tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004Thu, 19 Dec 2024 03:27:57 +0000Moviesviral videoTVsneakersFunny Or DieSeth RogenmusicAndy SambergNBA All-Star WeekendSupermancomedyvideoBarack ObamaCraig RobinsonDa Lightskinn'd assassinDarth VaderFor The Love of Ray-JI Highly Recommend...Jordan BrandObserve and ReportPineapple ExpressSaturday Night LiveTechWolverineX-Menadidasawesomenessbaltimoresportstoystravelwatches"Follow Me"/mar.ket.'nol.o.gy/30 RockAir Jordan 2009Allure MagazineAmerican IdolAndre 3000Anna FarrisAshantiAtmosAutobotsBETBad SantaBailout PlanBentleyBeyonceBig BoiBill WithersBilly Bob ThorntonBirthdayBlack Friend FinderBlackBerry BoldBlake GriffinBobby BrownBrandon RouthBritney SpearsBruce LeeBumblebeeCarmelo AnthonyCassieCaviarCe Ce RogersChardonnayCheryl ColeChristian BaleColor Me BrownCommonConsequenceCurb Your EnthusiamDamon DashDanny McBrideDave BrandonDave ChappelleDeJuan BlairDeadpoolDiana RossDomino'sDon DraperDunnysDwight HowardEliza DushkuElizabeth BanksFHMFOXFamily GuyFraggle RockFrat PackFriday FlickG.I. JoeGarden StateHeavy.comHeroesHugh JackmanI Love You ManI ReadIf U Seek AmyIron ManIron Man 2Jay and Silent BobJay-ZJeff TeagueJeremy PivenJessica AlbaJon FavreauJon HammJonah HillJustin LongKat DenningsKatie CouricKeith OlbermannKelly ClarksonKevin SmithKid CudiKilling Me SoftlyKim KardashianKobe BryantKryptoniteLauryn HillLex LuthorLil WayneLindsay LohanLisa BonetLonely IslandMadmenMagic JohnsonMariah CareyMegan GoodMelo M5Michael CeraMike TysonMitch HedbergMitsuaki IwagoMuppetsMy Blogging BuddiesNCAANate RobinsonNerd AlertNew York CityNick and Norah's Infinite PlaylistNipsey RussellNotoriousOlivia MunnOllie WilliamsOptimus PrimeOutKastPadma LakshmiParlour MagazinePeekaruPetcoPlayboyPumaQueen LatifahQuizno'sRachel MaddowRay-JReggie BushRick RossRoberta FlackRyan ReynoldsSambotsScarlett JohanssonScott StorchShaquille O'NealSharon LealSingle LadiesSouth AfricaStargateStephen CurryT-PainTalib MorganTaurusTaylor SwiftTerminator: SalvationThe Black WidowThe BoondocksThe FugeesThe HangoverThe MummyThe NoidThe OfficeTransformers: Revenge of the FallenTwitterTyler HansbroughTyreke EvansVH1Vanessa HudgensVanilla IceVery Bad ThingsWTF?WaitingWake ForestWanda SykesWill FerrellYouTube Lord of the RingsZac EfronZack and Miri Make A Pornobabiesbachelor partyblogsbowlingbromanceburritoschild supporteHarmonyelectionfailfamous stars and strapsfat kidsg-shockgadgetsgilbert arenasindustry rule #4080ipodjanet jacksonlasonicmagazinesmanifestomobile phonespaternity testsplatonic crushreal jobsscared straightsexiest womensnuggiestar warssteve mcnairthe maury povich showthe wiztrailertx watchesvanity plateswembleywill.i.amAn average dude into not so "average" things...http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)Blogger66125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-8269923568285419314Sun, 12 Jul 2009 17:44:00 +00002009-07-12T15:48:31.353-04:00AutobotsBETBumblebeeDa Lightskinn'd assassinDamon DashJay-ZMoviesOptimus PrimeSambotsStargateThe BoondocksThe MummyTransformers: Revenge of the FallenVanilla IceAND WE'RE BACK... Our good friend, Da Lightskinn'd Assassin, decided he would rant about the completely awesome Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Without further ado...I am not the type to proclaim superfluous Pan-African stories of early Egypt and how the great minds of Greece and Rome all learn knowledge from Timbuktu. However, I am tired of the racist revisionist’s tone of Hollywood: check http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/07/transformers-revenge-of-revisionists.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-4718851224801323498Wed, 20 May 2009 06:46:00 +00002009-05-20T17:44:33.991-04:00child supportpaternity testsscared straightthe maury povich showHm...file this nugget under the (super loosely-based) term "creative."I never cut school for a really good reason. If it was to see a movie, I'm sure I could've waited until the more proper time of 8:00pm. If it was to go to a friend's house, all I remember doing is talking at a kitchen table, in the same way that could've been done at, say, a table in the cafeteria. (I do recall us signing onto http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/05/who-you-gonna-call-maury-of-course.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (oneinfiniteplaylist)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-8443120877835296569Wed, 20 May 2009 01:20:00 +00002009-05-19T21:30:15.566-04:00PlayboyQuizno'sviral videoI am back, bitches. And apparently I should be headed back out to Quizno's.Damn you, Quizno's. First you had Scott and that insanely awkward funny commercial ("Put it in me, Scott!") and now this (NSFW):Smut + Viral Marketing = Geniushttp://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/05/this-gives-sandwhich-whole-new-meaning.