tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9821499842240307302024-03-05T10:19:18.666-05:00The Museum of Bad Book CoversA showcase of strange, silly, ugly, and just plain baffling books. Whether they've simply got ridiculous cover art or seem like kind of a bad idea all around, this is where they end up.Zanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00926107628230687065noreply@blogger.comBlogger56125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982149984224030730.post-59490335122621947032009-07-12T10:50:00.002-04:002009-07-12T10:54:33.232-04:00Ophelia's back...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaOQKQtDLeBCQA5dxGhXA3LONafXjcIZUIxiDlwEE7zMMKUJZsZLHJHLL1RUocKrLGChyphenhyphenhFs2FNUQappKy2UG1HrA1WgxTkEixRFuJFR4Ev1ktLhy3cnGk1RLbQxaaVeSPnen9hDzSUWA/s1600-h/863c1e26f154bbde140ae9afe7a7f7645d79ee61.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 198px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaOQKQtDLeBCQA5dxGhXA3LONafXjcIZUIxiDlwEE7zMMKUJZsZLHJHLL1RUocKrLGChyphenhyphenhFs2FNUQappKy2UG1HrA1WgxTkEixRFuJFR4Ev1ktLhy3cnGk1RLbQxaaVeSPnen9hDzSUWA/s320/863c1e26f154bbde140ae9afe7a7f7645d79ee61.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5357586498063053378" /></a><br /><br />...and this time, it's retarded!Zanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00926107628230687065noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982149984224030730.post-82701382200814649352009-07-07T14:04:00.006-04:002009-07-12T10:55:44.533-04:00Decorating Tips From Ed Gein<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiIWkVhdj3lAeE5ABSIpV6RL3xY74p5Q3gSIreBLV24O_tvyiGO-x6tqLR7xIM3tPe94IIhooRlj8LsZLX8HqbRbAdVuZ9KH3bIXzjpF25VZEf2BA3R6FbQvnXWjBzZzzQx_x8vIVjiOB8/s1600-h/penpal9.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 217px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiIWkVhdj3lAeE5ABSIpV6RL3xY74p5Q3gSIreBLV24O_tvyiGO-x6tqLR7xIM3tPe94IIhooRlj8LsZLX8HqbRbAdVuZ9KH3bIXzjpF25VZEf2BA3R6FbQvnXWjBzZzzQx_x8vIVjiOB8/s320/penpal9.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355782800530636722" /></a><br /><br />I'm trying not to post a lot of comic book covers here, since finding old comics with ridiculous covers is like shooting a barrel that doesn't even have fish in it, but once in a while something amazing like this pops up. Yes, nothing worrisome about Little Susie's hobby here. Whatever you do, don't look in the fridge!<br /><br />(Via <a href="http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/stupidcovers/index.html">Stupid Comics</a>, where you <i>can</i> find plenty of hilariously bad comic art.)Zanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00926107628230687065noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982149984224030730.post-72009839944163698462009-06-21T11:34:00.002-04:002009-06-21T11:37:42.590-04:00No Sir, I Don't Like Getting Blown Up<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzgsduhzRGqwf21u3FLeteWSbNviHycGzyTGUOTMMy5FOOWiGHQV7orIfKz_rIgKD2Mk915cc3ZaESP_BtYaLJZrYtiUUZVBCurWrTkyCNPvpTzBVboxkL-c3WpEmtTwV3d2380jcJAoY/s1600-h/bombproof.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 257px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzgsduhzRGqwf21u3FLeteWSbNviHycGzyTGUOTMMy5FOOWiGHQV7orIfKz_rIgKD2Mk915cc3ZaESP_BtYaLJZrYtiUUZVBCurWrTkyCNPvpTzBVboxkL-c3WpEmtTwV3d2380jcJAoY/s320/bombproof.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349805007720126610" /></a><br /><br />Finally, something <i>everyone</i> can use. (I wouldn't be surprised if someone's written an alternate-history epic involving copious amounts of horse bombs.)Zanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00926107628230687065noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982149984224030730.post-41619164392893269462009-06-12T15:20:00.001-04:002009-06-12T15:25:14.985-04:00It's okay to loathe leprechauns, though.