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		<title>Obummer-Mania: The Thrill is Gone</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah yeah, I know it&#8217;s been like 2 months since I posted anything&#8230;. Sometimes shit happens, what else can I say. Anyway, I was surfing around today and came across this picture and I just had to share it, because it is SO perfect&#8230;.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Yeah yeah, I know it&#8217;s been like 2 months since I posted anything&#8230;. Sometimes shit happens, what else can I say. Anyway, I was surfing around today and came across this picture and I just had to share it, because it is SO perfect&#8230;.<br />
The fucking libtards get more and more unbelievable every day, and it seems the dumber they get the worse things are for the pRES so I am thinking this one *might* not even be a photochop&#8230;.</strong></p>
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		<title>Obama-Care MUST Not Pass — From FeedYourAdhd</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 16:50:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a re-post of Dr. Dave&#8217;s (aka Snarky Basterd) most excellent post at Feed Your ADHD. As he encourages it to be reposted, I did so and would also tell all you Retard readers to do the same. Get this out to as many places as you can, because EVERYONE in America needs to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; margin: 0px;"><strong>This is a re-post of Dr. Dave&#8217;s (aka Snarky Basterd) most excellent post at <a href="http://feedyouradhd.com/you-shall-not-pass-obamacare/" target="_blank">Feed Your ADHD</a>. As he encourages it to be reposted, I did so and would also tell all you Retard readers to do the same. Get this out to as many places as you can, because EVERYONE in America needs to see this. Even though the Commie-crats seem to be losing support DAILY for their retarded bullshit bills, they WILL continue to shove this down our collective throats and up our collective asses, and it MUST be stopped at any cost. Enjoy the read, then get to sharing it with everyone you know who has a pulse!</strong></p>
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<p style="padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; margin: 0px;"><strong><em>An open letter inspired by <a href="http://powip.com/2009/11/obamacare/" target="_blank">this</a>.</em></strong></p>
<p style="padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; margin: 0px;"><strong>Dear Every Senator:</strong></p>
<p style="padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; margin: 0px;"><strong>You shall not pass this monstrosity Harry Reid calls health “reform” because in your twisted arrogance you are blind, unable to see everyone around you recoiling in horror,<a href="http://thehill.com/homenews/senate/72537-union-pulls-back-on-supporting-senate-bill" target="_blank"> from the left</a> to the moderate to the right to the voice of the American people expressed in <a href="http://spectator.org/blog/2009/12/10/cnn-poll-61-of-americans-oppos" target="_blank">every last poll</a> spewing from the MSM. You know when CNN reports, <em>actually reports</em>, such widespread discontent that you people haven&#8217;t the capacity to see beyond the fog of the Twilight Zone surrounding your District of Criminals.</strong></p>
<p style="padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; margin: 0px;"><strong>You shall not pass this bill because we back here in flyover country know that whatever form it eventually takes at 8:30 p.m. this Christmas Eve, after you add a slew of amendments that weigh it down like rocks strapped to a hit vic, will be only scaffolding for the final hell you and the House will consummate and birth in committee next January, a bill that will kill the only healthcare in the world worth paying for, a bill that <em>will </em><a href="http://mainfo.blogspot.com/2009/12/senator-harry-reids-compromise-complete.html" target="_blank">blanket this country with single-payer care</a> (despite claims otherwise), a bill that will destroy our options and stifle our liberty and not even remotely resemble your pResident&#8217;s hollow mantra of “hope.”</strong></p>
<p style="padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; margin: 0px;"><strong>You shall not pass this bill because we cannot sustain your shopping spree. While the number of federal employees making over $100,000 has <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2009-12-10-federal-pay-salaries_N.htm" target="_blank">doubled in the past 18 months</a>, and you just <a href="http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/politics/Federal-salaries-targeted-as-private-sector-pay-stagnates-8665856-79571487.html" target="_blank">gave them a raise</a>, the unemployment rate in this country is 10 percent and higher in many states you represent and <a href="http://apnews.myway.com/article/20091217/D9CL3AOG1.html" target="_blank">not even close to getting better</a>. In fact, <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/opinions/2009/11/15/2009-11-15_the_worst_is_yet_to_come_unemployed_americans_should_hunker_down_for_more_job_lo.html" target="_blank">the worst is yet to come</a>. You&#8217;ve already sent us barreling <a href="http://apnews.myway.com/article/20091216/D9CKL24O0.html " target="_blank">beyond the legal debt limit</a> and still <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091216/ap_on_go_pr_wh/us_obama_spending_bill" target="_blank">you spend more</a> so that you can <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB126092430041092995.html?mod=WSJ_hpp_RIGHTInDepthCarousel" target="_blank">travel far and wide</a>, fatcat politicians laying claim to an endless stream of someone else&#8217;s money: OURS. You shall not pass this bill because it will break this country.</strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center; ">Via <a href="http://twitpic.com/tskwd" target="_blank">Twitpic</a></strong></p>
<p style="padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; margin: 0px;"><strong>You shall not pass this bill because this country doesn&#8217;t need another liberty controlling shell game disguised as “entitlement.” You already have entire generations of people under the loving arm of the Motherland, nuzzling against her for comfort and care, in health (we&#8217;ll get to “in sickness” in good time). You shall not pass this bill because it is NOT free and it will NOT <a href="http://www.heritage.org/Research/HealthCare/bg2353.cfm" target="_blank">do </a><em><a href="http://www.heritage.org/Research/HealthCare/bg2353.cfm" target="_blank">any </a></em><a href="http://www.heritage.org/Research/HealthCare/bg2353.cfm" target="_blank">good</a>, except boost you&#8217;re own inflated and egotistical and maniacal sense of “<a href="http://prescriptions.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/12/15/what-obama-plans-to-tell-senate-democrats/" target="_blank">making history</a>.”</strong></p>
