tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3665792136879938132Sat, 10 Oct 2026 09:16:17 +0000ADVICE FROM THE DEAR LEADERINJUSTICE GANGOUR FOUNDERSGOOD PUNKSMART THINGS SOMEONE ELSE SAIDTHE KNIT PICK NEEDS YOUR HELPADVICE FROM THE ETERNAL PRESIDENTMASS MEDIAKNIT'S PICKSKNIT'S PICKS ONNEED HELPOILPEOPLE SKILLSPOLITICSREAL SPORTSALLWAYSKIND.comCHILDRENCLOTHINGDRUGSFEATURED ARTISTGOOGLE SHORTCUTSHLPHUMAN EMOTIONHUMAN REJECT BINIMPORTANT LINKSKNIT PICKS ONMOTHERSMY WORKSITE FEATURETHE GREATEST DEPRESSIONWONDER' WHAT THEY'RE THINKINGThis is what its like being human.http://theknitpick.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Luke Luthor)Blogger84125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3665792136879938132.post-5385947842770854181Fri, 30 Jul 2010 05:56:00 +00002010-07-29T23:12:10.318-07:00Between Two FernsBetween Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Steve Carell from Between Two Fernshttp://theknitpick.blogspot.com/2010/07/in-case-you-missed-it.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Luke Luthor)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3665792136879938132.post-2545757752876970241Tue, 04 Aug 2009 07:49:00 +00002009-08-04T00:52:11.363-07:00POLITICSREAD ARTICLEJust when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!http://theknitpick.blogspot.com/2009/08/and-you-thought-it-was-2009.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Luke Luthor)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3665792136879938132.post-4103529061081942593Sun, 02 Aug 2009 20:43:00 +00002009-08-02T13:43:33.246-07:00GOOD PUNKMASS MEDIAhttp://theknitpick.blogspot.com/2009/08/fleet-foxes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Luke Luthor)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3665792136879938132.post-9030443346319690025Sat, 01 Aug 2009 07:30:00 +00002009-08-01T00:31:24.397-07:00MASS MEDIAhttp://theknitpick.blogspot.com/2009/08/mtv-down-supernews.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Luke Luthor)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3665792136879938132.post-5380367429120319703Sat, 25 Jul 2009 00:52:00 +00002009-07-24T17:55:18.002-07:00READ THE LATE BREAKING NEWS HEREhttp://theknitpick.blogspot.com/2009/07/this-just-in-human-stabbed-by.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Luke Luthor)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3665792136879938132.post-340344561257134048Wed, 22 Jul 2009 04:39:00 +00002009-07-22T00:39:42.087-07:00MASS MEDIANEW FORMAT: The following thoughts are actually clickable links.I guess this technology movement totally backfired on the cops.I had English professor explain post-modern as a bunch of small truths as opposed to modern times where there is just one BIG TRUTH. In reality the theory needs more definition. Face it perspective is just that.I'm going to do more research on this topic because http://theknitpick.blogspot.com/2009/07/mass-media.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Luke Luthor)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3665792136879938132.post-4299922290625508547Wed, 22 Jul 2009 02:53:00 +00002009-07-21T21:39:32.493-07:00BECAUSE I'M SICK OF WORRYING ABOUT THE CLAPI DON'T EAT SALMON A LOT BUT I ONCE SAW A SUSHI CHEF FILET ONE WITH THE UTMOST RESPECT.LAURA LING AND EUNA LEE STILL NEED YOUR HELPITS THE ONLY WORLD WE'VE GOTYOU SHOULDN'T WORK TO STAY ALIVEhttp://theknitpick.blogspot.com/2009/07/injustice-gang-daily-links.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Luke Luthor)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3665792136879938132.post-8292716413536118236Tue, 21 Jul 2009 23:21:00 +00002009-07-21T16:23:11.724-07:00OUR FOUNDERShttp://theknitpick.blogspot.com/2009/07/founding-father-john-lennon-aka-walrus.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Luke Luthor)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3665792136879938132.post-209986199174901477Sun, 19 Jul 2009 01:38:00 +00002009-07-18T18:45:25.421-07:00Sorry for not posting in awhile. I was busy working on another project. Don't fret we'll all catch up soon enough. In the mean time you can readfor free online here.By the time you are done I should have some new content to enjoy.http://theknitpick.blogspot.com/2009/07/welcome-back-me.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Luke Luthor)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3665792136879938132.post-571080896115819126Mon, 15 Jun 2009 13:00:00 +00002009-06-15T06:37:07.275-07:00OUR FOUNDERSMichio Kaku is more than a man with awesome hair. He is a theoretical physicist who not only asks mind melting questions, he attempts to answer them with all available scientific know how.He come across as a kook to the uneducated, but he knows more than you and even better uses Back to the Future references to explain his theories.Teleport "just like in Star Trek!"He can read your mind.He http://theknitpick.blogspot.com/2009/06/founding-father-michio-kaku.