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4C_8S2klB77wf9aAubqXRIkwnMfTFJ2RCEy02u15cKygGDZXpsNTwAL5y2AaZLRod3BBBvGoRda7x_YdyRMW_U-wMf0UGvzXvj1iNScw2-OdF7aKlUnn4vDrQ5oQJ2Ba6kho2moaN-mA/s1600-h/ad0fe03ae7a017114c68b110.L.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 221px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4C_8S2klB77wf9aAubqXRIkwnMfTFJ2RCEy02u15cKygGDZXpsNTwAL5y2AaZLRod3BBBvGoRda7x_YdyRMW_U-wMf0UGvzXvj1iNScw2-OdF7aKlUnn4vDrQ5oQJ2Ba6kho2moaN-mA/s320/ad0fe03ae7a017114c68b110.L.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5346524041854875010" /></a><br /><br />I love the disgusted facial expression on those kids. They now loathe leprechauns, exercise, and reading. Thanks a heap, "Magic" O'Grady.Zanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00926107628230687065noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982149984224030730.post-569209692842712472009-06-11T11:34:00.001-04:002009-06-11T11:39:50.192-04:00This ain't your grandma's needlepoint! This is MANLY!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEieilU0g6Z36fBcFobA4LcBQLav-mQJx-GQyny1XtBtxjPoTTQ1FfD_2JEIc_7rqEdV_AIUyNQfUQZjXCi86hRiWAirwl3oH4yTdsqZTwX-VjqVFYv8Ttq9UpgcU8KiejyDnr7aCsQxtQA/s1600-h/roseygrierneedlepoint.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 253px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEieilU0g6Z36fBcFobA4LcBQLav-mQJx-GQyny1XtBtxjPoTTQ1FfD_2JEIc_7rqEdV_AIUyNQfUQZjXCi86hRiWAirwl3oH4yTdsqZTwX-VjqVFYv8Ttq9UpgcU8KiejyDnr7aCsQxtQA/s320/roseygrierneedlepoint.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5346094818201644834" /></a><br /><br />Just when I thought celebrity cookbooks couldn't be topped...Zanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00926107628230687065noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982149984224030730.post-11832973492903982292009-06-08T11:35:00.002-04:002009-06-08T11:38:50.170-04:00Sick of these motherfu...oh, forget it.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggvn4ReQWCueb3rtRMR7DPA0LZ8Wc19PJoiMv8wE1xx7CTQKAzI-PVFnrvwrLmwRvC-z6tCS74nn1nkhW_hRjQV2zYwwqvPDauYtWu0IgddTvNPRxkTvwyLi07lv8Guw_2mZAAO7644qU/s1600-h/4f169c531534a16215144816cc106b06242966e6.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggvn4ReQWCueb3rtRMR7DPA0LZ8Wc19PJoiMv8wE1xx7CTQKAzI-PVFnrvwrLmwRvC-z6tCS74nn1nkhW_hRjQV2zYwwqvPDauYtWu0IgddTvNPRxkTvwyLi07lv8Guw_2mZAAO7644qU/s320/4f169c531534a16215144816cc106b06242966e6.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5344980986304467490" /></a><br /><br />Tapping into the vast and lucrative market of "people who like to do puzzle games and pretend they're being menaced by snakes while they solve them."Zanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00926107628230687065noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982149984224030730.post-87787825595670461792009-06-01T13:09:00.002-04:002009-06-01T13:13:51.236-04:00You have chosen...poorly.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLmRa63XMTxBlMU8K5oyPtaBfF_YQWthSKN70X_68liVCKbXcxLxxh8gK5HFWN9Pk_rJ1DYK5YnuB03DJT65NTO8xOJg0EqWGf6RqU8KlgW0xHEC8TBHmT0BvYdsywmSkBNcycWjnO17U/s1600-h/e3d1c1872e8136d87630d294db4e4459faf58766.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 194px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLmRa63XMTxBlMU8K5oyPtaBfF_YQWthSKN70X_68liVCKbXcxLxxh8gK5HFWN9Pk_rJ1DYK5YnuB03DJT65NTO8xOJg0EqWGf6RqU8KlgW0xHEC8TBHmT0BvYdsywmSkBNcycWjnO17U/s320/e3d1c1872e8136d87630d294db4e4459faf58766.