October 2009 Unemployment Rate

Here’s some jolly good fucking news for all you dumbasses out there that still think president Hussein, speaker Botoxi and the rest of the liberal assholes in DC are doing a “good job”- they FINALLY managed to get double-digit employment!! October 2009 unemployment has reached 10.2% according to the “official” statistics, and un-official estimates place the ACTUAL number much higher, likely in excess of 17%. Do you people understand what that means??? Nearly 1 in 5 Americans IS NOT WORKING!! Now here’s another couple numbers you should keep in mind- $787,000,000,000.00 and 8%. For you stupid liberal idiots with short memories, $787 BILLION is the amount Oba-Marx told Americans we would need to spend on the porkulus package, and 8% is the unemployment rate he promised we would NEVER see if that assinine obamination of a pile of pigshit spending bill was passed…. Well it seems the bill was passed, yet we still managed to hit double digits (and last time I checked, 10.2% is more than 8%). These are the people you want in charge of your health care, right????

Image from Brian Hurley’s Blog.

Image from Thinkin’ Bout Stuff.

Well, now this is really something for those liberal fuckheads to be proud of! The absolute and utter catastrophe that is the EPIC FAIL known as Cash for Clunkers… Roughly 700,000 clunkers were turned in, at a total cost of around $3,000,000,000.00- about $4500.00 each. BUT- according to Edmunds.com, only 125,000 of those sales were “incremental”, the other 575,000 would have happened anyway. So that brings that ACTUAL cost of the EPIC FAIL known as Cash for Clunkers to about $24,000.00 per vehicle! Nice job you fucking morons. It’s also interesting to note that nearly 1 in 7 of the new vehicles purchased were full-sized pickup trucks. Now don’t think for a SECOND I am not in favor of big pickup trucks, I drive a Dodge Ram with a BIG FUCKING HEMI that cranks out 345 HP and gets fuel economy that is almost the same as Oba-Marx’s newest unemployment figure. But for Christ’s sake- ONLY a government as obamanably stupid as this current bunch of liberal fuckheads would pass legislation allowing this sort of shit to be subsidized. Seriously people it is time to WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!

I also found a fascinating article (and the picture below) over at David Drake where he breaks down the so-called energy savings and determines obamoron, botoxi and the rest of the liberal fuckheads managed to SPEND $3,000,000,000.00 to SAVE about $375,000,000.00. Again, THESE are the people you want in charge of your health care???

It should really come as no surprise to any regular readers The Daily Retard has managed to scrounge up that the Asshole of the Day Award for today goes to Nidal Malik Hasan, the Army Major and Muslim terrorist FUCKHEAD who shot 43 people at Fort Hood, TX- killing 12 and wounding 31. Eyewitness accounts are coming out that this slimebag Islamist radical terrorist fuckhead piece of shit screamed out the obligitory “allahu akbar” (or however the fuck you spell it) before opening fire on an Army base full of unarmed and innocent Americans. Last I heard the douchebag is still alive, but in a coma. Hopefully, he will be dead soon…. Hasan, I hope you burn in hell.
The families of those killed, as well as those injured and their families, are in The Retard’s prayers tonight.

***EDIT- Oh thank fucking Christ! As I was getting ready to publish this post, Fox has called the race in NJ for Christie. Corzine, you liberal scumbag asspuppet, enjoy your retirement MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Gay and Homo Shit

Jesus Christ, that is a fucking faggotty-sounding title for a blog post, isn’t it??? And before all y’all get all wound up about the use of the word faggot, just calm the fuck down. I am NOT homophobic. I think everyone should be free to run around fucking whoever they want to (kids aside you sick fuckers). Kinda like the government runs around fucking us all the time…. Here’s the problem with all this gay-rights bullshit, hate crime legislation and stupid faggots protesting about shit. First, you would be just as stupid whether you are gay or not. Intelligence and common sense don’t seem to have a discernible relationship to what you choose to do with either your cock or the cocks of others. What pisses me off are the ones that feel the need to run around shouting at the fucking rooftops about their gayness. Hey, suck as much c*ck as you want to, but keep it to your fucking self! If straight people ran around having “Straight Pride” parades we would likely be labeled racist or sexist or some other stupid fucking liberal buzzword that ends in an -ist and is basically a left-wing euphemism for the “vast right-wing conspiracy” of evil male Republicans or some other fucking bullshit. This is the kind of shit I can’t figure out- if a bunch of “straight” guys beat up or kill or to whatever to a bunch of gays, this is somehow a more serious crime than if the dude who gets his ass beat is NOT gay? What the fuck is that about??? Seriously, how fucking insecure do you have to be to give a fuck what some other guy does in the bedroom? But HERE’S the point- if you are a gay guy then keep your bedroom shit IN THE FUCKING BEDROOM and out of our faces!

