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Funny Video Clips

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The Impact of Technology Among Today's Kids

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Kuih Bulu Puki

(With Mother's Blessings)

(Bulu Puki is the Malay word for Pubic Hair)

Japanese Billboard

Buka, Teguk, Ulang

(Open, Gulp, Repeat)

Blade Eating Sugar

Lady Drivers

Toothpick Propeller

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 7 Feb 2012 07:09:00 -0800

How does she do it?

Can you do this? Can you spin a toothpick on your nose by blowing it?

Meow!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 4 Feb 2012 10:09:00 -0800

Meow!!

Extremely hilarious. Must watch. A church choir singing a song without any lyrics. Just like a couple of kittens.

Are You Smart Enough?

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 12:16:00 -0800

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Neelam (age 28) was having trouble with one of her students.

So she asked the boy;
Ms. Neelam: Boy what is your problem?
Boy: I'm too smart for the first-grade.
My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is!

I think I should be in the third-grade too!s. Neelam had enough.

She took boy to the Principal's office. The principal told Ms. Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.

Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test:

Principal: What is 3x3?
Boy: 9

Principal: What is 6x6?
Boy: 36

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Neelam and tells her, I think the boy can go to the third-grade.
Ms. Neelam says to the principal, I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?
The principal and boy both agree.

Ms. Neelam: What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy: (after a moment) Legs!

Ms. Neelam: What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?
Boy: Pockets!

Ms. Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut

Ms. Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The Principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy quickly answered.
Boy: Bubblegum

Ms. Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
The Principal's eyes again open really wide and before he could stop the answer.
Boy: Shake hands

Ms. Neelam: Now I will ask some Who am I sort of questions, okay?
Boy: Yep

Ms. Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent

Ms. Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
(The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.)
Boy: Wedding Ring

Ms. Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose

Ms. Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow

Ms. Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy: Firetruck

Ms. Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it u have to use your hand
Boy: Fork

Ms. Neelam: What is it that all men have. It's longer for some men than on others. The nuns don't need it. The pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy: SURNAME

Ms. Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping & is responsible for making love?
Boy: HEART

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher:
Send this boy to University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!

Skate Boarding Bulldog

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 13:25:00 -0800

Step aside Tony Hawk, the new 'breed' of skateboarders in town.

Watch how Tillman, the bulldog skates together with Rodney Mullen a pro skater. Ron Davis, Tillman's human and Rodney find that they have similar experiences in the skating world. Pet Psychic, Laura Stinchfield says that Tillman has been skating since he was 6 weeks old and can do multiple moves and loves attractions from the people in the park however he feels he had to do a routine skating moves because he feels that he is being watched and prefer to try some new techniques when there nobody is watching.

Tillman performs in the park and does not mind being watched.

Ron and Rodney explain to Laura how Tillman practice his routines.

Funny Chimpanzee

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 21 Aug 2011 06:52:00 -0700

Funny Chimpanzee video as aired in Japanese TV

Comedy Court - Contempt of Court

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 24 Apr 2011 08:06:00 -0700

I'm back after a long break. Sorry I couldn't post for the past few months due to my hectic schedule.

The video is about 2 Indian lawyers who couldn't speak proper Malay are being forced to present their case in the Malaysian National language.

This is completely hilarious!

Fight For Kisses

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 18 Oct 2010 05:53:00 -0700

Extremely fabulous and innovative idea for an advertisement.

Don't forget to share with your friends.

The Real Pammal K. Sambandam

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 08:40:00 -0700

Pammal K. Sambandam is a Tamil ovie title where the hero will wear a lot of jewelleries. The person in the picture was caught wearing all her jewelleries on her wedding. Would you wear like this?

The Earth Hour - Malaysian Gangster

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 08:25:00 -0700

Funny Malaysian Ad For The Earth Hour

Funny Labels Part 1

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 11 Sep 2010 18:57:00 -0700

SARS - Drink it when you want to the SARS disease

EREKTUS - Need more explanation?

Vergina Beer - Only for the Virgins

DEEPPRESSO - Drink It And Feel Depressed

PROFIT WATER - Profit for Who?

WATER SALAD - Where the Water Tastes Like Salad

from COCA COLA

BOTTLED WATER? - Where is the Bottle?

DIET WATER - All Other Waters Brands Have High Levels Of Cholesterol

PET SWEAT - Pure Dog Sweat, The Healthy Choice

The FART Juice

Hillarious Fake Yogi

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 04:26:00 -0700

Hillarious Fake Yogi explains about Hinduism.
Sitcom was taken from BBC. The title is Goodnes Gracious Me.

Nicely done.
You will love the part of Gobi Von Nairobi and the untouchable Harijan Ford.

May the force be with you.

Why Your Dog Really Goes Outside

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 01:12:00 -0700

Do you bring your dog outside?

What does it do there?

Watch what this dog do instead.

Smoking is never so funny.

Tapeless Audition

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 10:30:00 -0700

Very Funny Video.

Girl strip her top thinking the guy said topless but the guy actually said tapeless.

A New Lingerie Shop in Saudi

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 10:37:00 -0700

Ever wonder what will happen if a new lingerie shop in Saudi?
Check it out!.

A little Austrian town named...

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 3 Mar 2010 01:59:00 -0800

The town is named . .

The newspaper article below is even funnier than the sign!

Are the residents called Fuckers?

What are their mothers called?

What would you be learning at the Fucking High School ?

Does the Fucking Hospital help you with anything else?

If your friend came from another town, he wouldn't be your Fucking friend.

NOW YOU CAN FORWARD THIS LINK TO THIS WEBSITE TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS WHO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE FUCKING TOWN.

The Return of the Funny T-Shirts

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 07:23:00 -0800

Hell Was Full So I'm Back

W.I.F.E.

Naughty Boy

Save A VIRGIN

Stop Staring

Shut Up!

Hard Nipples

Rajni 3

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 7 Dec 2009 09:39:00 -0800

Rajni Mimicry

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 04:48:00 -0700

A Japanese guy trying to a mimicry on Rajnikanth. Very funny.

Rajni Ads 2

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 23:59:00 -0700

Rajni Ads 2

What are they trying to say? Are they saying Rajni's head is empty?

Hahaha! Cool and funny.

Mac Vs Pc

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 19:50:00 -0700

Mac Vs Pc

Very funny. I wonder which computer they used to create this video.

The Black Hole

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 23:18:00 -0700

The Black Hole

Dancing Baby

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 01:51:00 -0700

Dancing Baby

Baby doing the Belly Dancing