<p style="padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; margin: 0px;"><strong>You shall not pass this bill because you do not want to one day regret knowing that, by shoving everyone into the same healthcare plan, you destroyed our chances for ever grabbing a doctor’s time (otherwise known as creating “rationing”). You do not want to regret forcing people to become intimate with the wonderful world of waiting lists, as if we&#8217;re standing at the back of a line snaking outside our doctor’s waiting room into the hallway and outside the front door and across the street, stretching to the other side of the county. You do not want to regret forcing people to spend their waiting time being more productive than ever before &#8230; by reading <em>War and Peace</em>. While that’s unintended enrichment right there, <em>Creator of Quality health care in the time it takes to read Tolstoy</em> is not an epitaph you one day want chiseled on your tombstone.</strong></p>
<p style="padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; margin: 0px;"><strong>You shall not pass this bill because you do not want to chase every smart kid who ever wanted to be a doctor away from medical school. Since doctors already earn less, thanks to Medicare and Medicaid, your health “reform” would push would-be medical students into something else, like garbage collection … or undertaking. Those two businesses are easily the least likely to fall under your government control anytime soon. Garbage is money, always has been (ask The Mob); and for med students, taking care of the dead would be just a few steps away from operating on the live, without the $300,000 in student loan debt or the hassles of malpractice insurance.</strong></p>
<p style="padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; margin: 0px;"><strong>You shall not pass this bill because you do not want be responsible for the invention of doctor trailer parks. Under Obamacare, doctors who stay in the biz (due either to their own altruistic reasons or, more likely, to government extortion in exchange for the forgiveness of student loans or practice-related debt) will experience the community joy of public assistance, using food stamps to fill a shelf or two of their refrigerators (if they even have electricity). They’ll sell their homes at a loss and move into federal trailer parks for doctors, seeing patients out of the back room to cut down on practice overhead. The parks will have names like Bones Village and Blue Star Doctors Park and Good Samaritan Estates and take the place of hospitals, saving the federal government billions annually (because, naturally, we’ll have to bail out hospitals by then, too). They’ll become tourist destinations; we’ll plan vacations around our doctor visits and then tour the grounds, letting little Jimmy ride his first x-ray machine in exchange for a $5,000 admission fee. Universities will offer classes about them, with names like Contemporary Medical Trailer Park Economics and Staph Infection in the Trailer Park Hospital. You Congresscriminals, meanwhile, will continue to conduct annual hearings on the <em>State of the American Healthcare Crisis</em>.</strong></p>
<p style="padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; margin: 0px;"><strong>You shall not pass this bill because you do not want to create an entirely new travel industry. Under Obamacare, if you get cancer, you can see the world (or what’s left of it) after the Government Health Rationing Board rules you ineligible for care, saving the taxpayers (by then) billions. You’ll use your retirement savings, or what’s left after you pulled them out of the market just before The Crash of ’12 and hid them under a stone in the hearth, to take a fishing boat to Haiti, the ocean cruise business having gone under and Americans no longer visiting any country east of Bermuda after nuclear ballistic missiles, unable to reach North or South America, wiped out every other continent during Iranian President Ahmed Ahmadinejad’s failed attempts to annihilate Washington. You’ll meet a witch doctor who will make you drink chicken’s blood and mumble incantations while stuffing his face in a bong during a 4-hour ceremony to exorcise your tumor. Amazingly, you’ll recover and come back to America and live a long and healthy life, taking annual vacations (by row boat, since you’re now broke) to Haiti for preventive health care.</strong></p>
<p style="padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; margin: 0px;"><strong>You shall not pass this bill because you do not want to be responsible for creating less congestion in hospital emergency rooms … for all the wrong reasons. Under Obamacare, your typical accident victim will be treated only if they still have more than 75% of their blood and all of their limbs and at least 90% cognitive function (no substitutes, please). This will preserve the dwindling blood supply and eliminate the waste of resources required to keep a patient on life support. (Plus, it will help save the planet!) And think of the boon for transplantation! Why, with all of the accident victims unworthy of treatment ending up dead, we’ll have mobile organ harvesting sites outside each doctors’ trailer park. Donor waiting lists will become obsolete … that is, of course, if the recipients are still working and able to pay their share of taxes in support of the Motherland.</strong></p>
<p style="padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; margin: 0px;"><strong>You shall not pass this bill because, if ACORN can sue the federal government over funding cuts, you can bet your sweet ass millions of people in this country will gladly contribute to organizations willing to bombard you with lawsuits that will hold up your monstrosity for decades in courts. You shall not pass this bill because you can also bet your sweet ass that millions of us will refuse to purchase your <a href="http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_111209/content/01125110.guest.html" target="_blank">mandated health insurance</a>. You do not want to be the reason federal courts start stuffing American people into cells at the new <a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-kirk-terrorist-prison24nov24,0,2008953.story" target="_blank">Thomson Penitentiary for Enemy Combatants</a> for refusing to submit to your unconstitutional authority to fine us and jail us and even shoot us over our healthcare insurance.</strong></p>
<p style="padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; margin: 0px;"><strong><em>And we will resist</em>.</strong></p>
