conversation, elbowing his way to the forefront of pop culture documentation. Shooting everything and everyone from Brittany Snow to inflamed Louis Vuitton handbags, Tyler’s avant-garde vision captivates [...]

For the Boys: 10 Girls You Should NOT Have Sex With

By Britt Warner 10. The Daredevil - I’m sure some of you guys out there have been at a bar, hit it off with an attractive chick, and taken her back to your place to “continue the conversation”. Neither one of you are looking for anything beyond a singular, never-to-be-repeated night of fucking each other’s anonymous brains [...]

Wine Stains on a Tuxedo Shirt

I’m attending a funeral. I don’t know who it is who has passed. All I know is that I’m supposed to be here. I am wearing a dark blue blazer and white collared shirt covered with wine stains. I have my hair slicked back, and I’m wearing dark glasses to keep the sun out of [...]

keep your banana in your pants, mister

“Why do you love me?” “I think it’s the way you love me back.” “How so?” “You know it’s indefinable, it’s simply it. It’s the way your mom shows me how to use the special spaghetti fork, and the way she yells at you in front of me, and the way she tells me to change your sheets. [...]

How to become a professional photographer

TIP 1 How to become a professional photographer Buy a digital camera. -2 Tricks of the trade Have a look on the camera, somewhere, probably on the top or back or somewhere on the front or sides there will be a button or dial marked ‘A’, this does not stand for ‘Automatic’ as some amateurs think. It stands [...]