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-2616508811838379126Fri, 01 May 2009 05:28:00 +00002009-05-02T09:19:16.230-04:00AshantiBill WithersColor Me BrownDiana RossMariah Careythe wizI don't claim to have endured the "tragic mulatto" childhood that Mariah Carey so pathetically cries about (while drying her tears with diamonds), but I will say that being of mixed race gave my parents an awful lot of excuses to go above and beyond in explaining cultural differences. But only in really odd shallow ways. My father was ecstatic once my sister and I learned to exclaim "Dad!" with http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/05/ashanti-is-trying-to-take-my-black-card.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (oneinfiniteplaylist)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-4404136358659522502Fri, 24 Apr 2009 05:42:00 +00002009-04-24T01:56:05.582-04:00Andre 3000Big BoiFunny Or DiemusicOutKastviral videoLike most, I have been a longtime OutKast fan. HOWEVER, while I know most of you all worship at the altar of Andre 3000, you can more often than not find me down the street praising at Big Boi Baptist. Yes, I DID like Speakerboxxx better than The Love Below... There, I said it. I even liked Got Purp?, Vol. 2. So, it goes without saying that I am looking forward to Sir Luscious Left Foot: The Son http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/04/all-hail-king-henry.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-4051955538883345751Fri, 24 Apr 2009 05:27:00 +00002009-04-25T02:35:25.463-04:00Cheryl ColeFHMJessica AlbamagazinesMegan Goodsexiest women*debatable.I don’t read FHM, but in an attempt to understand the logic behind this joke of a list…I ventured onto their website, saw this – along with the headline “Should Miley Do a Sex Tape?” – and then remembered, "I’m not a beerchugging frat boy from the Midwest," thus X’ing the window out and returning to my study.First, who the hell is (#1) Cheryl Cole (seen below)?Answer: She’s part of thehttp://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/04/fhms-sexiest-women-in-world-2009.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (oneinfiniteplaylist)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-2327749714109825306Fri, 17 Apr 2009 04:49:00 +00002009-04-17T08:36:26.349-04:00babiesPeekarusnuggieWTF?So, I'm not a mom or anything, but I'm pretty sure this:is not what they ("society") mean by closeness.There has to be another way to establish a relationship with your child - you know, just in case DNA and umbilical cords and placenta aren't enough. Like forcing him or her to do the Macarena with you in front of a crowd full of strangers at the Marriott's "Midnight Social!!!" in Aruba. (Here's http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/04/peek-boo-used-to-be-fun.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (oneinfiniteplaylist)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-3705636345084103646Thu, 16 Apr 2009 13:39:00 +00002009-04-16T09:43:04.437-04:00BentleymusicScott StorchScott Storch arrested for jacking a Bentley (thanks Hip Hop Official and TMZ). SMH. Read the story here.http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/04/grand-theft-auto-miami-vices.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-8877107491238933882Thu, 16 Apr 2009 11:28:00 +00002009-04-16T07:42:44.673-04:00Dave BrandonDomino'sThe Noidviral videoWaitingSee... and I hated Domino's Pizza because the tomato sauce gives me heartburn. THIS is some other shit. Two employees, Kristy Hammonds and Michael Setzer, were recently canned for posting a really gross video on YouTube. See it below (yay!):While I can't say I am surprised, as a child of the '80s, I don't know what's worse -- that or this:Domino's CEO Dave Brandon may want to enlist the dynamic http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/04/damn-dominos-damn.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-6750509918387741952Tue, 14 Apr 2009 23:58:00 +00002009-04-14T20:03:14.054-04:00eHarmonyFunny Or DieLindsay Lohanviral videoIt's good when the nutjobs can make fun of themselves. Especially, the really hot nutjobs. Enter Lindsay Lohan's new Funny Or Die video. I am sure its everywhere but hey I needed a blogpost for today.Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohanhttp://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/04/who-wants-to-date-celebutante.