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342407886012654146" /></a><br /><br />Jack Vance is an important writer of early science fiction. His work inspired the entire magic system of Dungeons & Dragons. And yet, now all I'll ever remember him for is this, which I assume involves battling a bunch of insufferable Wankhers.Zanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00926107628230687065noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982149984224030730.post-35003541205563234792009-05-21T12:50:00.004-04:002009-05-21T12:56:59.856-04:00Interstellar travel: less fun than previously indicated<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZbxBHVwId1K0xi60DHkTLQVUsbXZj6gFM-dQiTeJL1rDQVgUeJH3otA6uXWDgWXDFwyBgjBsWdttQsW6Zo886cWU4sxa3XCP05rV5tYv_xiOxpu4UbHXdm1ZH2BL3USj59k5vi_QP_cc/s1600-h/510M69K2NEL._SS500_.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZbxBHVwId1K0xi60DHkTLQVUsbXZj6gFM-dQiTeJL1rDQVgUeJH3otA6uXWDgWXDFwyBgjBsWdttQsW6Zo886cWU4sxa3XCP05rV5tYv_xiOxpu4UbHXdm1ZH2BL3USj59k5vi_QP_cc/s320/510M69K2NEL._SS500_.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338320915017548146" /></a><br /><br />This looks thrilling. I can't wait to get to the part where he files for a small business loan...<i>in space!</i> (Original title: Cousin Blobby and Ming The Merciless Go To The Goddamn Bank.)Zanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00926107628230687065noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982149984224030730.post-10383321860073069692009-05-19T21:12:00.001-04:002009-05-19T21:18:48.842-04:00I'm onto you!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFt23oJbro4ij9aseEC13D2XoPhsyCjrvW7Y7T-sH9uqswhxjb_VzWHLl4n9D8lH0gfTjR-xvyyq-rMc2X-Eb7A1UDmeEXEsp3SuCVAOFWTMC-cWpGsjaz5IErvmz-PwL0K1JhidMN1FI/s1600-h/9601.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 218px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFt23oJbro4ij9aseEC13D2XoPhsyCjrvW7Y7T-sH9uqswhxjb_VzWHLl4n9D8lH0gfTjR-xvyyq-rMc2X-Eb7A1UDmeEXEsp3SuCVAOFWTMC-cWpGsjaz5IErvmz-PwL0K1JhidMN1FI/s320/9601.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5337709214911685362" /></a><br /><br />Admit it, Turtledove. You wrote this just so you could commission a painting of a Nazi riding a unicorn.Zanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00926107628230687065noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982149984224030730.post-8262444044701367942009-05-12T20:18:00.001-04:002009-05-12T20:21:07.166-04:00"What did you say about my manties!?"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisFxsnXGJr2Hwe956QLrcVUnAZuHodNscpz55GSvGE0K-qJrIXkQtJllPggcJQo0Edm0SML0RmjNae-xKJGagTO_dE7yU5rFoH_eKyIvUE5AJU3bi7fu1UyvYp-hgfNDzSMNPQx9GGMU0/s1600-h/421515938_810d6014c5.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 216px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisFxsnXGJr2Hwe956QLrcVUnAZuHodNscpz55GSvGE0K-qJrIXkQtJllPggcJQo0Edm0SML0RmjNae-xKJGagTO_dE7yU5rFoH_eKyIvUE5AJU3bi7fu1UyvYp-hgfNDzSMNPQx9GGMU0/s320/421515938_810d6014c5.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335096628904799666" /></a><br /><br />Maybe they'd be a little less deadly if you wore pants, Thongbad the Mighty.Zanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00926107628230687065noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982149984224030730.post-89191581226179785592009-05-08T19:02:00.004-04:002009-05-08T19:06:04.141-04:00Dinner of the Damned<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeNcNJ-IwPI-K785F4GGY6fx_LwmZCs6FTyrEHRKrS8LtkSE2q9IBkvoNpv5pfbrv8_26V1-mtKel3OAD88wb4N4zqYomZjA92hHpVE2FrDhJOZzJxNCvac-niYmW0IfF_hdkwT1of-zE/s1600-h/2957868371_a529d54e84.