The Coffeesh0p: Latest News

Freebies, Competitions, Giveaways!

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 13:12:37 GMT

We've been having a big clear out here at Coffeesh0p HQ and have found lots of bits and bobs to give away. There's stock that never got on the site because it was discontinued between us ordering it and listing it on there; things they sent us that were slightly wrong (different colours/shapes to existing products); stuff where the packaging is a bit crumpled and just good old samples and freebies. Keep an eye out here and on Twitter over the next few weeks to find out how to get your hands on some free stuff! I haven't decided how I'll give them away yet - you may automatically qualify (spend X amount or buy so and so) or I might come up with something a bit more 'competition-y'. For now, I have 3 funny booklets about 'weed etiquette' to go to the next three people who purchase cannabis seeds. Once they're gone I'll dig out something else so if that doesn't appeal to you, don't despair! Jo x

Delivery To Alternative Addresses

Tue, 15 Mar 2011 15:42:28 GMT

It's been forever in the works, but it's now finally possible to order stuff to an alternative delivery address automatically through the site. I've made a few other tweaks to the checkout too - mainly tweaking stuff behind the scenes, but I also got rid of the required phone number field, so from now on, all you need to enter is an email address!

I'll be tweaking plenty more of the gears, levers, valves and springs responsible for generating the site in the next few months, which should be beneficial for all of us. Unfortunately, I'm a rubbish coder, so there's bound to be a few mistakes along the way, but if something's broken, I'm probably already trying to fix it!

In other news, we now have a Twitter account. For now, we'll post the occasional update about the goings-on round the office, and we'll eventually offer discounts and freebies on there too. Have a twitter account? Please consider following us! (Don't worry, we won't be filling your timeline with link after link, I can't stand that either.)

Right, back to the coding equivalent of a grindstone, whatever that may be... Cheers!

Awesome New Incense and Even More Savings

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 15:02:17 GMT

Firstly, I'm proud to introduce our new, premium quality incense, Squidgy Black - produced in conjunction with the well known K2 Incense brand, currently taking the USA by storm, this really is a top quality product we're sure you'll enjoy. For at least this week, we'll be giving away free 1g samples with all orders over £50. If you head over to our Smoking Mixtures section, you can't miss it! We've also made some more permanent price reductions (like we have in the past here, here, here and here) to a few of our entheogens:

Malaysian Kratom has been reduced by £2 to £9.95
Wild Lettuce has been reduced by £1.50 to £5.45
Inebriating Mint has been reduced by £2 to £7.95
Wormwood has been reduced by £2 to £3.95

Also, our Kanna is now back in stock after what seems like forever! In the next few days, we'll be moving the kanna to its own category, and adding a 5x kanna extract along side it!

More Free Meen Green!

Fri, 01 Oct 2010 13:15:06 GMT

When we launched our latest incense blend Meen Green about 3 months ago, we had no idea it would be so popular! We launched the product by giving away a free sample with all orders over £30 and very quickly started to receive some phenomenal feedback. Well, since we're now selling more Meen Green than ever, we've decided to bring back that offer for a couple of weeks as a way of thanking you all! So, until Friday 15th ~~September~~ OCTOBER, all orders over £30 will get a free sample! Also, during this period, I'll be putting 10g into four regular 5g bags and mixing those in with the rest, so if you place an order including 5g of Meen Green, there's a chance you'll get double! Thanks again, everyone.

Terrible News!

Tue, 24 Aug 2010 10:25:55 GMT

I'm so, so sorry, everyone. Something awful has happened, and I just hope you can forgive us. It seems our local supermarket has stopped selling those boiled fruity sweets we include with every order, so we've been forced to buy mints instead. Mints! Arrrgh! Once again, we apologise wholeheartedly for this confectionery related travesty, and hope you like mints more than we do!

Big News and New Smoking Mixture!