OK, I got a little off on a tangent there about all the gay shit, it wasn’t what I intended to write about when I started this post. But I have been known to get off on tangents, so deal with it. Anyway, I was reading some blogs written by people that are far more interesting than I am and strange thoughts started coming into my head. I don’t know if Dr. Dave’s ADHD is contagious or what….
Anyway, I haven’t had a “real job” since I broke my foot in three places almost a year ago…
Who’s uglier, Mama Obama or Oprah????

Why in the fuck does it have to snow here in October???
Why Obama will Fail (again, only using husseins “real” name to properly quote and link to the article)….
Why the hell do the 87 different cartoon channels I have for the short people who live in my house play the same shit over and over again????
Is FoodTV chef Ina Garten wider than she is tall???
Is Nancy Pelosi really the Anti-Christ??? Or is she really a man???
Why do people feel the need to voice their opinions when it comes to my own personal matters????
And of course the classic, which never fails to crack me up- if a man talks in the woods and there isn’t a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong????

Today’s ScumBag Asshole Award goes to 26-year old Harvard Law Grad and native Texan Brian Schroeder, for setting fire to “Memorial Park, a weatherproof tent on Manhattan’s East Side where the city is storing the remains of 9/11 victims who have yet to be identified.” Quoted from ABC, read the entire article at Death by 1000 Papercuts. I have no idea what the fuck would have to be wrong with someone to make them want to further desecrate the site and victims of September 11, but for your retarded-ness Mr. Schroder, you are hereby noted as the lastest ScumBag Asshole Award from The Daily Retard. Have fun in prison!!

The US National Debt Per Citizen in REAL TIME!

OK, for those you who have difficulty with numbers…. as of the time of this posting (Halloween 2009), the national debt is just shy of 12 TRILLION DOLLARS. That is 12 followed by 12 FUCKING ZEROS. It is really an almost incomprehensible number. It helps just slightly when you break it down to what it costs each US Citizen (as of Halloween 2009 it’s almost $39,000.00 per citizen). I hope you fuckers appreciate the extra time I took from my busy schedule of bitching about everything to find a widget-thingy that would show the national debt in terms of cost per citizen that was NOT full of annoying popup ads. The only fucking ads showing on this little bloggy here are ones The Retard gets paid for. Because like I said, web hosting ain’t free, dumbass.
Anyway, this post is gonna be stickied to the top of the Daily Retard blog for as long as the site runs before the assault on the Constitution being carried out by Oba-Marx is finally successful in getting the First Amendment and my right to free speech repealed. God willing, that will never happen….

As it has come to my attention that my language might be considered offensive to some of the more delicate readers here, I thought I would address this issue. First, notice the “Parental Advisory” warning up above. If words like SHIT,FUCK,ASS,BITCH,HELL,ETC…. offend you, feel free to fuck the fucking fuck off and get the fuck out of here. This is my fucking blog and I will say whatever the fuck I fucking want to, whether any of you fucks fucking like it or not. In fucking fact, here’s a fucking video I found on fucking youtube about just how fucking usefel the fucking word “fuck” is. Fuck!