<p style="padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; margin: 0px;"><strong>Finally, you shall not pass this bill because you are supposed to be the voice of the people. You represent the state from which you were elected. You do <em>not </em>represent yourselves. You do <em>not</em> represent an arrogant and indecisive and thieving and weak president who is on the wrong side of what is right and on the wrong side of history. When it comes right down to it, you shall not pass this bill because, if you do, you can kiss your life in the District of Criminals goodbye; we, the right-wing teabagging mobsters living out here in flyover country, which curiously includes the states you represent, will make sure your careers of public indecent exposure will skid to an embarrassing and resounding and infinitely final halt in 2010 or 2012 or whenever you&#8217;re next election happens to be.</strong></p>
<p style="padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; margin: 0px;"><strong>Count on it.</strong></p>
<p style="padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; margin: 0px;"><strong><em>I encourage everyone to steal and repost this and to send it to their senator, Republican or Democrat or Independent. The vote of our lifetime is bearing down on us. We <span style="color: #ff0000;">MUST</span> stop it now.</em></strong></p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 16:50:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I haven&#8217;t really mentioned idiot golf pro Tiger Woods yet, mostly because I think people can pretty much do whatever the fuck they want as long as it doesn&#8217;t bother anyone else. Then I got to thinking that running around fucking women all over the country without your wife&#8217;s knowledge *might* be a little bit [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>I haven&#8217;t really mentioned idiot golf pro Tiger Woods yet, mostly because I think people can pretty much do whatever the fuck they want as long as it doesn&#8217;t bother anyone else. Then I got to thinking that running around fucking women all over the country without your wife&#8217;s knowledge *might* be a little bit bothersome, plus I had said for years that Tiger Woods is an asspuppet, plus most if not all &#8220;professional&#8221; athletes are idiots, plus I have golf, AND I got a couple funnies in the email this morning so I thought I would share them here&#8230;.</strong></p>
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<p><strong>It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.</p>
<p>Teacher: &#8220;Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today.&#8221;</p>
<p>Little Johnny says to himself &#8220;Good, I want to get outta here. I&#8217;m smart and will answer the question.&#8221;</p>
<p>Teacher: &#8220;Who said &#8216;Four Score and Seven Years Ago&#8217;?&#8221;</p>
<p>Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, &#8220;Abraham Lincoln.&#8221;</p>
<p>Teacher: &#8220;That&#8217;s right Susie, you can go home.&#8221;</p>
<p>Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.</p>
<p>Teacher: &#8220;Who said &#8216;I Have a Dream&#8217;?&#8221;</p>
<p>Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, &#8220;Martin Luther King.&#8221;</p>
<p>Teacher: &#8220;That&#8217;s right Mary, you can go.&#8221;</p>
<p>Johnny is even madder than before.</p>
<p>Teacher: &#8220;Who said &#8216;Ask not, what your country can do for you&#8217;?&#8221;</p>
<p>Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, &#8220;John F. Kennedy.&#8221;</p>
<p>Teacher: &#8220;That&#8217;s right Nancy, you may also leave.&#8221;</p>
<p>Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.</p>
<p>When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, &#8220;I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!&#8221;</p>
<p>The teacher turns around: &#8220;NOW WHO SAID THAT?&#8221;</p>
<p>Johnny: &#8220;TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?&#8221;</strong></p>
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		<title>A College Professor Who Actually Gets It</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>This is just gonna be a quick one from the Retard today, but it&#8217;s well worth reading on many levels from the blatantly obvious to the genuinely sublime. Got it in an email from a cousin of mine, and I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. I have no idea who the guy is, where he teaches or even if it&#8217;s a scan job of one of the pictures people use for building &#8220;professional-looking&#8221; websites, but it works with the story so what the hell&#8230;.</strong></p>
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<p><strong>As the late Adrian Rogers said, &#8220;you cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.&#8221;</strong></p>
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<h3>This Teacher is Truly a Genius</h3>
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<p><strong>An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had once failed an entire class.</strong></p>
<p><strong>That class had insisted that Obama&#8217;s socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.</strong></p>
<p><strong>The professor then said, &#8220;OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama&#8217;s plan.&#8221;</strong> </p>
<p><strong>All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A.</strong> </p>
<p><strong>After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B.</strong> </p>
<p><strong>The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy.</strong> </p>
<p><strong>As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.</strong> </p>
<p><strong>The second test average was a D! No one was happy.</strong> </p>
<p><strong>When the third test rolled around, the average was an F.</strong></p>
<p><strong>The scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else. All failed, to their great surprise, and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.</strong> </p>
<p><strong>Could not be any simpler than that. (Please pass this on)</strong></p>
<p><strong>Remember, there is a mid-term election in 2010!</strong> </p>
<p><strong>Many, not all, of the people up for re-election are very concerned- not necessarily for you or me- but for themselves.  I encourage each of you to become informed and VOTE  for what you believe in and want accomplished by the people elected BY YOU.</strong></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Well, as my good buddy <a href="http://feedyouradhd.com/" target="_blank">Dr. Dave</a> was kind enough to point out via a well-deserved comment on <a href="http://dailyretard.com/i-told-you-global-warming-was-bullshit/">this post</a>, I managed to get not-so-daily again&#8230;. So here I am, back at it and mad as fucking hell at the Goddamn liberal fucktards running this Country (into the ground&#8230;). First, a little picture for y&#8217;all. I imagine you have seen it before, but it&#8217;s so damn true that it bears re-posting. I don&#8217;t know where it came from, I grabbed it from a webmaster message board. But obviously it was taken somewhere in Texas.</strong></p>
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<h3>Al Gore is STILL a Dumbass Liberal Fuckhead</h3>
