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<title>The Clifford and Norm Show - Comedy Satire Humor Self-Help Talk Radio</title>
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<description>Comedy, satire, humor, jokes, funny, woo hoo! Great advice on life, love, dating, careers.  What a talk show! Listen now, people!&gt;</description>
<itunes:summary>The funniest talk radio show on the web - comedy, satire and self-help.  Laugh at life, work, politics, dating, marriage with Clifford and Norm.  Celebrating the Loser lifestyle since 2008!</itunes:summary>
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<itunes:subtitle>Smart Comedy Satire Self-Help Humor Woo Hoo!</itunes:subtitle>
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<itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:owner><itunes:email>cliffordandnorm@cliffordandnorm.com</itunes:email><itunes:name>Clifford and Norm</itunes:name></itunes:owner><item><title>Job On Death Panel Can Make Your Day</title> 
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<description>Norm stakes out spot on a "Death Panel" as potential career move.</description>
<itunes:duration>5:02</itunes:duration>
<pubDate>Sun, 3 Dec 2010 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>cliffordandnorm@cliffordandnorm.com (Clifford and Norm)</author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Norm stakes out spot on a "Death Panel" as potential career move.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Norm stakes out spot on a "Death Panel" as potential career move.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,satire,humor,laugh,self,help,self,improvement,Howard,Stern,the,onion,columnists,radio,talk,show</itunes:keywords></item>

<item><title>Feeling Guilty About Jury Duty</title> 
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<description>Cliff is serving jury duty tomorrow - should he bend the truth to avoid getting on a case?  You be the judge.</description>
<itunes:duration>5:31</itunes:duration>
<pubDate>Sun, 3 May 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>cliffordandnorm@cliffordandnorm.com (Clifford and Norm)</author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Cliff is serving jury duty tomorrow - should he bend the truth to avoid getting on a case? You be the judge.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Cliff is serving jury duty tomorrow - should he bend the truth to avoid getting on a case? You be the judge.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,satire,humor,laugh,self,help,self,improvement,Howard,Stern,the,onion,columnists,radio,talk,show</itunes:keywords></item>


<item><title>Are Your Our Audience?</title> 
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<description>Norm thinks he has his finger on the pulse of our audience...by any chance, do you feel someone pressing on your neck? Very, very funny.</description>
<itunes:duration>4:25</itunes:duration>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>cliffordandnorm@cliffordandnorm.com (Clifford and Norm)</author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Norm thinks he has his finger on the pulse of our audience...by any chance, do you feel someone pressing on your neck? Very, very funny.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Norm thinks he has his finger on the pulse of our audience...by any chance, do you feel someone pressing on your neck? Very, very funny.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,satire,humor,laugh,self,help,self,improvement,Howard,Stern,the,onion,columnists,radio,talk,show</itunes:keywords></item>

<item><title>Got A Workplace Personality?</title> 
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<description>Want to keep your job going?  Develop a bullet-proof workplace personality!</description>
<itunes:duration>6:17</itunes:duration>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>cliffordandnorm@cliffordandnorm.com (Clifford and Norm)</author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Want to keep your job going? Develop a bullet-proof workplace personality!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Want to keep your job going? Develop a bullet-proof workplace personality!</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,satire,humor,laugh,self,help,self,improvement,Howard,Stern,the,onion,columnists,radio,talk,show</itunes:keywords></item>

<item><title>Quick! - Get Shoe Cologne</title> 
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<description>How some shoddy discount merchandise stank up Cliff's life.</description>
<itunes:duration>3:16</itunes:duration>
<pubDate>Sun, 8 Mar 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>cliffordandnorm@cliffordandnorm.com (Clifford and Norm)</author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>How some shoddy discount merchandise stank up Cliff's life.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>How some shoddy discount merchandise stank up Cliff's life.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,satire,humor,laugh,self,help,self,improvement,Howard,Stern,the,onion,columnists,radio,talk,show</itunes:keywords></item>