Tue, 06 Jul 2010 12:50:52 GMT

Firstly, our apologies for the entire month of June! As some of our regulars will know, we got married on May 29th this year, so our customer service and super fast shipping have suffered a bit this past month. We also went to the Dominican Republic on honeymoon for two weeks (which was fantastic, by the way!) - Although we put a message above the checkout and contact form letting everyone know what had happened, you guys still continued to order anyway. Not only did you continue to order and not complain that nothing was posted, but we received some lovely messages and congratulations - for that, we owe you guys a massive thank you! We've also updated our About Us page to reflect these recent events (as well as some of our company details and media appearances), and I've put up a few wedding pix on my blog, if you're interested. Now for the big news - it's been six whole months since our phenomenally popular Mellow Yellow incense was banned, but we've finally managed to bring out something new and super effective: Meen Green! For the next few days, we'll be giving out some free samples with all orders over £30! The freebies will run out soon though, so get your order in quick! Thanks everyone! :-D

Loads More Stuff and Loads More Savings

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:39:44 GMT

Once again we've expanded our Entheogens range to include the following:

If that wasn't awesome enough, we've also saved you some money on the following:

We've halved the weight of the Passionflower, but we've more than halved the price to make up for it. It's now £2.95 for 25g instead of £7.95 for 50g, so if you wanted 50g, that now comes to only £5.90!
We've not only reduced the price of our Kratom 15x Extract by £1, but we've also increased the weight by 50% from 2g to 3g.
Our Wild Dagga 10x Extract had gone up by £4, but the weight has increased from 1g to a whopping 5g!
The Marihuanilla has been reduced from £5.45 to £3.95!
Our San Pedro has gone up to 20g from 12.5g!

As usual, our search continues for a wider variety of cheap entheogens...

Yet More Price Reductions

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 15:04:34 GMT

We're pleased to announce some more massive savings:

Powdered Kratom 20x Extract is now our most cost effective kratom extract. Not only have we reduced the price by £5, but we've also tripled the weight!
Wild Dagga Flowers have been reduced by £5 and we've upped the weight by an extra 5g.
Peruvian Torch Cactus has been reduced by £2.

As usual, we've got our eye some more stuff to reduce in the future!

Monster Sale On Smoking Mixtures

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:33:00 GMT

The following products will only be available for one more day, so we've reduced the prices an astonishing amount:

Once they're gone, they're gone, so grab them while you can!

More Price Reductions!

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:51:29 GMT

As promised, we've continued to cut prices across our entheogen range:

Salvia divinorum leaf not only been reduced by a massive £5, but we've added an extra 66% for free, meaning you now get a whopping 25g for only £6.95!
Morning Glory seeds have been reduced by 50p
Powdered Banisteriopsis caapi has also been reduced by 50p

I know you won't save much on the last two, but if we put the prices any lower, we'd be practically giving them away! We've already got our sights on the next few things to be reduced, so stay tuned for more updates!

Mellow Yellow Incense

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 15:41:55 GMT

We've just brought out our own range of incense called Mellow Yellow. It's strong, cheap, effective and only available here! You'll be pleased to know we'll be giving away some 1g samples to a few lucky people who place orders over £30 while stocks last. Don't delay - order today!

Massive and Permanent Price Reductions!

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:09:24 GMT

Entheogen fans, rejoice! We've just made the following price cuts and weight increases:

Kanna now comes in 5g bags and is 50p cheaper than the old price for a single gram
Mexican dream herb has also been reduced by 50p, but we've put the weight up to 10g instead of 5g
Wild lettuce has been reduced by £1
We've added some powdered Malaysian Kratom at £11.95 for a massive 25g as an alternative to our regular crushed kratom leaf (£9.45 for 5g), which will see a similar saving shortly
Egyptian Blue lotus flowers have gone from 12.5g to 25g with a price reduction of £2
Chacruna (Psychotria viridis) leaf has been reduced by £3
Eastern European Fly Agaric (Amanita muscaria) has been reduced by £4

Over the next few months, we'll be looking to offer similar savings across our entire Entheogen range. Next on the list is Salvia divinorum leaf!

Salvia Joints

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 12:34:24 GMT

The old Salvia Divinorum 3.5x Extract Prerolled Joints are now gone, having been replaced by joints rolled with 6x Extract! This is a much stronger product, which costs us more to buy in, so we've had to put the price up by 50p. Totally worth it though!

Tonnes of New Products

Sun, 21 Jun 2009 14:14:21 GMT

Recenly, we've added loads of new products to the site, padding out the Smoking Mixtures, Entheogens, Pipes & Grinders categories nicely. Since we've still got plenty more products to add, and rather than write a news item about each, we've added a page just for the Latest Products. As soon as we add a product to the site, that page is automatically updated with the new product at the top. If you can't wait long enough to load that page to find out what new stuff we've got, you can get all the new products delivered directly to your Email or RSS reader!

Different Delivery Addresses

Thu, 28 May 2009 16:30:24 GMT

You should now be able to place an order using a separate delivery address, if you don't live at your billing address. Particularly helpful if you're a student!