Now, it is WELL worth the 2-1/2 minutes it take to watch this video. Although it is an older one and I am SURE you’ve seen it before, it never fails to crack me up.
Now, onto the reason WHY I swear so much. In a word- anger. But anger doesn’t really begin to cover it. I left a little comment over at my buddy Dr. Dave’s Feed Your ADHD Blog where I went a little further into detail, and now I will put this fucking issue to bed here and now, for you readers, forever.
The shit that I see these liberal cocksuckers in Washington doing pisses me the fuck off. It makes me seeth. I get so fucking mad I shake my fists and hit things. I pound on my couch. I scream at the top of my lungs. I pound on the center console of my big gas-guzzling, rain-forest-destroying, global-warming-contributing, Hemi-powered, redneck-driven, big-ass, bad-ass Dodge Ram. I RAGE at what these people are doing to the country. I get absolutely fucking IRATE that people couldn’t see this coming when the obamoron asspuppet was campaining, spewing his outright lies and bullshit. I watch the news and see the continued flood of more and more lies and I want to throw a brick through my TV set. I listed to people who still think that these liberal asshole fuckheads are doing a good job and I want to hit them in the face with a hammer. I watch the mainstream lapdog kissass media and I realize that, for a good many Americans, this is their ONLY source of news and it makes me absolutely fucking psychotic. Every time I see hussein on TV spouting off his unending string of bullshit, outright lies and campaign-speak I get so fucking mad I can’t see straight. I read about our good American boys killed overseas fighting a war our Communist-in-Chief refuses to support and it tears my heart out. I see the daily assault on our Founding Fathers principles, the Constitution, our Bill of Rights, personal liberties, economic freedom and the Federalist ideals upon which this great country was founded. All these things are literally being pissed on DAILY by the liberal assholes in Washington and I get so fucking MAD I don’t know what else to do but let it out here. So, now you know…..
I am gonna end this post with a picture I found over at The Black Sphere. I am NOT an artistic person, but this image sums up in great detail the point of this post, my blog in general, and my feelings as a whole about what is going on and why I do what I do.

Stupid Gas Station Employees

Earlier today, I made a tweet about being sick to fucking death of going into gas stations, getting in line behind 7 or 8 other people and watching some stupid fat bitch bumblefuck around at the ONLY OPEN REGISTER while 3 or 4 other employees stand around doing nothing rather than doing their fucking jobs- namely checking me out so I can get away from the fucking idiots. That particular tweet was inspired by a human pig that was working at the Holiday station in Stillwater last night. I had actually intended to tweet it yesterday but I got busy at the bar and forgot. Then, it fucking happened to me again this morning! I could not fucking believe it! SEVEN people in line, in the morning, taxpayers on their way to work from the looks of MOST of them, and their is some two-ton cow, apparently on her first solo mission at the cash register, fucking up every single thing she did. All the while, no less than FOUR other employees are standing around in some sort of fully-clothed circle jerk WATCHING the entire circus. Un-fucking-believable…..

This particular story made my fucking blood boil when I caught a bit of it on The O’Rielly Factor tonight, and a quick google search turned up a post about it at The Infidel Bloggers Alliance. Basically what is happening is that the father of 9-11 terrorist attack victim James Gadiel, age 23, who was killed in the north tower, wants the inscription “Murdered by Muslim terrorists” included on any memorial the town would build in honor of his son. Now, these God damn stupid fucking liberals in Kent have decided this might be offensive to Muslims living the community. Well, listen up you dumbasses- the ONLY Muslims it would offend would be a bunch of cock sucking scumbags plotting another terrorist attack. James Gadiel and the other 2,997 people MURDERED on September 11, 2001 deserve better than this.

Today’s ScumBag of the Day Award goes to the bunch of stupid fucking liberals who came up with that health care reform video/commercial/piece of assinine propaganda bullshit featuring kids talking about dying “two years from now” because of some disease or another, because they don’t have health insurance. (I wish to hell I could have found the video, but I had no luck so PLEASE comment with a link if you know where I can embed it.) As if it’s not the about the lowest thing these liberal assbags can do, using kids in their ads, the point is NOT two years from now a kid will die from a disease. THAT will happen regardless of passing or not passing a public option health care bill. The point IS, two years from now this country will be tits-up BANKRUPT if the stupid fucking liberal in Washington manage to somehow ram this death blow down our throats. This is really fucking scary, boys and girls. Because, how does the US go about filing Chapter 7?????

Oh, and one more thing…. I finally got around to setting up a twitter account for my little blog-thingy here, so click this fucking link and follow The Daily Retard on Twitter! One of these days I’ll figure out how to tweet via SMS and then you will really be in for a ranting fucking treat. How great will it be for you to know about each and every single little stupid fucking thing that pisses me off, rather than just these expletive-laced tirades full of funny pictures and Al Franken (the FUCKHEAD) YouTube Videos?

As approval ratings continue to drop for each and every liberal piece of shit senator and representative that support this insanity, obamoron’s approval rating is closing in on the unemployment rate, the American people are SCREAMING we don’t WANT this shit, and countries all around the world are telling us- begging us- not to go down the road of a single-payer system, the assclowns in Washington continue on their merry march towards Socialism and bankrupting the country. Moody’s announced today that the AAA rating of the United States is in jeopardy within 3 to 4 years if this unparalleled (and completely fucking insane) spending spree is not brought under control. What the fuck is it going to take for this bunch of idiots to figure it out?