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<p><strong>Now as if that simple fact isn&#8217;t glaringly obvious, you owe it to yourself to watch this video of Al Gore on CNN trying to say that the ClimateGate emails are &#8220;out of context&#8221; and a &#8220;controversy without real substance&#8221;. Now, the asskissing in this clip is enough to make my fucking stomach turn, and seeing Al Gore makes me want to smash things with a hammer, but you owe it to yourself to watch it and see the kind of bullshit these liberal fuckheads continue to spew, when faced with undeniable proof of the junk science that is global warming.</strong></p>
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<p><strong>These fuckhead treehugging idiot dumbfuck jackass retarded fuckhead morons are so out of touch with reality there really is no hope for them. And Al Gore has got to be the ringleader of the three ring circus of lies and bullshit, even though HE ADMITS HE HASN&#8217;T READ ALL THE EMAILS. This is the kind of shit that happens when you take a bunch of elitist liberal dumbasses like college professors and PHD&#8217;s, give them a BUNCH of government grants to play around in labs to advance your ridiculous liberal agenda of &#8220;global warming&#8221; and they actually discover the truth- that there is no such thing. But- if the truth were to get out, how many millions (or billions) of dollars would they lose? Not to mention the fact that they would be forced to face the fact that their own beliefs are dead wrong. These fucking asspuppets- Al Gore, the &#8220;scientists&#8221; (and I use that term pretty loosely in this case), the fuckheads at this Copenhagen summit, and every other stupid liberal tree-hugging, Prius-driving, global-warming-believing idiot on the planet- are a bunch of soul-less pieces of whaleshit and they all deserve to rest at the bottom of the ocean because after all, that&#8217;s where the whaleshit belongs.</strong></p>
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<h3>What&#8217;s REALLY Wrong with Dumbass Liberals</h3>
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<p><strong>For the purpose of this discussion, I am referring to the dumbass liberals inside the beltway, that merry bunch of elected fuckheads responsible for the current state of affairs in this country and in such complete and total blind denial of the damage they have already caused and continue to cause that they march ever forward advancing their Marxist agenda without a single thought or consideration to what they are doing to our Country. I think what the REAL problem with these fucktards is that they are so totally insulated from any semblance of what normal Americans call reality they honestly have NO CLUE what they are doing to us. Look for a minute at the strongholds of so-called liberals in our society- the Hollywood elite, tenured college professors (and the education system in general), organized labor union leaders and the mainstream media. I mean, for Christ&#8217;s sake! NO ONE in ANY of those groups has EVER had an actual job, any idea how to actually work for a living, no idea how to create anything, no experience whatsoever in the real world. And THESE are the people that are &#8220;advising&#8221; the dumbass liberals who currently hold an overwhelming and likely unconstitutional majority in Washington. How the fuck can you blame them for their stupidity?? I mean, if dumbass liberals <em>had</em> any common sense, they wouldn&#8217;t BE liberal so the puppets continue to let the above-mention groups of fucking retarded idiot morons continue to pull their strings, rather than listening to the deafening (and growing DAILY) roar of the American public SCREAMING at them that we don&#8217;t want the bill of goods they are trying to sell- by &#8220;sell&#8221; of course I mean shove down our collective throats and shove up our collective asses.</strong></p>
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<p><strong>So I was driving around today in my big-ass Hemi-powered, rainforest-destroying, gas-guzzling Dodge Ram and listening to talk radio and I heard some numbers that actually made me smile from ear to fucking ear&#8230;. Apparently, depending on the source, <a href="http://www.gallup.com/poll/124610/Brief-Uptick-Obama-Approval-Slips.aspx" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Ba-Cracked Insane Obamarx&#8217;s approval numbers</a> are anywhere from the mid-40&#8217;s to the upper 30&#8217;s- inching ever closer to actually being lower the unemployment rate which as you recall I predicted would happen. A mere 30% of Americans <a href="http://mediamatters.org/research/200712130008" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">approve of what the dumass liberals in Congress are doing</a>. 30 FUCKING PERCENT! Are you kidding me? For a government of the polls, by the polls and for the polls you would THINK this MIGHT get the fuckheads to take a little notice but so far I haven&#8217;t seen it. But this last one here is my favorite- <a href="http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/1209/Bush_closes_the_gap.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">nearly HALF the country would rather still have Dubya as president than the current Obamination</a> living in the religion-neutral-for-Christmas White House. What more proof do you need that the jackass hates America? What the FUCK is more American than Christmas??? One more bit of good news- 20% of Americans want <a href="http://washingtonindependent.com/70241/poll-35-percent-of-republicans-want-to-impeach-obama" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Ba-Cracked Insane Obamarx impeached</a>! I have no idea what the HELL is wrong with the other 80%, but I guess the &#8220;hope&#8221; I have is that they will &#8220;change&#8221; their minds&#8230;.</strong></p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just in case the title wasn&#8217;t clear enough, I said GLOBAL WARMING IS BULLSHIT. Been saying it for years now&#8230;. And it seems the bunch of fuckhead idiot scientists may have finally realized the gig is up, as they have conveniently &#8220;lost&#8221; all the raw data. You know- the actual facts and figures and measurements, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Just in case the title wasn&#8217;t clear enough, I said GLOBAL WARMING IS BULLSHIT. Been saying it for years now&#8230;. And it seems the bunch of fuckhead idiot scientists may have finally realized the gig is up, as they have conveniently &#8220;lost&#8221; all the raw data. You know- the actual facts and figures and measurements, the results of untold BILLIONS of dollars of government-subsidized &#8220;research&#8221; they have been manipulating for years to try to convince all of us smarter than Al Gore (which is damn near everyone with an IQ above room termperature) that the sky is falling, the ice caps are melting, the ozone is disappearing, and soon the entire planet will be under water.</strong><br />