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 218px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeNcNJ-IwPI-K785F4GGY6fx_LwmZCs6FTyrEHRKrS8LtkSE2q9IBkvoNpv5pfbrv8_26V1-mtKel3OAD88wb4N4zqYomZjA92hHpVE2FrDhJOZzJxNCvac-niYmW0IfF_hdkwT1of-zE/s320/2957868371_a529d54e84.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333592705099895058" /></a><br /><br />If meat companies wanted to promote their products so badly in the 50s, why did they give out all these books that make meat-eaters look like total psychos? Nobody gets that excited over a roast unless there's something very wrong with them.Zanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00926107628230687065noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982149984224030730.post-34742921755029003392009-05-06T12:44:00.002-04:002009-05-06T12:48:34.983-04:00Healing broken hearts with wacky wave action<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiY8C_bcl0vGnftFFGDr3P-A8q6rsAQORQLKXOvnKZoJrJg2pn-vhB3IttR1cZe8Czfuc1E1DIJDZR3neCc_OYU77K8joJifuLHaP9ovqz8Y8QY23yTCCAz1UtXwlQx1DWc-6563qJlU08/s1600-h/011_surf_safari_nurse.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 190px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiY8C_bcl0vGnftFFGDr3P-A8q6rsAQORQLKXOvnKZoJrJg2pn-vhB3IttR1cZe8Czfuc1E1DIJDZR3neCc_OYU77K8joJifuLHaP9ovqz8Y8QY23yTCCAz1UtXwlQx1DWc-6563qJlU08/s320/011_surf_safari_nurse.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5332752971816147970" /></a><br /><br />Nurses go on an awful lot of thrilling, sexy adventures in Romance Novel World. I'm pretty sure it's a trick played by the nursing industry to recruit the unsuspecting. You never see "Bedpan Duty Nurse" or "Love Among the Gangrene Cleanup Crew".Zanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00926107628230687065noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982149984224030730.post-49165608866745560682009-05-04T13:31:00.001-04:002009-05-04T13:33:02.809-04:00Get confident, stupid!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWaXajJK9d09LxP5uwHXy-5IV_Oaw6m4sInluA4hgjTcxi8W3Oa4Hh5EmQab-S6zOvO7D42jY6ewXZYmw7XUpvM1PO5OJL41uoCD-se2cDhAO90QyW9OXnkJUBmCr8Nol3oHS9EZDJqEQ/s1600-h/0009678d_medium.jpeg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWaXajJK9d09LxP5uwHXy-5IV_Oaw6m4sInluA4hgjTcxi8W3Oa4Hh5EmQab-S6zOvO7D42jY6ewXZYmw7XUpvM1PO5OJL41uoCD-se2cDhAO90QyW9OXnkJUBmCr8Nol3oHS9EZDJqEQ/s320/0009678d_medium.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5332022833170125650" /></a><br /><br />I know, I know. It's not a joke. This is a real book. I'm sure it works wonders.Zanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00926107628230687065noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982149984224030730.post-53735748147248376762009-05-01T14:11:00.003-04:002009-05-01T14:17:51.781-04:00There's no easy way to break it to them<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgM76SSpiai5gx9papeJxUVpYTlESre_lRS9bE-9KJ7leErYComppTANlVXaJeBpGloSUbAEiob4jKi4ruxoCyCzps5fAtn7zPmfhQoROZqvf_gCUZa7OHtTQLrL94E29uLKCm_De6kjfE/s1600-h/9dae9a4ce979460ab2b7c4c5efe04ca7507e0cfe.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 207px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgM76SSpiai5gx9papeJxUVpYTlESre_lRS9bE-9KJ7leErYComppTANlVXaJeBpGloSUbAEiob4jKi4ruxoCyCzps5fAtn7zPmfhQoROZqvf_gCUZa7OHtTQLrL94E29uLKCm_De6kjfE/s320/9dae9a4ce979460ab2b7c4c5efe04ca7507e0cfe.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330920066155326370" /></a><br /><br />"Well, if we're so <i>dead</i>, how are we standing here pestering you, smartass? Yeah, that's what I thought."Zanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00926107628230687065noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982149984224030730.post-10828688899620099282009-04-30T12:01:00.001-04:002009-04-30T12:02:51.524-04:00Luke, the barn!