No More Spice

Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:59:12 GMT

Unfortunately, the Spice smoking mixture range is no longer available. Once the remaining stock is gone, it's gone forever. On the up side though, we've still got Sence, Smoke &#38; Aroma on the site and we'll also be introducing a few more extremely potent blends in the next few weeks.

8 Reasons Salvia Divinorum Should Be Banned!

Fri, 12 Sep 2008 18:00:21 GMT

1. No one earns serious money with it Alcohol, tobacco, fast food, soft drinks, etc. are the real thing. That's where the big money lies. There is a cheap alternative you can grow anywhere? Ban it, we (the industry) don't want that! 2. It makes you think... about reality, society, life, religion, politics, etc. You can't go on a spiritual journey to Sageland and come back the same. We (the governmental, capitalistic and religious puppeteers) don't want you to change. We invested a damn amount of time, effort and money to condition you just like we want you to behave. In the end you might even start thinking money is not that important. Ban it, we don't want that! 3. It makes you want to act... as a result of 2 in order to change things for the better. If we learned one thing from the 60s psychedelic revolution... these things must be nipped in the bud. Keep to yourselves and fear your neighbour, that's how we keep you under control. 4. Privatized prisons require a steady flow of "customers" A new line of business creates a new type of demand. We can't maintain that fancy internment camps and still make profits without a good number of inmates. Of course we prefer inmates of peaceful nature, not the real bad guys that always cause trouble. Come to Florida, grab some Sage, get convicted and call a tent your home for the next 15 years 5. Salvia is the new Crack That's the truth and nothing but the truth, because we say so... not once, but 1000 times. You have to fear it, because it will eat your soul and you need to fear all people that handle it, because they are terrorists and want to kill you and your family. But not all is lost yet. Elect us and we will ban it and make this nation/state safe again. Do it for your children or Sage will turn them into devil worshippers, Sage whores and brutal killers. Do it now! Even if we can't get anything else right, at least we will ban Sage. That's how we show (pretend) you that we do care. 6. If it's not prohibited, the government signals it's harmless It could be mistaken to be as harmless as guns, alcohol, cigarettes, knives, fast food or... God forbid... hair spray. Everything should be banned that is not proven to be absolutely harmless even in the hands of the worst madman or the clumsiest fool on this planet. 7. It might be benevolent for people's health Pharma corporations have an exclusive licence on helping people... for a modest and absolutely appropriate price of course. You're looking for alternatives? Traitor! You can't take responsibility for you own health, because it will kill you and... well, it ruins our profits. In the end someone will even come up with a cure for cancer, our greatest business field ever. Never! 8. We (the dumb people) don't understand it But it says 'drug', 'hallucinogenic', 'psychedelic', 'LSD' and so on, so it must be bad and therefore banned. Good we are being told, else we would have to think ourselves instead of parking our fat butts on the couch watching whatever the TV spits out. Please feel free to add to the list. :) [This was originally posted by gigaschatten (and used with their permission) on the E-Dot Forums]

Pipes, Bongs, Lighters and Much More!

Sat, 26 Jul 2008 11:17:16 GMT

Hi everyone! We're leaving for Global Gathering music festival in the next few minutes, but I thought I'd take the time to give you a bit of a product update. We've changed the old Pipes & Bongs category round a bit. Pipes and Bongs now have their own separate category, and we've also expanded our Accessories section, with loads more lighters and papers and some totally new stash stuff and snuff stuff. And that's not all! We've got loads more products on the way in the next few weeks! Stay tuned.

We're Moving

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 10:27:29 GMT

As of today, we're changing our address to somewhere bigger and better, so any orders placed from this afternoon (30th) will not be shipped out until Wednesday afternoon (2nd). Sorry for the inconvenience!

Sign Up and Tell Your Mates

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 17:03:37 GMT

Introducing the two latest Coffeesh0p "featurettes" - 1) Mailing list and 2) Tell your friends! Mailing List - Sign yourself up with a simple click to receive our sporadic email updates. These will include new product info, offers, new site features, competitions, news roundups, popular forum topics etc. Any giveaways or promotional offers will be emailed to you before we post about it on the site, and we might make the odd offer only available to people on the list, so sign up today! We promise we won't sell your email address. (More Info) Tell A Friend - If you've come across something interesting on our site, you can now email your mates about it by popping their email address into the Tell A Friend box. We promise not to sell your friends' email addresses either! (More Info)