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Luke Luthor)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3665792136879938132.post-7159165938003417629Mon, 15 Jun 2009 09:07:00 +00002009-06-15T05:41:58.251-07:00DRUGSKNIT PICKS ONSee more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.It might seem odd to ne one who knows me personally that I am against the legalization of marijuana. Well I'll let Lewis Black tell you why. Because an anger white man with spazmatic fingers is far more entertaining than a long winded post.[HIS TIRAID BEGINS AROUND 2.05]The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10cBack in Black - http://theknitpick.blogspot.com/2009/06/knit-picks-on-future-and-history-of.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Luke Luthor)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3665792136879938132.post-4741926054374162152Mon, 15 Jun 2009 07:29:00 +00002009-06-15T02:06:36.955-07:00OUR FOUNDERSIf I was 10 IQ points smarter and half Jewish I would probably be Bill Maher. Sadly I'm not. Until scientists find a way to make that happen I'll just have to post his genius videos and wish that was me.http://theknitpick.blogspot.com/2009/06/founding-father-bill-maher.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Luke Luthor)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3665792136879938132.post-3274304142863584881Sun, 14 Jun 2009 19:06:00 +00002009-06-14T13:18:56.714-07:00GOOD PUNKMy little sister just got back from a couple months in Europe and they must still be listening to house music over there because she admitted to knowing only one MGMT song. Sure Europeans don't drive in cars as much and The Man can't continuously feed his subliminal advertising into people's ears during every minute of their waking life. But come on, the best band out today, Muse, happens to be http://theknitpick.blogspot.com/2009/06/mass-media.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Luke Luthor)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3665792136879938132.post-5219514310592782423Wed, 10 Jun 2009 12:42:00 +00002009-06-10T06:00:59.839-07:00Wednesdays are tough because they are the technically the farthest you can get from the weekend. Some would argue that is Monday is farther away, but those people would be idiots because Mondays are literally the closest you can get to a weekend besides Friday.So to keep spirits up here is 40 Inspirational Speeches in 2 Minutes:http://theknitpick.blogspot.com/2009/06/wendesday-morning-inspiration.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Luke Luthor)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3665792136879938132.post-3846030520243363225Tue, 09 Jun 2009 20:49:00 +00002009-06-09T16:33:14.292-07:00HUMAN EMOTIONHumans form strong bonds with each other known as relationships. They appear to be the specie's strongest catalyst for emotion, other than art.One kind of relationship between a "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" is called dating. It's a ritual of going out to eat together at Olive Gardens, playing miniature golf, and fondling one an other's sexual organs.When the bond between boyfriend and http://theknitpick.blogspot.com/2009/06/human-emotion-sadness.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Luke Luthor)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3665792136879938132.post-7815640441276345787Tue, 09 Jun 2009 19:58:00 +00002009-06-09T13:48:02.110-07:00POLITICSThere is a sort of euphoria that has engulfed America since the election of current President Barack Obama. It is yet to be determined if it is deserved. Maybe the fact that we haven't much of anything to hang our hat on lately has something do with it. Since I have no credentials to judge, time will tell. However, it concerns me generations of new democrats have been spawned more out of http://theknitpick.blogspot.com/2009/06/understanding-politics.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Luke Luthor)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3665792136879938132.post-1003550479524468697Fri, 05 Jun 2009 12:54:00 +00002009-06-05T06:57:13.525-07:00Mr. Carradine will not receive FOUNDER status, but we can elevate him to the level of Distinguished Human.Read more about him on his MAHALO.COM page...A personal note:Long before Kill Bill, when my parents attended high society dinners, or whatever investment bankers and their wives do on Friday and Saturday nights, basic cable would function as my babysitter. Nanny programing like X-Files, http://theknitpick.blogspot.com/2009/06/rip-david-carradine-1936-2009.