The Checkout Girl

Whoever Said “Less Is More” Wasn’t Very Good At Math

thecheckoutgirl — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 01:26:21 +0000

Customer: “I could buy four tomatoes at Wal Mart for the price of one tomato here.” Me: “Yes, but they wouldn’t be as good.” Customer: “It doesn’t matter, there would be four of them.”

Off The Clock: BOGO!

thecheckoutgirl — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 02:31:15 +0000

Because I’m up to my tater tots in crazy projects, I’m cheating this post. For those of you who don’t know, I write a weekly column for RVA News about pop culture and whatnot. It’s new every Monday and I usually post the link here. That is, when I remember. I promise to try to [...]

We Just Got A Letter, We Just Got A Letter, We Just Got A Letter, I Wonder Who It’s From

thecheckoutgirl — Fri, 28 May 2010 01:05:31 +0000

Dear Coworker: I’m sorry that I forgot to lock the bathroom door and you were forced to behold me in all my pooping glory. I’m doublesorry that you are a lesbian and my chubbymuffin will haunt you forever. In my defense, I had sushi for lunch. Sheepishly, TCG Dear Customers: There is nothing that chafes [...]

Have A Nice Day

thecheckoutgirl — Mon, 24 May 2010 03:25:13 +0000

An elderly woman shuffled into my department on Saturday afternoon, while I was assdeep in a late shift and really feeling it. I pretty much ignored her, choosing to fill flower buckets and give the floor a quick sweep. After a few minutes, during which I didn’t see her appear interested in even one item, [...]

Things I Do When I Should Be Sleeping Which Is Not As Sexy As It Sounds

thecheckoutgirl — Thu, 20 May 2010 11:25:02 +0000

One of my pet peeves as a blog reader is when someone disappears for a while, then comes back with a “here’s where I’ve been” post. We don’t care where you’ve been, just resume blogging. That being said, this is sort of that. But not. Just go over to Fuck Yeah, Motherhood! and read it. [...]