<item><title>Obama The Fundraiser</title> 
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<description>How will Barack Obama pay for the trillions in spending and bailouts?  Norm just might have the solution - and a word of warning for foreigners.</description>
<itunes:duration>3:27</itunes:duration>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>cliffordandnorm@cliffordandnorm.com (Clifford and Norm)</author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>How will Barack Obama pay for the trillions in spending and bailouts? Norm just might have the solution - and a word of warning for foreigners.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>How will Barack Obama pay for the trillions in spending and bailouts? Norm just might have the solution - and a word of warning for foreigners.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,satire,humor,laugh,self,help,self,improvement,Howard,Stern,the,onion,columnists,radio,talk,show</itunes:keywords></item>

<item><title>Got Nanophobia?</title> 
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<description>Know what nanoparticles are?  Learn why you should be scared of them - or not...I mean, if you're not scared, that's O.K...</description>
<itunes:duration>4:30</itunes:duration>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>cliffordandnorm@cliffordandnorm.com (Clifford and Norm)</author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Know what nanoparticles are? Learn why you should be scared of them - or not...I mean, if you're not scared, that's O.K...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Know what nanoparticles are? Learn why you should be scared of them - or not...I mean, if you're not scared, that's O.K...</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,satire,humor,laugh,self,help,self,improvement,Howard,Stern,the,onion,columnists,radio,talk,show</itunes:keywords></item>

<item><title>The Netflix Trap, How to Avoid</title> 
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<itunes:author>Clifford and Norm</itunes:author>
<description>How to avoid being stuck in the muck with a pile of DVD's that don't belong to you, and you're never going to watch.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 8 Feb 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>5:50</itunes:duration>
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<author>cliffordandnorm@cliffordandnorm.com (Clifford and Norm)</author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>How to avoid being stuck in the muck with a pile of DVD's that don't belong to you, and you're never going to watch.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>How to avoid being stuck in the muck with a pile of DVD's that don't belong to you, and you're never going to watch.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,satire,humor,laugh,self,help,self,improvement,Howard,Stern,the,onion,columnists,radio,talk,show</itunes:keywords></item>

<item><title>Recession's Silver Lining</title> 
<link>http://www.cliffordandnorm.com/Media/3-Recession-Silver-Lining.mp3</link> 
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<itunes:author>Clifford and Norm</itunes:author>
<description>Clifford and Norm's brilliant analysis of the financial crisis.  Learn what really went wrong, according to two analysts who are mostly wrong - and why there's a silver lining.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 1 Feb 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>7:12</itunes:duration>
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<author>cliffordandnorm@cliffordandnorm.com (Clifford and Norm)</author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Clifford and Norm's brilliant analysis of the financial crisis. Learn what really went wrong, according to two analysts who are mostly wrong - and why there's a silver lining.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Clifford and Norm's brilliant analysis of the financial crisis. Learn what really went wrong, according to two analysts who are mostly wrong - and why there's a silver lining.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,satire,humor,laugh,self,help,self,improvement,Howard,Stern,the,onion,columnists,radio,talk,show</itunes:keywords></item>

<item><title>Why To Hate Reunions</title> 
<link>http://www.cliffordandnorm.com/Media/4-Why-We-Hate-Reunions.mp3</link> 
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<itunes:author>Clifford and Norm</itunes:author>
<description>Reunions - a milestone event - a reminder of how little you've accomplished over so many, many years.  Here's how to survive and thrive at your next reunion.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>5:11</itunes:duration>
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<author>cliffordandnorm@cliffordandnorm.com (Clifford and Norm)</author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Reunions - a milestone event - a reminder of how little you've accomplished over so many, many years. Here's how to survive and thrive at your next reunion.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Reunions - a milestone event - a reminder of how little you've accomplished over so many, many years. Here's how to survive and thrive at your next reunion.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,satire,humor,laugh,self,help,self,improvement,Howard,Stern,the,onion,columnists,radio,talk,show</itunes:keywords></item>

