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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" media="screen" href="/~d/styles/atom10full.xsl"?><?xml-stylesheet type="text/css" media="screen" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~d/styles/itemcontent.css"?><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearch/1.1/" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0" xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0" gd:etag="W/&quot;D08CRn06eyp7ImA9WhRaFEw.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268325138194185633</id><updated>2012-02-16T10:11:07.313-08:00</updated><category term="shame" /><category term="expectations" /><category term="guilt" /><category term="cynic" /><category term="anger" /><category term="unfair" /><category term="sarcasm" /><category term="embarassment" /><category term="relationship" /><category term="assumptions" /><category term="jealous" /><category term="greed" /><title>The Complete Cynic’s Guide to Sex</title><subtitle type="html" /><link rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://sex.thecompletecynic.com/feeds/posts/default" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://sex.thecompletecynic.com/" /><author><name>Jonathan L. Huie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12400161716445466746</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="28" height="32" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_P3HTX7v5GFw/SXODx7MLMhI/AAAAAAAAAtM/aKjDfV2sfpU/S220/jonathan-face-twinkle.jpg" /></author><generator version="7.00" uri="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>3</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/TheCompleteCynicsGuideToSex" /><feedburner:info uri="thecompletecynicsguidetosex" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/" /><feedburner:emailServiceId>TheCompleteCynicsGuideToSex</feedburner:emailServiceId><feedburner:feedburnerHostname>http://feedburner.google.com</feedburner:feedburnerHostname><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CE4HRHw5eyp7ImA9WhRSGU4.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268325138194185633.post-4197845101901935554</id><published>2011-09-22T10:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-11-21T19:35:35.223-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-11-21T19:35:35.223-08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="unfair" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="guilt" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="greed" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="assumptions" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="embarassment" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="cynic" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="sarcasm" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="expectations" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="jealous" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="shame" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="relationship" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="anger" /><title>The "Spousal We" and 6 Other Ways to Leave Your Lover</title><content type="html">&lt;p align="center"&gt;The "Spousal We" and 6 Other Ways to Leave Your Lover&lt;br /&gt;- Jonathan Lockwood Huie&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://sailings.sail7.com/anger-fault.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 150px; height: 200px;" src="http://sailings.sail7.com/anger-fault.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You really want to end your relationship, but you don't have the courage to say so directly. What to do? Here is a tongue-in-cheek list of ways to force your partner to make the break first. &lt;/p&gt;Read the &lt;a href="http://www.sail7.com/spousal-we/"&gt;Spousal We&lt;/a&gt; article at &lt;a href="http://www.sail7.com/spousal-we/"&gt;http://www.sail7.com/spousal-we/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;hr /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Read &lt;a href="http://www.dancelightly.com/article-012.htm"&gt;How To Be Happy - 7 Secrets for a Happy Life&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dancelightly.com/signup.htm"&gt;Sign-Up&lt;/a&gt; to receive &lt;strong&gt;Daily Inspiration&lt;/strong&gt; email.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;hr /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Visit &lt;a href="http://sex.thecompletecynic.com"&gt;The Complete Cynic's Guide to Sex&lt;/a&gt; for more views on the challenges sex creates in our personal and community life.&lt;br /&gt;Brighten your mornings with my &lt;a href="http://blog.dreamthisday.com"&gt;Daily Inspiration - Daily Quote blog&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;em&gt;Today, I dance lightly with life&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;- Jonathan Lockwood Huie&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2268325138194185633-4197845101901935554?l=sex.thecompletecynic.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheCompleteCynicsGuideToSex/~4/vB4cDz6mu2E" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://sex.thecompletecynic.com/feeds/4197845101901935554/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://sex.thecompletecynic.com/2009/01/we-and-6-other-ways-to-leave-your-lover.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2268325138194185633/posts/default/4197845101901935554?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2268325138194185633/posts/default/4197845101901935554?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCompleteCynicsGuideToSex/~3/vB4cDz6mu2E/we-and-6-other-ways-to-leave-your-lover.html" title="The &amp;quot;Spousal We&amp;quot; and 6 Other Ways to Leave Your Lover" /><author><name>Jonathan L. Huie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12400161716445466746</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="28" height="32" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_P3HTX7v5GFw/SXODx7MLMhI/AAAAAAAAAtM/aKjDfV2sfpU/S220/jonathan-face-twinkle.jpg" /></author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://sex.thecompletecynic.com/2009/01/we-and-6-other-ways-to-leave-your-lover.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DEQASXw5fip7ImA9WxBTF0g.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268325138194185633.post-5673095616182977090</id><published>2009-12-13T18:05:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-13T18:05:48.226-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2009-12-13T18:05:48.226-08:00</app:edited><title>Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable. - Lord Chesterfield</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;hr /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Visit &lt;a href="http://sex.thecompletecynic.com"&gt;The Complete Cynic's Guide to Sex&lt;/a&gt; for more views on the challenges sex creates in our personal and community life.&lt;br /&gt;Brighten your mornings with my &lt;a href="http://blog.dreamthisday.com"&gt;Daily Inspiration - Daily Quote blog&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;em&gt;Today, I dance lightly with life&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;- Jonathan Lockwood Huie&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2268325138194185633-5673095616182977090?l=sex.thecompletecynic.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheCompleteCynicsGuideToSex/~4/d6vl2BFzdwg" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://sex.thecompletecynic.com/feeds/5673095616182977090/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://sex.thecompletecynic.com/2009/12/sex-pleasure-is-momentary-position.html#comment-form" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2268325138194185633/posts/default/5673095616182977090?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2268325138194185633/posts/default/5673095616182977090?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCompleteCynicsGuideToSex/~3/d6vl2BFzdwg/sex-pleasure-is-momentary-position.html" title="Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable. - Lord Chesterfield" /><author><name>Jonathan L. Huie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12400161716445466746</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="28" height="32" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_P3HTX7v5GFw/SXODx7MLMhI/AAAAAAAAAtM/aKjDfV2sfpU/S220/jonathan-face-twinkle.jpg" /></author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://sex.thecompletecynic.com/2009/12/sex-pleasure-is-momentary-position.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;D0cHRnYzcCp7ImA9WxBTF0g.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268325138194185633.post-733488771933875270</id><published>2009-12-13T17:43:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-13T17:43:57.888-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2009-12-13T17:43:57.888-08:00</app:edited><title>Sex without love is merely healthy exercise. - Robert A. Heinlein</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;hr /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Visit &lt;a href="http://sex.thecompletecynic.com"&gt;The Complete Cynic's Guide to Sex&lt;/a&gt; for more views on the challenges sex creates in our personal and community life.&lt;br /&gt;Brighten your mornings with my &lt;a href="http://blog.dreamthisday.com"&gt;Daily Inspiration - Daily Quote blog&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;em&gt;Today, I dance lightly with life&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;- Jonathan Lockwood Huie&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2268325138194185633-733488771933875270?l=sex.thecompletecynic.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheCompleteCynicsGuideToSex/~4/h0wYV_I0bfQ" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://sex.thecompletecynic.com/feeds/733488771933875270/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://sex.thecompletecynic.com/2009/12/sex-without-love-is-merely-healthy.html#comment-form" title="1 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2268325138194185633/posts/default/733488771933875270?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2268325138194185633/posts/default/733488771933875270?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCompleteCynicsGuideToSex/~3/h0wYV_I0bfQ/sex-without-love-is-merely-healthy.html" title="Sex without love is merely healthy exercise. - Robert A. 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