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Tuesday’s Trailers

conor — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 08:19:43 +0000

Exam Release Date: July 23, 2010 This small-scale British thriller is already drawing comparisons to the low budget cult thriller Cube with its claustrophobic setup and cube shaped room. How do I think this movie will end? Pile of corpses + Benny Hill theme music. Hobo With A Shotgun (Red Band) Release Date: 2011 I’m not going to go as [...]

(The Onion) Police Capture Nation’s Largest Meth Dealer

conor — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 07:53:19 +0000

Police Capture Nation’s Largest Crystal Meth Kingpin

Sticks In The Real World (Man vs Shark #7)

conor — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 08:11:45 +0000

Tuesday’s Trailers

conor — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 07:41:22 +0000

Monsters Release Date: October 29, 2010 Monsters, an ultra low-budget monster pic reportedly made for only $15,000, has a Cloverfield in Mexico feel that has critics boasting that it is the next Blair Witch Project. I don’t know about this one. I want to like what I see, but it bothers me that the first time I [...]

Despite Pleas From Orphans, Strasmas Cancelled For Next Year

conor — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 08:09:08 +0000

Despite the collective wails and protests from the orphan community of Washington DC, Strasmas has been canceled for all of next year after it was revealed that Nationals phenom Stephen Strasburg would have to undergo Tommy John surgery after sustaining an elbow injury. Strasmas, the nickname given to the days when Strasburg took the mound for [...]

Jean-Claude Van Damme Doesn’t Care If You’re Poisonous, Snake!

conor — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 08:21:41 +0000

So, somewhere in the recent Segal/Van Damme podcast that was done for this site, we missed a gem of a movie known as Hard Target. Hard Target is a Van Damme film where he plays a cajun with a super mullet named Chance Boudreaux, who is some sort of transient dock worker who knows martial [...]

Sticks In The Real World (Man vs Shark #6)

conor — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 07:46:41 +0000

(Colbert Report) Colbert Isn’t Scared Of Gulf Shrimp

conor — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 08:46:12 +0000

The Colbert Report Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c

Karl Pilkington: An Idiot Abroad

conor — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 13:33:19 +0000

I’m confident this will be the greatest documentary series ever created. It will be airing on Sky1 (The UK’s equivalent of Fox) starting in September and now we in America are tasked with finding new and creative ways to pirate British television. I’m banking on someone in the UK streaming it live on Justin TV. [...]

The Near Truth

Tuesday’s Trailers

Recommended Reading: The Hunger Games

(The Onion) Police Capture Nation’s Largest Meth Dealer

Sticks In The Real World (Man vs Shark #7)

Tuesday’s Trailers

Despite Pleas From Orphans, Strasmas Cancelled For Next Year

Jean-Claude Van Damme Doesn’t Care If You’re Poisonous, Snake!

Sticks In The Real World (Man vs Shark #6)

(Colbert Report) Colbert Isn’t Scared Of Gulf Shrimp

Karl Pilkington: An Idiot Abroad