<item><title>ATMs-Your Next Goldmine</title> 
<link>http://www.cliffordandnorm.com/Media/5-Next-Big-Thing-ATMs.mp3</link> 
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<itunes:author>Clifford and Norm</itunes:author>
<description>Norm reveals an investment strategy for today's troubled times.  Take advantage of this useful information while there's still time!</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>2:08</itunes:duration>
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<author>cliffordandnorm@cliffordandnorm.com (Clifford and Norm)</author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Norm reveals an investment strategy for today's troubled times. Take advantage of this useful information while there's still time!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Norm reveals an investment strategy for today's troubled times. Take advantage of this useful information while there's still time!</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,satire,humor,laugh,self,help,self,improvement,Howard,Stern,the,onion,columnists,radio,talk,show</itunes:keywords></item>

<item><title>How You Can Be Talked Into Anything</title> 
<link>http://www.cliffordandnorm.com/Media/6-Talked-Into-Anything.mp3</link> 
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<itunes:author>Clifford and Norm</itunes:author>
<description>Hear how Clifford almost got recruited into the insurance game, thanks to an expert sales pitch - and a pitcher full of vodka.  What can you be talked into?</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>4:04</itunes:duration>
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<author>cliffordandnorm@cliffordandnorm.com (Clifford and Norm)</author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Hear how Clifford almost got recruited into the insurance game, thanks to an expert sales pitch - and a pitcher full of vodka. What can you be talked into?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Hear how Clifford almost got recruited into the insurance game, thanks to an expert sales pitch - and a pitcher full of vodka. What can you be talked into?</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,satire,humor,laugh,self,help,self,improvement,Howard,Stern,the,onion,columnists,radio,talk,show</itunes:keywords></item>

<item><title>Types of Losers</title> 
<link>http://www.cliffordandnorm.com/Media/7-Types-of-Losers.mp3</link> 
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<itunes:author>Clifford and Norm</itunes:author>
<description>So-called "losers" fall into many categories.  Learn how to classify them and figure out which one you might think you are!</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 1 Jan 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>4:33</itunes:duration>
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<author>cliffordandnorm@cliffordandnorm.com (Clifford and Norm)</author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>So-called "losers" fall into many categories. Learn how to classify them and figure out which one you might think you are!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>So-called "losers" fall into many categories. Learn how to classify them and figure out which one you might think you are!</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,satire,humor,laugh,self,help,self,improvement,Howard,Stern,the,onion,columnists,radio,talk,show</itunes:keywords></item>

<item><title>Got The Loser Syndrome?</title> 
<link>http://www.cliffordandnorm.com/Media/8-Got-The-Loser-Syndrome.mp3</link> 
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<itunes:author>Clifford and Norm</itunes:author>
<description>Clifford and Norm discuss The Loser Syndrome.   After listening to this segment, you won't feel so bad about yourself - but you will for them.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2008 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>11:01</itunes:duration>
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<author>cliffordandnorm@cliffordandnorm.com (Clifford and Norm)</author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Clifford and Norm discuss The Loser Syndrome. After listening to this segment, you won't feel so bad about yourself - but you will for them.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Clifford and Norm discuss The Loser Syndrome. After listening to this segment, you won't feel so bad about yourself - but you will for them.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,satire,humor,laugh,self,help,self,improvement,Howard,Stern,the,onion,columnists,radio,talk,show</itunes:keywords></item>

<item><title>Sex Lives Of Cannibals</title> 
<link>http://www.cliffordandnorm.com/Media/9-Sex-Lives-of-Cannibals.mp3</link> 
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<itunes:author>Clifford and Norm</itunes:author>
<description>Hear about author Martin Troost's South Pacific adventures as reviewed by two guys who hardly ever travel - or read. </description>
<pubDate>Sun, 21 Dec 2008 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>8:09</itunes:duration>
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<author>cliffordandnorm@cliffordandnorm.com (Clifford and Norm)</author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Hear about author Martin Troost's South Pacific adventures as reviewed by two guys who hardly ever travel - or read.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Hear about author Martin Troost's South Pacific adventures as reviewed by two guys who hardly ever travel - or read.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,satire,humor,laugh,self,help,self,improvement,Howard,Stern,the,onion,columnists,radio,talk,show</itunes:keywords></item>

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