The Captains Memos

“Office Worker” Characters – Blackberry Thumbs

Captain Polish — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 12:30:06 +0000

Let’s face it – we all know blackberry thumbs when we see it. It’s typically a person of high perceived stature that can’t comprehend all the function of the blackberry device, i.e. mid-to-high level management, or youth that can’t get enough of bbm and texting their friends. Since this is a post series on “office...

Random Chris Farley Clip of the Day: Part II

Captain Polish — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 12:30:36 +0000

Since our last post on Farley got a shit load of comments, we feel that this series is definitely vindicated and should continue just as strong as other popular ones. Not to get all James Lipton describing this scene, but Farley’s character, the bus driver, is helping Billy Madison study for his test to pass...

Video of the Day!

Captain Yar — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 18:29:09 +0000

This is the first commercial aired in California for medical marijuana. Listen for the last quote in the commercial from the semi-hot young girl who probably went into the doctor to say she had “no appetite” (even though she clearly states why in the beginning of the ad). Spoken like a true weedhead, lady. “I...

Celebrities That Look Like Other Celebrities: Part 11

Captain Polish — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 12:41:25 +0000

On our eleventh Celebrities That Look Like Other Celebrities post, we’re digging deep and throwing one out for sports and comedy fans alike. The first person is comedian and current sidekick to Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm, Jeff Garlin. The second person is ex-football player and current radio show host of Mike & Mike,...

Giddie yup!

Captain Polish — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 18:30:14 +0000

…and then Spartacus realized that all this time he should’ve been riding goats, not velociraptors.

19 Picture of Monkeys Acting Human

Captain Yar — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 12:30:01 +0000

Kum & Go

Captain Polish — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 18:30:54 +0000

Sort of like how Diversity is an old wooden ship from the Civil War, Kum & Go is a Midwestern gas station: I don’t believe it, but I’ve never seen anyone as happy as this guy to have his pic taken with a ridiculous shirt on. Also, if you are a gas station company and...

5 ways we think the world is going to end.

Captain Yar — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 12:31:35 +0000

December 12, 2012 is a date that has people scratching your heads. According to ancient Mayan calendars, that is the end of the world as we know it. (Cut it out R.E.M.) Who the bloody hell knows what is going to happen when that date comes around. Will people all over the world go bonkers...