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_aNbm5YywoFbGHnzOWt2ZIIxkUZ8nOu8fdbbKrFvF227n1P2sLpO4y1L30pOTB61eXOho3okQZ49gUFd9J_xQbuJPNGXHb_9cnIMHPLg7H5vt36aS4bUrZ0k2ol1K07BNeM7vQ7h92HE/s1600-h/cd92_1.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 242px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_aNbm5YywoFbGHnzOWt2ZIIxkUZ8nOu8fdbbKrFvF227n1P2sLpO4y1L30pOTB61eXOho3okQZ49gUFd9J_xQbuJPNGXHb_9cnIMHPLg7H5vt36aS4bUrZ0k2ol1K07BNeM7vQ7h92HE/s320/cd92_1.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330515381841290114" /></a><br /><br />They look awfully cheerful for people in danger. Maybe they don't realize they're driving off a cliff.Zanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00926107628230687065noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982149984224030730.post-3375216626420999752009-04-28T11:29:00.002-04:002009-04-28T11:33:50.241-04:00Hepped up on goofballs<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEUPSoC2qlrJMj_aApW2SA-ivV4ipqxGx4cqLqb3MWhFgodKaOTnpbMph915_PBIfjF9XPdVPcYhcD-7XlsFdnZiDTN3su9o49TtYBrNW5MnfKJQjr2ju_zH1rZSGTt63wzWsKbWAcxGQ/s1600-h/bookjunkie.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 229px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEUPSoC2qlrJMj_aApW2SA-ivV4ipqxGx4cqLqb3MWhFgodKaOTnpbMph915_PBIfjF9XPdVPcYhcD-7XlsFdnZiDTN3su9o49TtYBrNW5MnfKJQjr2ju_zH1rZSGTt63wzWsKbWAcxGQ/s320/bookjunkie.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5329765380230484274" /></a><br /><br />A gritty, realistic tale of the horrors of addiction. "Consider THIS an intervention, you dizzy broad!"Zanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00926107628230687065noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982149984224030730.post-89200058968162458282009-04-27T11:25:00.004-04:002009-04-27T11:34:17.040-04:00A steaming Pyle<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjodyZ3MfzMge_erL22Zv6voLoWZKGO1_2dHr_BJfPjELnv6pRSgZ9MbTVwLYhi3QqYXLk47B-ZoM-ofB2J8Gy3l0D-tcWZ7qcD_njq5nnwsHd2W7-TxLh-EYZ1LYWJhtUyqXmLgTYkaS4/s1600-h/homosexuals.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 210px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjodyZ3MfzMge_erL22Zv6voLoWZKGO1_2dHr_BJfPjELnv6pRSgZ9MbTVwLYhi3QqYXLk47B-ZoM-ofB2J8Gy3l0D-tcWZ7qcD_njq5nnwsHd2W7-TxLh-EYZ1LYWJhtUyqXmLgTYkaS4/s320/homosexuals.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5329392850667991794" /></a><br /><br />The horrifying truth: they could have designed us a much nicer looking book cover, but our pride in being crazy assholes to everyone is more important than such worldly concerns. <br /><br />I really have to wonder what the F stands for. Nah, I think I know...Zanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00926107628230687065noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982149984224030730.post-115300909950655862009-04-24T11:43:00.001-04:002009-04-24T11:46:16.569-04:00A classic<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjx0iKd5qin-sktd6ZdRKfXvnLwlAVlh7GM5rnFEM2Uuvus5GWIC_JY9apNbQS3cFP6U41RMlHp48zrEKbJfHKVN_Wzhw0p_7dT3l7HD3U_5bAYWm-LxOgKzoyl6moOxBzLBixnZuUswME/s1600-h/b9ac793509a00ddc8c113110.L.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 215px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjx0iKd5qin-sktd6ZdRKfXvnLwlAVlh7GM5rnFEM2Uuvus5GWIC_JY9apNbQS3cFP6U41RMlHp48zrEKbJfHKVN_Wzhw0p_7dT3l7HD3U_5bAYWm-LxOgKzoyl6moOxBzLBixnZuUswME/s320/b9ac793509a00ddc8c113110.L.