You are not very often gonna find me saying ANYTHING good at all about the likes of NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN and the rest of the “mainstream” media, but today I gotta give them props. As obamoron continues his massive and illegal power grab on behalf of the federal government, he has recently decided one of the ways to do that will be to try to shgut down Fox News. Let me make something VERY clear. If it were not for Fox News, I truly believe this country would be doomed. After all, the “mainstream” networks are nothing more than liberal lapdogs, blinding spewing the liberal administration’s bullshit and placing their own liberal bias ahead of journalistic integrity- MOST of the time. But today they came through when they decided to boycott the round-robin interview of pay czar Kenneth Feinberg (more on this asspuppet later), because the White House press corps did not invite Fox to the interview. The press pool flat out told the clowns in the White House they would NOT take part in the interviews UNLESS Fox was also allowed access. So for today, I say “Good on ya, commies!” Why would they do this? I honestly believe it’s because they realize if obamoron is able to dismantle the Fox network, they will be next. Reminds me of a little poem:

And now, on to Pay Czar Kenneth Feinberg. Has this silly asshole lost his fucking mind??? I mean, let’s ignore the fact the the idiot who lives in the White House is running around appointing his radical left-wing lunatic buddies to these “czar” positions- and how completely insane it is to have the word czar associated in any way with the elected government of the US. Who the fuck does he think he is, to dictate to private corporations what they can and cannot pay their executives?? Like I said, the absolute fucking insanity of this administration just does not seem to have an end….

Today’s Scumbag Cocksucker Of The Day Award goes to the living piece of human shit who kidnapped and killed the absolutely beautiful 7-year old Florida girl Somer Thompson, and threw her body in the fucking trash. I don’t normally find myself at a loss for words, especially harsh and biting descriptions for shit that I can’t stand, but this douchebag fucking child-molesting fuckball has me at a loss. No matter how hard I try, I can’t really come up with a good enough description for the kind of, well, person isn’t really the right term and animal is insulting to all things cute and cuddly, who would do such a thing. I mean, I am definitely an asshole and I have never denied that. It just boggles my fucking mind and I can only hope and pray this motherfucker is caught. Although, there will be some slimebag lawyer who will take his case and try to get him off. Let me tell you what should happen. When they find this lowlife shiteating piece of fucking child killing shit, he should be publicly crucified. Yep, build a big fucking wooden cross, nail his sorry fucking ass to it and just let him hang there. For weeks. Hell, maybe even months. Yep, let the fucker just about die, then get a doctor to give him just enough treatment to keep him alive. Then let him just about die again. And Somer’s parent’s can be in charge of how long it goes on. I tell you this much, if it was up to me it would be 7 fucking years. Anyway, rot in hell you scumbag motherfucker. Because they ARE gonna find your sorry ass.

And just in case you HAD forgotten, I want to share this picture with you. It is an incredibly powerful photo, take a minute to think about it.

Now, the problem in this country is most definitely NOT with the parents of the kids who object to their kids being forced to listen to a bunch of arrogant, egotistical bullshit from a communist, they are obviously WELL QUALIFIED to raise their children. The problem lies with the idiot parents who weren’t smart enough to NOT vote for Obamoron. I have said many many times that 90% of the people in this country really shouldn’t be allowed to vote, and this certainly proves my point. Now don’t get me wrong, I believe in the Constitution and as such, every CITIZEN has a right to vote. BUT, there should be some requirement inasmuch as actually knowing SOMETHING about the retards you are voting FOR!
And I really thank God there is conservative talk radio to monitor the asshats in the mainstream media, so that I don’t have to. I can just pick up the “greatest hits” without having to have my intelligence assaulted by the never-ending stream of lies, bullshit, ass-kissing man-crushes and general blind adoration they seem so eager to fall all over themselves to hand out to this communist administration and the endless train of bad ideas they keep coming up with. And then you, of course, can read it here….

And as we close out todays post, I wanna share with you this parting shot. The irony here is so multi-layered I can’t even begin to describe it. If you think you get what I am saying, leave a comment and show me…

Honey, If You Only Knew....