<strong>I found this video over at <a href="http://mainfo.blogspot.com/2009/11/climate-change-data-was-destroyed.html" target="_blank">Opie&#8217;s MAInfo blog</a> and I had to share it with you. A brief warning, though&#8230;.. This raging fucking idiot bitch named Nancy Skinner has GOT to be (well, OK, not including Nasty Botoxi) one of the stupidest people I have ever seen open her worthless yap on TV. But, don&#8217;t fast-forward through her idiocy- it&#8217;s important to listen to the utter bullshit she is spewing so you have a good idea of just how abominably STUPID these people really are.</strong></p>
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<p><strong><a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article6936328.ece" target="_blank">Here&#8217;s a link</a> to the article where they admit to dumping all the raw data- it&#8217;s a short read but rather interesting&#8230;. It seems they admit to dumping all the raw data, keeping only &#8220;the value-added (quality controlled and homogenised) data&#8221;. Now what the FUCK does that mean? &#8220;Quality controlled and homogenized&#8221;??? I think that&#8217;s moonbat-speak for &#8220;all the numbers that we had to cook to make sure we can keep supply the world with false information to support the junk-science theories that &#8216;global warming&#8217; actually exists and is really something more than just statistical anomolies&#8221;. But that&#8217;s just <em>my</em> opinion&#8230;.</strong><br />
<strong>I mean, we <em>are</em> talking about &#8220;scientists&#8221; who have threatened everything from reputation-smearing to actual physical violence toward any of their peers who would dare to dispute their &#8220;truths&#8221;, aren&#8217;t we? Don&#8217;t believe me? <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703499404574559630382048494.html?mod=WSJ_hpp_sections_opinion" target="_blank">Read the WSJ article right here</a>! This bunch of tree-hugging asshats are SO bent on advancing their own agenda they will do anything to discredit anyone who dares contradict them in their endless torrent of bullshit research and statistics they concoct to futilely attempt to give some credence to &#8220;global warming&#8221;. Here&#8217;s a great <a href="http://www.canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/17364" target="_blank">article from the Canada Free Press</a> where you can see these fuckheads and read more about them than you ever knew you wanted to know&#8230;..</strong><br />
<strong>I&#8217;m telling you people, this idiocy has GOT to be stopped. This great country, and I daresay the planet itself, is accelerating toward a complete and total collapse so fast it&#8217;s hard to keep up with it or even figure out what the endgame will be. Which straw will finally break the camel&#8217;s back? The whole thing reminds me of a rotting corpse to be honest- when a body rots it fills with gas and bloats, sometimes to the point of explosion. And if we do not do something to stop the liberal bullshit and progressive idiots that are attacking the great body of America, she is going to continue to swell and bloat and finally, just explode. And it is gonna be one HELL of a mess to clean up&#8230;.</strong></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Happy Thanksgiving from The Daily Retard! I wanted to get this post out yet today rather than tomorrow in hopes you readers will enjoy it, and think about it, as you gather to celebrate tomorrow. You will find the &#8220;voice&#8221; of today&#8217;s post different than most of them- that is for a reason. Mostly because as it relates to the context of this specific holiday- there is nothing funny about what is happening. It&#8217;s damned serious, maybe more serious than anything other than actual real &#8220;life and death&#8221;, and I decided to treat it as such.</strong><br />
<strong>Now, we all know the happy story about the Pilgrims landing at Plymouth Rock in 1620, half of them dying the first winter, the Indians (we call them Indians here, because <em>most</em> of us in 2009 are as native to America as they were) teaching them to farm, the bountiful harvest, the huge feast, etc&#8230;. That all makes great fodder for grade school kids and pretty colored things to hang on the refrigerator. But as is so often the case with history, it&#8217;s nowhere NEAR the entire story. And as is also so often the case, the whole story is MUCH uglier and less palatable than what we see in the cornucopias and Norman Rockwell paintings.</strong><br />
<strong>The following quote is taken from <a href="http://www.hslda.org/docs/hshb/93/hshb9326.asp" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">HSLDA</a>: &#8220;In 1777, Congress issued its first Thanksgiving proclamation, declaring, &#8216;It is the indispensable Duty of all Men to adore the superintending Providence of Almighty God; to acknowledge with Gratitude their Obligation to him for Benefits received … . It having pleased him in his abundant Mercy … to smile upon us in the Prosecution of a just and necessary War, for the Defense and Establishment of our unalienable Rights and Liberties; particularly … to crown our Arms with most signal success … .&#8217;&#8221;</strong><br />
<strong>I also want to direct your attention to George Washington&#8217;s Thanksgiving Proclamation made in 1789, which you can read in full <a href="http://www.cicentre.com/Documents/DOC_Geo_Washington_Proclamation.htm" target="_blank">here</a>. I want you to pay particular attention to the last part of this particular passage: &#8221; Whereas both Houses of Congress have, by their joint committee, requested me &#8216;to recommend to the people of the United States a day of public thanksgiving and prayer, to be observed by acknowledging with grateful hearts the many and signal favors of Almighty God, especially by affording them an opportunity peaceably to establish a form of government for their safety and happiness:&#8217;&#8221;</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Now, I want you readers to remember what the Pilgrims risked EVERYTHING for, and why the Revolutionary War was fought. I want you to take some time to reflect on the sacrifices these men and women made. In this modern-day life of cell phones, lattes, laptop computers and HDTVs it&#8217;s tough to even wrap your mind around, isn&#8217;t it? But I dare say, there are few things more important&#8230;. Some of the things our Founding Fathers were trying to escape sound awfully familiar don&#8217;t they? No freedom of speech? No freedom of religion? The right to keep and bear arms? Taxation without representation? An oppressive, tyrannical government? Few personal property rights and fewer personal liberties?</strong><br />