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5328284337751972386" /></a><br /><br />It's my birthday, and that means it's time to reflect and realize an important lesson this book imparts: it could always be worse. Thanks, scary pretend Aunt Jemima!Zanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00926107628230687065noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982149984224030730.post-82684841558070660492009-04-23T13:00:00.001-04:002009-04-23T13:03:54.469-04:00They're setting D-Con human traps!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNK75tz93YfWF2uh2H-3oBhoC0UK4E9FMX_9k4hbrfogSZR4RvO8SthcMCi3rUd4ECL51Q8yFc_Ga2a8ZHVmagkj0KUKHYTKnDzkHMXPgVI4QPWCGEPorNVe9xfa_5Qy8yNvLlmNHP66c/s1600-h/rodentmutant.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 197px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNK75tz93YfWF2uh2H-3oBhoC0UK4E9FMX_9k4hbrfogSZR4RvO8SthcMCi3rUd4ECL51Q8yFc_Ga2a8ZHVmagkj0KUKHYTKnDzkHMXPgVI4QPWCGEPorNVe9xfa_5Qy8yNvLlmNHP66c/s320/rodentmutant.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327933273994352162" /></a><br /><br />I'm not going to lie. I love this cover and would display it proudly in my home if I owned it.Zanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00926107628230687065noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982149984224030730.post-30336832741210913592009-04-22T13:31:00.002-04:002009-04-22T13:34:04.144-04:00Beware of counterfeits<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8xLSIq6dQrj967yT07QZz-h9hU_DN4Mvs4jM4wW7PeriQHh22FwTU8lTqM655oWr5n4S1RjrnFJFkoCgYqOVX0UshkGkN7OpQ-E0wuSHGQ5AswPKn6juSsBIy0Kurp5tpS6PUN-lhY8g/s1600-h/b8dd6a887de04854cb72a68e9232ca8abd8cbe37.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 242px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8xLSIq6dQrj967yT07QZz-h9hU_DN4Mvs4jM4wW7PeriQHh22FwTU8lTqM655oWr5n4S1RjrnFJFkoCgYqOVX0UshkGkN7OpQ-E0wuSHGQ5AswPKn6juSsBIy0Kurp5tpS6PUN-lhY8g/s320/b8dd6a887de04854cb72a68e9232ca8abd8cbe37.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327569934371064402" /></a><br /><br />Hmm. Splintery, flammable, vague foresty scent...yep, I think I've got a piece of wood here, and I owe it all to this invaluable guide.Zanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00926107628230687065noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982149984224030730.post-15994620999660802852009-04-21T11:07:00.001-04:002009-04-21T11:09:14.832-04:00Baby's First Coprophagia<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOPdgnpw3DMtXiSoyWIFCHE_8PMhTfVT3_5Cb8hYqSrWP1ywsIdPHEGKRjxCu2ge0eyCFoa5CNBwt8HTgWmrOhnj5sFwv7wRlAjHCQEH0EyRaifAFUVwjpD1g4jFsnO8kf1aXzbeiYWQs/s1600-h/cooking+with+pooh.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 236px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOPdgnpw3DMtXiSoyWIFCHE_8PMhTfVT3_5Cb8hYqSrWP1ywsIdPHEGKRjxCu2ge0eyCFoa5CNBwt8HTgWmrOhnj5sFwv7wRlAjHCQEH0EyRaifAFUVwjpD1g4jFsnO8kf1aXzbeiYWQs/s320/cooking+with+pooh.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327161636634784050" /></a><br /><br />...no thanks.Zanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00926107628230687065noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982149984224030730.post-40232925477657527322009-04-20T10:25:00.001-04:002009-04-20T10:28:31.904-04:00Something's wrong in Vermont!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQWgt6VKfZCleuJ9mtUhEOjJQ-LBPAb1p-c-GQNYVbDozR1zlhItrnpoPwMCe9KJacj_NBCBkprCfEGV8_b7y4ofw3F1aOgRbcaDudTdnGILVkj6djWR25LQ4gluCAt7G31IXYPmPgJtw/s1600-h/nighoflivinghell.