The Captains Memos

Photo Of The Day

Captain Flintheart — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 18:30:13 +0000

Smoke isn’t the only thing you should be blowing in her face.

Yoko Uses John Lennon To Sell Cars

Captain Flintheart — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 12:30:39 +0000

Yoko’s really done it this time. I already hate the fact that when I turn on the TV and see a Target commercial with douchey Jonas Brothers look-alikes singing “All You Need Is Love” but at least that was because Michael Jackson was a fucktard (and business genius) and bought up the rights to about...

Zach Galifianakis Hosts SNL

Captain Polish — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 19:00:00 +0000

Hilarious:

Wait, what? Is that beer green!?

Captain Yar — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 17:24:20 +0000

Today is March 17th, a great day for all of us Irish and somehow an even better day for all you wanna be Irish. I find it fantastic that the Irish have a holiday solely dedicated to them. Granted Columbus Day is for the Italians, July 4th is for the Americans, and Easter is for...

Headline News

Captain Flintheart — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 13:30:18 +0000

TCM can’t get enough of these asinine news headlines. America seems to have forgotten that some of us actually have brains. As always a big thanks to Shaffer for collecting and sending these screen shots over to us.

Random Thoughts Of The Day

Captain Flintheart — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 19:00:56 +0000

I don’t understand how Seth Green can be such a funny guy yet he’s only in really, really shitty movies. Is it because he’s a pseudo ginger?

Overseas, you can pretty much marry anything.

Captain Yar — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 13:28:38 +0000

So yesterday I was catching up on some current events around the globe when I stumbled across this little news article: Man marries pillow True love can take many forms. In this case, it has taken the form of a Korean man falling in love with, and eventually marrying, a large pillow with a picture of a...

McDonalds loves all colors.

Captain Yar — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 19:00:13 +0000

Fruitman to the rescue.