<strong>Did the colonists come here because they heard America was giving away health care? Cash4Clunkers? Money for houses? To elect a massive, elitist, centralized nanny state federal government and allow them to operate with impunity in complete disregard for it&#8217;s constituency? 99 weeks of unemployment benefits? Food stamps? Cash welfare payments? I think not. They came here because they believed so passionately in a human beings right to be FREE from the encumberance of tyrannical, oppressive government they were willing to risk absolutely everything for the chance to live free. Did you read the passage above? &#8220;The Defense and Establishment of our unalienable Rights and Liberties&#8221;- I think there are few statements more powerful than that. If I were a better writer, I could likely prattle on in flowery prose, expanding on that statement and extrapolating it to withdraw more emotion. Sadly, I have not those skills and I will just allow the words to speak for themselves. They do a damned fine job without me.</strong><br />
<strong>Folks, America as we know her, as she has existed since 1776, is dying. She has been sick for a good while now, as Her citizens and leaders have moved further away from Her principles. There can be much debate as to where exactly the tide began to turn in her 233 year history. But the fact that we as a country are inching ever closer to EXACTLY what it is our forefathers sought to escape CANNOT be denied. We cannot continue to ignore what is happening to our great Country. In much the same way as we likely cannot pinpoint a single moment when the sickness began, we likely cannot predict an exact moment when She breathes her last breath. But be CERTAIN of this- that moment is inching ever closer. Every time an individual&#8217;s liberty is surrendered to the government, every time something is taken from an individual by the government and redistributed to another, each and every single time the leaders act in blatant disregard for the Constitution and the noble principles of out Founding Fathers She gets a little sicker. Is it too late? I honestly do not know.</strong><br />
<strong>I <em>DO</em> know this- it took a long time to get where we are today. It is NOT the result of a single, monumental action. It is the end result of many thousands of small actions, kind of a &#8220;death by 1000 papercuts&#8221;&#8230;. Inasmuch as it was not a single event that brought us to this point, I firmly believe it does NOT have to be a single event that will reverse the course. I am just a single blogger with the freedom (for as long as it is still allowed) to write and share my thoughts with anyone who chooses to read them (for as long as THAT is still free). I also know this- there ARE good people in this country, who believe it&#8217;s worth fighting for. And each one of us who believes and is willing to fight is a single voice to unite in a chorus, to begin to turn the tide, to heal the sickness and restore our great America to where She belongs.</strong></p>
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Automated Customer Service

Well, like I tweeted earlier today, I have had it right up to my fucking eyeballs with automated phone systems when you call customer service. After spending 10 minutes punching through automated menu systems to do such things as &#8220;better assist me&#8221; and &#8220;streamline the call process&#8221; and countless other ridiculous catch phrases [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Well, like I tweeted earlier today, I have had it right up to my fucking eyeballs with automated phone systems when you call customer service. After spending 10 minutes punching through automated menu systems to do such things as &#8220;better assist me&#8221; and &#8220;streamline the call process&#8221; and countless other ridiculous catch phrases thought up in boardrooms and planning committees full of retarded fucking morons who don&#8217;t have anything better to do than come up with ways to complicated unnecessarily even the simplest of procedures, I just fucking LOVE IT when someone with a pulse actually answers the call (thanking me, of course, for my patience), only to ask me the same fucking shit I just typed (or spoke if you happen to be one of the last three people on the PLANET with a rotary phone)! How the fuck is this helpful? Why the fuck can&#8217;t they just have someone to answer the god damned phone????</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Case in point- my internet connection was fucked up ALL DAY yesterday. Pages were taking forever to load, the connection was dropping and failing miserable the tests at both speedtest.net and pingtest.net. So I got off to work and figure it should be sorted by the time I get home. 7 hours later, and same old shit. I try resetting the router and cable modem- no luck. I try removing the splitter and plugging the AC cord directly into the wall outlet- no luck. I try eliminating the router all together and going directly from the cable outlet to the modem to the computer via USB- no luck. So at this point we&#8217;ve managed to narrow it down to SOMETHING that is the cable company&#8217;s problem, either the modem or the signal on the line. So I throw down 4 BIG shots of Jack Daniels and get ready to call in&#8230;. Keep in mind, it&#8217;s 1:00 AM. After spending 10 minutes &#8220;describing&#8221; my problem to the automated system, being told about the &#8220;unexpectedly high call volume&#8221;, told repeatedly how much my &#8220;business is appreciated&#8221;, being told for faster service I should visit cablecompany.com (oh, yeah, why didn&#8217;t I think of that? What better way to get resolution to an internet connection problem than to VISIT A FUCKING WEBSITE???), entering various security information like my phone number, alternate phone number, house number, ZIP code, social security number, wedding anniversary, city of birth, mother&#8217;s maiden name, the name of the third school I attended, high school mascot, name of my first pet, my middle child&#8217;s blood type and clotting factor, and my brithday; I FINALLY get through to some VERY pleasant woman named Michelle. I don&#8217;t think Michelle likes her job very much&#8230;. But she DID speak English, so at least there was that. After &#8220;describing the problem&#8221; AGAIN, Michelle then decided to run some remote tests on the modem. It turns out she WAS able to verify that it wasn&#8217;t working. Well no fucking shit- if it worked I wouldn&#8217;t be calling!!! So now I&#8217;ve got nearly 20 minutes of my life I WILL NEVER GET BACK invested into a phone call that so far has done nothing but verify I problem I already knew I had. Michelle has now informed me that my modem isn&#8217;t connected to the internet. But wait, I say, it is working it&#8217;s just working VERY slow. No, she says, it&#8217;s not working at all. How does she know this?, I ask. Because her computer said so. But wait, I say. My computer says it IS working because I just logged in to The Daily Retard to approve a comment, but it took 8 fucking minutes to get there. Now, it seems, we have a discrepancy as to what the &#8220;problem&#8221; is, the last 25 minutes have apparently been a complete fucking waste, since now we can&#8217;t seem to agree on the &#8220;nature of the problem&#8221;. What next, I ask&#8230;. She