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 226px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQWgt6VKfZCleuJ9mtUhEOjJQ-LBPAb1p-c-GQNYVbDozR1zlhItrnpoPwMCe9KJacj_NBCBkprCfEGV8_b7y4ofw3F1aOgRbcaDudTdnGILVkj6djWR25LQ4gluCAt7G31IXYPmPgJtw/s320/nighoflivinghell.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5326780063742731794" /></a><br /><br />The Quaintsville covered bridge holds the horrible secret to what's been drinking all the syrup and shredding everyone's matching sweaters!Zanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00926107628230687065noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982149984224030730.post-83985515457010902952009-04-17T11:27:00.003-04:002009-04-17T11:31:16.182-04:00So scary it blows.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6TMC72NigU1Ue3JlkrAtFhbWuvAxQpUpv13UKRe1GZPg41Y10ry2qoIYq3umz5DNej7sj1aid4fTLdD8HMZB4BA5SWA_IMoZvBbiqIr7Rc6U8ZTbxeScYlOGReD3uJ7WG1qNuum5eK5g/s1600-h/thebreezehorror.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 194px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6TMC72NigU1Ue3JlkrAtFhbWuvAxQpUpv13UKRe1GZPg41Y10ry2qoIYq3umz5DNej7sj1aid4fTLdD8HMZB4BA5SWA_IMoZvBbiqIr7Rc6U8ZTbxeScYlOGReD3uJ7WG1qNuum5eK5g/s320/thebreezehorror.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325682709692550770" /></a><br /><br />One of my favorite cover subjects is horror books about completely un-scary things. Grrr! Those curtains'll teach you to call them ugly and claim they clash with the wallpaper!Zanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00926107628230687065noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982149984224030730.post-29387236196091780802009-04-16T11:11:00.003-04:002009-04-16T11:20:00.790-04:00Other hand colors aren't as scary<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgd5C9QXYiCn89vicfYd28WA-xIeI8mjPvKjfFrq0tlpluho0lHywf1gTgwIYtJItEt3jpjThQDATiCCzd8nM9DGcCmbytgnmyrl42vsVvSri9BDJXNbqeUCJA0LMbH6kBSy6nm0b95cbw/s1600-h/beast.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 192px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgd5C9QXYiCn89vicfYd28WA-xIeI8mjPvKjfFrq0tlpluho0lHywf1gTgwIYtJItEt3jpjThQDATiCCzd8nM9DGcCmbytgnmyrl42vsVvSri9BDJXNbqeUCJA0LMbH6kBSy6nm0b95cbw/s320/beast.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325308065892845714" /></a><br /><br />The shadowy figure skulked out of the darkness, and an unearthly chill went through the room. Lady Ebonyheart Ravensblood turned around in shock, dropping her cursed amulet on the floor. Her face twisted into a grimace of disgust. "Steve, take those stupid red mittens off. I don't care how cold it is. You're seriously ruining the atmosphere here."Zanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00926107628230687065noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982149984224030730.post-85103027002861424652009-04-15T11:32:00.001-04:002009-04-15T11:36:07.373-04:00Just more to caress your codpiece with<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEib_m90NlBYkhMrda6rrUuMaODrrxgdOVQrFQXIBi1c5BuobpW1V5gll9hxOeUMfcDdgNCAE2EshbWtVTCz8-WwbJVWyWpPe01SXVnFOS11rOByK6NS8YJQWRa1iDmpkob0bkEdncBIem4/s1600-h/cb63a13c7ce0f28a674cc25cd422efaac6df5cf2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 202px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEib_m90NlBYkhMrda6rrUuMaODrrxgdOVQrFQXIBi1c5BuobpW1V5gll9hxOeUMfcDdgNCAE2EshbWtVTCz8-WwbJVWyWpPe01SXVnFOS11rOByK6NS8YJQWRa1iDmpkob0bkEdncBIem4/s320/cb63a13c7ce0f28a674cc25cd422efaac6df5cf2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5324941988396785154" /></a><br /><br />I think I may have found the greatest romance novel of all time. Why? <i>Count the princess's hands.</i>Zanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00926107628230687065noreply@blogger.com0