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-1603566433177434390Tue, 14 Apr 2009 00:23:00 +00002009-04-13T20:38:26.550-04:00Allure MagazineEliza DushkuPadma LakshmiSharon LealI sincerely appreciate when women's mags encourage their readership to take pride in their bodies. Witness Allure Magazine's "Look Better Naked" issue. In order to inspire Average Janes everywhere to feel good about their bodies, the mag shot actresses like Sharon Leal (seen above), personal fave Padma Lakshmi and Dollhouse starlet Eliza Dusku in the buff. Brilliant! Thanks, Egotastic.http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/04/thank-god-for-allure-magazine.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-1906901219002477844Mon, 13 Apr 2009 17:11:00 +00002009-04-13T13:16:14.143-04:00Friday FlickParlour MagazineHey TMB fans! Just wanted to let you all know that the kid is getting some love on the Internets. My good friends at Parlour Magazine have been nice enough to let me blog about for their hot site. Check out my first entry here! And shout out to Steely D, J.Baker, Mahogany Jones and crew for making a brother feel welcome!http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/04/making-power-moves.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-3692784139033868274Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:35:00 +00002009-04-11T00:31:32.770-04:00CassiefailTwitterWTF!!!!! Here I was about to shut down the internets for the weekend and I run across this photo of Cassie with her head half shaved. DAMN!Thank God you can sing act dance look stunning! Sigh... OK, I still love you.*Image courtesy of Cassie's twitpic*http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/04/wtf-cassie.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-3404848894358826270Fri, 10 Apr 2009 14:30:00 +00002009-04-10T10:41:28.593-04:00Funny Or DieQueen LatifahVanessa Hudgensviral videoZac EfronRipped right out of the headlines of Star, US Weekly and OK!, celebs are people too... and they have colorful relatives too. Don't believe me, then just watch this moving video from Funny Or Die.Zac Efron's Pool Party from Zac EfronBTW, if PWT relatives are Zac's only problem then I will switch places with him (Vanessa Hudgens included) in a heartbeat (I kid, I kid). And shout out to Latifah on http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/04/star-fuckers-dream.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-3013616567281058720Fri, 10 Apr 2009 13:33:00 +00002009-04-10T09:49:51.924-04:00Anna FarrisBad SantaBilly Bob ThorntonJeremy PivenJon FavreauObserve and ReportSeth RogenVery Bad ThingsI am obviously a Seth Rogen fan. So, it should be no surprise that I am looking forward to seeing him do dark comedy this weekend in Observe And Report. And while I am not a big Anna Farris fan, her scenes in the trailer look hilarious ("SHOTS.... YEAH!"). Peep the trailer below:BTW, if you love dark comedies (I TOTALLY DO!) then also check these out :Bad Santa (Billy Bob Thornton + black midget http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/04/i-want-to-see-it-observe-and-report.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-6995301257374688895Wed, 08 Apr 2009 12:23:00 +00002009-04-08T08:26:28.020-04:00fat kidsHeavy.comviral videoAs a former chubby kid and a dude who can stand to lose a few lbs, I can say this with little guilt... This shit is ridiculous. Watch and enjoy:More funny videos like the "Fat Kid Raps About Food" at Heavy.comIronically enough, I was just telling someone that I wanted to adopt a fat white boy... because they're so hysterical on sitcoms.http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/04/proverbial-fat-kid-does-love-cake.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-6528220952004688999Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:56:00 +00002009-04-07T06:57:13.740-04:00Andy SambergFamily GuyMuppetsNipsey RussellObserve and ReportRick RossSaturday Night LiveSeth RogenTVBy now, it has probably come apparent that I think Seth Rogen is hilarious. So, I thoroughly enjoyed the Observe and Report star's appearance on Saturday Night Live last night. And while I already hear the Rogen blacklash brewing (Family Guy, I am looking at you), I have to say that the "lovable loser" schtick still makes me laugh -- perhaps because it hits so close to home. Anywho, here are my http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/04/sunday-morning-quarterback-seth-rogen.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-8416823510493414912Thu, 02 Apr 2009 20:34:00 +00002009-04-07T06:57:52.985-04:00Curb Your EnthusiamFOXMagic JohnsonTVWanda SykesNot unless you have lady parts, you say? Not so! According to the New York Times, Rev. Deb Wanda will be hosting her own late-night show on FOX. Wow, that means she will be in such esteemed company as Magic Johnson, Keenan Ivory Wayans and that guy who hosted the Vibe show. SMH.For those of you who don't know who Wanda Sykes is, peep game below:http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/04/getting-into-bed-with-wanda.