says they will need to schedule a service appointment. OK fine, I say, just get my fucking internet fixed because there is a lot of retarded shit going on that I need to be bitching about. Fine, she says&#8230; But before she can do that, she just has to &#8220;verify a few security items&#8221;, to make sure she is talking to the right person. WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!!! What the hell did I do all that shit for already? And how the fuck were you able to test MY modem, if you weren&#8217;t sure it was fucking ME you were talking to???? So back we go through the whole fucking list, only to determine that the earliest a tech can visit is Tuesday between 8AM and 1PM (thanks ALOT for narrowing THAT down to half the fucking day). So I set it up, thinking I can rant and rage from Caribou in the morning (by now it&#8217;s nearly 2AM). She says if the internet is working in the morning, the &#8220;system&#8221; will detect it and should auto-cancel the service call. Fair enough- I get up this morning and it IS working just fine. But I get thinking, I better just check on the &#8220;system&#8221; to make sure there won&#8217;t be some cable guy at the house at 8AM wanting to fix a problem that no longer exists, and send me a bill for it&#8230;. .So I call in AGAIN, go through the automation bullshit &#8220;to allow me a better customer service experience&#8221; and believe it or not, the appointment was still in the system&#8230;. Well, after only an additional 25 minutes of my life I will NEVER get back, we were able to get the appointment canceled. I will keep you posted tomorrow as to whether or not the cable guy pays me a visit&#8230;</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Well, after the clusterfuck with the cable company I was gonna let the political stupidity go for today, but this worthless bitch senator Mary Landrieu from Louisiana is NOT getting a pass on what is, simply put, outright theft from the American people, and a bald-faced BRIBE from douchebag of the week Harry Reid. As if the fact that Harry &#8220;Asshat&#8221; Reid BOUGHT (and by bought I mean BRIBED) her cloture vote with $100,000,000.00 neatly tucked into the abortion of a health care bill the senate Commies managed to puke up in their little committee meetings, this worthless sack of thieving SHIT comes out to correct the terms of the deal, er&#8230; BRIBE. &#8220;Oh, no, it wasn&#8217;t $100,000,000 of hard-earned US taxpayer dollars &#8220;redistributed&#8221; from the federal government to the state of Louisiana, it&#8217;s $300,000,000.00! Get it right, guys!&#8221;</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Somebody please tell me what the fucking fuck this is?? Do yourself a favor and WATCH the video- and listen to the LameStream media FUCKHEADS actually try to justify this bullshit. A THREE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLAR CARROT?? Are you fucking KIDDING ME??? This is so fucked up on so many levels I can&#8217;t even really figure out where to start. I do know this much- these scumbags CANNOT be allowed to continue to operate like this. OR&#8230;. maybe I have o-dumbo and his merry bunch of cummie fuckheads figured all wrong- maybe THIS is the transparency he promised. No more back-room hidden deals, just throw all the shit right out in the open for everyone to see&#8230;..</strong></p>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK, so the main point of this post is to share the picture of Obama The Retard (apologies for actually using the pResident&#8217;s &#8220;real&#8221; name), but that doesn&#8217;t make for a very interesting post and there isn&#8217;t much original to it since I found it over at Dr. Dave&#8217;s New Blog, courtesy of of iOwnTheWorld.com. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>OK, so the main point of this post is to share the picture of Obama The Retard (apologies for actually using the pResident&#8217;s &#8220;real&#8221; name), but that doesn&#8217;t make for a very interesting post and there isn&#8217;t much original to it since I found it over at <a href="http://feedyouradhd.com/obama-loses-head-names-ksm-terrorism-czar/" target="_blank">Dr. Dave&#8217;s New Blog</a>, courtesy of of <a href="http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=10626" target="_blank">iOwnTheWorld.com</a>. I hope you guys like it&#8230;.</strong></p>
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<h2>Normal Thoughts from The Retard</h2>
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<p><strong>So like the title says, I can be &#8220;normal&#8221;, if I want to&#8230;. It&#8217;s just that I so often don&#8217;t want to be normal. I LIKE to scream and holler and rant and rave. It&#8217;s what I do. BUT, occasionally I try to make my viewpoints a little more accessible to the &#8220;mainstream&#8221;, so I will share this bit if rambling I posted at a webmaster board I visit now and then. I am certain the words fell largely on deaf ears over there, as for some reason I can completely not understand, webmasters tend to be a liberal bunch. I suppose I should somewhat qualify that &#8220;webmaster&#8221; term for some of you- what I mean is people who use the InterWebs as a means to make money. Which is what I do. I have never made a secret of that fact. I also have never made a secret of the fact that I don&#8217;t care if THIS site makes any money or not (and trust me, it doesn&#8217;t). This site exists as my little whipping post, nothing more and nothing less. But my point is, I cannot understand how people who NEED the freedom the internet provides for their existence can be as supportive of the O-bummer as they are&#8230;. Just another in the LONG line of things I can&#8217;t understand. Anyway, on to the &#8220;normal&#8221; thoughts. Again, please enjoy!</strong></p>
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<p><strong>I should keep my mouth shut, but I just can&#8217;t&#8230;. Nothing I say will change anyone&#8217;s mind and I should save these keystrokes for something that will make me so money, but what the hell&#8230;.</p>
<p>Communism/Socialism/Marxism- whatever you want to call it, it equates to big goverment and the diminishment of the rights of the individual in deference to the &#8220;collective&#8221;. And it has failed every time it has been tried. ANY type of thinking along those lines, when mandated by a large federal government, is the single greatest detriment to the human spirit and free market economics that exists.</p>
<p>I am not a republican OR a democrat, I am an independent conservative with libertarian tendencies who believes in Reagen-era economics and a federal government that exists for and operates under the Constitution. Period.</p>
<p>For the record, Bush&#8217;s economic policies were a fucking disaster. And O-bummer has done NOTHING to correct anything but has chosen to exacerbate the situation at every single opportunity he has been given.</p>