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Luke Luthor)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3665792136879938132.post-7842233974315904683Fri, 05 Jun 2009 12:40:00 +00002009-06-05T05:43:21.481-07:00KNIT'S PICKSOUR FOUNDERSThe other day I tried to imagine the edge of space and the sack inside my skull ruptured. What's outside the visible galaxies? Is space inside of itself? Does it overlap? What the hell is the purpose of the universe? What is dark matter?These questions might not perturb anyone else, but to me, they form my fundamental understanding of the nature of life. Some less-curious individuals might http://theknitpick.blogspot.com/2009/06/knits-picks-cosmos-and-founding-father.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Luke Luthor)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3665792136879938132.post-5233874477620507644Wed, 03 Jun 2009 08:36:00 +00002009-06-03T05:21:48.413-07:00PEOPLE SKILLSOver millions of years of evolution humans have grown fundamentally upwards.The average American man is 5'9 and the average American woman is 5'4. Any height greater than those averages is considered "tall." Being taller has many advantages. For starters, tall people can reach really high things on top shelves or change light bulbs without using chairs, ladders, or other such apparatuses. A http://theknitpick.blogspot.com/2009/06/people-skills-height.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Luke Luthor)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3665792136879938132.post-9107604160770594275Sun, 31 May 2009 13:04:00 +00002009-05-31T06:09:56.767-07:00GOOD PUNKhttp://theknitpick.blogspot.com/2009/05/good-punk-donovan.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Luke Luthor)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3665792136879938132.post-169704418085158124Sun, 31 May 2009 10:16:00 +00002009-05-31T03:53:29.328-07:00It seems strange to me, but genocide prevention is hard.Dr. Michael Doyle eats his salad with gloves. Should you?Get Habitat for Humanity its money backGeorge Clooney loves him some UN Peacekeepers. You should too.Because no one actually needs nuclear weapons.It's about high time women got paid for making life tolerable at the office.http://theknitpick.blogspot.com/2009/05/injustice-gang-petition-links.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Luke Luthor)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3665792136879938132.post-5037389261256203455Sun, 31 May 2009 08:42:00 +00002009-05-31T06:11:34.520-07:00REAL SPORTShttp://theknitpick.blogspot.com/2009/05/nba-playoffs.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Luke Luthor)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3665792136879938132.post-5701534617188940537Wed, 27 May 2009 12:48:00 +00002009-05-27T06:06:20.222-07:00PEOPLE SKILLSHuman males and some human females, have the ability to grow coarse hair on their faces, particular on the top of the head, along the jaw line, under the nose, around the mouth and on/under the chin. This hair will continue to grow unless it is cut, shaved, waxed off, or treated with a chemicals.At length, this facial hair can be molded and styled into particular formations. Humans with above http://theknitpick.blogspot.com/2009/05/people-skills-facial-hair-growth.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Luke Luthor)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3665792136879938132.post-2967324828783899218Wed, 27 May 2009 09:54:00 +00002009-05-27T07:03:24.733-07:00REAL SPORTSA comedian once mused that it would be better to see actual mascots of professional football teams fight than watch the teams play each other. I whole-heartedly agree. Here is a little play-by-play (imagine a South African accent):The conditions are hot and dry... It doesn't seem to bother the Bills, though, as they confidently enter the Lion's den doing their trademark Super Bill Shuffle. http://theknitpick.blogspot.com/2009/05/real-sports.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Luke Luthor)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3665792136879938132.post-2174955164681168014Tue, 26 May 2009 23:32:00 +00002009-05-27T02:21:17.529-07:00ALLWAYSKIND.comCLOTHINGWe'll I sold out. Got myself a little Google Adsense and my own apparel. The Knit Pick Manual is partnering with ALLWAYSKIND.COM designer clothing. I've a got a couple tee shirts I've always wanted made and they pertain to this site so what can it hurt? Although don't expect too much from a company that specializes in hooded sweatshirts and fire arms for the start of summer.http://theknitpick.blogspot.com/2009/05/big-news-knit-pick-apparel.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Luke Luthor)0