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-6892533195789957834Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:10:00 +00002009-04-07T06:58:20.592-04:00bachelor partyMike TysonThe HangoverThe OfficeTVIf you have ever gone to a bachelor party (check) or been the man of honor at one (check), then you will thoroughly appreciate the trailer for The Hangover. The film stars Bradley Cooper (Wedding Crashers), Zach Galifianakis, Ed Helms ("The Office") and Mike Tyson... Yes, that Mike Tyson. Enjoy!http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/04/this-looks-all-too-familiar.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-4987226004000599201Sun, 29 Mar 2009 23:03:00 +00002009-04-07T07:10:36.898-04:00Bruce LeeIron ManNerd Alerttoysviral videoYouTube Lord of the Rings*NERD ALERT*This is both awesome and ridiculous!http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/03/my-kind-of-celebrity-deathmatch.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-2853798056964899992Thu, 26 Mar 2009 05:32:00 +00002009-04-07T07:10:05.746-04:00Bobby BrownCaviarChardonnayFor The Love of Ray-JKim KardashianLisa BonetmusicRay-JReggie BushVH1video*sigh*let me gather my thoughts.what the hell is this? ray-j couldn't knock tigerlily up with a 15 minutes o' fame warranty baby, so now he's back to music? and with a soundtrack to a reality show? (of which i'm sure 80% of the songs have the word 'sexy' in or him speaking in third person.) seriously, i would have rathered they'd had the kid. i'm willing to wait the 20 years it'll take for the http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/03/no.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (oneinfiniteplaylist)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-4786288539615284172Sat, 21 Mar 2009 22:41:00 +00002009-04-07T07:09:35.106-04:00Brandon RouthCraig RobinsonElizabeth BanksJustin LongKevin SmithMoviesSeth RogenSupermanZack and Miri Make A PornoIf you haven't seen Zack & Miri Make A Porno, please do yourselves a favor and see it ASAP. I don't want to give any of the best shit away, so all I will say is this: Porn is funny. Marriage to a black woman is not. And someone needs to give Craig Robinson either his own show or a lead in a film.BTW, the one other scene I wanted to post was unavailable for embed but you can watch it here. Thehttp://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/03/kevin-smith-does-it-again.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-4306540422551261236Fri, 20 Mar 2009 01:11:00 +00002009-04-07T07:08:55.084-04:00American IdolKilling Me SoftlyLauryn HillRoberta FlackSouth AfricaThe FugeesTVwhat's really good in south africa?no seriously. what, i say what, is really good.someone failed to clue this girl into the fact that dancing (especially poorly) does not make up for your shitty singing voice. This girl is attempting to do a rendition of The Fugees' rendition of Roberta Flack's "Killing Me Softly," failing miserably, and, in doing so, making me fall completely in love with her. http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/03/i-want-to-hire-this-girl-to-sing-and.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (pants)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-8602035094834120000Thu, 12 Mar 2009 21:50:00 +00002009-04-07T07:08:36.409-04:0030 RockBailout PlanDon DraperFunny Or DieJon HammKryptoniteLex LuthorMadmenSupermanviral videoIf you know TMB, you know one of his heroes is Superman. Call me a nerd (I dare you), but the Man of Steel (no homo) has always been my favorite superhero. So, of course when I saw John Hamm portraying Lex Luthor in this Funny Or Die video, I knew I had to share it with you all.I am not a fan of Madmen, in fact I have never seen an episode, but between this and his recent guest stint on 30 Rock, http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/03/lex-luthor-needs-guap.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-6222201410647512442Thu, 12 Mar 2009 21:44:00 +00002009-04-07T07:08:10.879-04:00Britney SpearsIf U Seek AmyKelly ClarksonmusicTaylor SwiftvideoWOW!Britney Spears has done it again! I wouldn't call it a comeback (as per LL Cool J) but this video/song is dope. It seems like white girls are making all the good music right now -- Britney, Taylor Swift (yeah, I said it), Asher Roth and Kelly Clarkson. Peep Britney's "If You Seek Amy" below:http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/03/i-seek-amy-i-seek-amy.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)0