<p>You are all free to have any thoughts you want on &#8220;big evil corporations&#8221; and the like. But a bloated over-reaching and un-Constitition-ally operating federal government is a FAR greater threat than any corporation operating under a free market. IF the market is not free, then the blame lies NOT with the corporation but rather with whatever entity has slanted the playing field.</p>
<p>The federal government exists SOLELY to protect the borders, sovereignty and integrity of the NATION, with anything not directly falling under that directive being left up to the STATES. It does not exist to mandate health care, social welfare, seat belt laws, abortion policy, education, cash4clunkers, banking/lending policy, home ownership, smoking/drinking laws, or any of the other thousands of area in which the nanny state seems to think it needs to stick it&#8217;s nose.</p>
<p>Each and every time we as a people surrender a small amount of out rights and liberties it becomes easier for them to take the next bite. Somewhere along the way, the bill of rights has been bastardized into some sort of guarantee that everyone is entitled to an equality of condition rather than an equality of opportunity. The longer this misconception is perpetuated, the more harm will be done.</p>
<p>People do not have the right to health care. Or a car. Or a house. Or a job. Or a check from the government. You have the right to make the absolute best you can with the opportunities you have been presented. For everyone who wins, there will be losers. And the losers don&#8217;t have the right to a trophy OR a do-over. Or the right to take anything from the winner.</p>
<p>There is no possible way to achieve the equality the &#8220;progressives&#8221; or &#8220;liberals&#8221; or whatever you want to call them seek to attain by &#8220;raising&#8221; anyone up to the level of others. The only possible way is to &#8220;lower&#8221; the upper class to level of the rest. To take from the &#8220;haves&#8221; and &#8220;redistribute&#8221; to the &#8220;have-nots&#8221;. This, my friends, is a recipe for a complete and total disaster&#8230;..</strong></p>
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		<description><![CDATA[So they are FINALLY starting to see the light about Timmy &#8220;Turbo-Tax&#8221; Geithner! He is a complete fucking idiot, I seriously doubt he can even balance his own fucking checkbook- we OBVIOUSLY know he can&#8217;t figure out his own taxes- and this is the retarded fucking idiot moron O-Pology put in charge of the Treasury?? [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>So they are FINALLY starting to see the light about Timmy &#8220;Turbo-Tax&#8221; Geithner! He is a complete fucking idiot, I seriously doubt he can even balance his own fucking checkbook- we OBVIOUSLY know he can&#8217;t figure out his own taxes- and this is the retarded fucking idiot moron O-Pology put in charge of the Treasury?? Oh well, good news, they are starting to realize he doesn&#8217;t have a fucking CLUE what he is doing (weird how QUADRUPLING the deficit and double-digit unemployment will do that&#8230;.) and <a href="http://blogs.wsj.com/economics/2009/11/19/qa-oregon-democrat-defazio-calls-for-geithners-resignation/" target="_blank">even Commu-crats are calling for his expulsion</a>. I like the word expulsion- kinda reminds me of flushing a toilet. Sending the SHIT down into the sewer where it belongs&#8230;.</strong></p>
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<h3>Tim Geithner EPIC FAIL Resign NOW!!</h3>
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<p><strong>Typical liberal fucking douchebag that he is, Turbo Tax Timmy blames it on Bush. Because after all, Bush IS the one who engineered the EPIC FUCKING FAILURE that is the O-Bailout, achieved double-digit unemployment and yes I will repeat this again for effect- QUADRUPLED THE BUDGET DEFICIT! This shit just gets more and more laughable every day&#8230;.</strong></p>
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<h3>The O-Pology Tour</h3>
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<p><strong>Obama-Lama-Ding-Dong has made it back from his latest whirlwind Asian apology and ass-kissing tour. Gotta give props to <a href="http://feedyouradhd.com/obama-must-think-hes-a-slave/" target="_blank">Dr. Dave</a> and <a href="http://sweasel.com/archives/4872" target="_blank">S. Weasel</a> for the picture, but when I saw it I had such an inspirational comment at Dave&#8217;s that I just HAD to share it here with y&#8217;all&#8230; What I wanna know is, can we figure out a way to get O-Pology to bend so far over in his bowing that he can just crawl up his own ass and pull the hole in behind him???</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Oh thank God Almighty! I just heard on NBC (National Bunch of Commies) that the disgusting pig bitch oprah is ending her show! See, who says prayers aren&#8217;t answered???</strong></p>
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<h3>Harry Asswipe Ried&#8217;s Health Care Obamination</h3>
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<p><strong>Well it seems the Senate Commu-Nazi&#8217;s have unleashed their 2000+ page abortion of a health care reform bill upon us, and yet again are not even wanting to give people time to read the God-awful piece of shit legislation before wanting a vote on it&#8230;. What a bunch of slimebag asswipe scumsucking bastards. What the fuck is it going to take for these liberal progressive Constitution-hating treasonous motherfuckers to realize the AMERICAN PEOPLE DO NOT WANT THIS SHIT?!?!?? Read more <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/11/18/AR2009111802014.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>. Sorry about the link to the Washington Pisst, but I got sick of looking for a decent site with a story to link to. Time IS money here at the Daily Retard&#8230;.</strong><br />
<strong>And speaking of money&#8230;. While you readers may <em>think</em> the Retard lives some sort of carefree, high-flying playboy lifestyle full of booze and babes, sadly the opposite is true. Well, there IS a lot of booze, but the babes are 4, 4 and 7 and they are expensive as hell. I am NOT a rich man. I am an unemployed construction worker with a wife who has a decent job, a small online empire and a part-time bartending job. But I will offer this: Given that the DC beltway is riddled with bribery, underhanded dealing and &#8220;campaign contributions&#8221; I propose to put my money where my mouth (read:fingers) is/are. I will personally donate $100 to the campaign fund of not only any Commu-crat senator who votes against this piece of SHIT legislation, but ALSO to the Commu-crat OPPONENT of any turncoat RINO scumbag asswipe who votes FOR it. Anybody else out there with me? I don&#8217;t give a rat&#8217;s bloody ASS what it takes to get this shit stopped, and anyone with a fucking brain should be standing behind me&#8230;.</strong></p>
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